fuck with me

Chapter 12

In the main hall, Yan Jun really felt that brother Chaoyang had been coming too frequently recently, he couldn't stand it, he couldn't stand it, he was really scared.

"Brother, don't think about it, even if you accompany him to recover the yang, so what, since he doesn't believe you, why should you compromise your skills, you old ghost who has been bored underground for hundreds of years can stand it up there How long will you stay?" The old Yan Wang said earnestly, "Even if he is still alive, he is still a mortal. After decades, you will turn your elixir into jade beads and give it to his soul? You will not remember every life after you continue to look at him. You? Just let it be like this, either let him go and live the rest of your life well, or let him be a ghost for the rest of his life, what's wrong with that." We are eating less or wearing less.

Yan Chaoyang took a sip of his wine, lowered his brows and eyes, and the stars dimmed: "But he wants to be a human being, so I can melt the elixir directly and let him go."

Hearing the words, the old King of Hades widened his eyes and rolled up his sleeves with a slap on the desk: "You still dare to transform into a pill for a mortal?! I'm able to bear you! Well, he wants to be a man, right? I'll save him for you." What kind of virtue, mortals are so insatiable! Life and people want it! I let him never be reborn!"

So as soon as the old King of Hades rushed out, he collided with the mortal who was about to be reincarnated forever. Yan Jun was too imposing, and Liu Feiyan was small-boned, so he flew out again and fell into the trap that the servant was about to give to Chaoyang. In a big vat of wine for the lord, red yarn is wrapped around her body.

The crock made a muffled sound as it hit the ground, Liu Feiyan was first knocked into the air and then flooded, and then hit her head on the crock again, feeling like her soul was going to fly away.

Couldn't he be working for a few days!

Yan Jun snorted coldly, just in time, he hit the muzzle of the gun, grabbed the collar of the back, shook the man dry, and dragged him in.

Seeing that he was about to faint again, Yan Chaoyang dragged him to his side, and asked Yan Jun what was going on with his eyes.

Yan Jun rolled his eyes seeing his food-protecting posture: "Drowned."

The person in his arms coughed twice, spit out two mouthfuls of wine, and hung on Chaoyang's body feebly. This time he was struggling too much, and he drank a lot. Not to mention the smell of alcohol all over his body, even his mouth smelled of fragrance. Haunting and lingering, it emanates from the red and soft lips, and floats into the nostrils of the person who can't resist this smell. Even the breath is sweet, and the soft face flushed red by choking, in the morning sun at this moment In Jun's eyes, he is more flawless than any jade... If he is just let go...

"Chaoyang, you!" Yan Jun stared at his eyes desperately, he, he, he read it right, the most cheeky Lord Chaoyang actually kissed a man with such a bad image and entangled like a fat candle head in front of so many servants The little devil... and he looked very intoxicated... I couldn't bear to look directly at him, and cried to the sky, "You've changed——"

A group of people waited to see this posture, quickly dispersed, and hid behind the gate, peeping, peeping, it seemed that there was a wedding wine to eat.

Liu Feiyan was still dizzy at first, but now she is really sober and couldn't be more sober. Her eyes were reddened by alcohol, and she looked eight parts pitiful and two parts surprised.

The old ancestor probably didn't expect him to lose his composure like this. After being stared at for a long time, his face was flushed, and he raised his head and dared not look at him, but he couldn't help but pursed his lips to savor the aftertaste, reluctant to let go, and just looked ahead He said in a daze, "...I don't know what I'm doing."

"If you knew, you wouldn't have done it." The old King of Hades raised his forehead, as if he had seen the world, what should we do now, my brother has just made it clear in front of so many people, his fist is no matter what Unable to get up, he said helplessly to Liu Feiyan, "You man, why are you so troublesome, my brother finally came out and jumped into your trap... Anyway, I won't let him suffer for hundreds of years, you What day do you think is good, please post your birthday horoscope."

"What... what..."

"If you dare to say that you want to leave again, I will let you live on it for the rest of your life, and the underworld is too lazy to receive you!" This is probably the most favorite threat for mortals, but at this moment he can't think about it. He came here to find something to do with Chaoyang. , Why... before the words are said, the story seems to be coming to an end?

Liu Feiyan still struggled and said, "No, I'm here to find Chaoyang..."

"Nonsense! You came here to find me! Come on, find me someone who can tell fortunes!"

This, this, this... Liu Feiyan glanced at Yan Chaoyang in horror, the ancestor did not expect Yan Jun to do this, but he also did not expect that he could keep silent for so many years, and still do such a thing...

That's the default.

Lord Yan Wang has a bad temper, so Granny Meng was about to give soup to an old ghost, and when she received the news, she overturned his bowl and smiled beamingly: "This old gentleman, our Yan Wang Sir, please tell me."

This fortune teller was also unlucky, he was about to be reincarnated, and in his next life he could join a wealthy family, but he was dragged away again, tremblingly said: "Please tell me your names."

Neither of the two made a sound, and Yan Jun glared at them, fearing that the night would be long and dreamy, and he would do all the work for himself, and if anything happened, let him die.

"The two horoscopes don't match." The old fortune-teller just heard their names, it was a big disagreement!I'm afraid they will be uneasy if they become relatives!

"What did you say just now? Repeat it again!" Yan Jun gave the old man a hard look, his eyes were like copper bells, his thick eyebrows stood upright, like a ghost in a New Year painting, the old man was scared out of his wits, "... …That is impossible!"

Liu Feiyan: ...You are acting against the heavens by doing this.

Sure enough, under the command of Yan Jun, the rest of the horoscopes could not be combined any more. The couple's face was well-suited, and the only difference was that the two of them were originally mandarin ducks, flying with Lin, and even recited a poem. This hatred lasts forever, like chanting scriptures.

Talking too much nonsense, when he went back, all the rich and noble families had invested in it today, so he had no choice but to continue to be a farmer in his next life.

Yan Jun cleared his throat: "Old lady Meng, the next auspicious day—"

Granny Meng was very kind, and answered immediately: "It happens to be tomorrow."

"Okay!" I don't know who started it, and there was a loud and loud sound, and all the onlookers applauded in agreement, only the person involved was still confused, and Liu Feiyan couldn't understand, could it be that there is only one party here? Interested to get married the next day?Are you still unreasonable?He hasn't said anything yet!

It was a bit strange to be in a good mood.

"Take it back and deal with it." Yan Jun saw that there was a change in his expression, and didn't let him explode on the spot. He whispered something in his ear, Liu Feiyan was taken aback when he heard it, and Yan Jun waved his brother to take him away.

Luckily, most of the ghosts went back to their posts after only being busy for a while, and there was no one to peep on the side of the road.Liu Feiyan felt that her hand was about to be crushed, and her palm was covered with cold sweat. Yan Zhaoyang felt a little anxious when he touched the icy cold, so he simply fled back home.

"Yan Jun...he didn't do it on purpose, he just cared about me."

Thinking about it, if it wasn't for the good relationship between Yan Jun and Yan Chaoyang, how could he have kept him for so long, but the current situation made him a little at a loss: "I was talking to you..."

Yan Chaoyang: "Say what?"

"Say... say... oops, I won't say it! Forget it, just pretend you didn't hear it! I didn't say anything!" Liu Feiyan scratched her ears and cheeks. The old Hades will kill him when he gets married!It's the same whether you say it or not!

"Then...is it a good thing or a bad thing?" He asked a little cautiously, for fear that Yan Jun would be the thread, but he really didn't want to.

Liu Feiyan was sitting at the table propping her head up and struggling, the more she dared not look at him, the more she forced herself to look at it, what's there to be ashamed of!I have been thick-skinned for more than 20 years since I was a child, and dare to call daddy loudly when caught, you are ashamed now!

But... he actually... Liu Feiyan thought of what Yan Jun said in his ear, and felt a terrible pain in his heart!

"Are you stupid? I don't have to go back!" What kind of pill!Although he doesn't know what's going on, it's a terrible thing no matter how he listens, how can he just let it go!It's just because I ate that thing by mistake first, and I was paying off my debts when I was recruited down. Now, in order to let me go back, I have to personally melt that thing that has hidden spiritual power for hundreds of years. Isn't this stupid or what! "Old antiques are old antiques, and they can't be flexible!" Do you think that silent dedication is noble!Do you want to give you one of the high-spirited and bright archways?

Lord Chaoyang was suddenly scolded for not knowing why, but he didn't know what to do. His mind was a little turbulent, and he leaned over, and licked the two lines of fragrance from the face of the person at the table...

Liu Feiyan was stunned for a moment, and couldn't hold back for the first time to attack her ancestor, she wiped her face and cursed: "Don't keep thinking about drinking!"

There was a sound of banging and smashing things in the house, and the granddaughter who came to visit on a routine basis turned around naturally and buried the flowers and candles in the soil to pass the time.

"Then are you happy?" Liu Feiyan was suddenly grabbed by the wrist, and asked a heart-piercing question. She choked up a bit, and the teapot she lifted couldn't be held steady, and the tea poured onto her head...

Yan Chaoyang rarely glanced back: "I'll take you to change clothes."

Liu Feiyan felt that she was really at odds with the groundwater, flooding and watering, there was no end to it!

"I'm going to empty out all the official families here! Bad your reputation! Let them all know that their Lord Chaoyang likes a sneaky thief!"

Yan Chaoyang: "Okay."

Liu Feiyan glared at him: "What?!"

"So you're happy, aren't you?"

Someone's cheeks were flushed: "I'm so happy!"

"Well, happy ghost."