On How to Reunite with Satan

74

The matter of "Satan's selection of concubine" started auditioning in full swing in hell, and the news soon spread throughout heaven.

Michael, who heard the news, spit out a mouthful of water.Gabriel sat a little further away with a look of disgust, for fear of getting his saliva.Metatron took a sip of tea without being surprised, and let Raphael and Uriel beside him relax.

These two new Seraphs have only truly integrated into the group of Seraphs in the past 100 years. This kind of tea party is one of their favorite activities.The textbook update of the Angel Academy has come to an end recently. In addition to the education of the little angels in the Angel Academy, Metatron also specially arranged for "re-education".

It has to be said that the Messiah really left them with a big problem.

It is only 100 years since Lucifer's fall, and the textbooks of the Angel Academy have been revised for an unknown number of editions. This has kept Metatron's cherubs in charge of editing and publishing under high pressure.Simply, after the publication of this textbook, there is no need for major changes in the short term.

"It's not that I said, I met the mammon who called Lucifer his father before, and I expected that he would be different after he went to hell, but I never thought that after more than 1000 years, the children are really full. ran away." Michael sighed, and wiped the table guiltily.

Just kidding, the meeting place today is Metatron's palace.Who is Metatron?A person who can convince every first-generation Seraph.Just leaving a table of his own saliva, Michael was worried that he would be dragged to do some strange experiments again.

Gabriel sneered at Michael's cowardly behavior when he saw Metatron, while gracefully refilling his red wine—the seraphim has been very interested in wine tasting recently.

"Isn't it? Who would have thought that Asmodeus was in hell like that and didn't see real children running around, so why did Lucifer start being a son and a daughter?" Gabriel sighed. , shaking his goblet.

"You can't say that." Metatron thoughtfully refilled the glass for Raphael beside him, "He used to like children, but if you really think about it, I think he is the one who is most likely to have children. Besides, isn’t it said in hell that Mammon’s biological mother is Lilith? I guess both of them were adopted by Lucifer.”

Michael clapped his hands suddenly, "It seems to mean that. What kind of mammon... Uriel, you are the most familiar with hell, do you have any leftovers to share?"

Uriel, who was originally concentrating on eating snacks, heard that he was suddenly cueed and almost choked. After a while, he saw that all the eyes around him had focused on him, "Small scraps... Actually, my gossip about hell I don't know that well." He scratched his head in embarrassment, not knowing why he suddenly asked himself.

Sitting next to him, Gabriel laughed, patted him on the shoulder, and asked, "Didn't you and that fallen angel in hell...what's his name? Oh, Sasim, are you on good terms? Why, didn't I share any gossip with you?"

Michael on the other side also echoed and teased him: "I remember that after the news of your late-night meeting broke out that year, it was talked about everywhere in the streets and alleys. If it weren't for the sudden news of the concubine selection this time , the number one news of the century is probably yours."

Speaking of that incident, Uriel's face instantly turned red.After all, it was a shameful memory, but it happened to be bumped into by someone from the newspaper office.

The results were good, entertainment newspapers and magazines on both sides of heaven and hell followed up and reported immediately.If they don't report it, it's okay. Now the love and hatred between these two have been dug out in an instant.

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Among all the gossip newspapers, the "Silver Harp Morning Post" and "Magma Front" are simply the best.

Silver Harp Morning Edition: Heaven does not produce gossip, we just whisper softly^-^.

Magma Frontline Newsletter: Big news that is fresh and hot as magma, produced by hell, guaranteed to be evil.Not evil, burned on the spot =_, =.

The two newspapers interviewed colleagues of the two parties.

According to Ms. Jia and Ms. Che, who did not want to be named, the close relationship between the two angels can be traced back as early as ten thousand years ago.At that time, Sasim had not yet fallen into the sky, and had always had a particularly close relationship with Uriel (Uriel's original name), who was still a cherub.

In heaven, such close brotherhood is actually quite common.Angels live in groups, and solitary angels are aliens.This made the group of old and unscrupulous people in hell amazed, heaven, what a magical place.

Later, during a certain siege on the first day, for some reason, Sasim was lured to fall into the sky, and Uriel entered the enemy camp alone to make his first contribution, and obtained the qualification to be promoted to Gabriel's personal guard.

For cherubs, it is a supreme honor to be able to do things beside Seraphim.As for the selection of Gabriel's pro-guards, it is said that millions of troops cross the single-plank bridge, and the pass rate is extremely low.It is conceivable that since then Uriel has made great progress in heaven.Not to mention Sasim on the other side. Although he turned into a tauren, he won the favor of a certain city lord and quickly gained a foothold in hell.

Do you think the two of them broke up just like that?No, it's not that easy.

Heaven and hell are not separated by thousands of mountains and rivers, but the two maintain frequent meetings.According to Ms. Jia's recollection, before the war between the elves and dwarves, it was thanks to an anonymous friend of Uriel who provided important information, which helped Heaven greatly reduce casualties.

Ms. Jia also appealed in the newspaper, hoping that heaven and hell can establish a harmonious and harmonious relationship of mutual assistance, and don't be provoked by those who want to, because they are born from the same root, so why rush to each other!You see, isn't the century-old friendship between Sasim and Uriel an example for us to learn from?Let's put down the butcher knife and shake hands to make peace!

On the other side, Ms. Qie not only approved of Ms. Jia's news content, but also added an interesting fact.During the time when the Messiah served as the deputy king of the kingdom of heaven, Sasim delivered thousands of letters to Uriel uninterruptedly. Even if he did not get a reply, he never gave up.Until the great war a hundred years ago, the two met.

"Do you think there will be friends crying because of different camps in the depths? No, they had a childish fight! This shameful bastard Sasim actually blamed Uriel for not replying to him! How old do you think you are? Is it? Is the battlefield for you to flirt? Please respect the single dogs around you?"

"Ahem, miss, what we are talking about today is the 'brotherhood' between those two."

"Oh, it's okay, don't we know what kind of relationship they have? You must remember to put my voice and face in the later stage."

"No problem ma'am. Any other revelations?"

"Yes, yes, why not! Damn, let's just say this time, the two of them were bumped into by... emm by a lot of people! Guess what, I happened to witness the two of them arguing indistinctly Appearance. Hey, this young man is not the same after all. He is not as shy as we are when we do this. Tsk. Before that meeting, Sasim did not know how much he had received from Uriel. The things sent over, such as flowers, grass, and tea, let alone, he is really good at giving gifts, anyway, the girls in our department can't put it down."

"You mean, His Highness Uriel is pursuing Sasim?"

"Ham, it's more or less the same. Otherwise, who else can he give it to? I've never seen Sam leave this mouthful until the next day, and finish it on the spot. Tell me, this isn't a couple quarreling." What is it?"

"Ahem, ma'am, they've been insisting it's brotherhood."

"Fuck his brotherhood. Will brotherhood make trouble because gifts are passed on to others? Will they go to hell to question because of this kind of thing? Your family's brotherhood is like this. Let me say, we must put aside our prejudices and fall in love freely! We ..."

"Ka Ka Ka Ka! This episode cannot be played!"

In short, fueled by these two interviews, their stories spread all over the streets, and countless hellish girls began to yearn for this kind of interracial love.

The "Shadow Evening News" also specially counted the views of the two sides of heaven and hell at this time, and the number of people who supported it was a one-sided victory.

This year's big melon has been circulated for many years at once, so that the two of them need to disguise themselves when they want to meet.

The masses had a good time eating melons, but the parties were really embarrassed.

Now, seeing a topic that could divert everyone's attention from him, Uriel immediately racked his brains to recall it.

"When Mammon was born, it was actually quite a sensation in hell, after all, Lilith was very popular. But that was before Lucifer went to hell. If he is really Lucifer's son, then Lucifer When he was with Lilith, he was still the Archangel."

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Can this be solved?

The author has something to say:

The gluttony in the previous chapter means that you can eat melons to your heart's content.

The original inspiration for this article was to set up a school together in heaven and hell, and Ada Jin relied on the background to kill the Quartet and decipher his own life experience.I don't know if I can still write about this bridge.