Number One Ugly Husband

Dong Ling Ce looked at the words in the book, frowned and said, "Aptitude test? What do you mean?"

Leng Zhuo explained: "It is to test whether the other party likes the same sex first."

Dong Ling Ce frowned lightly, "Why do you want to test?"

"You first test whether he likes a man or a woman, and then you can judge the success rate of your confession."

Dong Ling Ce narrowed his eyes and looked at Leng Zhuo: "You seem to have already guessed who I like."

Leng Zhuo smiled and said: "Recently, you have only ugly slave by your side, and let him live in your room and eat at the same table with you. Apart from him, I can't think of anyone else."

Tang Ling Ce: ...

His subordinates discovered that he had fallen in love with someone before he did.

"If he likes a man, your chances will be much greater. Then you must act quickly. When he likes another man, you will have no chance."

Dong Ling Ce was furious, and slammed the table, "He dares."

With a bang, the table was split in half, and a gap was opened on the floor.

Leng Zhuo rubbed his temples: "Master, this is just a hypothesis."

In case what he said was right, he had a hunch that the next world or other worlds would end up like this table.

"It's not okay to assume." Dong Ling said with a cold face, "Your assumption makes me very unhappy."

Leng Zhuo sighed helplessly: "Since you are afraid of being snatched away by others, why did you resist before?"

Tang Ling Ce: ...

"In short, it would be much easier if he liked men."

Dong Ling Ce said with an ugly face, "What if he likes a woman?"

Leng Zhuo said, "Bend him."

"Bend?" Dong Lingce directly thought of turning Bao Ye's body into a U shape: "If you bend people, you will like me?"

As soon as Leng Zhuo saw him, he knew that he wanted to go wrong: "What I mean by breaking the bend is to change his sexual orientation, let him change from liking women to liking men."

He took out a book dedicated to changing sexual orientation to Dong Ling Ce: "I hope you don't need this book."

"..." Dong Ling Ce twitched the corners of his mouth, "You're really well prepared."

Leng Zhuo hooked the corners of his lips: "Master's happiness is my happiness."

When the master is happy, his life will be easier.

From today on, he will pray every day that the ugly slave will make his master happy.

Dong Ling Ce hummed lightly.

"Master, time is racing against time. If you sit here all the time, someone will seize the opportunity."

Dong Lingce immediately thought of Raoyi who was staring at Baoye, his expression changed, he put away the book Leng Zhuo gave him, and left the villa.

Leng Zhuo looked at the smashed table and touched his chin: "Should I first prepare for the master's pursuit of failure?"

He was really worried that his end would be the same as the table.

Leng Zhuo sighed softly and used mana to restore the ground and the table to their original state.

Dong Lingce returned to the Bone Demon Inn, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he saw Bao Ye sleeping on the bed.

He lightly took off his shoes and lay down on the bed, looked at Bao Ye who was sleeping soundly, hesitantly pulled him into his arms and hugged him, his mood improved instantly, the corners of his mouth curled up.

Bao Ye woke up and saw that it was Dong Ling Ce, and said speechlessly, "Don't be so scary next time."

"Sleep again." Dong Ling Ce rubbed Bao Ye's head and closed his eyes.

Baoye who was woken up couldn't wake up, especially the mentally ill and held him in his arms as a lover, he couldn't fall asleep anymore, and he didn't dare to move. , otherwise the one who suffers is himself.

At six o'clock in the evening, before Jin Lingrui came to ask them to eat, Bao Ye woke up Dong Ling Ce and asked for Dong Ling Ce's opinion, and the two of them went out to eat alone.

Dong Ling Ce found a high-end restaurant that was more pleasing to the eye, and chose to sit down in the corner of the public restaurant. In order not to disturb the waiters, he said, "One serving of each dish on the menu."

Bao Ye frowned: "How can we eat so much?"

"If you can't eat it, pack it up and take it to a slum in the city to distribute to the poor devils, so that you can do more good deeds."

Bao Ye: "..."

After the waiter left, Dong Ling Ce immediately took out the book that Leng Zhuo had given him. He erased the word "aptitude test" and changed it to "World History", and put it on the table openly to read.

Bao Ye glanced at the cover of the book: "World history? When did you read such a literate book?"

Dong Ling Ce didn't answer him, and opened the first test question, it said which one of the following do you think is more attractive to you, there are three options under the question, the first is beauty, the second is handsome guy, and the third is Both men and women, none of these three options appealed to him, but since Bao Ye was a man, he chose the man.

Seeing that he was engrossed in watching it, Baoye asked curiously, "Is it so beautiful? What's written in it?"

He reached out to grab it, but was patted back by Dong Ling Ce.

Dong Lingce looked at the title, then at Bao Ye, and felt that if he asked it like in a book, Bao Ye would see his purpose.

He looked around, fixed his eyes on a man and a woman: "Ugly, cough, Jia Bao, turn around and look at the man and woman diagonally opposite behind you."

Bao Ye turned his head and saw a bright-looking demon and a handsome man, turned around and asked, "What's wrong with them?"

"Which one do you think is more attractive to you?"

Bao Ye looked back at the man and woman again: "Both of them look good, but neither one is more attractive."

Dong Lingce looked at the three options in the book, and thought, "Does Jin Jiabao mean both men and women?"

"What if you had to choose one of them?"

"Women."

Upon hearing this answer, Dong Ling Ce glanced coldly at the banshee.

Bao Ye was surprised: "Why are you asking this?"

Dong Ling Ce didn’t answer him, and turned directly to the second question, do you have any boys in your sexual fantasies? The first option under the question is no, it’s too disgusting. The second option is yes, but there are also girls. The third option is The first option is always boys.

He frowned, as long as he asked this question, he would know whether the other party liked a man or a woman without having to look at the next question, and he couldn't ask it out.

"What kind of broken book did you give me?" Dong Ling Ce was rarely depressed.

Baoye glanced at his book: "Don't you like to read it? Let me read it."

Dong Ling Ce slapped his hand away, and opened the next topic, which said if there was a hot and sexy girl who wanted to date you, what would you say?

This question made him think of Raoyi, and he said to Baoye: "Your elder brother's friend named Raoyi is pretty good-looking, if Raoyi asks you out for dinner, will you go?"

"No." Bao Ye replied without thinking, he came out to eat now to avoid Rao Yi, how could he go to eat with him.

Dong Ling Ce was very satisfied with the answer, and the corner of his mouth curled up.

Bao Ye asked jokingly, "You're not interested in her, are you?"

Dong Ling Ce said softly, "I don't like this kind of people."

Bao Ye gossiped and asked, "Then what type of person do you like?"

Dong Ling Ce gave him a meaningful look.

Bao Ye was very curious: "Are you talking about it?"

Dong Ling stood up and said, "I'm going to the bathroom."

"it is good!"

Dong Ling Ce walked to a place where Bao Ye could not see, changed the name on the cover of the book he was reading just now, then handed the book to the waiter, and whispered something in his ear.

The waiter nodded.

Tang Ling returned to his position.

After a while, the waiter from Dong Ling Ce walked to their table, handed a book to Bao Ye with a smile and said, "Sir, compared to the customers in our store today, I am afraid that the food was not delivered to the table so quickly, so Please wait patiently, in order not to let you be so bored while waiting, I specially found a book for you to pass the time."

Seeing the word interest written on the book, Baoye also became interested, took his hand and said thank you.

interest?What book is this? As he opened it, he thought: "Test your aptitude?" "

Bao Ye laughed and said, "Such a formal restaurant has such an unscrupulous book."

Dong Ling Ce glanced at him, pretending to know and asked, "What book?"

"It's specially tested for sexuality." Bao Ye said with a smile: "Although I know my sexuality very well, I still need to see if it's accurate."

Dong Ling raised his eyebrows: "Oh, what is your sexual orientation?"

"Of course he's straight."

Dong Ling Ce's eyes darkened: "How do you know you're straight before you take the test?"

"I always know whether I like a man or a woman. I don't want to tell you. I'll test it first." Bao Ye carefully read the book and answered every question seriously.

Dong Ling Ce on the opposite side seemed to be drinking tea elegantly and calmly, but he was actually quite nervous.

"No." Bao Ye stared at the final answer with wide eyes.

Dong Ling Ce's heart was raised high immediately, and he asked, "What isn't it?"

"It shows that I'm bisexual." Bao Ye didn't believe what was said in the book: "I obviously only like women, so how could I be sexually interested in men? It's too strange."

He just wanted to be with a big man, and pimples popped up all over his body: "The test of this book must be inaccurate."

Dong Lingce was glad that he was not straight but at the same time he was dissatisfied with the result. In the future, he would not only prevent men from approaching Bao Ye, but also prevent women from approaching Bao Ye.

Bao Ye handed the book to Dong Ling Ce: "Don't you want to play this test?"

Tang Ling Ce glanced at the cover: "Not interested."

"Hey." Baoye smiled wickedly: "Actually, you don't even need a test to know what your sexual orientation is."

Dong Ling Ce asked with a smile, "Then what do you think I am sexually inclined?"

"You are so good-looking, of course men and women can take it all." Bao Ye said, "It's good to be good-looking, no matter if it's a man or a woman, they will like you."

Dong Ling Ce took the opportunity to ask, "Then will you like me?"

Without even thinking about it, Bao Ye said, "You look so good-looking, if I were a woman, I would definitely like you."

"You're a man now."

Baoye was afraid that saying the wrong thing would make the mentally ill unhappy, so he thought for a while before saying, "I can't say I like you, but as a man, I am sometimes fascinated by you. Do you think you are very attractive?" ?”