Number One Ugly Husband

章节字数：2281更新时间：18-03-1722：20

"Master Jin, this is your lunch today."

Deacon Tao took down the food box on the roof of the car, opened it and handed it to Baoye.

Bao Ye saw that there were two identical yellow-brown stools in the food box, and stared at Deacon Tao with a look of 'you're fucking kidding me': "Is this lunch?"

Mental illness wants him to eat shit?

Deacon Tao held back a smile and said, "Master wants you to choose one of the foods inside."

Bao Ye sneered: "Is there a difference?"

Two poops are exactly the same, what difference does it make?

"There are both truths and lies in the two stools. If Young Master Jin chooses the truth, then you and..." Deacon Tao looked at the old slaves standing at the gate of Fengyue Pavilion: "They will swallow the truth inside."

"Fuck me." Bao Ye got a little angry.

It wasn't enough to disgust him yesterday, so let's forget about disgusting him again now, and bring others to suffer together with him.

"What if you choose a fake one?"

"If you choose a fake one, people in the Fengyue Pavilion, the Romance Pavilion and the slave farm can all have a big meal."

Bao Ye didn't quite believe it: "Really?"

"real."

Baoye looked at the poop in the food, and muttered, "I guess I'm the first person in history to focus so much on observing poop."

Then, he noticed that one of the stools had an unpleasant smell, while the other had a creamy smell.

Bao Ye immediately pointed to the cream-scented stool and said, "This is fake."

Deacon Tao asked, "Are you sure?"

"Very sure and sure, that's it."

Deacon Tao smiled slightly and raised his eyes to look at the end of the road.

Bao Ye followed his gaze, and dozens of large trucks slowly drove over and stopped outside the gate of Fengyue Hall.

More than 200 low-level slaves jumped out of the back of a large truck in the front. They opened the back of other trucks, moved out a pile of large pots and shovels and a pile of food, put them on the roadside, and started cooking them on the spot.

This series of actions immediately attracted the attention of everyone in the Fengyue Pavilion and the Romance Pavilion. The slaves ran to the edge of the iron net and drool at the meat on the cutting board outside the iron net.

Deacon Tao opened the car door: "Master Jin, please get in the car."

"I haven't eaten yet." Seeing the chefs' knives like gods, Bao Ye couldn't help swallowing: "I'll go back when I'm full."

"Master Jin, your feast is already in the car."

Bao Ye turned to look inside the car and saw Dong Ling Ce sitting in the car.

He sat in the car angrily: "Master Dongling, what do you want to do to me this time?"

The corner of Dong Ling Ce's mouth twitched: "How do you know that poop is fake? Are you not afraid that I will make you guess wrong by putting cream on the real poop?"

"I knew you would think this way, so you can be sure that the creamy poop is fake. Heh, it's really hard to find someone to make a fake cake poop for you to play with me." Baoye glanced at the rich cakes on the table. Cai Rao raised his eyebrows: "These are all for me?"

"Of course." Dong Ling Ce made a gesture of invitation: "You can eat whatever you want."

Bao Ye, who had been teased so many times, didn't believe him: "Did you add poison or other 'seasoning' to the dishes?"

Dong Ling Ce smiled lowly, picked up his chopsticks and said, "If you're worried, I'll show you."

He randomly picked up a piece of beef and put it in his mouth, chewing it gracefully.

Bao Ye finally relaxed and started eating.

Dong Ling Ce put down his chopsticks and leaned against the back of the chair to observe him. Although the way he ate was not very elegant, he was not rude or devoured like other slaves, and he was not like the slaves outside the car whose eyes lit up when they saw the food or didn't see him. Existing food creates curiosity.

"I see that you can diagnose the slaves well. Do you really know medical skills?"

Baoye glanced at him, and lied, "When I was sent to the Human Body Research Institute, I secretly learned medical skills from other researchers."

In fact, his adoptive father spent all his savings to send him to learn his medical skills. He said that there are not many doctors in this world, and it will be easier for him to find a job after he completes his studies.

He himself is very interested in medical skills, and he also wants to take care of his adoptive father after he learns medicine well, so he studies medicine with an old doctor.

Dong Ling Ce let out a meaningful sigh, apparently not believing his words.

Baoye didn't care whether he believed it or not, he just kept his head down on his meal.

Seeing that he was only eating and ignoring himself, Dong Lingce frowned unhappily, then he didn't know what to think, and asked, "Listen, what's that sound?"

Baoye stopped eating, and a woman's moan sounded next to his ears: "..."

The other party's voice was a bit thick, a bit like the sound of making love, but it didn't sound like it after listening carefully.

He frowned and looked at Dong Ling Ce: "What do you want to do?"

"Guess what the sound is, and you can continue eating, including them." Dong Ling Ce looked at the slaves outside the car who were waiting to eat.

Baoye knew that the old man's boredom had flared up again, so he said directly: "It's the groaning sound a woman makes during sex."

Dong Ling Ce burst out laughing: "What a wretched guess, unfortunately, you guessed wrong."

Bao Ye rolled his eyes at him, and raised his hand to pick up the food, but the food seemed to be enchanted, and his chopsticks couldn't pick up the food anyway.

He put down his chopsticks depressed: "Eating a meal is so difficult."

"You guessed it right, I'll eat it for you again." Dong Ling Ce curled his lips: "Listen again, what is this sound?"

Bao Ye heard the woman's moan again, but this time the voice was much softer, and there was a trace of forbearance: "This time it must be the moan of a woman during sex."

Dong Ling Ce laughed again, and after a while he said, "Wrong, this is the sound of a woman squatting in a tuba."

"Oh~~" Baoye put down his chopsticks, stroked his forehead and said, "Master Dongling, can you let people eat well?"

Dong Ling Ce raised his legs: "The last time, if you fail to guess again, the food outside the car will be taken away."

Immediately afterwards, Baoye heard the woman's coquettish moaning sound again: "I still guess it's the moaning sound of a woman during sex."

Dong Ling Ce smiled and said nothing.

Bao Ye knew that he had guessed right, so he quickly picked up his chopsticks, and finished the meal before the old man's boredom sickness kicked in.

After eating, he wiped his mouth with a tissue and said, "Master, guess what sound you heard next."

When Dong Ling Ce heard this, he became interested: "Okay."

"Pa——" Bao Ye only said one word: "What do you think this sound is?"

Dong Ling Ce frowned: "Just one word?"

"Ah."

Dong Ling Ce thought for a while: "The sound of things falling?"

"No, listen again." Bao Ye raised a smile: "Pa-pa--"

Dong Ling Ce frowned: "Applause?"

"No." Bao Ye smiled even bigger: "Papapa, papapa——"

Dong Ling Ce squinted his eyes, feeling that his smile was a bit bad, thinking that he couldn't use common sense to guess: "It's the sound of making love and bumping."

Baoye laughed and said, "Master Dongling, who are we two so wretched?"

Dong Ling Ce frowned: "Then what are you talking about?"

Baoye stopped laughing: "The first slap is the sound of me wanting to slap you."

Dong Ling Ce: "..."

"The second two slaps are the sound of me wanting to slap you twice, and the third six slaps..." Bao Ye smiled: "It is the sound of me wanting to slap your mouth hard."

After hearing this, Dong Ling Ce smiled instead of anger: "You are so courageous that you even want to slap the master, but you are also very timid, you only dare to think but not to do it."

"I'm just thinking now, but it won't be so in the future. Thank you, master, for your hospitality. I'll go back first." Bao Ye threw the tissue that had wiped his mouth at him, and disappeared before Dong Ling Ce's eyes.

Dong Ling Ce patted the tissue away, looked at the seat in front of Bao Ye, laughed amusedly, and disappeared into the car.