[Touken Ranbu] Xiao Wu is wronged

The appraiser grabbed the paper on the table, wiped off the water she sprayed everywhere, and then opened the hot sticker with a very complicated heart.

[CP] This judge hereby solemnly announces to join my Knee Maru Xiaowu Sect!

1L Landlord

In fact, it's just an Amway sticker...

Don't say anything!Watch me join the teaching town!

【Picture behind Xiaowu Hidden Knee Pill.jpg】

[Knee Maru smiles and pats the head to comfort the picture.jpg]

【Two Swords and Ten Thousand Houses Holding Hands Back Picture.jpg】

2L Landlord

Originally thought that Xiao Wu's installation would be Genji's large-scale Shura field, but now it seems... tsk tsk tsk!

It's a pity that I didn't see Anijia. I'm really curious how they get along with each other...Finally, I'm asking for the contact information of this judge! ! !

3L

Oh oh oh!Omnivores eat Amway, and close the door to the top three by the way!

4L

Eat Amway! ! !

Ahhh, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!The mustache-knee party is now saying that it is not good to be in a dilemma!

5L

Same mustache and knee party, and...why...seeing Xiaowu hiding behind the knee pill and the expression of the knee pill pampering and comforting Xiaowu... I have the illusion of being reversed in an instant? ? ?

6L

Upstairs you are not alone, after all Xiaowu and Mustache look so alike →_→

7L

Come on, Ura is Ura, Higiri is Hikiri, and the two twins of the Awataguchi family in Honmaru haven't seen you get confused?What is going on here in ky?

8L

Well, the above may just be a sigh, don't get too excited, baby on the 7th floor.By the way, Mimi quietly took my Xiaowu away, and my god, I was instantly fancied by the first picture of the host. 【Suction slip】

9L

Ah ah ah ah swearing into religion!And upstairs put down Xiaowu and let the knee pill come!By the way, please ask for the contact information of this trial trial! ! !

10L

Does no one want Anika?Sneak away!

11L

The rival in love upstairs draws his sword to fight!

12L

...Am I the only one who is a mustache all party→_→And... I really want to stand in Genji's 3P so bad!

13L

Although it is not a mustache all party but...... Genji 3P+1! ! !

14L Landlord

Whoa whoa whoa!Genji 3P I eat!Waiting to be fed!

15L

Knee Xiaowu, Mustache Xiaowu and Genji 3P... (ˉ﹃ˉ)

Damn, the power of the prehistoric is gathering, I can't control the hand that wants to drive a small RV!

16L

Guiqiu upstairs to open the text @!

17L

+1!

18L

+2

19L

+ Honmaru's number Aoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! ! !

20L

+ ID number! !

……

After seeing the comments afterward, they were all a group of hentai colleagues who had big brains and asked for all kinds of cars and all kinds of fat.

……

86L

[If you ask Ximaru what kind of expression Xiao Wu likes the most, he will probably smile and say: Ah, when he was crying on the bed and calling me Ni-chan. 】

...After it's over, this is all in my mind now!

87L

! ! !Mom!Even a fake car is delicious!Seek the full text upstairs! ! !

88L

Shock!A bearded party member is actually blushing because of a fake car because of Xiaowu's words!

89L

66666!Knock the bowl for the whole meat!

90L

Ask for complete meat +1! ! !

……

Skipping the requests from colleagues to drive, the examiner continued to scroll down. When she saw the 100th floor, her eyes suddenly lit up!

……

156L

【Seeing Xiaowu crying intermittently and panting, Xiwan couldn't help but feel distressed and said: Anijia, please slow down, Xiaowu is almost out of breath.

Mustache chuckled lightly, and then Xiao Wu cried even harder. 】

157L

Fuck, fuck, fuck! ! !

158L

——!Explode and ascend in situ!Crazy call my wife! ! !

159L

...Medical soldiers!Where are the medics!

160L

I can't wait for the medical soldier, please tell him that I have blood type A, please! [Judging the bleeding and fainting front collapsed! 】

161L

Aww!Call on your knees!Madam please read the full text!

162L Landlord

[Touching the nosebleed] Very good, you have successfully lured the landlord who swore allegiance to Knee Xiaowu into the abyss of Genji's 3P, what should you do! ! [crazy shoulder shake]

Go and drive me to make amends! 【you! 】

163L

Xiaowu is cute!think……

164L

Upstairs, Mustache Kisemaru has already drawn his sword urgently!

……

After flipping through, I found that the following are basically begging to drive, begging to eat meat, and unconsciously crooked. There is no serious follow-up (rereading). Existing saliva, secretly rubbed the post and collected it.

The judge rubbed his chin. If nothing else, the host of this post took pictures of Fu Sangshen from his own family.But what the judges were very curious about was, if they knew that Xiao Wu was as scared as a mouse seeing a cat when he saw Mustache, what kind of expression would he have?

It's super fun to think about it!

And if Xiaowu accidentally sees these carefully thought-out Genji 3P cars...

Ah ha ha ha ha ha, although it is very interesting, but it feels super dangerous and I dare not try it at all...

On the other side, the unsuspecting client was having tea and snacks with Honmaru's pension group.

"Ah!" Xiao Wu, who was about to drink tea, sneezed suddenly.

As if facing a formidable enemy, Xi Wan booed and asked for warmth.

With some embarrassment, Xiao Wu pushed away the hand that was probing the temperature of his forehead, and said in a low voice, "I'm fine..."

"What should I do if I catch a cold!" Kewan looked at Ou Duoduo, who was in the rebellious stage (?) with disapproval.

"We are swords! We won't catch a cold!" Yu Guang noticed the teasing gazes from Hu Qie and others, Xiao Wu subconsciously moved to the side of the knee ball, and did not avoid his hand stretched out to his forehead. .

"Who made you so squeamish!" Kagemaru said with a straight face.

After hearing this, Xiao Wu was full of grievances: "Where are you so delicate!"

"Look, look! Your eyes are red again! Don't you allow Ni-chan to talk about you?" Xiwan opened his hands, "Come! Come and cry in Ni-chan's arms!"

Feeling that the eyes of the elderly drinking tea group watching the show were getting more and more intense, Xiao Wu held back tears and was so angry that he elbowed Xiwan in the stomach.

lv1's Oudodo vs. lv99's elder brother Wan——

[Tachi Knee Pill, Survival -0]

Clutching the stomach that was hit hard and lightly, nothing happened to Kagemaru and even wanted to laugh.

"Don't be shy!"

"……"go away!

"alright!"

Xiwan reached out and took a piece of snack and stuffed it into Xiao Wu's mouth, then rubbed Ou Duoduo's head twice to calm him down smoothly.

"The relationship between Xiwandian and Xiaowudian is really good." Yingwan held the teacup and sighed, "It would be great if Dabaoping saw it too."

Dabaoping in the expedition: brush up the sense of presence anytime, anywhere!

"Hahaha, very good, very good." No matter what, let's laugh first!

Hidekiri swallowed the snacks in his mouth slowly, took a sip of tea and said in a soft voice: "Hey—brother Maru has grown up too."

Thousand-year-old knife masters, you and I are talking all over the world, and before you know it, you have talked about the welcome party.

"Welcome party?" Xiaowu was a little confused, he raised his head and asked Xiwan: "What is that?"

Kagemaru couldn't help stretching out his hand to pinch his face, and stopped in time before he protested, and then explained to him: "It's a welcome party for you and Tsurumaru, because I didn't expect it to be so soon yesterday. When you brought it back, you were not prepared enough, so you decided to open it tonight."

"Hey?" Xiaowu was stunned for a moment, then hugged into a ball and murmured in a corner: "I'm not a substitute for imitation knives, so there's nothing to look forward to..."

Before Kenimaru could speak, Yamabashi Kiri Kunihiro, who happened to be passing by, threw off the sheets, and squatted next to Xiaowu, "...I understand you."

Honmaru Pension Group: ...No, we don't understand very well.Indifference.jpg

Utasen Kanesada, who came chasing after Yamabagiri's blanket: ... I don't really understand either.life without love.jpg

Er Dao crouched in a corner, counting ants together with dark clouds overhead.

"You don't understand, as an imitation knife or something..."

"No, I'm just an imitation..."

"Ah, I'm sorry..."

"...It doesn't matter...As a counterfeit, I'm fine..."

"That's right... as an imitation knife or something, it was chopped off because it grew two points..."

"..." I can't answer this... Although he is also an imitation, whether it is the back of the sword, the length of the blade, the figure or the tip of the big sword called "Dafeng", they are completely different from the long captain. It is an imitation, but in fact, the body of the two vibrating knives does not look alike at all.

Seeing the cloud of resentment over Xiaowu's head getting denser, Zhongdao turned his head to look at Mustache with a blank expression.

"Huh? What's the matter?" Mustache asked with a smile while picking up a piece of snack, with an innocent face as if he didn't notice the strange eyes of everyone.

"..." No nothing.Indifference.jpg

"Both Hikiri-sama and Kemaru-sama have amazing anecdotes about slaying ghosts..."

"..." I still can't answer these words... After all, he also has anecdotes about beheading Shanba...

"Ah... so what can I expect from an unknown imitation knife substitute like me..."

Yamabachi silently gave half of his quilt to Xiaowu.

Honmaru Pension Group & Kasen Kanesada:...

……

Xiaowu and Yamabuchi hit it off and regarded each other as confidants, and Yamabuki also kindly provided a new quilt for the new friend.

Xiao Wu was so moved that she was about to shed tears, but was slapped down by Xi Wan.

"Okay, okay, speaking of it, there will be a welcome party later, even if it's the protagonist or something, you have to help." Knee Marupi said with a non-smiling smile, mercilessly suppressing the non-stop struggling Oudodo. ——Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhssesses, and now it's Yamabukiri, Ni-chan is really jealous!

Yamabuchi pursed his lips, and was about to say something, but Kasen Kanesada grabbed the sheet, "Alright, Yamabuki, give me the sheet!"

Shan Muqie vowed to defend his little quilt to the death, and told Xiao Wu, "...If you need help, just come to me..." Then he dragged back his own quilt, and quickly escaped from Song Xian's sight.

"Damn it!" Kasen Kanesada gritted his teeth, "It's so unrefined! I must wash your sheets!"

Xiao Wu held the friendship sheet given by his little friend, teary-eyed and moved, and said: "It's really a good knife!"

Knee Pill: ...Ni Jiang's heart is broken every minute for you to see!

The author has something to say:

Hmm... Watching the video of the real thing, I found that the blade length of the knee maru is about 2-3cm longer than that of the Higakiri blade, but the information in the encyclopedia shows that it is about the same length as two strikes and the blade of the knee maru is 1mm shorter than the Higakiri blade, which is useless.

Heike Monogatari records that Xiaowu is two points longer than Hikakiri (it is said to be 6mm)...→_→

Regarding the anecdote of being killed, I checked it, and it was indeed the beheaded Shan Ba