Bride of Death

His lord, failed the English test. 56 points, the bottom one in the class.

Yi Yousan walked to the front of the podium, without blushing, without heartbeat, reaching out to get back his English test paper.

Seeing his usual attitude, Arthur suddenly had the urge to cover his face.He took the king's test paper and read it over and over several times.On the answer sheet, except for the title, the other questions are all blank.

"Why don't you write it down?" Arthur couldn't help asking.

"No." Yi Yousan said bluntly.

"..." Arthur.

"Teacher, can you give me back my answer sheet." Yi You said three times.

Under the podium, most of the students were watching Yi Ersan's jokes.Only Qi Wen frowned, secretly praying in her heart that the new teacher would not punish her good friend because of the test scores.

Arthur handed the answer sheet to Yi Ersan, and then said with a sad face:

"Where won't it be?"

"None." Yi Yousan took the test paper, jumped off the platform, walked to his seat, and sat down.

This test paper was his monthly test paper last month, and it was normal to fail.Since Liuliu helped him with his homework, his English has made great breakthroughs.Although the score is not over [-], it can barely pass.

Arthur was well prepared for this class. In the first half of the class, he explained the monthly exam papers. In the second half of the class, he told a story in English, and then asked them to write a short composition of no less than 500 words through this story.

The content of the story is very simple. It is an old-fashioned story. After hearing the words of farmer and snake, some students guessed the content of the story Arthur said.However, Arthur's story is different from ordinary fairy tales.

The snake didn't bite the farmer back, but gave the farmer a wooden box.

"You saved my life, and this wooden box is given to you as a return gift," Snake said.

"The gift is too expensive, I can't take it," said the farmer.

The farmer didn't know what was in the wooden box. Instead of taking the box, he picked up the hoe on the ground and turned away.

When he got home, the farmer found that the wooden box was actually placed in front of his house.He looked around, trying to return the wooden box to the snake.

He sat at the door for a day, and the snake never appeared again.People are curious, he wanted to see what was in the wooden box, so he opened the wooden box.

The moment the wooden box was opened, a golden light flashed, and there were seven golden pieces of gold in the wooden box!

The farmer has a neighbor who is a butcher.When he saw the farmer enter the house with a box of gold in his hand, he had something wrong with him.

He wanted the box of gold for himself.

So the butcher sneaked into the farmer's room in the middle of the night when he was asleep, and took the wooden box back home.

He opened the wooden box carefully, and an unexpected scene happened!I saw that the box of gold that was originally contained turned into a huge python.

The butcher was caught off guard and was bitten to death by the giant python.

The next day, the village name wanted to go to the butcher's house to buy meat, but when he entered the house, he found the butcher's body.The butcher's death was very strange. His eyes were wide open, and he was lying on the ground holding the box in horror, motionless.

At this point, Arthur paused, looked at Yi Ersan, and said:

"Do you know how this story ends?"

The audience was quiet for a moment, and a boy raised his hand and said:

"The farmer left the village with the box and lived happily ever after?"

Arthur shook his head, another girl raised her hand and replied:

"Did the farmer kill the butcher who wanted his gold?"

Arthur smiled, but shook his head.He looked at Yi Er and said:

"Student Yi, what do you think?"

Yi Yousan was taken aback for a moment, then stood up, thought for a long time and said:

"The farmer killed the whole village?"

Arthur's eyes lit up, he nodded in satisfaction and said:

"The farmer did kill the whole village. May I ask why he did it? This is tonight's homework. Write an English composition of more than 500 words."

More than 500 words!How to write this? !

"Ding Lingling—"

The bell for the end of get out of class rang again, and Arthur left the classroom with the lesson plan.Everyone was very curious about whether Arthur would go to the cafeteria to eat like them.After a while, only Yi Yousan and Qi Wen were left in the classroom.

Qi Wen walked over, looked at Yi Yousan's horrific exam paper, curled her lips and said:

"Don't be sad, you have passed the last few English exams. Comparing the results of last month's monthly exam, it shows that you are making progress."

Yi Ersan sighed, thinking about how to face Siwuliu when he returned home.In the past, he always had an indifferent attitude, but now for some reason, he suddenly had the illusion that he didn't dare to go home.During the last parent-teacher meeting, he failed the English test, so Liuliu asked him to copy the test paper three times and translate it three times...

His fingers began to tremble slightly at the thought of copying the exam papers when he went back.

"Headache." Yi You said three times.

"Hey, you shouldn't be afraid of being whipped by your old father when you go home."

Qi Wen laughed badly, and made a few whipping movements, which scared Yi Er into a panic.No whipping, but spanking is quite possible.....

Yi Yousan held his arms and shivered all over, looked at Qi Wen and said:

"If you don't go to the cafeteria to eat, what are you doing here?"

"Let's go eat with you." Qi Wen said.

"I've brought food." Yi You said three times.

"Hey, it's really enviable to have an old father who loves his son. Then I'm leaving, don't miss me too much." Qi Wen said.

"Well, if you don't go to the cafeteria, you won't be able to squeeze in." Yi Er waved his hand three times.

After Qi Wen left, only Yi Ersan was left in the classroom.Yi Yousan was eating the boxed lunch with relish, completely unaware that Qi Wen looked at him very strangely before leaving.

Today, Liuliu made his favorite scrambled eggs with tomatoes, eggplant with minced meat, and fried shredded pork with garlic.

Yi You ate happily, and soon put the unhappiness behind him.After eating, he took the lunch box to the sink and turned on the tap.After washing the lunch box, he put the lunch box aside and washed his face with cold water.

"Yi Ersan, are you free now?"

A familiar voice came from behind him, he shook off the water stains on his hands, turned around and said:

"available."

Standing behind him was none other than Arthur who had just left.

"Teacher, what can I do for you?"

For Arthur, Yi Yousan always had an indescribable sense of familiarity.He didn't like this unknown feeling, so he kept a distance from Arthur.

"Don't be afraid, I just wanted to talk about your 56-point English test paper." Arthur said with a smile.

Yi Ersan turned on the faucet, looked at Arthur suspiciously and said:

"What happened to 56 points?"

What's the matter...Your Majesty, your English is failing!Junshang is a human being now, and all human beings have to take the college entrance examination. If Junshang fails to pass the university entrance exam, will he become a bad boy because of this incident?Arthur had a bitter face, and the more he thought about it, the more frightened he became, and finally decided to teach Jun Shang a good English tutoring.

"You got the bottom one in the class." Arthur glanced at him and said.

"I know, this is the result of the monthly exam last month. I didn't take the exam and ranked last in the whole grade, which is very good." Yi Ersan said flatly.

The corners of Arthur's eyes twitched, he covered his face with his hands, and said with a headache:

"What score did you score in the most recent listening comprehension test?"

Yi Ersan thought for a while and said:

"30?"

"How much is the full score?" Arthur asked.

"100." Yi Ersan replied.

Arthur's head hurts more and more. In his memory, Your Majesty is knowledgeable and talented in languages. Why did his English become so horrible after he became a human?

Is it the butterfly effect?

"Is there anything you don't understand in the test paper?" Arthur asked.

"If I say...that the answer to this 56 test paper is hoodwinked by me, will you hit me?" Yi Ersan asked Arthur with a vigilant look.

"What did I hit you for?" Arthur didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Oh, that's good." After speaking, Yi Ersan took the cleaned lunch box and walked around Arthur towards the classroom.

Arthur grabbed Yi Ersan's wrist with his backhand and said:

"Don't go."

"Teacher, everyone is here, don't talk about it." Yi Yousan said awkwardly.

"Come to my office." Arthur said calmly.

Yi Ersan sighed, and reluctantly followed behind Arthur.

It is estimated that it is a special benefit for external teachers. Arthur's office is only used by him.The office is small, but equipped with many necessities.Arthur asked Yi Ersan to sit on the chair, then rolled up his sleeves, brewed a cup of black tea for him and placed it in front of Yi Ersan.

"Give me something to drink?" Yi Er asked.

"Yeah." Arthur nodded.

Yi Ersan took a sip of black tea, looked Arthur up and down and said:

"Teacher, you didn't ask me to come in for tea, did you?"

"No, it's still some time before class starts, let's do something meaningful!" Arthur said excitedly.

meaningful thing?

"Don't mess around! This is a school!" Yi Er San shouted.

"No! You can't escape!" Arthur said, taking out a blank piece of paper and handing it to Yi Ersan.

Yi Yousan looked at the blank paper, staring wide-eyed, not understanding Arthur's intentions.Arthur took a black essay from the table, put it on the side of the white paper and said:

"English dictation, if you make a mistake, you will be fined to copy 50 times."

"..." Yi Er San.

"Out of 100 points, one word is ten points, and you only need to write ten words." Arthur explained.

"The teacher also needs to give me a range for memorizing words. I might as well copy them 500 times." Yi Ersan pressed his face on the table, chanting silent words non-stop.

"It's all words you wrote wrong before." Arthur said.

Talking about not giving Yi Ersan time to refute, he muttered to him:

"bacteria."

"What?" Yi Ersan held the pen and said.

"Bacteria, how do you spell it?" Arthur said seriously.

Yi Yousan held back for a long time, and wrote crookedly on the white paper:

'bactras'

"Fifty times." Arthur looked at him with a serious expression.

Arthur read all the misspelled words he had dictated before. At the end of writing, 10 out of 4 were wrong, and he had to copy the words 200 times.Yi Er Sanben thought that Arthur was joking, but when he saw the English book that Arthur conjured up from nowhere, his hand holding the pen began to tremble slightly.

"In the future, all wrong questions will be written in this book, and I will check it every day." Arthur pushed his glasses and said.

Yi Yousan shuddered, and asked cautiously:

"When will I give it to you?"

"Before school." Arthur laughed.

"Devil!" Yi Yousan gritted his teeth.

"What did you say?" Arthur asked.

"It's nothing, teacher, I'm leaving first."

Yi Ersan held his English book, no matter how Arthur called his name behind him, he ran towards the classroom as if fleeing for his life.

After entering the classroom, Yi Ersan remembered that the lunch box was left in Arthur's office.Thinking of copying English words 200 times, he really didn't have the courage to go to Arthur's office.Sighing, he took two pens and began to copy words vigorously.

Why do you say two pens?

Because Yi Ersan is left-handed, he worked with both hands, and he finished copying the words 200 times in a short while.He immediately breathed a sigh of relief and lay down on the table, so tired that he just wanted to sleep.

After falling asleep, Yi Yousan had a strange dream, in which the God of Death appeared in front of him together with the black knight.With a dark face, Si Wuliu took his failed exam paper and asked him to copy and translate all the words on the exam paper ten times.

And Arthur wrote the words silently for him, and if he made a mistake, he would be fined to copy 50 times.He was terrified, turned around and ran, but was pinned down by two non-human beings, unable to move at all.

"Ah!" Yi Yousan opened his eyes suddenly, with cold sweat on his forehead.

Fortunately, it was just a dream, he comforted himself in his heart.

In the afternoon class, Yi Yousan listened carefully and even took notes for the first time.In this way, the time passed by one minute and one second, and the school bell finally rang.Yi Ersan came to Arthur's office reluctantly, dragging his heavy body.

He knocked on the door, coughed and said:

"Teacher, I forgot to take my lunch box."

The doorknob of the office was turned twice, and Arthur opened the door from the inside:

"Come first."

"Oh." Yi Ersan walked into the office and said.

"Have you finished copying the words?" Arthur asked.

"It's over." Yi You said three times.

"Remember, the next time you make a wrong dictation, it will be 100 times." Arthur said seriously.

100 times!Yi You felt like crying three times.

Arthur nodded in satisfaction, then opened the drawer, took out a purple book and said:

"You take this English test paper home and do it, remember not to read the answer."

I saw eight big characters printed on it—five years of college entrance examination and three years of simulation.