Qin Xia's Secret

"Please show me your ID card and birth certificate."

"To you."

"Name?"

"Qin Yi."

"I didn't ask you, what's the child's name?"

"Ah, Qin Han Chu. The Qin of the Qin Dynasty, the Han of the Han Dynasty, and the Chu of the Chu Kingdom."

The old policeman in charge of registration glanced at him from his reading glasses, then suddenly picked up the teacup at hand, unscrewed the lid, took a sip of water, then cleared his throat and asked him, "If you think about it, it's best for the child to live in this life. Come up with a name."

"Think it over, don't change it." Qin Yi obviously didn't realize the seriousness of the problem, and obviously, neither did his good buddy Xia Yan.

"Next one, give me your ID." The old policeman waved Qin Yi aside, took Xia Yan's things and asked him, "Name?"

"Xia Shang Zhou. Xia Yu Shang Tang Zhou Wu that Xia Shang Zhou."

The old police didn't even bother to look at them, but there was still a necessary process. After repeated confirmation, the old police let them go.

Then the two heads of the family who returned home were beaten to death by their wives.

"Tell me about you, huh? Usually, I can't bear to sing Farewell My Concubine to me all of a sudden, but my mother has endured you for so long and you gave my daughter a thesis title? I don't think you need to bother to sing, wait." We will divorce after I leave the hospital, the child will belong to me, and I will take it away and change the name!"

Xia Yan's wife next to the bed didn't say anything, but just called her ex-boyfriend who was far away in Japan, greeted his three-year-old son, and asked him politely, "Is your family short of a child bride-in-law or something?" ?" Xia Yan's face turned green at that moment.

Later, the two brothers searched their brains, cited many classics, and cleverly demonstrated the three arguments of "the name we chose is actually not bad", "the boy's name has a future for girls" and "a cheap name is easy to support" from the front and the side. Only then did this matter succeed.