Taoist fast crossing

Chapter 166 Ancestral Massage

Although it can be regarded as a win, everyone knows that Sang Li intends to give in.

Ye Fufeng didn't have time to heal his wounds, so he took out the jade talisman, logged into Xianwang, opened the private chat interface of [The Taste of Saury], and started sending messages.

[The name has already been taken] Martial sister, I am actually not number one today, I wonder if it is okay to be number one in the Yuanying group in the next Taoist battle?I will practice hard.

[The taste of saury] Are you Ye Fufeng or Ling Tian?

Ye Fufeng was a little nervous, but he was looking forward to it, so he replied a little playfully:

【The name is already taken】Guess

[The taste of saury] I guess you are Ling Tian, ​​I like Senior Brother Ling Tian!

Sang Li replied the message helplessly, hey, she is such a clever little ghost.In this way, Ye Fufeng won't say anything about meeting again.She didn't know why Ye Fufeng suddenly fell in love with her vest.Fortunately, Ye Fufeng didn't know that this vest belonged to her, nor did she know that she had seen through everything and discovered Ye Fufeng's identity long ago.

[The taste of saury] Brother Ling Tian is so handsome!Why is there such a handsome male cultivator as Senior Brother Ling Tian in the world!Brother, you always say that you are practicing in closed doors. I just happen to have never seen Senior Brother Ling Tian in the sect before. You must be Senior Brother Ling Tian, ​​right?

[The taste of saury] Brother Ling Tian, ​​you are so perfect.I like you so much!

Ye Fufeng saw the sudden news of his favorite Junior Sister Xiao Yu, with mixed emotions in his heart, and finally couldn't help it, vomited blood, and covered his chest.

"why……"

"I……"

Ye Fufeng was so sad, his heart was sore and bitter, and he wanted to cry.

【The name is already taken】Actually, I...

[The taste of saury] I know you like me too!

Sang Li continued to work hard, giving full play to the ingenuity in his little brain.

In this way, Ye Fufeng should not bring up the matter of Mianji.

No one wants to be a stand-in.

If Ye Fufeng said that he is not Ling Tian, ​​then they should not chat anymore in the future, if Ye Fufeng admits it, that would be too sad.Licking a dog will not end well.

Ye Fufeng vomited blood again.

If he admits that he is not Junior Brother Ling Tian, ​​will he still be able to chat with Junior Sister Xiaoyu in the future?

If he pretends to be Junior Brother Ling Tian, ​​he will be able to get along with Junior Sister Xiaoyu for a while longer.

Neither voluntarily admit nor refute.

It was the first time to do this kind of unethical thing, and I felt sad but also yearned for the relaxed and sweet feeling in those texts she sent.

【The name is already taken】I'm a little tired, let's take a rest first.

[The taste of saury] Brother Ling Tian go to bed early, good night=3=

Ye Fufeng felt empty in his heart, as if a piece had been hollowed out.

The master said that his way of swordsmanship is extremely emotional, if he can't come out, he will only self-destruct, or sink in the emotional calamity again and again.

At this time, maybe I should talk to my elder brother to talk about my heart, so as to dispel the melancholy in my heart.

Si Qingyan has been watching the development of the situation, and also saw the chat records between Ye Fufeng and Sang Li through illegal means, and felt that this matter was a bit tricky.

Soon, Sang Li and Ye Fufeng sent messages to him at the same time.

[Taste of saury] Brother Qingyan, I recently encountered a difficult problem and I don't know what to do. You have experience, maybe you can think of a good way.

[Yan Qingsi] What's the problem?

[The taste of saury] It's a long story, you, Ye Li, and Ye Sang all know that I am a female cultivator, but Ye Fufeng doesn't know, he always thought I was a male cultivator.Then, he fell in love with the virtual me on the Internet... Forget it, I can't explain it clearly, I will forward you a chat record, what should I do now?

Sang Li picked out some general key information and forwarded it to Si Qingyan, eager to get some useful advice.

At the same time, Ye Fufeng also said:

[The name has already been taken] Brother, I told a lie, what should I do?

[The name has already been taken] Junior Sister Xiaoyu thought I was Junior Brother Ling Tian, ​​and I didn't refute it.

[The name is already taken] I shouldn't lie, but I don't want to be deleted by Junior Sister Xiaoyu.

Si Qingyan held her chin and began to think about how to solve this matter.

When Sang Li was chatting with Xianwang, she was a cute girl who successfully attracted Ye Fufeng.

Find a really cute girl who likes Ye Fufeng, let her use Sang Li's account to continue chatting with Ye Fufeng?

Not feasible.If what Ye Fufeng likes is not Mengmei, but Sangli under the vest, wouldn't it ruin a marriage?Sang Li is also kind to Ye Fufeng, but she is kind to everyone, and there is no difference.

Let Sang Li say that he has retreated, and then give up this account?Or reopen it every ten or twenty years?Ye Fufeng probably planed the Taiyi Palace again, or waited forever.

Suddenly, Si Qingyan had an idea.

[Yan Qingsi] I figured out a way.

[Taste of saury] What way?

[Yan Qingsi] You ask him out and say you want to play together, I'm here to persuade him to become like you.Then I refine a puppet of a female cultivator to meet him instead of you, so that you will die without speculating.

[Yan Qingsi] Don't you know that online dating is ruined by seeing the light?I made the puppet ugly to scare Ye Fufeng, so he won't think about these things anymore.

[The taste of saury] Wonderful!You are a fucking genius!

[The taste of saury] Oh my god, why didn't I think of such a great method!Simply once and for all!I'm going to talk to him now!You persuade him to let him go out with me.

【Yan Qingsi】Consensus reached

The corners of Si Qingyan's mouth curled up in a wise way, and grass seemed to grow on her head, and her whole body exuded a calm and indifferent aura.

[The name has already been taken] My lord brother, Junior Sister Xiaoyu invited me out to play, what should I do?Should I confess that I am not Junior Brother Ling Tian...

[Yan Qingsi] Since I asked you to go out to play, let's go out to play, I will help you hold Junior Brother Ling Tian, ​​and you can change into his appearance to see Junior Sister Xiaoyu.

【The name is already taken】This is not good.

[Yan Qingsi] You can ask Junior Brother Ling Tian through sound transmission, if he agrees, then there will be no problem?Wait until you get along with Junior Sister Xiaoyu and you are happy with each other, then tell her your real identity and apologize properly, she won't be angry.If she gets angry, a big stone will fall in your heart, which is better than being so worried.

[The name has already been taken] Brother, you are right.Do you know Junior Brother Ling Tian's Xianwang account?I don't know his communication jade talisman imprint, it can't transmit sound.

[Yan Qingsi] I'll tell you his communication jade talisman imprint, you just tell him.Junior brother Ling Tian is easy to talk to.

[The name has already been taken] Elder brother, if you are not here, I really don't know what to do.

[Yan Qingsi] I hope you feel better soon.

【The name has been taken】I am much better now, happy=3=

Si Qingyan breathed a sigh of relief.

As long as one more puppet is refined, it will be done!

[The taste of saury] hhh, I don’t know why, but I suddenly feel so exciting!It's my first time doing this kind of thing!Although I feel sorry for Ye Fufeng, I am very excited and looking forward to it!I feel like my life is about to reach its peak.

[Yan Qingsi] Come to me, let's make puppets together.

[The taste of saury] I'll come right away!I am coming!

[Yan Qingsi] Be quiet, don't let people find the flaw

[The taste of saury] I'm invisible.

Soon, Sang Li stood outside Si Qingyan's door.

Si Qingyan opened the door, and the two of them looked at each other and smiled, with a flash of light in their eyes.

"If I didn't accept his friend request at the beginning, there would be no such thing as now."

"It's a clean break, so we won't be embarrassed when we meet in the future. It's pretty good."

Sang Li sighed while kneading the material.

She has already discussed with Ye Fufeng, three nights happened to be the night of the full moon, Ye Fufeng will go out to meet "Junior Sister Xiaoyu" as "Ling Tian" at that time.

"What will it be made by then?" Si Qingyan placed the bones on the flat refining platform, and then slowly filled them with muscles, blood, and skin.

"Be a back killer, it's a bit shocking." Sang Li is really a bad person, his mind is full of tricks, and he even thinks of the nose-picking back killer in Tang Bohu's point of Qiuxiang.It's good to be exactly the same, but I'm afraid Ye Fufeng won't be able to bear it.

"Devil." Si Qingyan looked at the facial features drawn by Sang Li and was very impressed.

"To each other." Sang Li put down the brush, revealing the oval face on the paper.

The combination of bulbous nose, triangular eyes, hanging eyebrows, flaming red lips, protruding teeth, and thick beard is shocking.

"This is too exaggerated."

Si Qingyan felt a little helpless.

Sang Li is so ruthless.

"Don't be cruel, what if he still likes Junior Sister Xiaoyu? I'm afraid that if he doesn't care about his appearance, it will be even more terrifying. You must find a way to make him never want to see Junior Sister Xiaoyu again..."

"It's okay to let me do it myself, I'm just afraid that I won't be able to handle it well and scare him."

Sang Li was a little embarrassed.

"I think it's a bit exaggerated. Let's make it more ordinary. As long as he finds that something is wrong after meeting, it's almost fine. Too much exaggeration will make him suspicious." Si Qingyan said.

"Then do as you said, there are still three days anyway." Sang Li also felt that he had gone too far.This face is indeed terrifying.

"I'll make an outline first, and I'll go to Ye Li tomorrow to get some materials."

Si Qingyan slowly sketched out a rough outline, set them one by one, and soon made a faceless man.Many details need to be modified, but this puppet has already taken shape, and the body part is no different from a real person.

"Do you think he likes big breasts or small breasts? Let's do it the other way around." Sang Li looked at the puppet's flat chest and felt that it should be remodeled.

"You do it." Si Qingyan was embarrassed to do this.

"Hahahaha I didn't expect you to be shy!" Sang Li seemed to have discovered some earth-shattering secret, and almost screamed with laughter.

"Pinch it quickly." Si Qingyan urged in a cold voice.

Certain parts are really hard for him to do, it's better to let Sang Li do it.

"All right, all right, don't kill me."

Seeing Si Qingyan turn her back, Sang Li wanted to laugh wildly again.

Why are you such an innocent craftsman!Made a whiteboard body, naked, just like the whiteboard male models in the mall, it's ridiculous.

"stop laughing."

Si Qingyan wanted to beat Sang Li very much.

Both she and Ye Fufeng are troublemakers, and she is more able to stir up troubles than Ye Fufeng.

"I stopped laughing, I started."

Sang Li realized that the body of the puppet can be modified at will, so he squeezed out a pair of super huge breasts for the puppet, and then pinched the peach buttocks and small waist to create a perfect "S" figure!

"Do you want to be a man's favorite woman? Do you want to attract the attention of countless people? Do you want to be glamorous?"

"Laisi's massage parlor!"

"No surgery, no injections, ancestral massage, give you a perfect body!"

While pinching, Sang Li helped Si Qingyan advertise.

Si Qingyan's eyelids twitched, and she really wanted to capture Ye Fufeng, so that he could take a good look at Junior Sister Xiaoyu's true face.

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