The Correct Posture for Anti-Transmigration [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 25 Linglang is saving the world at X again today
At about six o'clock in the early morning of the next day, Fifth Hao squatted down to the red-haired tail who came again holding the lunch box. At the stairs, he showed a charming smile to the maid.
Then, just like last time, he successfully got the loot without any effort.
Carrying the lunch box back to the kitchen on the third floor and unscrewing it, an index finger-moving aroma hits the face, coupled with bright colors and well-matched dishes, even the rice is made into black and white pandas, it looks like It was so delicious that he was a little hungry even though he hadn't had breakfast yet.
Pity.
Rubbing his shriveled stomach, he took out a tube of dark green solid and another tube of light green liquid from his pocket. Looking at the quiet lunch box, which didn't know what was about to happen, he showed a meaningful smile.
I'm sorry brother, for my mission, I can only sacrifice your whole heart, and the people will always remember you!
Then, mercilessly, he poured mustard oil on the steak, fried vegetables and rice sprinkled with sesame seeds, and frantically squeezed a whole tube of mustard oil on it.After finishing everything, the originally beautifully decorated lunch box has become a sea of forgiveness. The rice soaked in mustard oil is paired with lumps of stuff squeezed into a flying shape. Just looking at it makes you feel The emetic effect can give full marks.
He couldn't bear to see it any longer, Wu Hao closed the lid of the lunch box, pulled a paper towel to wipe off the mustard sauce that overflowed from the edge of the lunch box, and placed it on the most conspicuous place on the dining table again. Run down to read the newspaper.
An hour later, Ling Lang, who was sitting at the dining table, was silent in front of the green box of suspected [beep——].
On the surface, Fifth Hao urged him honestly, "The Chibiwei delivered it early in the morning, and it's still warm, try it?"
Ling Lang, who was frightened away by lifting the chopsticks five times, pushed the lunch box in his direction, and said expressionlessly, "You come first."
The instigator was also silent, swallowed hard at the sticky mess, and said, "...forget it."
This situation lasted for more than two months. The lunch boxes were changed, and door-to-door deliveries were made regardless of the weather. Wu Hao and Ling Lang were both moved by Chibiwei's behavior, which can be regarded as harassment in another sense. And to varying degrees, they all came up with the idea of having a friendly discussion with someone where the minimum requirement is not to be beaten to death, and the execution policy is to fight to the death.
In the end, perhaps their resentment moved God, squatting on the stairs for an entire hour that day, even the heroine got up, Wu Hao didn't even wait for the person who should come.There seemed to be some kind of storm brewing behind this abnormal phenomenon, which made him and Ling Lang worried all day—one was worried that the other party would suddenly show up to reveal the purpose of the two big boxes of mustard under his bed, and the other One was worried that the other party would let him eat that [beep——] in front of his face.
Although they are a little different, the two of them are trembling and suspicious all day long. When they go to the bathroom, they have to lift the toilet lid to look for fear that a certain wolf clan will jump out of the corner.
When they walked out of the teaching building after school, they saw that very familiar red figure running towards the sunset. The two of them, who had been tense for a day, were relieved at the same time, and the same line of words appeared in their minds very tacitly.
It finally appeared! !
With a bright smile, the tall body with the red tail stood in front of Linglang, and the short red hair was covered with a layer of light, which was illuminated like a flame.He seemed a little shy, swept the tail of the wolf behind him, scratched the back of his head with his right hand, and stammered, "That... that... Linglang..."
Not knowing what kind of medicine was sold in the other party's gourd, Linglang looked at the person in front of him in bewilderment, raised his chin, and asked in his usual posture, "What's the matter?"
He opened his mouth and was about to say something, but suddenly realized that there was someone beside him, he uncomfortably glanced at Wu Hao who had been poking him for a long time, and was turned back by the other party's extremely prosperous appearance.Chibiwei's face seemed to be a little red, and his voice was much quieter, he said like a mosquito, "I...I have something I want to say to Linglang alone, Bai Si, can you... can you... ...Leave for a while?"
Is this a confession?
Wu Hao, who felt the danger from NTR, didn't want to leave just like that, but he could defend for a while, but he couldn't defend forever.Now that he has rejected the client, in case Lingxun takes action to cover him later, he should give in or have to give in. It's better to be conscious now and die early and be reborn sooner.
Anyway, he has already made full preparations for this day!Confession or something...... Hey!
He slowly broke into a wicked smile in his heart.
Dan Ding nodded, Fifth Hao put on a gentlemanly look on his face, put his right hand on his heart, bowed and said, "I'll wait next to you." After finishing speaking, he left under Linglang's persuasive eyes.
Turning his head back, Ling Lang silently slandered his allies for being unreliable, and asked politely with a smile, "May I ask what you want?"
There were only two people left, and the red tail felt even more uncomfortable. He didn't know where to move his hands and feet. Hearing this question, he was even more at a loss, and stammered, "I...I...I ...."
I've been "me" for a long time without any results. Linglang's inner activities have changed from pain in the beginning to calmness now. The cat-like bright blue eyes are tired, and the eyelids are slowly drooping. Towards a dead fish eye.If it wasn't for the upbringing of the nobility for many years, it is estimated that he would have patted his ass and left by now.
No matter how dull Chibiwei is now, she can still see her dissatisfaction, but the manuscript written N times before was obviously fine during the rehearsal, and her tongue twisted when it reached her mouth.He was so anxious that a thin layer of sweat broke out on his forehead, and then he said, "You...your eyes are so beautiful."
Ling Lang's face darkened.
In a daze, she returned to a time when she was reading a book a month ago, and Bai Si, who was walking behind her, said abruptly, "The red-haired tail should like your eyes very much."
At that time, she was particularly puzzled and asked, "Why?"
She still remembered Bai Si's furrowed brows and hesitant expression, as if she said in embarrassment, "I didn't mean to offend...but if I remember correctly, the goddess Chibiwei has been secretly in love with for more than ten years is with you The same ice-blue almond eyes."
Seeing that her expression was not right, Chibiwei thought it was because she was too direct, so she hurriedly remedied, "Yes...I'm sorry! I was too abrupt!"
With black lines all over his head, Ling Lang struggled and said, "No... that... that's why you gave me two months' worth of meals? Do you like my eyes?"
"Of course not!" Seeing that he was misunderstood, Chinawei screamed excitedly, making the person in front of him tremble in fright.Realizing that his voice was too loud, he quickly lowered the volume and said, "I...I because...because...I like you..." The last three words The voice and his head are getting lower and lower. If someone has bad ears, he probably has to miss it.
He has been classified as a scumbag who chases after the goddess if he can't catch up with the goddess. Although he received the first confession in 16 years, Linglang's heart was not disturbed, and he even wanted to laugh. "So... you're after me?"
Akakino nodded shyly... and nodded again.
"Oh." Originally, he planned to reject him directly, but in case it was just a coincidence, Linglang decided to give him another chance, and asked again, "Just because of my eyes?"
Ok?
I was stunned by the question, seeing that the other party didn't seem to want to accept it, the red tail was a little anxious, the hair on the tail behind me began to explode, and he spoke quickly, "Of course it's more than that! Yours The personality is also very cute!"
Linglang seemed to have returned to an afternoon more than half a month ago. Bai Si helped her do something. Because she didn't say what she wanted to say, she didn't say thank you, and she was depressed all day long.At night, Bai Si looked at her with a 'puchi' and laughed, "I know someone who has a personality very similar to yours. If you know each other, you may have a lot of common topics."
She asked curiously, "Who is it?"
Bai Si blinked those long and narrow eyes, and said with a smile, "Sister with red hair tail."
The screen turned back, looking at the wolf clan who seemed to have a very deep love for sisters in front of him, Linglang was silent for a moment, and continued, "What else?"
"Also... and..." Unexpectedly, the other party would have such a reaction, and Chibiwei was a little confused, and said, "Your voice is also very nice!"
Ling Lang still remembered that it was at the performance of the Royal Choir, Bai Si laughed when she heard it, turned her head and whispered to her, "If Chi Naiwei was here, I would pass out happily."
She asked puzzledly "Why?"
Bai Si pointed to the people in the choir, and said, "Because he used to be the manager of the choir when he was in the wolf clan school, and he couldn't walk when he saw someone with a good voice. Once, the Baique clan visited them. He chased all the way to the ethnic border before returning crying."
Grinding his back molars, Ling Lang felt a little desperate for this wolf clan who was looking for a girlfriend and didn't forget to recruit people for the choir.She took a deep breath, and under the expectant eyes of the other party, said firmly, "I'm sorry, I can't be with you."
At first, I thought the other party would think about it, but I didn't expect that Chibiwei, who was rejected so directly, had a bunch of love words stuck in his throat, unable to speak out.
Seeing that the other party didn't respond for a long time, Linglang continued, "You are a good person...a good wolf, but...humans and wolves have different ways, we are not suitable." After all, he did not give the other party time to react, politely After bowing, he trotted away.The afterglow of the setting sun elongated her figure, and she just disappeared slowly.
At this moment, Akagami finally understood what had happened and stretched out Erkang's hand, weeping kelp tears, and shouted desolately, "That's not what you said in the original book!"
"That's not what I said!"
"That's what I said!"
"of!"
As for the other side, looking at the petite figure gradually approaching him, Fifth Hao smiled again and made a V in his heart.
Plan pass!
Then, just like last time, he successfully got the loot without any effort.
Carrying the lunch box back to the kitchen on the third floor and unscrewing it, an index finger-moving aroma hits the face, coupled with bright colors and well-matched dishes, even the rice is made into black and white pandas, it looks like It was so delicious that he was a little hungry even though he hadn't had breakfast yet.
Pity.
Rubbing his shriveled stomach, he took out a tube of dark green solid and another tube of light green liquid from his pocket. Looking at the quiet lunch box, which didn't know what was about to happen, he showed a meaningful smile.
I'm sorry brother, for my mission, I can only sacrifice your whole heart, and the people will always remember you!
Then, mercilessly, he poured mustard oil on the steak, fried vegetables and rice sprinkled with sesame seeds, and frantically squeezed a whole tube of mustard oil on it.After finishing everything, the originally beautifully decorated lunch box has become a sea of forgiveness. The rice soaked in mustard oil is paired with lumps of stuff squeezed into a flying shape. Just looking at it makes you feel The emetic effect can give full marks.
He couldn't bear to see it any longer, Wu Hao closed the lid of the lunch box, pulled a paper towel to wipe off the mustard sauce that overflowed from the edge of the lunch box, and placed it on the most conspicuous place on the dining table again. Run down to read the newspaper.
An hour later, Ling Lang, who was sitting at the dining table, was silent in front of the green box of suspected [beep——].
On the surface, Fifth Hao urged him honestly, "The Chibiwei delivered it early in the morning, and it's still warm, try it?"
Ling Lang, who was frightened away by lifting the chopsticks five times, pushed the lunch box in his direction, and said expressionlessly, "You come first."
The instigator was also silent, swallowed hard at the sticky mess, and said, "...forget it."
This situation lasted for more than two months. The lunch boxes were changed, and door-to-door deliveries were made regardless of the weather. Wu Hao and Ling Lang were both moved by Chibiwei's behavior, which can be regarded as harassment in another sense. And to varying degrees, they all came up with the idea of having a friendly discussion with someone where the minimum requirement is not to be beaten to death, and the execution policy is to fight to the death.
In the end, perhaps their resentment moved God, squatting on the stairs for an entire hour that day, even the heroine got up, Wu Hao didn't even wait for the person who should come.There seemed to be some kind of storm brewing behind this abnormal phenomenon, which made him and Ling Lang worried all day—one was worried that the other party would suddenly show up to reveal the purpose of the two big boxes of mustard under his bed, and the other One was worried that the other party would let him eat that [beep——] in front of his face.
Although they are a little different, the two of them are trembling and suspicious all day long. When they go to the bathroom, they have to lift the toilet lid to look for fear that a certain wolf clan will jump out of the corner.
When they walked out of the teaching building after school, they saw that very familiar red figure running towards the sunset. The two of them, who had been tense for a day, were relieved at the same time, and the same line of words appeared in their minds very tacitly.
It finally appeared! !
With a bright smile, the tall body with the red tail stood in front of Linglang, and the short red hair was covered with a layer of light, which was illuminated like a flame.He seemed a little shy, swept the tail of the wolf behind him, scratched the back of his head with his right hand, and stammered, "That... that... Linglang..."
Not knowing what kind of medicine was sold in the other party's gourd, Linglang looked at the person in front of him in bewilderment, raised his chin, and asked in his usual posture, "What's the matter?"
He opened his mouth and was about to say something, but suddenly realized that there was someone beside him, he uncomfortably glanced at Wu Hao who had been poking him for a long time, and was turned back by the other party's extremely prosperous appearance.Chibiwei's face seemed to be a little red, and his voice was much quieter, he said like a mosquito, "I...I have something I want to say to Linglang alone, Bai Si, can you... can you... ...Leave for a while?"
Is this a confession?
Wu Hao, who felt the danger from NTR, didn't want to leave just like that, but he could defend for a while, but he couldn't defend forever.Now that he has rejected the client, in case Lingxun takes action to cover him later, he should give in or have to give in. It's better to be conscious now and die early and be reborn sooner.
Anyway, he has already made full preparations for this day!Confession or something...... Hey!
He slowly broke into a wicked smile in his heart.
Dan Ding nodded, Fifth Hao put on a gentlemanly look on his face, put his right hand on his heart, bowed and said, "I'll wait next to you." After finishing speaking, he left under Linglang's persuasive eyes.
Turning his head back, Ling Lang silently slandered his allies for being unreliable, and asked politely with a smile, "May I ask what you want?"
There were only two people left, and the red tail felt even more uncomfortable. He didn't know where to move his hands and feet. Hearing this question, he was even more at a loss, and stammered, "I...I...I ...."
I've been "me" for a long time without any results. Linglang's inner activities have changed from pain in the beginning to calmness now. The cat-like bright blue eyes are tired, and the eyelids are slowly drooping. Towards a dead fish eye.If it wasn't for the upbringing of the nobility for many years, it is estimated that he would have patted his ass and left by now.
No matter how dull Chibiwei is now, she can still see her dissatisfaction, but the manuscript written N times before was obviously fine during the rehearsal, and her tongue twisted when it reached her mouth.He was so anxious that a thin layer of sweat broke out on his forehead, and then he said, "You...your eyes are so beautiful."
Ling Lang's face darkened.
In a daze, she returned to a time when she was reading a book a month ago, and Bai Si, who was walking behind her, said abruptly, "The red-haired tail should like your eyes very much."
At that time, she was particularly puzzled and asked, "Why?"
She still remembered Bai Si's furrowed brows and hesitant expression, as if she said in embarrassment, "I didn't mean to offend...but if I remember correctly, the goddess Chibiwei has been secretly in love with for more than ten years is with you The same ice-blue almond eyes."
Seeing that her expression was not right, Chibiwei thought it was because she was too direct, so she hurriedly remedied, "Yes...I'm sorry! I was too abrupt!"
With black lines all over his head, Ling Lang struggled and said, "No... that... that's why you gave me two months' worth of meals? Do you like my eyes?"
"Of course not!" Seeing that he was misunderstood, Chinawei screamed excitedly, making the person in front of him tremble in fright.Realizing that his voice was too loud, he quickly lowered the volume and said, "I...I because...because...I like you..." The last three words The voice and his head are getting lower and lower. If someone has bad ears, he probably has to miss it.
He has been classified as a scumbag who chases after the goddess if he can't catch up with the goddess. Although he received the first confession in 16 years, Linglang's heart was not disturbed, and he even wanted to laugh. "So... you're after me?"
Akakino nodded shyly... and nodded again.
"Oh." Originally, he planned to reject him directly, but in case it was just a coincidence, Linglang decided to give him another chance, and asked again, "Just because of my eyes?"
Ok?
I was stunned by the question, seeing that the other party didn't seem to want to accept it, the red tail was a little anxious, the hair on the tail behind me began to explode, and he spoke quickly, "Of course it's more than that! Yours The personality is also very cute!"
Linglang seemed to have returned to an afternoon more than half a month ago. Bai Si helped her do something. Because she didn't say what she wanted to say, she didn't say thank you, and she was depressed all day long.At night, Bai Si looked at her with a 'puchi' and laughed, "I know someone who has a personality very similar to yours. If you know each other, you may have a lot of common topics."
She asked curiously, "Who is it?"
Bai Si blinked those long and narrow eyes, and said with a smile, "Sister with red hair tail."
The screen turned back, looking at the wolf clan who seemed to have a very deep love for sisters in front of him, Linglang was silent for a moment, and continued, "What else?"
"Also... and..." Unexpectedly, the other party would have such a reaction, and Chibiwei was a little confused, and said, "Your voice is also very nice!"
Ling Lang still remembered that it was at the performance of the Royal Choir, Bai Si laughed when she heard it, turned her head and whispered to her, "If Chi Naiwei was here, I would pass out happily."
She asked puzzledly "Why?"
Bai Si pointed to the people in the choir, and said, "Because he used to be the manager of the choir when he was in the wolf clan school, and he couldn't walk when he saw someone with a good voice. Once, the Baique clan visited them. He chased all the way to the ethnic border before returning crying."
Grinding his back molars, Ling Lang felt a little desperate for this wolf clan who was looking for a girlfriend and didn't forget to recruit people for the choir.She took a deep breath, and under the expectant eyes of the other party, said firmly, "I'm sorry, I can't be with you."
At first, I thought the other party would think about it, but I didn't expect that Chibiwei, who was rejected so directly, had a bunch of love words stuck in his throat, unable to speak out.
Seeing that the other party didn't respond for a long time, Linglang continued, "You are a good person...a good wolf, but...humans and wolves have different ways, we are not suitable." After all, he did not give the other party time to react, politely After bowing, he trotted away.The afterglow of the setting sun elongated her figure, and she just disappeared slowly.
At this moment, Akagami finally understood what had happened and stretched out Erkang's hand, weeping kelp tears, and shouted desolately, "That's not what you said in the original book!"
"That's not what I said!"
"That's what I said!"
"of!"
As for the other side, looking at the petite figure gradually approaching him, Fifth Hao smiled again and made a V in his heart.
Plan pass!
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