The Correct Posture for Anti-Transmigration [Quick Transmigration]

Did Ling Xun take the wrong medicine when he went out, or did he get cramped by the door...?

Is there anything you can't think about that you can't tear up the newspaper to vent? !Why did the biggest villain in the original book come to him, who held the banner of justice high, and was even destined to nail him to the pillar of shame one day in the future?

Besides, although he and Linglang did not sign a contract in fact, Lingxun didn't know that partnering here is basically a life-long job, and basically two-thirds of his life will be lost if he wants to cancel the contract.Even if you forcibly re-sign with others, the loss will be too large due to the termination of the contract, and the average life expectancy is basically less than one year.Did he come to NTR so blatantly, because he wanted to sacrifice himself for a year to kill the heroine's biggest help, or did the client tell him some strange private setting?

Fifth Hao was confused.

In short, I still don't know the reality, and I can't let others leak my feet as soon as they blow up.

His long and narrow eyes narrowed slightly, and he exuded a refusal air all over his body, and said coldly, "I already have a partner, and I don't plan to court death. But you, who are you?"

"Cough cough...cough..." After coughing twice, Ling Xun's pale cheeks suddenly turned sickly red.After taking a sip of hot tea to moisten his throat, he raised his head and looked at the person in front of him with a very strange look, as if he was admiring a treasure that was about to belong to him, and said with a satisfied smile, "It's really rude to forget to introduce yourself." I'm Lingxun, Linglang's cousin."

With a cold snort, Fifth Hao knocked on the table with his white-gloved right hand, pretending to know such a person for the first time, and said, "So you are Chibiwei's partner."

"No, I'm not." Ling Xun smiled with purple eyes, as if he was just saying that he didn't want to eat biscuits, and denied in a casual tone, "I didn't sign a contract with him."

Fifth Hao:......

WWWWWTF? ? ! !

Which the hell is this? ? ! ! !

Is it popular to sign a contract after being hired first or what? ! !Why can't one or two be signed? ! !

The employment situation of partners is already so severe? !

Trying to control his expression that was almost cracked by the reality and his loud voice, Fifth Hao tried his best to make himself appear calm... At least don't twitch his face first, and ask back very painfully, "So?"

"Don't you understand?" Frowning, Ling Xun seemed to be wondering why the other party still couldn't grasp the point when he had said it so clearly.But when he thought that this was the most suitable partner for him, he patiently explained, "I didn't sign a contract with Akakino, and you happen to have neither, so you can be my partner."

No....I now know that you two didn't sign the contract, and neither did I, but how did you come to this conclusion? ! !

If I can't sign a contract with Linglang, I have to turn around and make do with you? ?

He raised his eyebrows, and was about to sarcastically go back when Fifth Hao suddenly realized a very important piece of information that the other party just said...

Neither do you.

Well no.

No.

Have.

Emmm

no... nothing? !Not what I thought it meant? !Isn't that what I thought it meant? ! !

He actually wanted to say that Lao Tzu didn't sign a contract with Chibiwei, right? ! ! ! !

Frightened by this astonishing conclusion, Wu Wuhao's right thumb subconsciously rubbed his middle finger against his lips. Although he knew that the probability of miscalculation was basically close to zero, he still held a sliver of hope, stuck his neck, and struggled, " I have a partner..."

"You don't." Knowing that the other party just didn't want to admit it, Lingxun looked at his future partner tolerantly, and repeated firmly and clearly, "You don't have a partner."

Fifth Hao: ......

Very well, I heard absolutely right this time.

dry.

The hairs on his ears were blown up, knowing that the other party had already confirmed the fact, he resisted the urge to ask the other party where the gossip came from, and asked the most important question first, "Does the red tail know?"

"Know what?" Asked in confusion, Ling Xun suddenly said, "I just saw you before I was sure, and I haven't had time to tell him."

Just don't tell me!

If you don’t tell me, you can still be saved! !

He let out a small sigh of relief, and then his brain began to work rapidly... First of all, he must never let the client know that he did not sign the contract. The task he had worked so hard for so long failed directly, and the time to return to the technical department was extended indefinitely. Just one complaint was enough to keep him busy.Although he, as a senior employee of the technical department, will not be downgraded to the internship period directly with five complaints like the employees of the crossing department, but one complaint will reduce his salary by 20% per month. He already has one. one......

It's like seeing the latest game saying goodbye to me! ! !

No! !This is absolutely impossible! !Life is incomplete without games! ! !

But he can't leave Linglang, and now sticking with her all the time and worrying about customers all day long, and then going to the boss to join the villain's career, isn't this a proper way to give away his head for nothing? ! ! !

So what kind of missions are I taking on? !Can't there be a normal world without so many inexplicable redundant settings? !

Roaring irritablely in his heart, Fifth Hao watched Ling Xun not even coughing out of his sight, and his hand on the table was about to move, wanting to kill this witness very much!

———If he is not the Boss.

He took a deep breath indiscriminately, and let it out slowly. After weighing it for a long time, he felt that it was okay to agree, and it was okay not to agree.I was afraid that the client would find it wrong if I agreed, and I was afraid that if I didn't agree, the boss would be angered and let him directly expose the fact that he didn't sign the contract.After much deliberation, I had no choice but to make a compromise, adhere to the combat policy of "delaying" as the main and "relying" as the supplement, and said, "I can consider what you said, but you have to promise me one condition."

"Oh? Cough cough...what...cough...what are the conditions?" Unable to hold back, he coughed twice again. It may be that the indoor air conditioner is too cold. Drawing warmth from the steaming cup, he coughed and said, "You...cough cough...you say."

Not at all moved by the other party's seemingly weak appearance, he has long known from the novel that the other party is an ambitious snake, Fifth Hao put on a cold handsome face, and raised the flag, "Before I make a decision, you can't tell anyone People, especially the red-tailed tail, I didn't sign the contract. Linglang hasn't finished his studies yet, so he can't be transferred to the low-class residential area."

"You really care about her." A trace of envy quickly flashed across those amethyst-like eyes, Ling Xun looked at the extremely handsome fox clan in front of him, as if thinking of the day when the contract would be signed in the future, his mood suddenly changed After getting better, he said with a low smile, "Okay, I promise you, my future partner."

"But." He let go of the cup he was holding, folded his hands on his chest, raised his chin slightly, and said in a meaningful tone, "I hope you won't make me wait too long."

You have to ask the client, if he doesn't leave, I will have to stay until the end of the story.

Tsk, if it weren't for the regulations that no direct or indirect means should be used to kill customers, let Lingxun and Chinawei kill each other.I can't do anything with my identity, it's not a matter of minutes for the Boss to kill him!

"I'll try my best." Pretending not to understand the meaning of the other party's urging, he stood up, straightened his neckline and hem, Fifth Hao's silver-gray eyes were emotionless, and Ling Xun was about to leave when he suddenly thought of something. He turned around and asked, "By the way, why are you looking for me?"

"Because you are strong."

"The red tail is also very strong."

"No, he's not enough." The corners of his mouth slowly rose, his face was obviously pale, and his figure was slightly thinner than ordinary people, but at this time Lingxun seemed to have a strong sense of oppression, making people afraid to look directly at him.His eyebrows are smiling, his eyes are smiling, and the corners of his lips are also smiling, but for no reason, people can't feel a trace of a smile, "What I want is to unify the human world and the world of partners, and I want to be the king of the world. Chibiwei Although it can be used barely, but no matter what, it can't compare to you who are born to be a king."

There was a certain kind of hot light in his eyes, as if admiring, but also as if he was bound to win "God made us meet, and we didn't sign a contract, you are destined to be my partner! Rule human beings and demons together with me!" Clan!!"

But don't, I have passed the second stage of the middle school long ago, and I should leave it to others to rule the human race. I just want to finish all the tasks quietly, and I don't have such a grand ideal.

......But this kind of thing is ideal at best, and anti-social at worst, is it really good to just say it like this?Even if he is sure, I won't report on him?

Goosebumps arose from being seen, Fifth Hao knew that he wanted to persuade this anti-social Shen Jingbing, except for those protagonists who are represented by a certain straw hat and a certain ninja, who are full of talkative skills, they can try it, and no one else can. There was no play, and I didn't waste my tongue, just oh and left directly.

Following the guidance of passers-by, they found Linglang who had been waiting for a long time. After a few simple words to deal with it, they continued to buy books.

The next day, we ushered in a fierce offensive from customers.

It seemed that Wu Hao would not give in obediently, and Ling Xun himself was not easy to block others, so he simply released the red tail, so that he could go for it boldly... Ah no, it was for Ling Lang. Favorability, in order to achieve the purpose of taking in a fox that no one can sign.

But just at 06:30 in the morning, there was a ringing of the doorbell at Linglang's gate.

Linglang's house is a three-story duplex mansion, and Fifth Hao and Linglang both live on the third floor. If it wasn't for the Fox clan's sharper hearing than ordinary people, he hasn't escaped from the habit of light sleep in the previous world. , I guess I can't hear the doorbell that far away.At first he thought it was a newspaper delivery or something else, and he dragged the feather pillow to cover his head in a daze. Suddenly, a familiar voice sounded like a bucket of cold water was being poured on his head, making him jump straight from the bed. Wake up, the whole person is awake!

Oh shit!Why did the customer come here so early in the morning? !