President QQ Love

The rapid ringing of the phone echoed in the office.

Xiao Dai, a new employee in the technical department, encountered a major failure on his first day at work. Although he is not required to do anything for the time being, he still has to stay and work overtime.

The phone rang several times, becoming more and more impatient.Although Xiao Dai is a dull programmer, he also knew that his colleagues around him might not have time to answer the phone at this time, so he volunteered to pick up the microphone: "Hi, this is the technical department, what can I do?"

With a cold face, Li Yingyao asked aggressively: "It's been two hours, and it hasn't been maintained yet. What are you doing? Grab a monkey and type a few keyboards casually, and you can type Shakespeare in two hours. Yingyao's server is just like this." Vulnerable? Can't even support the tipping of a small anchor fan? How do you do things?"

Li Yingyao spoke in a very aggressive tone, Xiao Dai was stunned when he heard it, subconsciously moved the microphone away from his ear, and complained in his heart, oh my god, where did this come from, the customer service department is off work or something?The complaint call went to the technical department!

Li Yingyao's words were extremely ugly, and he couldn't tell the difference, so Xiao Dai naturally classified him as a keyboard man who made harassing calls to vent his anger.

As a young programmer who is not yet bald, Xiao Dai still has a passion in his heart, how can he allow someone to slander the technicians like this.

Xiao Dai snorted coldly and retorted politely: "Sir, I don't know who you are. First of all, I want to make a statement. This failure has nothing to do with how much tang2 fans tipped. ddos attack, causing the server to crash. As for why hackers want to attack Yingyao, you should ask our president why so many competitors want to mess with him.”

What kind of ddos, who is this person? Li Yingyao was confused about what he was talking about. Li Yingyao frowned and said displeasedly: "I don't understand, let your manager Fade Chen tell me!"

Fade Chen is the manager of the technical department, and he was the one who interviewed Xiao Dai for the job. He felt it was even more funny to hear that this keyboard man was so careless in calling for their leadership by name. Be the president!

Xiao Dai chuckled, without even thinking about it, he replied directly: "Manager Chen is not available!"

Before he hung up the phone, he did not forget to give a popular science to the keyboard man opposite: "A monkey cannot type Shakespeare within two hours. Infinite monkeys are a probability hypothesis. The premise is to give monkeys unlimited time to type. You What you said just now is very imprecise.”

Fade Chen, the manager who ordered everyone a late-night snack to get takeout, just walked in the door when he heard the new employee Xiao Dai talking about wireless monkey probability on the phone, and came forward curiously: "Xiao Dai, who are you chatting with? "

Feeling angry, Xiaodai complained to Fade Chen: "Manager, I didn't chat. I met a fool! He came up and said that our department is useless, and wanted to confront you. I will help you back!"

Fade Chen squinted his eyes, smacked the familiar irritable tone in his heart, felt ominous, put the takeaway on the table, and hurried to check the caller ID.

It's over, it's the president's office...

In the office, Li Yingyao slammed the phone, kicked off the Italian handmade custom men's shoes on his feet angrily, got into the kingsize bed in the rest room, and poked open the phone angrily.

The technical department dared to say that he was not rigorous, it was really against the sky, if it was not useful to keep them, they would all be fired now!

The president arched angrily on his luxurious big bed, and stared blankly at the phone screen.

On the screen is a selfie of a girl. You can vaguely see a girl with long bangs and big eyes, and the cute dimples on both sides of the girl’s cheeks. I don’t know what was used to take it. The pixels are so low that it looks old look.

Li Yingyao stared obsessively at the screen for a while, the anger surging in his heart gradually extinguished, and his fingers caressed the dimples of the girl on the screen, there was no such thing as the irritable appearance of scolding the technical department just now, as if his head had been tamed The lion lowered his eyes and whispered, "Tangtang...do you miss me today?"

Naturally, the girl on the screen couldn't speak, so Li Yingyao talked to himself like a kindergarten kid who complained to his parents.

"...I'm so tired at work today. The technical department can do maintenance for half a day. Some employees always think of crooked ways, thinking that if they scold me a few words, I will treat them differently. When I can't see their thoughts? What a dream! If you have that tang2, you should also scold..."

Li Yingyao scolded Xu Xu for a long time, tired of scolding, and remembered that the task assigned to Fade Chen seemed to have made progress.If Fade Chen can make Tangtang AI, he will be forgiven for this failure for the time being. Li Yingyao's tightly pursed lips were bent downwards. After thinking about it, he couldn't help printing a kiss secretly on the screen, with a deep voice There is nostalgia and anticipation in it: "We will meet again soon, Tangtang."

Yingyao Technology Department.

Xiao Dai was dejected, feeling aggrieved: "How do I know it's the president? Today is my first day at work. Boss, if I go upstairs to ask the president to apologize now, can he forgive me?"

Fade Chen pressed his forehead and felt a headache.As for programmers, most of them are straight men, but it is rare to see Xiao Dai who has no winks at all. It is a skill to offend the CEO on the first day of work...

When Fade Chen thought of Li Yingyao's temper, except for matters related to his first love Tangtang, other times his mind was as big as the tip of a needle.Immediately, he fell in love with Xiao Dai. Seeing that Xiao Dai was also speaking for their department, and this kid was really strong in technology, Chen Fei still decided to do something to prevent the president from killing a good seedling.

He waved to Xiao Dai and asked him, "Do you know the rumor about our president?"

Xiao Dai looked confused and shook his head honestly.

Don't straight men these days even care about gossip about their boss?Fade Chen was speechless, hating iron but not steel: "It's about the origin of our software Mitang!"

Internet idiots like Li Yingyao naturally don't have nothing to do to develop social software.Mitang was not called Mitang at the beginning, and its prototype was just a simple chat room.

Just like every second-year boy who has wandered at the crossroads of youth, our president Li Yingyao also had a period of time when he was at a loss for the status quo and full of confusion about the future.

By chance and coincidence, a pop-up advertisement full of ambiguous atmosphere entered the eyes of the lost boy Li Yingyao - "Every lonely night, do you always feel lonely and unbearable? Do you also want to find someone in the dead of night?" Accompanying? Click me to find your soul resonance~"

Sitting in front of the computer, Li Yingyao's chest heaved and fell under the shirt of his school uniform. His slender and fragile boyish heart was deeply hit by the pretentious words, and he couldn't help but entered this ambiguous pink interface.

This pink website that doesn't look serious is actually quite serious, just an ordinary chat room.

In the chat room, after the netizens choose their nicknames, they can start chatting randomly, and after chatting for an hour, they will be automatically added as friends.It is said that the original framework of this chat site came from a half-finished outsourcing project of a dating company that was taken over by the webmaster of the chat room. Until now, Mitang still retains the design of random chat, which is why it is nicknamed "the largest dating platform in the country" by netizens.

According to Li Yingyao's interview, it was on this night that hit the soul directly, in this shoddy pink background chat room, he met a netizen, and his first love was also his predestined fate...

15-year-old Li Yingyao is still a computer idiot. His slender hands can play Schubert's serenade with ease at the party, but he can't even use the 104-block keyboard. Keys to input word by word, clumsy like a chicken pecking at rice.

The netizen who chatted with him was called ¤Tangtangbu甛¤, whose business card showed that she was a girl, 15 years old, who liked to sing, and was the same age as him.

In retrospect, Li Yingyao always felt that Tangtang should be a few years older than him, she must be a very gentle big sister, to face his incoherent confession at that time, and listen so quietly and patiently.

Li Yingyao was well protected before his parents passed away. In addition, he had an elder sister with outstanding abilities, so he did not need to have any burden on the inheritance of the family business. He even thought about being an art practitioner in the future and driving a private jet To hold art exhibitions all over the world.Of course, the premise of all this is that his parents are still alive and can entrust the family business to his sister...

A sudden accident took the lives of the Li family couple. The Li family siblings, who suddenly lost their parents, were helpless in the face of ambitious shareholders and rivals. Surrounded by wolves, they had no way to keep the family business.The elder sister can only sell herself and marry an old man who is a few years older than their father.

That day, Li Yingyao had just attended his sister's wedding. Before the wedding, Li Yingfu was still secretly wiping away tears, but he turned around and lied to him that he was very happy. At that moment, the 15-year-old Li Yingyao felt as if he had been punched hard in the chest and shattered. With his unrealistic romance and innocence, he really wants to grow up overnight, stronger than everyone else, without his sister sacrificing happiness for benefits.

Li Yingyao vented endlessly, just wanting to express all the depression and irritability in his heart. He thought that the person on the other side would not respond, but the pink chat window vibrated.

¤Tangtangbu甛¤: I know you love your sister very much, and she must also know that she will feel happy because of you.

¤Tangtangbulu¤: Don't tell others your personal information on the Internet, idiot!

It was just such a few words that harvested the innocent boyish heart of the president. From then on, he never forgot about Tangtang. Even if the other party didn't say goodbye and there was no more news, Li Yingyao didn't forget it. Instead, he bought the chat room and turned it into a chat room. Today’s Mitang, even the name Mitang comes from the meaning of “finding Tangtang”.

As soon as this unresolved first love was reported, thousands of young girls felt sad for the president.

Girls, what an infatuated man this is!marry him!marry him!marry him!

However, after listening to the same story, the straight boy Xiao Dai's thinking became much more "open", he shook his head and suddenly said: "I just said, I can edit this kind of garbage software with my feet, why should the president invest? in this way!"

Fade Chen was so angry that his chest was suffocated. He was ashamed to say that he was the founder of this spam chat room. After the chat room was bought by Li Yingyao with money, he became the manager of the technical department as a technical shareholder...

Xiao Dai didn't notice the strange look on Fade Chen's face at all, and continued: "But what does it have to do with me offending the president?"

Fade Chen lowered his voice and leaned into Xiaodai's ear: "I have written all the gossip marketing accounts I just mentioned, it's not a secret, but there is one thing that only our technical department knows. You know why I hired you Is it also because of this. The president...he wants to make an AI that restores his first love. You are quite capable in this regard, and I want you to be responsible. If you do it well, it will be a great achievement. When the time comes, the president is busy with love, so why would he blame him? you."

Xiao Dai never expected that such an operation would exist. After pondering for a while, he responded with a constipated face, not forgetting to comment: "You rich people are really perverted!"