[Thunderbolt] Pindao just wants to be a quiet Taoist priest

"Tao is Tao, very Tao..." The voice of reciting the Taoist scriptures was heard loudly, Liu Zhaojun yawned boredly, put his head on another hand, and looked out of the window beside him with sleepy eyes.The sky has just set, the morning star is still shining, and the sun has not yet come out, but the morning class has already started for a quarter of an hour.

For several days in a row, Liuzhao Jun had to get up to wash and wash before dawn, and then went to the Hall of Guizhen for morning classes, and read and recited Taoist classics with his arms. It almost reminded him of the fear of being dominated by the college entrance examination. And get up so early!It wasn't this early in the previous life, okay?

"Five colors make people blind, five tones make people deaf, five flavors make people happy, galloping and hunting make people mad, and hard-to-find goods make people hinder. It is the sage who regards the belly as the eye, so go and take this..."

The sound of books next to his ears reminded Liuzhao Jun of Jisan back then. In the snowy Chunyang Palace Taiji Square all the year round, the cute Xiaodao boy was in charge of the warehouse. There was only this one line, which went back and forth hundreds of times, but he still listened to it. Not tired, I click her every day when I go online, I always feel that the lines of Chunyang Palace's characters have a unique charm.I didn't expect that I would become a member of the Taoist priests now, reciting the Tao Te Ching every day for morning classes.

All around my ears are the sound of other Daoists reading aloud, many of them are little radish, and the immature voice makes people feel amusing.It's so cute to pretend to be mature even though you're still a child, and to speak the same tone as some grown-up Taoists.

Mr. Liuzhao was sitting at the table in the corner by the window. Although he was looking out of the window, the corner of his mouth was curled up into a smile. He was actually in a good mood, but the fact that he got up too early made him feel uncomfortable.Fortunately, he is of a high seniority, and he is not required to read aloud. If you really want him to read aloud, the concubine can't do it~ It's too shameful.

Seeing that everyone was earnestly doing morning class, and even Cang and Zhe Shanjun Jin Liuying didn't pay attention to him, Mr. Liu Zhao yawned quietly, and dozed off lying on the table openly.

Waking up too early in the past few days seriously violated his daily biological clock. He needs to catch up on sleep. Anyway, these scriptures are all in his mind. If he needs to spot-check and recite, he is not afraid.

"Liu Zhao-jun!"

Liu Zhaojun was sleeping in a daze, when he suddenly heard someone calling him, he woke up with a jerk, and when he sat up straight, he saw Yi Chaotang in front of him looking at him unkindly.Looking around for a week, well, no one is there, I overslept, and the morning class is over.

"Master..." Mr. Liu Zhao stood up with some guilt, after all, sleeping in early class is not a good thing.

Yi Zaiyu snorted coldly, and flicked his sleeves: "Don't sleep in the spell class later, and hand in the "Tao Te Ching" 200 times tomorrow." After speaking, he left without looking back.

Mr. Liu Zhao nodded obediently, admitted his mistakes earnestly, and never made jokes. The master is already angry, so it's better for him to be obedient.

The magic class is still taught in groups, and it is taught by a disciple who has a solid foundation in magic and can teach. The teaching is also the basics, and it doesn't need to be too advanced.After all, "the master leads the door, and the practice depends on the individual", and Taoism also pays attention to inaction, and it is enough to lay a good foundation, and other development depends on oneself.

The disciple Liu Zhaojun who was teaching today did not know each other. Of course, he knew few of Xuanzong, but he also listened carefully, because he had never learned spells systematically.Yi Zaiyu himself only focuses on swordsmanship. It is not easy to teach him all the swordsmanship for ten years. I really don't have the time to give him the basics of magic. Even formations and the like are biased towards attack, because sword There is a sword array in the pulse attack, which needs to be learned, and there is nothing else that can be helped.

To be reasonable, Mr. Liu Zhao, who is a monk on the way, came to listen to the magic class. It is really a bit foggy, but the system is powerful. All the knowledge points mentioned are memorized, and all the spells taught are also reproduced. It is necessary to do it yourself later. Understand thoroughly.

The reason why Mr. Liuzhao can keep up with the progress is thanks to Feng Yuyu who gave him a small lesson. Together with his three disciples, he always brought them to the suzerain hall to make up lessons after class.

As soon as Feng Youyu saw Mr. Liuzhao's listless face and walked into the Suzerain Hall, he immediately thought of what Jin Liuying told him, and smiled: "What? I was caught sleeping by my uncle? I punished you for copying books." ?”

"Yeah." Liu Zhaojun was listless, found a place nearby and sat cross-legged, put the Taoist scriptures on his lap, and propped his chin with one hand, "Morning class is too early, I'm sleepy."

Feng Youyu looked like someone who came here, and patted Mr. Liu Zhao on the shoulder: "Yes, I have slept in too. The morning class is really too early. I have slept in the morning class before, and I was called by the master to clean up alone. .”

Cang, Zhe Shanjun, and Jin Liuying on the side all lowered their heads, looking at the radiant ground, motionless and silent, but their ears were all pricked up to listen. I didn't expect that the serious and serious master would have such when.

Feng Youyu re-reviewed the magic lesson taught today and taught a lot of thaumaturgy. He asked if there was anything he didn't understand, and the four of them shook their heads.In fact, Feng Youyu's lectures are very good, concise and easy to understand, not difficult to understand, unlike Yi Zayu, Liu Zhaojun can cheat and understand what he said, and it is a question of whether other people can understand or not.

"Junior brother, in fact, your talent is really excellent." Feng Youyu saw that Mr. Liuzhao made up the missed lessons without any pressure, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion. Whether it's spells, swordsmanship, or even formations, you only need to explain Liuzhao once. Zhao Jun can do it according to the same. This talent is simply enviable. Compared with some geniuses, the gap is too big.

Mr. Liuzhao knew about his own affairs, and he was actually not that smart, so he felt a little embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Senior brother is too well-known, I'll go back first." He pointed at the senior brother's praise, and went back to review it. Thoroughly mastered, you can cast spells without relying on the system.

In the afternoon is the magic experiment class. It is purely a place to practice spells by yourself, which is relatively free.

Mr. Liu Zhao didn't say anything else, he just skipped class and went to the back mountain with the Zheshan army's gold gilt shadow and dragged Cang.

"This way, it's not good..." Jin Liuying looked at Mr. Liu Zhao, a little embarrassed.This was the first time he skipped class, he was a little guilty and a little excited.Boys are born with a mentality of making troubles, and their restlessness is even more deeply rooted in their bones. It depends on whether ordinary people can restrain themselves.

Mr. Liu Zhao looked stern, as if he was doing it for their benefit, and retorted: "This is not skipping class, this is practice! What's the use of performing spells on targets on the training ground? On the battlefield, would the enemy stand still? Why don't you hit him if you don't move?"

These days, Cang has understood the character of his little uncle. He really knows how to make troubles, and he still has a childlike innocence.It's amazing to skip class and say it so honestly and confidently. If you believe this kind of words, you are really stupid.So he watched Liu Zhaojun's performance with indifference.

"Uncle Master is very true." Zheshan Jun looked serious, and it seemed that he really believed Mr. Liu Zhao's nonsense. Cang and Jin Liuying both had expressions of embarrassment. Didn't you expect Zheshan Jun to be so easy to fool? ?This fool actually believed it!

Mr. Liuzhao also didn't expect Zhe Shanjun to be so naive, and he believed whatever he said casually.

After coughing, Jun Liuzhao solemnly raised his honor for himself: "Look at Zheshan, you two should learn from him, you have the heart of a child."

The disdain in Cang and Jin Liuying's eyes almost came out, they had nothing to say, and they didn't want to talk to Liu Zhaojun at all.Where is the heart of a child?This is simply stupid!The heart of a child is not used like this, okay!This word is almost crying, really.

Liu Zhaojun tilted his ears slightly, and heard movement in the woods behind him. He raised his hand and it was the spell he had learned in the morning, and he slammed it with one move. something.

A black-and-white crane jumped out of the grass. The crane was slender and graceful in movement, but it was definitely not thin. It looked like it had been carefully fed.It's no wonder that some Taoists of Xuanzong always come to the back mountain to feed these cranes when they have nothing to do, and they will definitely not be able to starve these cranes.The crane's wings opened and closed slightly, fanning the breeze, and looked at the four Daozi with disdain.

With disdain?

Mr. Liu Zhao felt that he was right, he was actually despised by a crane!

Are there any miracles in the four realms?It is not impossible for Xuanzong to have some cranes that have become fine, but if they are not transformed, they can only become their own dinner!

"Look, it's different in practice. Let's use this crane to practice today." Mr. Liu Zhao made an excuse for his low spell hit rate. Start the operation.

Jin Liuying also saw the contempt of the crane, so she became childish and didn't care about other things, so she beat the crane with magic first.

Looking at the development of the situation, Cang always felt that something was wrong, but he didn't say anything after all, he just didn't participate.In terms of spells, he might be the best among the four present.

The one big and the two young jumped up and down facing this crane, casting spells frequently, but this crane was indeed evil, its figure flashed through all the spells in a light leap, and it was like a master, looking at the few people even more contemptuously, not After running away, he wandered around in front of several people, expecting that they would not be able to do anything to it.

Mr. Liuzhao felt that he must eat this crane today. Although Chunyang's pet was also a crane, he was definitely not the same as this coquettish one who deserved a beating.

As soon as the spell in his hand stopped, the sword energy started directly.When it comes to attacking, how can one be familiar with swordsmanship?It was too late when the crane felt the danger, and it only let out a short chirp, and then collapsed to the ground.

Zhe Shanjun and Jin Liuying stopped their hands and looked at Mr. Liu Zhao: "Uncle Master is not using spells." Zhe Shan Jun thought it was practicing spells and asked with some doubts.

Mr. Liuzhao was a little embarrassed, but quickly adjusted his expression: "Really? You read it wrong." Then, he picked up the crane on the ground, walked to the edge of the water with its slender neck and began to pluck its hair, " You must have read it wrong. Don’t waste it, let’s bake it and share it.”

Within a quarter of an hour, the four of them had gathered around a fire, staring covetously at a golden crane spinning on the grill. The aroma was overflowing and it was very tempting.Jin Liuying swallowed secretly. Seriously, since he came to Xuanzong, he hadn't served meat. If Mr. Liuzhao hadn't taken them to skip class today, maybe it wouldn't be long before he would treat this group of queens as well. The "fat" cranes on the mountain started.

"It'll be fine in a while." Mr. Liu Zhao added another layer of seasoning, which was in the backpack before, and he didn't clean it up himself, so it just happened to be ready for use at this time.I can also roast meat with my own craftsmanship, and the others are really burnt and destroyed.

Both Jin Liuying and Zhe Shanjun stared at the crane closely, although they still maintained a dignified attitude, the fragrance was really alluring, and they were also greedy.Jin Liuying even felt that the little uncle was unprecedentedly great in her heart at this time, so good at barbecue, would she still have nothing to eat with him in the future?

Cang was actually a little hungry, so he didn't stop him.Xuanzong is good everywhere, even if he can only eat meat once in ten days, he also wants to eat good food.

Soon, the four of them ate and drank enough, and lay down on the grass to bask in the sun.The bones in front of the four of them showed that none of them showed mercy.

The corners of Cang's eyes swept across the pile of crane feathers, and suddenly a bright golden feather flashed across his eyes, Cang froze for a moment.

Master seems to have a white-feathered golden-feathered crane that has been raised for nearly 50 years with a panacea. Although I have never seen it, I heard that it is stocked in the back mountain. Master will come to see it every few days...

The more he thought about it, the more empty Cang's heart became, but he licked his mouth, it was really delicious, as expected of being raised with panacea, the quality of the meat is good.

"Xiaobai!"

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