[Thunderbolt] Pindao just wants to be a quiet Taoist priest

A complicated white dress with a gold silk border, and red plums embroidered with red thread, with pearls falling, like white snow and red plums complementing each other; Qu Xianle.The silver thread is darkly embroidered on the belt, and the pattern of auspicious clouds makes the waist more slender.The upper body is covered with a wide-sleeved robe with a cloud and crane pattern, and the bright red shawl adds a touch of color.

The snow-white long hair is combed into a flying fairy bun, curling up gracefully, and a red plum waffle adorns the hair, giving off a fairy air.With red plum makeup on her forehead, cold brows, and a veil covering her flowery face, she doesn't look like a mortal guest, a fairy from Yaotai who came to the mortal world.

A pair of embroidered shoes embroidered with white snow patterns stepped out from under the skirt, she was like a woman who was beyond dust.

"Pfft, I'm sorry, I couldn't help it." Liu Zhaojun covered his lips and smiled lightly, forced himself to press the smile, and said to Jianzi Xianji with a serious face, but the smile in his eyes did not show that the apology just now had any effect. No trace of sincerity.

Jianzi Xianji, who was covered in white gauze, curled his lips, and couldn't hide the helplessness and depression in his eyes, and rolled his eyes to Mr. Liu Zhao, which meant that he felt it.

"Hey, with this outfit, who would be able to tell that he is a man? She is truly stunning and beautiful. She is a beautiful lady." Mrs. Xiang's face was filled with joy, which was simply a surprise.

Rarely walked around Jianzi Xianji, very surprised, pressed the handkerchief to the corner of her lips, Mrs. Xiang smiled stupidly, as if seeing a lot of gold and silver flowing towards her: "Not bad, I'm going to perform on stage later, you guys should think about how to dance, if you mess up the scene, you should be careful!" Mrs. Xiang winked, but her color was really not that good, It was a little more funny for no reason, but he didn't forget to put aside the cruel words, turned around and took people away, and arranged the stage.

As soon as Mrs. Xiang left, Jianzi Xianji immediately paid no attention to his appearance, lifted up his skirt, and sat at the table in a big way, rolling his eyes non-stop, and complained to Mr. Liu Zhao: "You are too much to add to the trouble, How can I dance? You just wait for Mrs. Xiang to be furious. Also, you know how to put on makeup!" As he spoke, he dabbed some lip balm on his fingertips, seeing the vermilion dyed on his fingers, and looked at her in surprise. Looking at Mr. Liu Zhao, this is really a surprise.

"These are all trivial details, unimportant, just small tricks. Also, image, image, pay attention to manners, Jianzi, you must be feminine." Jun Liuzhao burst into laughter, wishing he had the pen and ink to draw at this time Come down, I must always remember and leave a commemoration, this is definitely the dark history of Jianzi's life.

After joking for a while, Mr. Liu Zhao restrained his smile, poured a cup of tea, and didn't pour it for Jianzi, and finally asked the business: "Didn't you say that you don't care about the girl holding the piano? What's going on? Why are you talking to her again?" Are you involved?"

Jianzi's fairy trail suddenly fell down, and the white hair on his forehead also drooped listlessly: "Didn't I go out to fight for justice every day these days? Two days ago, I met a lonely girl holding a piano on the road. She Seeing that I am wearing a Taoist robe, I am a member of the Taoist sect, and I have been doing good deeds here for a few days, so I asked for help."

"Hmph, and then you helped her?" Liu Zhaojun sneered a few times, "Take my money and make trouble for me, you are really promising. Then what? What did she ask you to do?"

"Qiu Ji said that she has a sweetheart, but it's a pity that the woman in Xiangxuefang is not allowed to be free. If she wants to live with that person, she needs to escape from Xiangxuefang. But the person who can help her must not only have good martial arts, but also have the fearlessness The background of Xiangxuefang looking for trouble. She saw that I almost met the requirements, so she wanted to ask me for help."

"Since we have already decided to run away, then she should run by herself. At worst, let her lover come forward. Even if she escapes, she will have to come forward to solve it. It can be seen that she is not a capable person." Liu Zhaojun looked disdainful, and finally I hate men who are incompetent and irresponsible. I have to do everything with women. Do you want to eat soft rice?

"That's the crux of the problem. Qiu Ji fell in love with a poor scholar. I've met him before, and he's not a Confucian. Not only does he have no money, he doesn't have martial arts skills. Even the private meeting between the two of them was arranged by Qiu Ji , I think the needs of life in the future will depend on Qiu Ji." Jianzi Xianji looked incomprehensible.This kind of beautiful woman and poor scholar is the most incomprehensible script for him.

"Useless man. Why would Baoqin girl fall in love with him?" Liu Zhaojun gritted his teeth, this really hurt them.

"Maybe it's because he can write love poems?" Jianzi Xianji tilted his head and thought about it seriously, the tassels on his temples were swaying, looking cute and cute.

"Go on, how did you expose it? If you want to help, you can't help blatantly, right?" Mr. Liu Zhao didn't want to pursue this issue further. What he needs to know now is how Jianzi Xianji was captured. Continue to ask.

"Didn't you give me a hundred gold this morning? I gave Qiu Ji fifty gold as a subsidy. It happened that you also taught me illusion before, so I used the illusion you taught me to set up an illusion to make others think that Qiu Ji Ji was still in the room, and then I climbed over the wall and brought her out of the city to meet the scholar and prepare to elope. But something went wrong, and the people from Xiangxuefang chased after me very quickly, so I had to let them go first , I’m broken.” Shrugging his shoulders, Jianzi Xianji looked depressed, “Who would have thought that he would be caught, why would your illusion be seen through?”

After listening to this, Mr. Liuzhao wanted to beat Jianzi Xianji. This was really the most crude escape, and he even blamed the illusion he taught: "Jianzi, what I taught you is to let you escape. It is impossible to maintain the illusion for a long time. Also, you can do whatever you want too much, right? What about the route? Dress up? Destination? Do you all know if there is any tracking technique on Qiuji? Xiangxuefang’s Have you investigated the strength and background? There is nothing, and you just agreed to help?"

Jianzi Xianji looked confused: "Isn't it just an elopement? Need such trouble?"

"Elopement? Well, you have a simple elopement." Liu Zhaojun showed veins on his forehead, and a Fuxiqin appeared in his hand. Although it is not a famous product, it has a clear tone, and it can be seen that it is a good piano.

His right hand brushed against the strings, and the sound of the strings was like flowing water, and the sword instinctively felt bad.

Mr. Liu Zhao sneered, and plucked the strings with both hands: "You can't let down this 'elopement', Jianzi."

Long chants and sung swan songs, and talk about the rivers and lakes in autumn.

It wasn't the sound of "Duang~Duang~" in the game, the soft and cool sound of the piano poured out from the fingertips, a circle of blue light lit up around Jianzi Xianji, and then Jianzi stood up uncontrollably.

"Wait, what are you doing!" Jianzi Xianji exclaimed.

"For the sake of your face, I advise you not to open your mouth, otherwise people will know that the famous Jianzi Xianji actually dresses up as a woman, which is not good. Also, enjoy this song "Pingsha Luoyan." Liu Zhaojun viciously Looking at Jianzi's fairy traces, Jianzi was so shocked that he didn't dare to speak anymore.

The white clothes are fluttering, and the belt is flying, and I can see Jianzi Xianji's figure is slim, and his steps are light, like a weak willow returning to the wind while walking, and the rings are tinkling.

Jianzi Xianji cried bitterly in his heart, the sound of the piano rang in his ears, and he watched his body walk out of the room by itself, walking gracefully all the way to the stage, and soon arrived at the preparation place at the back of the stage.Seeing Mrs. Xiang, before she had time to speak, she had already jumped, and her dance steps lightly landed in the center of the stage.

Feeling all the eyes around him gathered on him, Jianzi Xianji really wanted to die.

The emergency management is light and frequent, and the dance clothes are tied.Shaking his hand affectionately, his sleeves are uneven.The willows lead the silk, and the wind turns back to the snow.Ning Kun is delicate and unmoving, and often spends time and money.

The musicians behind the stage played dance music. Accompanied by the sound of the piano, Jianzi Xianji danced uncontrollably. The melodious tune lingered in his ears, and it immediately became a devil's tune in his ears.How could there be such a weird tune in the world!What kind of technique is this?Can control people's actions!

On the second floor of Xiangxuefang, in an elegant pavilion, two Taoist priests, one aloof and the other with fluttering white beards, were admiring the scenery of the lake and mountains. The performances on the stage did not really attract their attention.

"Pfft..." Suddenly, a sip of sake spewed out from the mouth of the Taoist priest who looked younger. The cold Taoist just glanced at the stage inadvertently, and his calm expression was no longer there. Wu Zi's figure seemed to be in disbelief.

"Yunshi, is that a sword?" Yi Tanyan asked his friend who was still looking out of the porthole in a daze, without taking his eyes off the figure on the stage.

"How can..." Taoist Yunshi was amused to hear that, how could his disciple and grandson know how to dance?Looking back, he was about to deny it, but he was shocked, "How could he be like this!" Although Jianzi was wearing a veil, makeup like that, and wearing women's clothes, how could he be mistaken for the child he raised?It was immediately recognizable.

At this time, accompanied by the music, the sword on the stage returned to the snow in the wind, and its figure was as graceful as a dragon swimming. Gong Feiyan's old romance".

Yi Zaiyu and Taoist Yunshi were shocked, and watched silently, as if their views had been refreshed.

Jianzi didn't know that his appearance was seen by his ancestors and seniors, and he was still bemoaning his waist.

The jumping in the air just now requires a lot of physical toughness, and I burst into tears immediately, my waist, my waist!How many times is this?It will be ruined by Xuanjun!

The tears in the eyes flowed, adding a bit of tenderness, and the autumn water condensed into waves, which made the audience applaud one after another. Flowers were thrown onto the stage continuously, and swords and skirts fell.

"I didn't expect, oh, I didn't expect that Jianzi still has this hobby..." Yi Zaiyu was hit hard, he really didn't expect his junior to have this kind of skill, he really can't be judged by appearances.

"Would you like to ask? Also, where is Mr. Liu Zhao? Aren't they together?" Taoist Yunshi collected himself, and it was not good to ask on the stage at this time, so he could only sit down and watch. After looking around for a week, nothing happened. I saw Mr. Liu Zhao who was supposed to be together.

Listening carefully to the faint piano sound mixed in the dance music that was not easy to detect, Yi Huangyu immediately knew that this was his disciple who was tossing about Jianzi Xianji, so he relaxed and smiled: "Xuan Ye, forget it, the young man's Let’s leave it alone, it’s a kind of tempering.” I know this tune, it was learned by Liu Zhaojun five years ago, it can control people’s actions, it’s quite interesting, but Liu Zhaojun doesn’t often use it, see This time Jianzi Xianji really angered him, otherwise he wouldn't be tossing Jianzi like this.

"Okay, let's go quietly, don't attack Jianzi Xianji." Taoist Yun Shi rarely found out his conscience, knowing that Jianzi Xianji would definitely not want to be discovered by acquaintances, suggested.

At this time, the dance on the stage just finished, and the elegant white dress was laid flat on the stage like a blooming flower.

Yi Zai smiled and said, "Alright, let's go. I didn't expect to see such a scene when I came to appreciate the lotus in adversity on a whim. It's really interesting."

"Okay, let's go, let's go." Taoist Yunshi put down a piece of gold, pulled Yi Chaotang out of the porthole, and disappeared.

On the stage, Jianzi Xianji, who maintained the last upward posture, burst into tears: "Little uncle, I don't dare anymore."

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