"Xenoggression" with fireworks is not fireworks, hey

"..." When I came out of the machine, I was very decadent, as if my whole body was ashes.

"What's the matter?" Akito Naruto glanced at me and said in surprise, "Kawaido was still very active when he was in the well just now, wasn't he?" Probably because he didn't die and passed the level with one life, he saw Looks good.

"...harmful." I recalled the barbecue aroma on Jiaailiu sauce, "I want to eat barbecue, can I ask Brother Baigui, I behaved so well?"

Holding Jiaailiu sauce to death made me hungry.

Obviously, it took less than two hours to finish breakfast.

"...Well." Ming Piaoqiu rubbed his chin, "You can try it, there is nothing to lose anyway, isn't it?"

In fact, he looked like he wanted to complain about me being brave enough, but he didn't say anything in the end.

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"Why was it able to react at that time?" I was stunned, looking at the meticulously dressed Baigui in front of me, "I don't know, could it be because I just had military training a while ago?"

"...Does it look like this?" Higashikawa Koji was also a retired soldier in the past, and his physical fitness is better than normal. It seems that Higashikawa Koichi, who uses the same body, can move so quickly, it doesn't seem too much.

"That kind of place is very familiar to me who has read thousands of games." I complained.

"Your nerves are really rough to see that kind of hell-like place as a game." Baigui said lightly.

I didn't understand what it meant, but it was a compliment to me anyway.

should.

"I succeeded in going down the well, can I make a wish?"

I pitifully compared a shape the size of a fingernail, "It's just a small wish."

"Huh?" Baigui was taken aback, "Say it."

My eyes lit up, and I stood up with my hands on the table and approached the man.

He leaned back a little calmly, as if he was very unaccustomed to such a close distance.

"I……"

"You can't mention electronic products that can communicate with the outside world, you can't mention sharp objects and cold weapons, you can't mention guns and ammunition... you can't make strange requests." He said calmly without looking away.

"..." I thought that eating barbecue is not a strange request, so I boldly asked, "I want to invite my roommates to eat barbecue."

"..." The expression on Baigui's face was blank for a moment, as if he had stopped thinking, he uttered a monosyllable representing doubt, "...huh?"

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"My mother, you really have a hole in your brain!" I looked at Mr. Shamate who had a scar on his face and had half of his hair cut off. I thought he was joking!

"...Yeah, I thought you already knew." Fukuta Hotsu shrugged his shoulders, and then looked at the pile of tools in front of him with interest, "What is this? Do we need to assemble it?"

I picked up the handcuffs on my hand and showed off: "I don't think it's realistic..." Then I looked at the very reliable uncle next to me for help...I mean an adult male.

Seeing my gaze, Ming Piaoqiu ran away to the side: "I don't know, don't look at me."

Just as I was worrying about a bunch of things that didn't look like much to toss about, the closed door opened.

This room is the same as the one I live in, except that my comfortable quilt and pillow are not placed on the iron frame bed, and the side next to the corridor is a fully transparent glass wall.

I saw Baigui walking in with the ingredients, and his eyes lit up: "Brother Baigui!" He paused when he heard my voice and didn't know why he didn't look at me and turned his head.

"Ha, did you offend this white-collar gentleman?" Fukuta Yasatsu leaned over and bumped me with the shoulder, "He seems to have a good temper, what did you do to anger people?"

"I... I don't know either." My Erzhang monk was puzzled, "Could it be that my desire to eat barbecue is too much?"

"I'm not that stingy yet." Baigui said calmly when he heard that the two of us were whispering on the surface but actually didn't control our voices at all.

He squatted down and tossed in the pile of tools for a while, and the barbecue grill was set up after a short sleep...

Although I really want to complain that it is strange for him to barbecue in a suit, but at this moment, I was moved to tears: "Brother Baigui, you are so kind, I knew you would not abandon us!"

"..." I don't know if I was frightened by my enthusiasm or what, but there was a choked expression on Brother Baigui's solemn face.

"You look careless on the surface, but I didn't expect to have such a disgusting behavior unexpectedly..." Fukuta Yasuzu expressed his heartfelt emotion.

"Yeah." Ming Piaoqiuren nodded in agreement, he didn't know what he thought of when he looked at Baigui who was skillfully taking out the barbecue, and there was a touch of emotion in his eyes, regardless of how much he said just now. .

"QAQ!"

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"Love games are really unreliable. What kind of cake shop and coffee shop do you go on a date... Sure enough, this kind of oversized barbecue is reliable." Holding a disposable paper plate, I struggled with my handcuffed hands Putting the meat into his mouth, his eyes lit up, "Oh! That's the taste, I...!"

"...Don't talk." Ming Piaoqiu seemed to have sensed something stopping him, but it was too late.

"I think it's still delicious compared to the taste of Jiaailiu sauce!" I babbled incoherently.

Baigui's hair was black: "I suddenly feel insulted when you make such a comparison." As he said this, his movements of turning over the barbecued meat were not slow at all.

I looked at this man in a suit and an apron turning over the barbecue seriously, and I couldn't help but sigh: "Sure enough, it is better to learn how to cook to be more popular?"

"? Why do you say that?" Fukuta Hotsu, who was also eating barbecue, asked, "I think it's good to know how to cook. The point is that learning this is too time-consuming."

I stopped suddenly and stared at him, chewing the delicious roast meat quickly in my mouth.

"Why?" He asked, as if he felt very cold being stared at by me, with a somewhat disgusted expression on his face.

"I think..." I thought about it for a while, "You should sit down a little bit, because there is too much oily smoke in your place, I'm afraid that something will happen to your brain."

"You..." He froze for a moment, with a piercing smile on his face, "What did you say?"

"...I didn't say anything."

Baigui watched us fight and sighed, "It's been a long time since it was so lively."

"...Yes." Ming Piaoqiu nodded in agreement, seeming to relax a little.

Unexpectedly, for the first time in so many years, the excitement was spent with two stupid fools.

Ming Piaoqiu himself didn't even notice, the relaxed smile that he thought he had forgotten a long time ago quietly climbed the corner of his mouth at this moment.

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