After I became a shemale liar

Have you ever had a birthday in a gay bar... I don't have much experience in celebrating birthdays for people, but I also feel that this should not be very appropriate. Maybe the boys who go there are all crooked?Or is it that young people nowadays like to seek excitement?That might make sense.

In view of the fact that the previous two times were thrown out by Lao Li in the middle of the night, this time I learned my lesson and planned to go to the bar where classmate Fang Xiao celebrated his birthday and then go back. There is a place to go.

After I landed on Friday, I told Fang Xiao and found a place to live nearby. I silently thought about how to let Lao Li listen to me after the party tomorrow. After thinking about it all night, I still felt hopeless.

Maybe this is called good things take too long.

I didn't get up early the next day, so I went back to the hotel to wait for Fang Xiao's news after eating something outside.

Originally I wanted to go by myself, but he said he would drop by to pick me up and let me wait for news.However, after waiting and waiting, it was getting closer and there was no sign of any news.

Just when I finally couldn't hold back and wanted to call him, the phone that had been silent for a whole morning finally started to move, and I picked it up: "Hello?"

Fang Xiao: "I'm downstairs in the hotel, come down."

Apart from Fang Xiao, there was another young man in the car, because he was sitting in the co-pilot, so he didn't see what he looked like. I opened the door and sat in the back. Fang Xiao was talking, with a clear voice: "I haven't been back for a few years, I feel that nothing has changed, and I feel that everything has changed."

Fang Xiao looked back at me and gave me a sign of the seat belt. After watching me fasten it, he turned around and started the car: "Well, the overall changes are not that big, and the changes are not obvious."

"It's just us, isn't Han Shen coming?"

"Well," Fang Xiao looked straight ahead and turned the steering wheel: "Someone in the family passed away, so I can't come."

"I'll get the cake in a while, you go in and wait for us."

The man smiled in surprise, "You even ordered a cake."

Fang Xiao: "After all, you haven't come back for so long, if you don't like it, why don't you go eat a bowl of longevity noodles later?"

"Who will make it for those who have no relatives and no reason." The man smiled and said, "Just cake. In fact, I haven't celebrated my birthday for a long time."

They chatted for a while, and the co-pilot suddenly looked back at me as if he remembered: "Is this your friend? What's your name?"

I looked away from the phone screen and looked at him: "Li..."

"His name is Li Ergou."

"..."

I rolled my eyes at Fang Xiao in my heart, and said to the people in front of me with an undisturbed smile, "Li Yichen."

The man nodded brightly and calmly: "Ji Yan."

On the way to the bar, Fang Xiao picked up another friend, who was very familiar with him, as if he had just returned from Bohemia, he directly heated up the alienated atmosphere in the car, I nodded to him and continued. Looking at the phone, I heard this person and the two in front: "Fuck you two, what's wrong, the ashes are about to resurface."

Ji Yan smiled: "What nonsense are you talking about, Wang Cheng, have you burned it?"

Wang Cheng: "Hahaha the fire is burning dry wood and not cooperating."

Ji Yan: "Let's not talk about this. How have you been these years? I haven't been back for four or five years. I don't know how you are doing now."

Wang Cheng: "Everything is pretty good, except for a few who are really lucky to get home, the rest are doing well, of course, Fang Xiao is very good, thanks to your motivation in high school, look at the people who are messing around now." Yes, there are cars."

Ji Yan chuckled and said nothing, Wang Cheng continued to babble: "This time you chose the place, I knew it, but I was shocked and said, did you choose this place because you were stimulated by going to an island country?"

Ji Yan: "I used to be young and ignorant, and after staying in Japan for so long, I have taken things lightly. I really think that the two men are actually nothing."

Wang Cheng: "That's what I said, but it's better to marry a wife and have children."

Ji Yan: "Let's each have their own love."

After Wang Cheng finished speaking like a cannonball, he suddenly turned around and caught up with me: "Brother, where are you from?"

I looked up at him: "Local."

Wang Cheng smiled and said, "You don't look like a fool, you won't be bored if you come with us."

I smiled: "No."

Ji Yan said from the front: "Is the cat lady we used to eat at still there?"

Wang Cheng turned his gaze: "It hasn't been opened for a long time, and it was closed before my house moved."

Ji Yan looked extremely regretful: "Unfortunately, I have been thinking about this taste for four or five years."

Wang Cheng: "Seriously, are you going to leave this time?"

Ji Yan: "Depending on the situation, I'm actually not sure. After all... I only have friends and no relatives."

Fang Xiao put us down at the entrance of the bar, and then said to get the cake, I saw that Ji Yan had no intention of getting out of the car, so he got down first.

Wang Cheng: "Then you two go get it? I'll take your friend in first."

Fang Xiao glanced at me through the car window and nodded.

Wang Chengcheng put my shoulders on my shoulders and went in.

Pushing open the door of the bar, the bursting music penetrated into the eardrums immediately, and the feasting and feasting were full of ecstasy. My head was hummed violently, and my eyes were dazzled by the laser light that swept over. I felt that the whole person was not very good.

So why did I agree to Fang Xiao to come to this group of demon dancers? The sun is not bright enough, or the game is not fun.

"Are you okay?" Wang Cheng noticed that I was frowning: "The box is a bit on the inside, so bear with me and you'll be there, don't come here often."

"Yeah." I've gotten used to the environment a little bit, and I didn't feel so uncomfortable. I followed him and walked inside with great effort, and said casually, "Maybe it's because I'm old, but the lively life is so far away from me."

"Hahahaha, at first glance, you are someone who has to stay in the office every day. It's certain that you don't have time to come. Unlike me, you almost run here when you have time."

"It seems that your physique is quite strong, have you practiced or not?"

Wang Cheng: "Well, I have been a soldier for several years, and I have been trained in the army..."

He stopped suddenly.

When I saw it, a man holding a drink and unable to see his face blocked the way, and his eyes seemed to be looking at me.

Wang Cheng was stunned for a moment, and quickly changed the shoulders to the waist, lifted my chin with the man and took me away from the place.

The next second, my wrist hurt, the man was still holding the wine in his right hand, but his left hand grabbed me, and he smiled coquettishly: "Would you like to have a drink?"

Wang Cheng clenched his fist, and it was about to make the face of the man in front of him bloom. I grabbed him, then lightly brushed away the man's grip on my hand, and raised my eyebrows: "I have an appointment, I'm sorry."

The man seemed to lower his eyebrows and smiled, but he didn't stop him. He picked up the wine glass and took a sip. Seeing this, Wang Cheng immediately pulled me away.

After walking a certain distance, he let go: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, but you are like... If there is no need for a good family in the future, don't come to this kind of place. Seeing that the person just now is gone, they like you like you, in this world. Ah, it's not safe for a man to look too good."

I:"……"

While we were talking, we finally arrived at the door of the box. There were already three or four people inside.

Wang Cheng walked around with Wen Wanhao one by one, sat down next to me and handed me a glass of wine, then turned his head and flirted with his classmates.

"...Didn't you come with Fang Xiao? Where did he go? Yes, today's birthday star, Ji Yan is going to come out after a long time."

Wang Cheng: "The two of them are going to get the cake, come over right away."

"Fuck, it's been so many years and it's still so boring."

Wang Cheng: "Haha, what are you talking nonsense about? Is it pure friendship now? If you all have a partner, can you be more particular about it?"

"Be particular about it, and you are the most particular about it. My wife is not at home today, dare you come out to prostitute?"

"Damn, I dare to come out when my wife is at home."

He managed to get a wave of boos.

I was surprised: "So you are already married?"

"That's right." Wang Cheng turned around and said, "It's over as soon as I come back as a soldier. I've been waiting for me for several years. Don't be surprised, I'm indeed straight, but I don't reject this, so I came. They say it's so scary, but daughters-in-law are for pampering, old men, they can bend and stretch!"

I was immediately moved: "Then why didn't you bring your wife here?"

Wang Cheng was silent for a moment: "Take it here and something will happen."

me?"

Wang Cheng couldn't put it into words: "She... well, she, that is, there is a creature in the world called a rotten girl, you understand."

I:"……"

Wang Cheng nodded: "So I can't bring her here. Fang Xiao met her once, and then he refused to go to my house no matter what, saying that he was afraid of my wife."

I couldn't laugh or cry: "... I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Wang Cheng also laughed for a while, and then said: "These two boys haven't come here yet, I'll rely on you to hide somewhere to reminisce."

I paused, and the corners of my mouth that were originally raised suddenly became less tasteful.

"Old love?"

"Yeah, but it's all about when I was a student. Ji Yan, Ji Yan was far less clear then than now. Because of family reasons, he was quite withdrawn. Fang Xiao used to be a real mess, but now he can't tell. Right? He has a good relationship with our gang of guys. People like Ji Yan are born for school uniforms. He looks good in the same school uniform—don’t look at me, that’s not what I said , Fang Xiao’s original words.”

"When I was in high school, I was divided into classes and grouped together. Fang Xiao saw that he was good-looking and had a rather lonely personality, so he wanted to harm others."

"The story of him chasing Ji Yan was spread all over the school privately. At that time, Ji Yan was a little boy who was stopped by Fang Xiao outside the teaching building to read his love letter. From the first floor, he went straight back to the classroom on the fifth floor. Later, I changed the way to and from school.”

Wang Cheng talked about Fang Xiao's old embarrassment and gossiped very enthusiastically, and suddenly said, "Oh, what kind of expression do you have? Laugh if you want. I've been laughing at him for six or seven years."

"No." I lowered my head and took a sip of the wine, still couldn't help laughing: "The chasing style is as suffocating as ever.