After I became a shemale liar

I don't know if divorce is an opportunity for all middle-aged men and women to improve their careers. Anyway, after they separated, my dad's small career suddenly flourished.

I reckoned that there must be a reason for Li Qigou to suddenly come here to relieve my worries, but she wouldn't tell if I asked her, so I'd better tidy up and sweep the couch to greet her.

Not long after get off work the next afternoon, I went to have a meal, and Li Qigou sent a message saying that she was coming soon.

It's almost there.

Arrived.

The.

I glanced at the date and confirmed that today is Friday before silently replying to her: "Did you skip the afternoon class??"

Li Qigou: "How is it possible?"

"That's fine."

"If you want to curl up, you can curl up for a day."

"..."

"Being a man must have a beginning and an end."

"..."

"There is a beginning and an end."

"..."

"Be confident."

"Stop talking, you go back, I don't know you."

"Second brother!!!"

"Say!!"

"I want to eat hot pot!"

"Farewell."

Just after seven o'clock, Li Qigou jumped out of the station.I scanned her back and forth several times, and found that she was indeed carrying a small schoolbag, the kind that could hold a tablet at most.

"You just bring such a bag??"

Li Qigou looked at me inexplicably: "Is there a problem?"

"You're in a fake senior year, right?"

"...Can you go now? Is it far from where you live? No, I'm hungry and I want to eat."

I looked at her sympathetically: "Why do you look like you just came back from a labor camp?"

"Isn't it?" Li Qigou saw the car parked far away from me at a glance, and dragged me to go there directly: "The meals I eat every day are planned for me by my mother, just like living on the Foxconn assembly line. Same as above."

When we arrived at Taoli Road in a rush, we sat down at the hot pot restaurant and ordered a lot of beef rolls, mutton rolls, shrimp slippery meatballs, chrysanthemum chrysanthemum and vegetables, and Li Qigou finally said: "Well, enough, let's eat first."

Me: "I have no other requirements, pay attention to eating."

Satisfied, Li Qigou buried his face in the sesame sauce dish: "Second brother is still good at QAQ, I almost suffocate to death at school every day."

I glanced at her: "Everyone came here like this, and they didn't suffocate."

Li Qigou: "It can only be because they are not like me, they are enduring what they shouldn't have at this age..."

I rubbed my forehead: "Eat—yours, so many shrimp slips can't block your brain hole as wide as the mouth of the Yangtze River."

"Okay! But if you don't chatter, where is the essence of eating hot pot?"

"Eat it, let me tell you."

"Okay ヽ(￣▽￣)"

"Yeah." I picked up a piece of shiitake mushroom and fed it to myself: "What's the matter? Suddenly came to look for me?"

"It's all about relieving worries and boredom." Li Qigou didn't even lift his head: "Senior senior year is too stressful, come out and relax."

"I believe in your evil." I looked at her helplessly: "Auntie forced you to make a choice again?"

"I have no choice." Li Qigou bent his eyes at me innocently: "Just like you, second brother."

I took a sip of the fruit juice and tried to make my tone sound persuasive: "How can it be the same? I didn't choose because my dad was alone, and I was afraid that he would be too lonely. Now you... no, it seems that you can't That is to say, if your mother hears this, she must think that although I hide away, I still have some thoughts about her company."

"Oh, it's true that my mother is a bit suspicious! But... why didn't you stop uncle from letting him be with my mother?"

I laughed: "Why stop him? He is the one who gets married, not me. He lives his life as long as he feels comfortable. I don't have such serious resistance."

Li Qigou poked the shrimp slippery on the plate, hesitated to say: "I... Forget it, I have nothing to say, anyway, I still like to stay with you, second brother, so let me stay for two days .”

"Stay, as long as you..."

"Oh yes, the family contact information on my student's personal information form is filled with you, so if you get calls from an unfamiliar number on your mobile phone these two days, remember to help me deal with it."

"..."

I licked my inner molars, and took a serious look at Li Qigou: "This meal is rounded up to three hundred and five dozen. My zfb account is my mobile phone number, so I won't send it away."

Li Qigou burst into tears: "QAQ, I'm not Qi Qi, whom you have loved since childhood!! Second brother, you can't treat me like this!!"

I smiled all over my face: "I can, why can't I."

"It's not the first time I've left your phone number!!"

"Then I can't get used to it either!"

"You should have gotten used to it by now!!"

"Reject the habit!!"

"that!"

"Stop talking! Eat!"

"No, brother, that." Li Qigou lowered the decibel a bit: "Your phone seemed to ring twice just now."

"..."

You can hear this, I glanced at her suspiciously, and took out my phone.

There is really news.

Tao Hua's: "Today's guild league, it's almost eight o'clock, where are you?"

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