After I became a shemale liar

I held my head and thought for a long time, and finally remembered.

I'm here to tell them that I'm quitting the regular team.

But...it's clear that there's no chance for me to intervene.

Taohua applied for the captain, and signed up for Jingwei to fill the sea.

There were still more than ten minutes before entering the arena, Xu Xu, the sparring madman, kept recruiting people to spar, killing all directions, invincible.

Why does such a perverted girl choose a loli body type!

Damn, I won't be able to look directly at Yunluo anymore.

After coming out of the sparring field again, I slowly filled up the health bar, and suddenly felt that the light in the game was a bit dazzling.

Behind her, a bunch of clamoring young experts in the sparring beckoned her to go quickly, and Xu Xu didn't wait for me to refill her blood, she touched her feet on the ground and entered the sparring field again.

I really envy her reckless behavior.

Momo Qinghan didn't play today, Red Carp and Fen Fenghuang together, agreed with both hands and decided to enter the arena and then pull an output.

However, the powerful output players have long been drawn into their team by the nannies, so until the last minute before the start of the battle, at least a doctor was added.

Red Carp is still very happy, saying that the combination of Shuangpi Nai is invincible in the world, and he can make waves again.

Hehe, I made a silent note for him in my heart, and decided not to give him a bite tonight.

After 1 minute, the battle officially started. The red and blue sides escorted the Jingwei respectively, but today we met with the opposite army without being sent to the beach.

We also gave up the idea of ​​continuing to escort and started fighting directly.

Considering that the new doctor who joined the team is just a graduate, I told her to stand back and watch the blood bar of the red carp.

Who knew that the little wet nurse seemed to be in a daze all the time, and her reflexes were terribly long. She didn't know how to nurse until the red carp was bloody.

Anyway, I thought I didn't need to take care of the back row, but the red carp died like this four or five times.

YY is filled with the wails of the red carp: "What about the nanny? The qaq has no one to nurse me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Why can't I find the nanny, why isn't she near me!!!"

"Dongxue, Dongxue, help me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

In the end, he moaned directly.

You are a big man, you...

Let me say something good.

Moaning to the end, Taohua banned wheat for him.

good.

Very happy.

After being banned, Red Carp moved to another position, and the team deducted the words: "Dongxue 9999999 I 999999..."

"Dongxue, look at me!"

"9999999 my qaq..."

9 You are a jerk.

Don't save!

In fact, I wanted to say about that little doctor several times, but my compassionate quality always jumped out to beat me at critical moments.

I am following the path of a humble gentleman!I can't get angry with Lu Hai!

But I really want to let her realize the difficulties of life from both ideological and spiritual aspects.

Soy sauce is wrong, you can't be tolerated just because you are a girl.

Taohua opened her mouth first: "Doctor, look after the blood of the magic arrow, Liu Se can't see it."

no response.

Then it exploded slowly, and the team called directly: "That one thought, did you add blood with your feet? You can't see the blood of a magic arrow? He doesn't even have a movement and you don't have to chase after him. It's very difficult." Do you still play nanny like this? Don’t you know that the job of nanny is recruited because of people like you? Why are you always paddling? We have an obligation to help you score points?”

woc!so cool!

It's been a long time since I've seen a girl who dares to yell at a nanny directly!

After all, today's girls are so delicate, who dares to start talking.

Women's wars always kill people invisible, and I stared at the reaction of my persistent tits without blinking.

However, I guessed wrong.

I thought the persistent grandma would quit the team in a fit of anger, but she didn't.

She actually started to add blood silently.

My heart is racing.

The red carp who was lifted from the ban by Taohua also howled in yy: "Xu Xu! Awesome! This can make you scold alive!"

Xu Xu: "(Smoking) It is everyone's responsibility to save the lost girl."

The next day, I played the first league game of the week, and I worked overtime, but I couldn’t hold back when I thought about these people spreading their murderous enthusiasm in the game, so I took my mobile phone and logged on YY, intending to listen to the instructions and have fun .

As soon as I jumped into the channel, I heard a deafening "fuck him!!"

Xu Xu is probably the only woman who can be so tough and bold.

I was feeling a little depressed at the same time.

Because I forgot to plug in my headphones.

In short, Xu Xu's "fuck him" like a bolt from the blue completely made her popular around my office.

Even the little secretary next to my father would gossip and ask me what happened to my uncle and sister whenever I met on the road.

I said, "Well, she might be so excited because she met a scumbag."

Little secretary: "Oh..."

When I returned to the office after receiving the water, the rumors had already turned into rumors. It was because I was too scumbag in the game and hooked up with girls, so I was greeted by the uncle and the girl with a loud bang.

... I just went to pick up some water, and my reputation as a scumbag was publicized by the little secretary.

Of course, that's another story.

Xu Xu was excited that day because of another reason.

The cause was that little nanny called Yi Nian Zhuan. At that time, when Xu Xu was done with her, she would increase her blood well, and she didn't say anything after leaving the team.

I thought it was okay.

The one who was greeted slowly that day was the little nanny's game husband, the professional magic sword.

I don't know what the little nanny told her husband, anyway, the magic sword is determined to attack everyone including Xu Xu.

I asked Taohua for the ID of the magic sword, Taohua paused, and sent me a name.

One thought becomes a demon.

... A thought becomes a demon.

How do you feel that you have seen this name before?

I couldn't remember, so I asked Taohua what happened next.

Tao Hua: "That persistent grandma somehow told Yi Nian Cheng Mo that she also involved you, saying that you and Xu Xu were bullying others."

Me: "??? I didn't say a word that day, it seems?"

Tao Hua: "...I said it."

Me: "Did you talk?"

Taohua: "I told you, I told her to be optimistic about the blood of Shenjian, you can't take care of it."

I:"……"

This can be a reason for black?

Tao Hua: "Of course, this is only secondary."

"The point is, that One Thought Became a Demon hooked up with you before, you forgot."

"..."

Oh, OK.

Didn't I just scare him that I'm a shemale? Why did you get hurt so deeply? Would you like my brother to give you two loving milks to soothe the wound, my friend.

Me: "Then how did you solve it?"

Tao Hua: "It's not resolved, those two were directly killed by Xu Xu and dare not go online."

Me: "Social society."

Taohua: "Are you still online at night?"

Me: "No, I'm tired today, so I won't go to work."

Taohua: "Well, then I'm going to eat chicken, are you coming?"

I come."

The league on the first day failed, but I caught up on the league on the second day.

There is no suspense, there are only a few gangs in the first division, and they are old faces after being split and reorganized. From the opening of the district to the present, the league has long been playing secretly.

However, we didn't realize that it happened to be NO.14 that day.

Half of the nannies in the gang are not online.

Red Carp shouted at the top of its voice for twenty minutes, but only seven or eight nurses joined the group.

One of them is me.

Red Carp's simple deployment: "Then one nurse per team, please be sure to show your 12-point professionalism!"

Nurse [-]: "Hey, I'm sorry, boss, my husband is waiting for me downstairs, so I'll give you a reward."

Red Carp: "The nanny at the back jumps forward."

Nurse [-]: "I'm sorry, the boss, I have a dinner appointment with someone today..."

Red Carp: "Behind..."

Nurse Three: "Same as above..."

Red Carp: "..."

He turned to me nervously and asked me: "Dongxue! No one asked you out!! Right!!"

I:"……"

I'm worried, old man.

The consequence of the scarcity of nurses is that the whole league, YY is filled with the howls of red carps.

The kind that kills pigs with boiling water.

My heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys stood in a row trembling as the rough and thick tenor voice howled.

"Quick breastfeed me quickly breastfeed my nanny, nanny, I'm going to die~~~I'm going to die~~~~~"

Finally, Xu Xu couldn't take it anymore: "Damn it, Dongxue was howled to death by you, and she went home and still yelled!! Haven't you weaned you! You're screaming! You're screaming like a laborer!!"

Red Carp: "I don't listen, I don't listen!! My nanny..."

His moaning stopped abruptly.

Oh, it's banned.

Peach Blossom, good job.

Although I really want to describe in detail the violent scenes of pure hand-to-hand combat between the two sides of the first-level gang league, but as the only online big nanny in this gang, the holy light on me directly caused the opposite human heads to target all their hatred here I am.

When the two main gangs are fighting with stunts flying all over the sky and attacking in groups, even if I am 36d strong, full of milk, full of milk, coquettish, coquettish, and sharp, I can't stand up at all.

Being dragged back and forth by the opposite witch, controlled by the witch, controlled by the witch, and sliced ​​back and forth by the demon knife - he couldn't get up even if he was dead.

I spent the entire league lying down—getting up—die back—and crawling back up again.

You don't understand the feeling of lying on the ground watching black and white TV.

I have lost my temper.

The daily difficulty of winning this league.

I moved my hands that were stiff from beating for a full hour, and heard a girl in YY rushing up to the microphone, saying that she wanted to sing to ease the depressed atmosphere in the gang.

Good singing! !I quickly turned up the volume and listened carefully.

To be honest, most of the girls who are good in the gang and love to be noisy mostly like to sing eight consecutive kills, majestic, itchy, and the like.

I don't know if they understand the lyrics of the eight consecutive kills, anyway, they feel disgusted after hearing too much.

However, the girl who went to the mic today did not take an unusual path. As soon as she went to the mic and played the prelude, my tiger body shook instantly, and I felt like I heard the sound of nature.

This is the horse pole! !