You are not bullying me to look good

Because the egg is small and has a fairy body, Jian Yi didn't feel much pain when she was pregnant, but the process was too long. Fortunately, he was able to bear his temper. If he had a bad temper, he would probably be so angry that he would have a miscarriage.

Because Qiuqiu said "Could it be Nezha", Jian Yi added "The Legend of Nezha".

After reading it, I became even more worried. It’s not that he doesn’t like Nezha, but because he wants a well-behaved and ordinary child. Like all parents in the world, he only hopes that the child can grow up healthy and happy. Little heroes or something, too tired .

Lucifer watched it with him, and suddenly said, "Isn't prenatal education even worse?"

What he said made sense, but Jian Yi still finished watching it because the plot was too attractive.

As soon as Jian Gougou was born, all the gods congratulated "this child will make great achievements in the future".

After much deliberation, Jian Yi couldn't figure out what the big thing was, saving the world and fighting monsters?There are relatives and uncles in the future.Turn the world upside down?For the sake of the general environment, they do not plan to disclose the technology of giving birth to pandas for the time being.

Just after giving birth, Jian Yi loves to think wildly, and Jian Yi's thoughts almost made him suffer from postpartum depression, until Jian Gougou uttered such strong words while grasping Zhou.

This kid is looking down on the earth!

Jian Yi almost fainted.

Born in the environment of Heavenly Court, no matter how ordinary it is, it would be extraordinary. The worried Jian Yi decided to take the child back to the human world.

At that time, the development of education in the world became more and more perfect, but Jian Yi still retained the mortal thoughts in essence, thinking that children must receive compulsory education, so he sent Jian Gou to school.

There are not many people of the same age in the sky, and he can no longer continue to mature precociously.

The two returned to Huaiyi and started their ordinary lives again.

Jian Yi felt as if he had passed away. No matter how good a god is, it is not as comfortable as the daily life of firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea.

Perhaps the environment has too much influence on people. Since Jian Gougou made a surprise sentence when he caught Zhou, he behaved no differently from ordinary children except that he spoke fluently and soundly. Jian Yi hugged him, took him to watch cartoons, read fairy tale books, Cooking all kinds of delicious food, Jian Gougou is also very obedient and clingy. Sometimes he wants to be hugged by Jian Yi, and sometimes he wants Lucifer to take him to fly. At first glance, he is not a calm genius boy.

When she was three years old, Jian Gogou started going to kindergarten.

Jian Yi was entangled again: "The bilingual ones or the general ones?"

"Normal." Lucifer said to himself, "My son still needs to be bilingual?"

That’s right, being bilingual is exhausting.

Jian Yi chose a kindergarten with the best reputation. On the first day of sending her off, Jian Gogou was still crying and crying, unwilling to be separated from her parents, and it took a long time to coax her back.

Lucifer was very relieved: "Look, he will cry."

Jian Yi was also very happy: "Well, it's so cute to cry."

Other parents: "..."

Is this something to be happy about? !

The two secretly observed Jian Gogou's kindergarten life.

Jian Gogou stopped crying after crying for a while. The teacher taught them to play with building blocks. Jian Gogou liked building blocks very much. She not only built them by herself, but also helped other children to build them together. Everyone had a great time.

The two were relieved and left quietly.

But they didn't expect that after they left, the kid next to him asked Jian Gogou, "What did you pile up?"

Jane Gogou kindly told him: "It's the spaceship model I want to build, and it looks roughly like this."

Children: "=0=..." sounds amazing.

Jian Gogou is also very tired. He is a filial child. The two fathers don't like precocious children, so he tries to be what they like to make them happy.

I observe the kindergarten students every day and learn how to make myself childlike.

Jian Gogou likes the form of his panda cub the most, because at this time, he only needs to lie in the arms of the two fathers and let them rub and kiss, instead of jumping around and thinking of ideas to do childish things Make parents happy.

He is actually very lazy, vigorous and exhausting.

There are two idiots in the family to support. When he is at home, he is basically a panda cub. He can masturbate as much as he wants, and everyone is very happy.

Before she knew it, Jane went to primary school.

Jian Yi and Lucifer sneaked away to observe again.

Jian Gougou was sitting upright on the seat, and the deskmate was an extremely cute little loli, which made his eyes light up, and he asked the other party to talk: "What's your name?"

Little Lolita also liked him very much: "My name is Xia Jiajia, how about you?"

The two chatted.

Jian Yi was overjoyed: "Gougou is indeed heterosexual! From now on, I can take girls home, no need to go out!"

Lucifer also thought too far: "I hope not, then he will have to get married and have children, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law have conflicts, what will you do in case of bad weather?"

Jane Gogou chatted with Little Lolita for a while, knowing that she was actually a little zombie, she was very happy: "Are your parents from the scientific community?"

Little Lolita said, "Yes, but I don't understand their research."

Jian Gougou was overjoyed: "Then can I go to your house to play in the future? Actually, I want to build a spaceship, but I don't know how to do it. I want to ask my uncle and aunt to guide me."

Little Lolita was stunned for a while: "Of course."

Jian Gougou has a close relationship with his deskmate, and goes to his deskmate's home to do homework every day, which makes Jian Yi and Lucifer very pleased, they treat little Lolita as a daughter-in-law, and the two families often walk around.

Only then did I know that Little Lolita's parent is her old friend Shen You. Jian Yi was immersed in the joy of getting closer and closer, and didn't feel that there was anything wrong at all. Looking at Xia Jiajia, she became more and more satisfied. Jiajia is so cute, she must not be an evil daughter-in-law .

Although Lucifer felt it was weird, he couldn't tell.

There are a lot of things to learn in elementary school. Jian Gougou is a bit biased towards science. His Chinese in the first grade is okay, but he doesn't like English very much.

For the mid-term exam, the teacher asked the parents to sign.

Jian Gogou has a perfect score in mathematics, 96 in Chinese, and 44 in English.

It can be said to be very biased.

But doesn't that mean he's an ordinary kid?Dads must be very happy.

After all, Jane Gogou was a child, and she happily showed her English test paper to Lucifer: "Father's signature!"

Holding his test paper, Lucifer repeatedly confirmed the bright red "44" and fell silent: "You failed English?!"

His son of Lucifer, failed English? !

Jane Gogou was shocked.

Not only was the father unhappy, but he was also fierce!

What about their democratic education!

Jian Gogou cried and ran to find Jian Yi: "Father, my father is fierce..."

Lucifer was better, but Jian Yi was so used to it that he hurriedly picked up his son: "What's wrong with Gogou?"

Lucifer didn't speak, and showed him the paper.

Jian Yi was also silent: "It's still time to go to a bilingual kindergarten."

Even his father didn't protect him!

Is English so important!

Jian Gogou was very nervous, holding Jian Yi's clothes tightly with her small hands, crying very sadly: "I don't speak English, huh..."

Lucifer: "..."

Jane Gogou cried more and more quietly.

He seems to have forgotten his father's original identity...

No wonder they were unhappy. Jian Gougou was extremely ashamed, so she had to put down her favorite math and study English with her father, and finally got [-] points in the test.

When he grows up, he must invent a portable translator that can record all the languages ​​in the world so that everyone can communicate without barriers.

No, the whole universe.

Later, Jian Yi finally understood what kind of achievements "this son has made great achievements": Jian Gougou's invention when he was in college reformed education, abolished CET-[-] and CET-[-], TOEFL, IELTS and other language tests, and became popular among college students. love.

At this time, Jian Gogou's genius attributes could no longer be hidden, he simply confessed his thoughts to his fathers: he wants to build a spaceship!Want to explore the mysteries of the universe!

The child has his own thoughts when he grows up, and Jian Yi and Lucifer can no longer control them, so they can only let him go.

Jian Yi cried and said to Lucifer: "Let's have another one, no one's genes will be added this time."

The author has something to say: Jane Gougou’s is called "You are still bullying me wit [Interstellar]"... One sentence introduction: The panda cub with fluttering black wings, Jian Gogou, was caught by Interstellar on the way to explore the universe. The big villain took it away.

Possibly poisonous wrote three series ==

If there are any strange episodes, they will be placed in the big eyes or in the group, but basically don't have too much expectation...

Tomorrow will be finished, thank you all for your company all the way~