You are not bullying me to look good

Jian Yi was immersed in the shock of the big change and couldn't extricate himself for a long time. His whole body was in a daze. When he recognized his roommate, he followed him without thinking. When he woke up, he was already standing in the lobby of the movie theater.

Jian Yi was stunned again, and turned to his roommate with a stiff body: "Why did you come here?"

The roommate asked strangely: "Didn't I agree to watch a movie with you?"

The roommate went to pick up the tickets, Jian Yi stood on the spot recalling, the roommate was very angry when he saw him standing alone, said a few words to him and pulled him away, he seemed to answer a few times along the way.

The roommate asked, "No one came?"

Jian Yi: "Hmm..."

Roommate: "Dumped?"

Jian Yi: "Hmm..."

Roommate: "Just kidding, who did it?"

Jian Yi: "Hmm..."

Roommate: "Stupid again. Let's go and I'll take you to the movies."

Jian Yi: "Hmm..."

The process seems to be like this.

It sounds like the other party has misunderstood something, so you have to explain it to him.

After the roommate finished collecting the tickets, Jian Yi went up to meet him: "Brother Feier, I didn't..."

The roommate handed him a ticket: "Go, buy popcorn."

Jian Yi had no choice but to put the tickets in his pocket, and bought a set meal for two. When he came back, his roommate had already entered, and he followed.

The movie was chosen by roommates, a live-action version of a hot-blooded anime, and the people who came were all diehard fans, the kind who were not afraid of being blind, so there were very few people. They chose so late, and they could all pick a good place in the middle.

As a game geek, I also have contact with anime roommates.

Jian Yi hadn't seen it, but thought it looked good, and it wasn't as ugly as it was uploaded on the Internet.

The plot is also very compact and exciting, except that the jokes are not very uniform.

Jian Yi: "Hahaha."

The whole place was silent.

Audience: "Hahahahaha!"

Jian Yi was silent.

What are they laughing at!

This feeling of being excluded is really sad.

Jian Yi quietly asked her roommate: "What are they laughing at?"

The roommate kindly explained the reason for their laughter.

Jian Yi asked, "Why don't you smile?"

The roommate said blankly: "I laughed."

Did you laugh... But he didn't hear anything.

Jian Yi stared at his face that seemed to be sealed, and after thinking for a long time, he figured out that the other party must be telling a bad joke.

Big brother just laughed when he joked!

Jian Yi: "Hahaha." Applaud the elder brother's cold joke.

On the big screen, the protagonist is giving a sensational speech, and the roommate glances at Jian Yi, what's so funny about it, the joke is really weird.

Anyway, they are people who have been living together for two years, and they have some feelings. He can't help but feel very worried. Jian Yi has a pure heart and is very easy to bully. Anyone can fool him. How can I survive in the complicated human society when I am so depressed.

The routine after watching the movie is to eat, but his roommate dragged him to the supermarket next to the mall: "Buy vegetables."

Jian Yi: "? Isn't there enough left over from lunch for dinner?"

The roommate said: "Today is the birthday of the famous painter Padaqi, let's commemorate it."

Jian Yi: "... Got it."

Why do you even remember this kind of thing?Why even celebrate it?And who is Padachi!

Forget it, big brother is happy.

So he asked, "What to eat?"

The roommate was stumped by this eternal problem and couldn't figure it out for a while, so he generously handed over the power to Jian Yi: "You decide."

Jian Yi happily said: "Then let's eat hot pot!" Since living together, his roommate asked him to cook differently, and he almost forgot the taste of his beloved hot pot.

The roommate's expression darkened immediately: "You want to be lazy?" Although the hot pot was delicious, Jian Yi's perfunctory attitude made him very unhappy.

He wanted to celebrate just to comfort Jian Yi, ask the world, who is it!Who has this honor to have received his care!

I don't know good from bad!

Jian Yi hurriedly said: "I tuned it myself. I just researched it recently, and I've always wanted to try it."

Then the roommate eased: "Yeah."

Jian Yi breathed a sigh of relief.

He knew that his roommate would choose to live with him because he liked his craftsmanship, and the other party would be satisfied only if he did it himself.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help being a little happy. If he didn't become a panda breeder, he could support himself by opening a small restaurant.

Just looking for a roommate to borrow some startup capital.

The two chose a lot of their favorite food, and also brought two durian mille-feuille cakes. Fortunately, the roommate drove the car, otherwise they would not be able to carry them back.

Jian Yi was thinking all the way, he obviously wanted to learn art from a teacher, why did he end up watching movies and buying food with his roommate?

I seem to have forgotten something to tell my roommate...

Let's talk about it when we go home.

Roommates were playing games, Jian Yi washed his hands and made hot pot, and secretly checked who they were celebrating for.

Padaki, a Japanese cartoonist, is the author of the passionate comic "Pencil Ninja Takero"...

Isn't this the movie I watched today?And the birthday doesn't match right?

You are just hungry!

Fortunately, I didn't ask, otherwise I would be murdered again.

The hot pot base is learned by Jian Yi from his local classmates, and then modified to perfectly combine the three classic flavors of fresh, spicy and spicy. It can be eaten heartily without seasoning or sesame oil.

At the dinner table, my roommate asked, "Who lied to you today?"

Jian Yi released the prepared reasons: "It's not a lie, it's just that he has a temporary business, so he told me that he won't come, and invites me to dinner next time to apologize."

The roommate still didn't let him go: "Who?"

Jian Yi's scalp was numb when asked, "You don't know him."

"I don't know anyone in the class." The roommate picked up a chopstick of Flammulina velutipes, paused for three seconds and threw it in again, "Say the name."

Jian Yi: "...There is really no need to be so persistent."

The roommate was upset again: "Who do you think I am for? If you are played by others, you will swallow your breath? If you are soft, others will push forward. The enemy is like a spring. If you are weak, he will be strong, understand?"

Jian Yi: "...Understood, but it's really okay, she has already apologized to me..."

What to do, I regret that I lied, and I can't go back, but to be honest, if it is known that he is superstitious to this extent, his roommate will definitely beat him to death.

The roommate didn't accept him: "Okay, just treat me as a nosy." No more words.

The atmosphere was a bit awkward, Jian Yi put down his chopsticks, lowered his head at a loss, how should he apologize?

The roommate's cell phone vibrated, and he took it: "Speak."

After talking to the other side for a long time, the roommate frowned more and more, and finally said: "Well, I'm going now."

The roommate got up and strode towards the door, saying: "I'm going out for a while, and I won't be coming back at night."

Jian Yi hurriedly chased after him: "Is it raining outside, bring..."

The word "umbrella" just came out with a tone, and it was crushed by the sound of "bang" closing the door.

Jian Yi sighed, looking at the untouched food on the table, hesitating whether to take it away, after thinking for a while, I decided to put it away, since I won't be back at night anyway.

After eating in silence, he went to wash the dishes. After searching the kitchen, he realized that he had forgotten to buy spares, so he took an umbrella and went out to buy some.

It was indeed pouring rain outside, there were no stars and moon, the night was pitch black, and there were few passers-by. Fortunately, there were still street lights for lighting. Jian Yi was even more worried that his roommate would be drenched miserably if he ran out like this.

No, he should have driven the car.

After buying the dish soap, the rain still didn't slow down. Many people hid from the rain at the entrance of the supermarket, which was quite crowded, but Jian Yi still caught sight of the old man with white hair and Taoist robe.

Shou Jing was obviously waiting for him: "It's finally you!"

Jian Yi was also very surprised: "Master, where did you go this afternoon?"

Shou Jing coughed twice: "The sect is in trouble temporarily, go back to support."

What should I do, should I tell him that beside him is a huge plague god, who is in danger of losing his head at any time.

But now is the era of great integration, and we attach great importance to world communication and peace. If we accidentally destroy the friendship between East and West, it would be a crime.

He didn't know why he wanted to hide from Lucifer, but he instinctively didn't want to show his face in front of the vicious bosses in the West that he didn't know.

When Lucifer first entered the country, the monks had already reminded each other: stay away from him!

Jian Yi nodded to show her understanding: "Then shall we still learn?"

"Learn!" Shou Jing said, "Of course! I will teach you now!"

Jian Yi looked around: "It's not very convenient outside, why don't you go to my house." He added, "There is no one in my house."

nobody!The god of plague is not here, great timing!

Shou Jing's eyes brightened: "Okay, let's go."

Jian Yi found a pair of slippers from the shoe cabinet: "Master, put these on."

Shou Jing stood at the door but didn't move, said awkwardly: "I can't get in."

There is an enchantment in the house.

Jian Yi: "?"

In order not to destroy the friendship between China and the West, Shoujing said: "For some reason, I am not allowed to enter the house, so I can teach at the door." He sniffed, "Why is it so fragrant?"

It is still steaming hot pot.

Jian Yi moved a small bench for him, filled a bowl full and watched him sit at the door and eat.

... so bitter.

Shou Jing ate five whole bowls and was finally satisfied: "It's comfortable."

Jian Yi sympathized: "Are you practicing Taoism, so you can't eat?"

"No." Shou Jing laughed, "It's so delicious, I can't hold back."

There is no extra base material, otherwise Jian Yi will bring some for him.

One person sits outside the door, and the other sits inside the door, separated by a thin layer of air, but it is an insurmountable gap.

The author has something to say: Thank you everyone for giving me Tinker Bell face!In order to repay everyone, I want to sing to you my famous song Seed the Sun!

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I'm done!