Fuck a cat and become a wife [Interstellar]

In the middle of the hall on the first floor, the host looked at the bundle of sugar cane that had been uncovered with a red cloth, smiling all over his face, and said loudly as if his eyes were shining with gold:

"This is a precious flower found by our brave interstellar warriors on an unknown planet in space. Look at the green buds! Look at the straight and thick branches!"

"I think, only the bamboo among the Three Friends of Suihan that has been handed down from the ancient earth to the present has such a form!"

When the host spoke, the whole person seemed to be glowing, with yearning for the legendary thing in his eyes.

Sure enough, as soon as the host finished speaking, there was a sound of breathing in the entire hall. If you don't look at it, you don't know it. The more you look at it, the more you feel that this lot now really looks like the legendary bamboo!

Gu Qiu, who was sitting on the third floor, was almost choked to death by his own saliva after hearing this, but even so, Gu Qiu coughed violently twice, and the smile on the corners of his lips could not be suppressed:

"Ahem, this, this is too talented!"

She said why sugarcane was classified as a precious flower. It turned out that the interstellar people recognized the sugarcane as bamboo, but apart from the straightness of sugarcane and bamboo, there is really no other similarity to her. place? ! !

Job gave Gu Qiu a strange look. Gu Qiu was about to speak, but suddenly remembered that there was still something wrong in the room. Afterwards, he straightened his face and said:

"Hey, Job, this thing is pretty good, yes, you can take it back to plant in the yard to enjoy!"

"I didn't expect you to be a flower lover, Qiu! But, if you like it, your garden of flame roses will not be destroyed by your hands, and you will use it to give this little guy a petal bath!" Job said at the same time. He looked at Qin Shuyao with some dissatisfaction in his eyes. Lie Yan rose was his favorite, but no matter how much he asked Gu Qiu, Gu Qiu would not give him one. He also told him that red roses were meant to be given It's for a loved one, who knew that this little guy would just walk around the whole garden on the first day!

The more Qiao Bu thought about it, the more angry he became, the resentment could almost materialize. After Gu Qiu keenly noticed it, he took Qin Shuyao into his arms, covered Qin Shuyao's eyes with his hands, and stared. Job took a look:

"Job! You scared my 'general'!"

After Qiao Bu was stared at by Gu Qiu, he had no choice but to withdraw his eyes angrily, but he was still making Qin Shuyao feel like a villain in his heart.

Obviously before this little guy, he and Qiu were good partners who depended on each other for life!

Qiu would always want to bring himself a copy of anything good, but after having this little guy, Qiu has completely abandoned herself, and even murdered herself because of this little guy, even by staring at her!

Qin Shuyao was stared at by Job, and after keenly sensing the emotion in Job's eyes, she wagged her tail nonchalantly.

Stare, stare, stare at will, anyway, I am protected by Qiuqiu humans!

Afterwards, Qiao Bu watched helplessly. Under his angry stare, Qin Shuyao also cast a disdainful look at himself, and then leaned in front of Gu Qiu, coquettishly softly, which made Gu Qiu amused. There was another burst of laughter, and at this time, the host finally finished her long introduction and announced that the auction could start.

"drop--"

"drop--"

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In the hall, after the button was pressed, the sound of "beeps" came out incessantly. Gu Qiu looked at it a little stiffly. At this time, the bidding price had soared to 3900 million star coins, and his tongue clicked in his heart. .

No one bought such good wheat seeds just now, but such a bundle of sugarcane was snatched up by Zhitong to the current bidding. At the moment when Gu Qiu was stunned, the bidding price was still soaring.

Seeing that the bidding price had reached 5900 million star coins, Gu Qiu didn't know what to say for a while, and then quickly pressed the button next to him, and grabbed it with everyone.

Job stared at Gu Qiu with his eyes wide open, as if he didn't want money by pressing the button, and pressed his fingers continuously, raising the bidding price of the sugar cane to 6600 million!

"Uh, Qiu, this, no matter how good this bamboo is, in terms of price, it can't compare to the flame roses in your garden. Why are you raising the price so aggressively?!"

Gu Qiu wasn't in the mood to answer Job's words at this time. He watched helplessly that the price he had just raised was suppressed by the latecomers, and he quickly pressed the button a few times before he said something hastily. :

"The flame rose is the most beautiful, but it cannot be eaten!"

"If it's like Qiu said, can this bamboo still be eaten?!"

Gu Qiu watched the price soar all the way to 7800 million stars, and then gradually stabilized. Seeing that no one raised the price for a long time, Gu Qiu breathed a sigh of relief. After pressing the button again, he turned to Joe. Bu said:

"This is much more delicious, but..."

Unexpectedly, before Gu Qiu finished speaking, the price that had stopped rising just now suddenly rose again.

Gu Qiu's face changed, and then he looked at the wall on one side with cold eyes.

Job was a little unclear at the beginning, so he watched the bidding price soar intermittently until it had soared to 9600 million star coins, and then stopped moving again.

"Just now, didn't anyone increase the price just now? Why?"

Gu Qiu smiled coldly, then slammed the button next to him, directly added [-] million star coins, and said loudly on purpose:

"This is the last time I will increase the price. If you still can't get the bid this time, then don't!"

"It's just something to eat, how much natural food is bought by [-] million!"

Job felt Gu Qiu's abnormality, but when he saw Gu Qiu's eyes keep looking towards the wall next to him, he suddenly realized in his heart, and after the sudden realization, Job's face became even more ugly.

This auction house is a bit too much!

Even installed a bug in the customer's private room to speculate on the customer's purchase intention!

Then the people who suddenly increased by nearly 200 million star coins must be entrusted by the auction house, right? ! !

Job has always been intolerant of these things, and immediately wanted to complain to the consumer association branch of Planet Feinarfin, but was stopped by Gu Qiu's eyes, but Gu Qiu also had her plans, after all, this sugarcane, for her It is inevitable!

Then Gu Qiu saw that after he raised the price to 1 million star coins, the bidding price stayed at [-] million, and no one dared to raise the price anymore. At this time, Gu Qiu was really sure that all of this was done by the auction house. Although the ghost had a smile on his face at the moment, his eyes were as cold as ice.

"The guest in room 1 bid [-] million star coins! Is there any guest who wants to increase the price?!"

Seeing such a small bundle of plants sold for such a high price, the host in red thought about his commission this time, and the smile on his face became brighter and brighter. Customers mark up.

It's just that this 1 million star coin is already considered the ultimate for a small auction house like Planet Feinarfin, so after the host in red waited for more than a dozen episodes, and saw that no one continued to increase the price, he restrained his face slightly. With a smile on his face, he knocked three times in a row, and finally made a final decision, setting the transaction price at [-] million star coins.

But at this time, the people in other rooms looked at Gu Qiu's room with some wrong eyes. It can be calculated that Room 1 has already sold hundreds of millions of items in this auction house!

However, although this auction house is small, it has all internal organs and internal organs, and the room barrier is also very strong. It adopts the latest technology produced by the Federation, so no matter how much people in other rooms explore, they will not be able to see the true faces of Gu Qiu and Job. .

Because after the auction house played this hand, Gu Qiu also lacked interest in the following items, but there was really nothing that interested Gu Qiu in the end, so until the end of the auction, Gu Qiu kept rubbing on his shoulders. Qin Shuyao's hair on the bed was silent without saying a word.

Qin Shuyao felt that Gu Qiu was in a bad mood, then raised her head, and looked at Gu Qiu, acting coquettishly and cutely, knowing that Gu Qiu liked her little milk voice, she leaned close to Gu Qiu's ear, softly She screamed softly, and gently rubbed Gu Qiu's face with her forehead, and licked Gu Qiu's chin.

Gu Qiu was in a bad mood at first, but now he looked down at Qin Yue with his watery cat eyes blinking, and looked at him straight in the eye, as if he was her whole world. Qin Shuyao's pink nose smiled and said:

"Baby 'General' is so nice! Mama won't be angry anymore! It would be great if Mama had baby 'General'!"

Here, Gu Qiu smiled again because of Qin Shuyao, but Qiao Bu, who was sitting on the sofa on the other side, kept his face sullen. Finally, after the auction ended, the two stood up together and went to the auction house At the place where the items were handed over, I paid directly, and watched them deliver the items to Interstellar Express and then turned around and left, without giving the staff any chance to flatter or curry favor.

Anyway, this auction house is over this time, and after this move, it is equivalent to a one-shot sale. After that, the world is gone!

After taking their things and leaving, the two walked outside to the place where the private aircraft was parked. After Job took a look at Gu Qiu and brought her throne, he couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth:

"Qiu, does the public aircraft really make you so uncomfortable? You can bring the throne, so how long did it take you to fly here?!"

Gu Qiu thought for a while: "Not much, just half a day."

Job: ...

Job, who was choking on Gu Qiu, couldn't say what was wrong with Gu Qiu. After calming down and taking a deep breath, he took out his optical brain and directly poked the communication of the artificial customer service of Feinarfin Planet Consumers Association.

Gu Qiu was not in a hurry to leave, but stood aside and played with the 'general' from time to time and waited, but he did not expect that Job's face became even more ugly after hanging up the communication.

"Qiu, the customer service of the Fenarfin Consumers Association branch rejected my complaint!"

"Rejected? Shouldn't they go to the field to investigate first?!" Gu Qiu was also a little surprised when he heard what Job said.

In StarCraft, generally speaking, the customer service attitude of these institutions serving the people is excellent. After all, in StarCraft, human rights are very important. First agree, then probe, and give an answer as quickly as possible.

However, Gu Qiu did not expect that the customer service on the planet Fenarfin would directly refuse to complain.

"To be precise, they rejected my complaint rather tactfully, but from their point of view, I think this auction house should have benefited the Consumers Association..." Job said with an ugly face.

Gu Qiu nodded, and then said to Job: "Since that's the case, then Job, please investigate whether this planet is really colluding with this auction house. If it is true, then face Feinarfin Planet, all vegetables and fruits will increase in price by 5%!"

"Kit me for 2000 million, I want them to pay me back a thousand times! A hundred times!"

"As for the person in charge behind this auction house...after we ask Feinarfin to help him pay back these star coins, then..."

After hearing Gu Qiu's words, Job was taken aback for a moment, and then finally put a smile on his face.

"That's right, since the planet Feinarfin has protected this auction house so much, then let them pay for the mistakes made by the auction house!"

"It's Qiu, you have a solution! When the time comes, they have almost paid back what they owed us, and we will expose the cause of this matter!"

"At that time, the entire StarCraft will know that this auction house eavesdropped on the privacy of the guests, speculated on the intentions of the guests, and secretly asked for a price increase... Hmph! At that time, I will see who dares to cover him!"

Gu Qiu looked at Qiao Bu's mood, and his face was not so ugly, so he sent out the invitation:

"Okay, there's no need to be angry about these things, but it's only 2000 million. Anyway, the wool will always come from the sheep! How about it? Do you want to sit on my planet this time?"

"I'll give you a taste of my new goodies!"

Job's eyes lit up immediately: "Qiu is talking about those bamboos?!"

Gu Qiu: ...

Gu Qiu endured it, and finally couldn't help correcting him and said:

"That's not bamboo! That host has no knowledge, but dares to say anything nonsense, that's called sugar cane!"

"Sugar cane?! Edible thing?!"

After Qiao Bu finished speaking, Gu Qiu didn't say anything, but Qin Shuyao moved her ears, raised her head from Gu Qiu's arms, and looked at Gu Qiu with blinking eyes, the meaning in her eyes was self-evident .Gu Qiu smiled and touched Qin Shuyao's head, and said:

"Little greedy cat! This time you are blessed! You have always been fond of sweets, and this sugar cane is your favorite sweet thing! But I still have some left to make seeds, so I can only give you a taste! But I will still make it How about other dishes? Job, are you going?"

Job nodded, "I want to! I want to! I want to go! Qiu invited me to your planet, I want to go no matter what! Even if there is no new variety, it is already impossible to eat the dishes made by Qiu. Very happy!"

"Well, okay, let's come together. Anyway, I have already made enough weight to cook for the 'General' and the big eater at home in the past few days, and there will be no more than you!" Gu Qiu said, He walked towards his throne.

Job: Inexplicably feel that he was broken by the way? !

But even though he thought so much about Job, he still didn’t care. After all, it’s good for him to eat. He hasn’t eaten the food made by Qiu for a long time. When he thinks about the delicious food, he just feels like his mouth is watering. It's about to drip!

Afterwards, Job looked at Gu Qiu's throne and felt a little headache. This throne was a single-person flying machine specially set up by Wei Ran for Gu Qiu, and there was no room for Job.

Qiao Bu watched eagerly as Gu Qiu carried Qin Shuyao into the aircraft, and then the mechanical arm prepared the snacks for the two of them. Looking at the piles of delicious snacks, Qiao Bu Bu only felt that his saliva was about to flow down, and he knew that Qiu, a woman who likes to enjoy so much, would definitely prepare a lot of delicious food for him, but it was a pity that he had no food!

Just as Job was sighing and drooling in his heart, Gu Qiu turned on the aircraft and threw it down from above. A bag of sealed snacks fell into Job's arms, and Gu Qiu's crisp and sweet sound came from above. the sound of:

"Then Job, go to the docking point of the spaceship first, and wait for me!"

Afterwards, Job watched helplessly as Gu Qiu sat on the throne slowly, rose into the air at a very steady speed, and drifted away towards the distance.

Job: At such a slow speed, wouldn’t I starve to death when I get to the planet Striker? No wonder I have to give myself a small bag of snacks first, so that I can cushion myself first, right? ! !

It's a pity that Gu Qiu, who was far away, didn't know what Job was complaining about in his heart, because this time, although he got the two things he wanted during a bad trip to the auction house, the official attitude of Planet Feinerfun made Gu Qiu's heart ache. There was still a sense of air pressure, so looking at the scenes and things on the planet Fenarfin made Gu Qiu feel a little angry, and he didn't want to watch it again.

So, Qin Shuyao watched as Gu Qiu stuffed herself with a small snack, and then pressed a hidden small button on the throne. Then, behind the throne, a pair of wide wings spread out, and it seemed that the entire throne was in the shape of Streamlined, afterward, Gu Qiu thought for a while and pressed the red button again.

As a result, the throne flew up at a speed invisible to the naked eye.

However, although the speed of the throne this time is not inferior to the speed of the public aircraft, it does not feel uncomfortable at all, because the entire throne is extremely stable, without even a little trembling.

Even in order to prevent the people inside from getting dizzy when they see the high-speed moving scene outside, the display screen automatically turns off the transmission of the outside scene and plays light music that makes people feel happy.

The unpleasant trip to the auction house ended like this, and in a distant strange star field, a military spaceship with extremely high-end configuration was parked in space.

Although the entire spacecraft remains motionless in space, it consumes even more fuel than normal navigation just because it needs to remain motionless in space.

But in this spaceship, the whole ship was very quiet, as if there was no one there.

The only popular place is in the cockpit.

Ron controlled the spaceship with a serious face. After seeing that the fuel displayed on the spaceship was close to 1%, a smile finally appeared on his face.

It would be exhausting to get the fuel of this spaceship to 1%. The spaceship has been floating aimlessly in space for nearly a day and a night. If he hadn't had many years of experience in flying spaceships, he might have been lost in the space. In this vast space!

And now his mission has finally been completed, and he can retire!

Ron glanced at the display screen that kept alarming again, took out a card from his chest, swiped it on the wall of the cockpit, then went straight to the bottom of the spaceship, and took out a rescue capsule.

After Ron set his coordinates calmly and steadily, he lay himself in with a satisfied smile on his face.

After completing this task, I can finally go home!

Thinking of the generous reward, and waiting for him to go back, and his childhood sweetheart, Ron felt that this adventure was worth it!

However, what Ron didn't know was that just after he entered the rescue cabin, the moment the rescue cabin door closed, a mechanical arm raised a syringe and injected it into his neck without anyone controlling it. an unknown liquid.

And Ron, under the effect of this liquid, kept his satisfied smile, and stayed in his imaginary dream forever.

Subsequently, the rescue capsule was launched and plunged into the vast space.

And in one of the most exquisitely decorated rooms on the spaceship, Zheng Chun lay flat on the bed, breathing steadily, as if he was asleep.

It's just that she didn't know if she had some kind of nightmare, and her two bushy eyebrows were tightly wrinkled together.

"Yes, yes, spy!"

Zheng Chun suddenly opened his eyes wide, and then looked at the strange room. He felt uncomfortable for a while, and then realized that he was on the spaceship, and this was his own room...

No, not right!

This room was specially reserved for the 'General', how could he be here? !

He was trying his best to recall what happened before he lost consciousness, and when he finally got his memory back, he rushed into the cockpit in a hurry.

Because he has the right to use the spaceship, even if he doesn’t have the exclusive card for the cockpit, he can get in with his identity card, but after entering, he can see the fuel alarm on the display screen jumping directly from 1% to 0%, Zheng Chun I just feel like my whole heart is going cold.

"How could it be, how could it be like this?!" Zheng Chun was naturally not very proficient in piloting spaceships, but he knew that every spaceship had spare fuel, so he hurried over and danced his fingers on the buttons.

What Zheng Chun didn't expect was that of the 4 spare fuel tanks, two were exhausted and two were destroyed!

"Damn it! Ron waits for me to go back and kill you!" Zheng Chun, who has always disliked swearing, cursed involuntarily when he saw this scene.

Fortunately, one of the depleted fuel tanks still had 2% fuel due to Ron's haste.

Probably, Ron didn't expect Zheng Chun to wake up early.

After Zheng Chun set up the fuel tank, he canceled the order for the spaceship to stop and set it in the designated direction. After moving forward, his face was ugly, and he hurriedly went to other rooms.

2% fuel is enough for him to escape, but he still has comrades!

They are the soldiers he brought out this time, and he wants to ensure that they all go back in full!