Difficult to be a teacher [Comprehensive]

Zhou Wen sighed for a long time, sighed again, lying on the bed flipping pancakes, full of sadness.He knew clearly that the flag could not be erected casually, food could be eaten indiscriminately, and words could not be spoken indiscriminately, so he just uttered a few nonsense words, and in the end it came true.

"Mom, what's the matter with you? Don't you want to eat today?" A seven or eight-year-old young lady ran to Zhou Wen's bed, her big eyes were full of worry.

Zhou Wen turned over, faced inside, with his back to Xiao Zhengtai, and adopted a non-violent and non-cooperative attitude: "Don't eat, I'll forget it if I starve to death." That's right, he always said he didn't want to be an old man in the last world, but now he is young. He is quite young, but there are two lumps of flesh on his chest, and the rest is missing a lump of flesh. His gender has changed.

He is such a big girl with yellow flowers, he doesn't even have a partner, and now his son is seven years old.Don't say anything, the man doesn't flick his tears easily, just because he hasn't reached the sad place.

Zhou Wen silently shed two sad tears, but it frightened the little Zhengtai who climbed into bed and wanted to have a face-to-face conversation with his mother.

Xiao Zhengtai gently pushed Zhou Wen, choked up and said, "Mother, are you feeling unwell?"

Zhou Wen didn't even bother to lift his eyelids.

Seeing that he didn't make a sound, Xiaozheng guessed again: "Mother is angry because Daddy couldn't come back?"

Zhou Wen blocked his ears, don't tell him this sad fact, that cheap husband had better not come back for the rest of his life, he didn't want to fulfill his wife's obligations at all.Fortunately, he didn't come back, otherwise he would have to "murder his own husband".

However, Xiaozheng couldn't hear Zhou Wen's inner activities. He thought he had guessed what his mother was thinking, so he pretended to be a little adult and said: "Daddy and uncle guard the border and have no time to take care of the family. We have to be more considerate." Yes, they are great heroes who defend their home and country."

"Wen Guang, who taught you this? It's a set of words." Zhou Wen finally looked at his cheap son with a straight face.

Mrs. Xiaozheng, also known as Yang Wenguang, covered her face and said shyly: "The old lady said it."

"Mother, let's go eat." Yang Wenguang pushed Zhou Wen twice.

Zhou Wen still said ruthlessly, "No."

"Guiying, I'm losing my temper again." With the sound of pampering, 11 women walked in, and Taijun She, the highest authority in Tianbo Mansion, led eight daughter-in-laws and two daughters over.

It was only after Zhou Wen became Mu Guiying that he found out that the Yang family was apart from Qilang, and that Old Madam She had another son who died in battle.Eighth sister Yang and Jiumei Yang were originally married to their father's general, but they were not married yet, and that man also died in battle.After Zhou Wen's cheap husband also died, the twelve widows in this family were all together.fall! , Zhou Wen has only one reaction to this, is there a problem with the feng shui of this house?The men were all dead, and the women also went to battle, but they all came back with their tails full.If you want to save your life in the Yang family, you must either become a monk or go to the enemy country to marry another princess.

Now the only son of the Yang family is Yang Wenguang, like a fragile bud among a hundred flowers.After a group of women came in, they pinched his face and his ass again, loving him endlessly.

Facing such a group of widows with strong fighting power, Zhou Wen did not dare to treat them coldly.I had no choice but to get up from the bed, pull on my shoes, and greet the old lady and the others.

"It's my fault. The tired old lady came here in person." Zhou Wen drooped his head, so he didn't notice, and kept staring at his eyes.

"It's okay, you have been refusing to come to eat, and we don't come to have a look, so I don't feel at ease."

The women of the Yang family are forthright and informal, fully demonstrating what it means for a woman to hold up half the sky.

"I know you're feeling uncomfortable. You and Zongbao's children are so old, and the time you two stay together is only a few months. It was originally agreed that this time it's his turn to come to Beijing to face the saint. You little husband and wife The two can also be reunited, who would have thought that the Liao Kingdom would settle down, and Xixia would start to make trouble again." Old Madam She sighed and said gently.Looking at her appearance as a kind old lady, no one would have imagined that the former old Mrs. Yang was knocked down by her three punches and two kicks, and brought back to be her husband.

Mu Guiying's experience is similar to hers, so she loves this granddaughter-in-law very much.

"I really don't feel bad because of Yang Zongbao." Zhou Wen almost swears to God, please look at his sincere eyes, don't think too much, just think about it.He glanced resentfully at the women in this room, thinking, women, you don't understand the pain of a man becoming a woman.

But if you think about it this way, he has experienced much less pain than those modern transgender people, painless and without toxic side effects.The problem is, unlike those sisters, he doesn't want to be a woman at all!

None of the eleven widows present believed Zhou Wen's truth, and they laughed and joked again.They made Zhou Wen very embarrassed. He is not a friend of women, and he is the worst at communicating with girls.

Princess Chai, Mu Guiying's mother-in-law, took the initiative to invite Ying and said: "Old Madam, if you continue talking, Guiying will definitely get into the hole."

"No, I just want to hang the southeast branch on my own right now." Zhou Wen said with a cold face.

The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law wanted to say something intimate, but the old lady and others couldn't interrupt, so they left in a swarm, and took Xiao Wenguang away.

Lord Chai and Zhou Wen looked at each other, staring at each other, a bad feeling rose in Zhou Wen's heart, he said hesitantly: "No way, you..."

Tears slowly seeped from Lord Cheshire's eyes, and she hugged Zhou Wen, her soft chest collided with each other, and both of them blushed in embarrassment.

"Master, it's me." Princess Chai, that is, Sun Wukong, said without tears, "I don't know what went wrong, but I'm trapped in this body. If I had known earlier, I might as well stay in Tongling Baoyu It’s convenient here, and I can also accompany the master.”

Seeing that Wukong had the same fate as himself, Zhou Wen was unexpectedly comforted.It doesn't feel so miserable to have someone to share the suffering with.

Although he felt a little sorry for his apprentice, Zhou Wen was still in a weird mood.

"Having said that, it seems that you are the one who recognizes me first every time, obviously I have changed my shell." Zhou Wen was very curious about this.

"A master is a master. Except for a change in appearance, nothing else has changed at all." Sun Wukong replied inexplicably, because for him, the master is really easy to recognize.He took a deep breath: "The taste of the soul will not change."

"You are a monkey, not a roaring dog." Zhou Wen wanted to pat Monkey King's head affectionately, but he felt that he had nowhere to start, it was covered with hair accessories, and he was still not very good at dealing with women.

"My grandson has piercing eyes, and nothing can be hidden from these eyes. Master's walking posture, what movements he will make when he is bored, and so on. I know everything." Out.

"Lady." Zhou Wen helped to cover his skirt, "I'm wearing a skirt now, not a tiger skin skirt."

The two will also discuss strategies, so they can only go to eat first.The thirteen members of the Yang family all ate at the same table, and that scene was really spectacular.

Maybe it's because the widow's life is too boring, those women always want to have some fun, and they still have to fight for the food that is enough to eat.The chopsticks flew away, leaving only the afterglow.

Aunt Yang wanted to grab a chicken leg, but the one she picked was caught by Yang Sanniang, and the two began to compete for strength.Yang Wuniang wanted to eat green vegetables, but Yang Wuniang stretched out her chopsticks to stop her. The small chopsticks were like dexterous weapons, coming and going in mid-air.

"My aunt cheated!" Yang Wenguang yelled dissatisfiedly.

He is also a member of the food grabbing army, but unfortunately he is young and poor, and he is an elder, so he can tease him a few times.Yang Jiumei simply picked up the plate, but he couldn't reach it by bouncing around.

Faced with such a lively scene, Mrs. She laughed straight, no one dared to compete with her for food anyway.Many people in the court wanted to see their jokes, but the few widows of them lived better.

Seeing that Zhou Wen was still stunned, Sun Wukong didn't care about himself, so he hurriedly added food to the master's bowl.

"Hurry up and eat." Wukong urged.Because it is not easy for Wukong to be called Master in front of outsiders, and he cannot be called Guiying like others, so he vaguely omitted the address.

However, he was still a step too late, it was already too late, Eighth Sister Yang directly picked up Zhou Wen's job bowl, put it in her own bowl, and got to work together!

"Gui Ying, your skills have regressed a lot." Eighth Sister Yang showed her big white teeth and smiled, leaving Zhou Wen with an empty bowl with a few grains of white rice sticking to it.

Wukong wanted to leave his own food to the master, but he was not willing to be hungry, but Yang Qiniang stopped him.

"Liu Niang, you can't break the rules." Yang Qiniang blinked slyly, "What's more, Gui Ying said she didn't want to eat before, it's not good."

"..." What kind of broken rules is this, if you are not good enough, you will starve to death.

Yang Wuniang seemed to be able to read people's hearts. When fighting with her sister-in-law, she still didn't forget to add a sentence: "If you can't die of hunger, you can have enough rice, but it's not necessarily about meat, vegetables, or fish."

People were under the eaves and had to bow their heads. Zhou Wen squeezed out a smile and said to Wukong: "Don't worry about me, I will do it myself." After that, he rolled up his sleeves and participated in the family's daily food grabbing activities with high spirits.

Ten minutes later, Zhou Wen's clothes were covered with vegetable juice and oily flowers, and a piece of lotus root was tremblingly sandwiched between his chopsticks. This was his only fruit of labor.

"Gui Ying's skill has dropped a lot, isn't it uncomfortable today?" Zhou Wen's embarrassment finally aroused the sympathy of the elders, and one of them picked up a chopstick dish for him, and the inside of the bowl became sharp.

With tears in his eyes, Zhou Wen buried his head in cooking, purely ashamed.Is it easy for him to be a big man?You can't compete with a group of female men for food. You deserve to be the female general of the Yang family who overthrew the Liao and Xixia armies with weapons.

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Zhou Wen, who couldn't grab the female man, was crying.