Difficult to be a teacher [Comprehensive]

It was another silent night. Zhou Wen returned home with his grandson and old friends. His cheap wife actually gained weight several times before leaving. It seems that life without a wife is very nourishing.After all, she is the only one in the family, there are no tigers in the mountains, and monkeys are called kings. Although she is a bit lonely, she can do whatever she wants and eat whatever she wants, so she naturally becomes fatter.

As soon as Zhou Wen and the others came back this week, Jia Rui's grandmother changed back to her submissive appearance again.Even if Zhou Wen didn't let her serve meals and change clothes after Zhou Wen came, she couldn't feel at ease.Even if the status is as high as Mrs. Wang, she still has to wait on the sidelines when Jiamu eats with a few girls who have not left the cabinet. She has worked hard for decades and dare not slack off.As for those aunts, they are not even qualified to serve people.This made Zhou Wen couldn't help but think of what Mr. Lu Xun said, this is an era when you can't be a slave if you want to be a slave.

He can't take care of others for the time being, at least let the cheap grandson learn to respect women, don't think that women should pay for everything, be a chauvinistic pig, and let women serve you like servants without wages.We must know that the wages of nannies in modern society are very high, and the supply exceeds demand!

Fortunately, Jia Rui was still in the period of adolescence when the psychological changes were relatively severe, and Zhou Wen was able to slowly break back the crooked little tree.Because of the existence of old man Yue, Zhou Wen also asked the other party to teach Jia Rui jade carving, sharpen his temper, and feel the gentleman's spirit of jade in the process.

At night, Zhou Wen entered the dream again. Because the dream was too long and continuous, he could no longer distinguish the dream from the reality.In the barren western land, Zhou Wen, named Zhunti and Yingyin, started their own journey of practice.When Pangu transformed into all things, there were very few resources allocated to the west, and the overall strength of the creatures born in the west was not as good as that in the east.Looking at it all the way, most of them are animals and plants that have not yet activated their minds. Even if they have a little success in cultivation, they hide when they see Zhou Wen.

This contrast became even more obvious when they reached the eastern border.

In the boundary of Buzhou Mountain, Zhou and Wen met three men: old, middle-aged, and young.They claimed to be Taishang, Yuanyuan and Tongtian respectively, and they were noble with their feet. The three of them were formed by a ray of green energy from Pangu's past.When the two sides met, Zhou Wen was wearing a chic robe, and Jie Yin was wearing loose clothes similar to monk's robes.But on the other hand, the three of them, although they were born with a sense of shame, they just covered their private parts with animal skins.

When the three of them saw Zhou Wen's clothes, their expressions changed slightly. They didn't think anything was wrong before, but now they looked like uncivilized animals.

On the other hand, Taishang stroked his long beard, and said with a smile: "I don't know that a fellow daoist came suddenly. The three of us haven't washed and changed our clothes yet. It's really inappropriate. Please wait a moment, fellow daoist. Long, let's go Change into clothes that can meet customers."

Zhou Wenxin thought it was true, and suddenly realized: "So you wear such clothes when you sleep, don't the animal skins feel panicky?"

"No, I think it's quite cool." Tong Tian, ​​who looked like a boy, said cheerfully. He was wearing an animal skin skirt, and his crotch was very cool.

With an iceberg face, Yuanyuan snorted, and Tongtian remained silent.

On the contrary, Jie Yin has a quick mind and a lot of eyes, so how could he not know the embarrassment of Taishang and the other three?It's just that he was so wilted, he kept it in his heart and didn't say anything.

When the three of Sanqing returned to their cave, they changed their clothes and came out, wrapped tightly, just like Zhou Wen.The boy Tongtian tugged at his clothes uncomfortably, the same as the reception reaction when he just put on his clothes.

Zhou Wen praised Taishang politely: "Old man, you are very suitable for wearing such clothes, and you are more handsome than your son and grandson."

"..." Taishang said, this is embarrassing.

Tong Tian burst out laughing, and said: "The two of them are my elder brother and second elder brother. What do you call son and grandson?" There is no marriage yet, let alone the relationship of offspring.Everyone referred to each other as brothers and sisters, so they couldn't understand Zhou Wen's words at all.

Zhou Wen tilted his head, and was also a little confused. He actually spit out such unfamiliar words.He has forgotten that his body is the World Tree, but he is born knowing what kind of clothes he wants to wear and what kind of words to say.Other people's inheritance, at most, is knowing how to practice.

Because of embarrassment, Zhou Wen and Sanqing didn't talk much, and left in a hurry. Buzhou Mountain is indeed a good place. In addition to Sanqing, there are two brothers and sisters Fuxi and Nuwa living on the other side of the mountain. Zhou Wen At that time, I just saw the two brothers and sisters arguing, and the younger sister, Nuwa, smashed half of the mountain with a punch.

Zhou Wen's outstretched friendly feet retracted silently, and smiled dryly at Jie Yin, who claimed to be the eldest brother: "Haha, I suddenly thought that we have been traveling for a long time, and it is time to go home and have a look. At least we have to find someone like them." It’s good to have a home like this to find a permanent residence in Dongfu, brother.”

"Okay, okay, you're right." The shrewd guide agreed to everything when he heard that his younger brother rarely called him big brother.

Even though the oriental aura is strong, there are many Taoist friends to communicate with, and there are also many innate magic weapons to snatch.But the golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as their own kennels, and Jieyin also misses the place where he and Zhou Wen grew up.

Returning to the place where they were born, Zhou Wen re-rooted his bodhi tree in the ground, which was the most comfortable rest for him.

Seeing that the younger brother wanted to rest, he consciously changed back to his original shape and rolled hard in the field to increase the aura in the field.

Zhou Wen was stretching his root system, and no clods or stones could stop him, and they were smashed into powder one after another.But at this moment, he encountered an obstacle, and Zhou Wen dragged the stone out of the ground with a tree root.Jieyin also leaned over curiously.

"What is this?" Jieyin tapped, licked again, and then spat it out.

Neither of them saw it wrong. The white piece was something like a stone, and it quietly moved towards Zhou Wen by an imperceptible distance.

This thing is stronger than a stone, and it is white all over. It is a big piece, very beautiful, but it looks a bit like a crystal bone.Zhou Wen couldn't love such a rock, so he pointed at it, and said to his elder brother, "I'll sleep on it from now on, you should find another bed yourself."

"Come on, what's so good about this hard thing? I'll lend you my brother's chest, okay?" Jie Yin felt extremely wronged, wishing he could turn that stone into powder and disappear immediately.When they were practicing outside, both of them fell asleep on their feet, but now his welfare has been lost, and the lovely brother is about to leave him, so sad.

Zhou Wen glared at him, really, when did he lie down and sleep on his chest?This brother is really out of tune.

He could cheat others outside, but at home he could only be bullied and seduced, so he looked back aggrievedly, seeing that Zhou Wen didn't intend to stop him, so he found a place to sleep next to Zhou Wen.In fact, with their supernatural power, it doesn't matter if they don't sleep for decades or hundreds of years, but for some reason, Brother has developed a quirk of going to sleep when it gets dark, so he can only risk his life to accompany the gentleman.

Zhou Wen patted the big rock and threatened: "I know you are conscious, now smooth it out for me, I want to sleep. Take care of me, and you will benefit from it in the future."

Originally sharp and sharp, the big hard white stone has silently changed its shape, and its appearance is comparable to the white jade bed of the little dragon girl.Zhou Wen was overjoyed, lay down on the bed, and let out a long and comfortable sigh.

"Ah, this is life." Zhou Wen spread out his long arms and legs and arranged them in big characters.Then put away his limbs and roll on the bed.

Obviously, it was the first time that the big rock was treated like this by others, so it was a little overwhelmed and trembled slightly.It was slapped by Zhou Wen and shouted: "Don't move." Then it didn't dare to move.

I don't know the origin of this magical big rock. Zhou Wen lay on it, his body filled with wanton and familiar spiritual power, and he groaned in comfort.Having fun alone is not as good as enjoying it with others. Zhou Wen discovered the benefits of this, so he naturally wanted to beckon him to come up and try it out.

As soon as Jieyin's eyes lit up, he was about to rush over.He is not interested in this magical stone, but being able to fall asleep with brother is the happiest thing for him.

But obviously, the stone bed was very unfriendly to Jieyin, so he took Zhou Wen out for a long time.I'm afraid that the salty pig's hand that will be attracted will touch its white skin.

It wouldn't let it touch it, but it insisted on touching it instead, chasing behind the stone bed persistently.The stone bed moved quickly, leaving only an afterimage.

After guiding him to toss enough, the stone bed returned to its original position.

Zhou Wen was amused by this pair of live treasures.

It is also fun to touch his bald head back and forth, and he is happy because his brother is popular.

Received the quotation and said: "It seems that this thing is destined to be with you. Now it's done. It runs so fast that it doesn't even need to fly in the air."

"Well, it saves trouble and effort." Zhou Wen put his hands under his head, looked at the starry sky, and gradually closed his eyes.

Early in the morning, Zhou Wen, who had slept peacefully all night, opened his eyes, but found a very embarrassing thing.

It's not a physiological phenomenon that most men experience every morning.Instead, he discovered that Monkey King had changed back to his original appearance at some point, and directly embraced the slender Zhou Wen in his arms.

Zhou Wen patted Sun Wukong's seemingly thin but muscular chest. With his fleshy body, it's no wonder he felt the bed was hard and dreamed all night.