Difficult to be a teacher [Comprehensive]

Beads of sweat moistened the ground under his body one by one. Jia Rui was wearing a bunt without sleeves, and was doing push-ups on the open ground again and again.With the ups and downs of Jia Rui's movements, smooth muscle lines were clearly visible, and his originally pale complexion had turned into a light tan.Meanwhile, the juniors who had to rest for a while because of the intensity of the training looked at Jia Rui with admiration while counting the number for him.

Jia Rui was proud of himself, and his body seemed to be more vigorous.In just a short period of time, he was completely reborn, from a frail grandson to a strong young man, even his height was raised by a section, making him stand out from the crowd.Although Jia Rui's current skin color and body shape are not the mainstream aesthetics, it makes people feel very responsible and safe when they look at it.

At the last moment, Jia Rui could no longer lift his heavy arms. He lay on the ground with a smile on his face, not too dirty. The three-month special training life had made them rough.

Zhou Wen stood on the edge of the forest outside and waved at Jia Rui.

Jia Rui slipped up from the ground, patted the dust off his body, gave some instructions to his juniors, and ran over.

Zhou Wen asked gently: "Are you wearing enough pants recently? It's getting cold, so pay attention to your body."

Jia Rui was a little baffled. Suddenly, he thought of something bad, his expression suddenly changed, and he said in a panic, "Grandfather, could it be you?"

"This is the third pair of pants you lost this month." Zhou Wen nodded.He had to say that Jia Rui was a seedling with particularly good physical fitness, and he was quite energetic. After training so hard every day, he still had the energy to think about these things.

"It turns out that you picked up all my obscene pants! How could you do this!" Jia Rui yelled in a broken voice.Compared with his juniors, who were still teenagers, he had already entered puberty for a long time, so it was inevitable that he would sometimes encounter such embarrassing things in the morning, and his pants were already dirty when he woke up.But he didn't have time to wash his pants directly, so he could only throw them in the woods where no one went, and then take them back to wash them when he had time.After all, he was embarrassed to leave his pants inside the house, and the smell was still obvious.As a result, his pants were lost...

"You litter the trash casually. In order not to damage the environment, I picked it up with branches and burned it. And I didn't say it all the time to prevent you from being shy." Zhou Wen said that he is not a pervert. Underpants.

Jia Rui held his head and collapsed even more. It turned out that it was his obscene pants that were burned. At that time, he wondered what the fire was doing in the summer, and thought that his grandfather had thought of a new recruit to torment them.

Zhou Wen picked up Jia Rui's obscene pants with a branch and handed them over.In fact, he is also worried. He remembers that this cheap grandson died by masturbating himself.So he paid special attention to Jia Rui's physical problems, and even took the initiative to ask: "How about, which girl do you like, and grandfather asks a matchmaker to propose marriage for you?" It's not a good time to find a girlfriend or fall in love these days, so go early Get married to avoid seeing Wang Xifeng's poisonous beauty snake in the future.

"It's nothing, Grandpa, don't think about it." Jia Rui snatched his obscene pants and ran away in a hurry, even if his tanned face was blushing, he couldn't tell.

"Hey! Don't rush away, let's chat!"

Zhou Wenerkang called Jia Rui with his hands, and his words made him stagger. After standing still, Jia Rui ran even faster.Zhou Wen had no one to chat with, so he could only discuss with Wukong.

"Wukong, I think I have to teach this child well. In the future, I have to love and respect my wife. I can't mess around. It doesn't look like it." Zhou Wen couldn't help nodding when he thought of this. You said normal people would see it. Are you going to fuck your own sister-in-law?The men in this book are not taboo about meat and vegetables, men and women, it is really unbearable for Zhou Wen, who has a more traditional concept.

Sun Wukong immediately replied: "Master is right, but Jia Rui doesn't seem to want to talk about these things with Master." In fact, in his opinion, this problem is very easy to solve. If he sticks down, Jia Rui's evil roots will be reborn. I can't even move, so it's okay.Sun Wukong, who is still very innocent now, deals with this problem simply and rudely, without any understanding of the importance of it to men.

The problem is that the Golden Cudgel has been connected with him for a long time. As soon as he has this idea, the Golden Cudgel is very annoyed. It is such a noble artifact, how can it touch mortals? !So the golden cudgel was pounded three inches below Sun Wukong's navel as a punishment.Sun Wukong blinked his eyelids suspiciously, not understanding what the golden cudgel was doing.He has already cultivated a body of copper skin and iron bones, and the most vulnerable part of a man has also been cultivated to be very strong, and he does not feel pain.

"You're bored too, stay aside obediently, and I'll play with you later." Sun Wukong touched the slippery golden cudgel and comforted him. He thought the golden cudgel was acting like a baby, but now he wants to accompany Master Speaking, temporarily ignore the golden cudgel.

"Wukong, you don't understand that if these puberty problems are not properly guided, they may cause serious consequences. I have actually prepared them for a long time, but it is a pity that they have been used all the time." Zhou Wen said with a little regret.

He was originally just a primary school teacher, so he didn't have to consider the psychological problems of adolescent boys and girls.Later, when he arrived at Sanxing Cave, he had to prepare for a group of older disciples. After all, there was a serious yang and yin decline in the mountain gate, and it would be bad if something went wrong.However, to his surprise, everyone became more pure-minded and ascetic in their practice, and they didn't say that these problems required him to provide psychological counseling.

Later, he went to the side of young master Hu Hai, and he didn't need to be responsible for it. It wasn't until he met Jia Rui, who might die by himself, that his preparations came in handy.Jia Rui doesn't cooperate yet, he can use Wukong to practice his skills.Maybe there was something like Zixia Fairy during the time he left, Zhou Wen's heart of gossip was completely aroused at this time.

Zhou Wen simply found a big rock and sat down: "Wukong, you are also 60 or [-] years old this year. If you have any shy little troubles, please tell Master. Don't worry, I will definitely not tell others."

Monkey King was also helpless, and shouted with a drawn out voice: "Master——"

"Come on, come on." Zhou Wen urged.

After all, Sun Wukong still couldn't refuse his master's acting like a baby, so he could only utter a few words through his teeth: "I have never had that kind of situation."

Now Zhou Wen was shocked. When he was still using Bodhi's body, there would still be slight reactions every few years. Wukong has lived for five or sixty years, but he hasn't had a single reaction?

"Wukong, is there something wrong with your body? Do you feel uncomfortable?" Zhou Wen held the psychic jade with both hands, and checked it over and over, as if he was checking Monkey King's body.

Sun Wukong roared: "I am very strong!"

"Being strong doesn't mean you're worthy. We can't hide our illnesses from doctors. Doctors don't treat themselves. I know you know some medical skills, but..."

Monkey King closed off the connection with the outside world in embarrassment.He sat down cross-legged, and thought angrily: "The golden cudgel weighs [-] jin, who can be as powerful as him? It's all the master's fault, saying that what is there is not." The more he thought about it, the more complex his face became. Hong, he doesn't want to mate with a female monkey. Master is getting more and more verbose.Master raised these questions as if nothing had happened, which made Wukong very unhappy for some reason. He didn't understand this kind of psychology, so he could only sulk all by himself.

Zhou Wen touched his head in embarrassment, it's too bad, it made the apprentice angry, and once Wukong closed the connection with the outside world, he couldn't even coax him.It just so happened that he recently found the best jade carving master to see if he could grind the jade.He tried throwing jade, smashing jade, burning jade, etc. before, but all failed.

In the distant Jia's mansion, Pozu Taoist and Laitou monk were honored as honored guests, and they were invited to come in to see a doctor for the drowsy Jia Baoyu.

The author has something to say:

I have recently learned how to pull Sha, but I don’t know if it works or not, but my neck hurts when I touch it. ╮(╯_╰)╭, curiosity killed the cat.