Difficult to be a teacher [Comprehensive]

However, the ideal is very fulfilling, but the reality is very skinny. No amount of persuasion will work. Zhou Wen secretly gave the Great Sage a thumbs up. It's gone early.Zhou Wen, who was in a state of brain-dead fan, said very unscrupulously: "Actually, my surname was originally Sun, but I changed my surname to Zhou later to avoid some talents."

"Really?" Monkey King blinked his eyes, with a suspicious expression of "Although I am young, don't lie to me".

Zhou Wen nodded firmly, but in his heart he was thinking of his father under the nine springs, so don't blame me.

"It turns out that your name is Sun Wen. This name is really nice. Sun Wukong, Sun Wen, how nice!" Sun Wukong jumped up and down happily in the water curtain cave.

"..." Zhou Wen couldn't laugh or cry, Mr. Sun Yat-sen, I'm sorry.He said why his name was so familiar after he pretended to be Sun.

"Cough cough." Zhou Wenqing coughed twice, attracting the attention of Monkey King who couldn't rest for a moment.

"What's wrong with you? Are you sick?"

"It's just to attract other people's attention." Zhou Wen explained that although Sun Wukong is smart, he has not been influenced by a complicated social environment after all. "Wukong, are you willing to worship me as a teacher? Go back to the three-star cave on the oblique moon with me?" He has already After thinking about it, since Monkey King is destined to venture outside, he doesn't have to stay here like an ordinary monkey and live an ordinary and happy life.But he was still a little worried, after all, Sun Wukong's appearance was very different from other apprentices, would he be discriminated against... Forget it, he should take care of him more.

After listening to Zhou Wen's words, Monkey King nodded thoughtfully, indicating that he was taught.Then there was great joy, Kneeling on the ground, Kowtowing three times: "I am willing, Master, I am willing!"

Zhou Wen's heart skipped a beat, startled by the sound of kowtowing.He hurriedly helped Monkey King up and said, "I don't like kowtowing here, just bend over and bow your hands when you meet."

Sun Wukong closed his thin fists and arched his hands, with a playful smile, quite like a monkey performing a monkey show on the side of the road.To be honest, the little monkey has a hairy face and a thunderous mouth, which is a bit scary, but after seeing too much, it is also ugly and cute. Zhou Wen firmly refuses to admit that this is his fan filter effect.

Said he wanted to take Monkey King back to the mountain gate, but Zhou Wen led him to live in Shuilian Cave for a while.He is quite happy to travel to Beijing but live in the Forbidden City.

Sleeping Zhou Wen felt his nose itchy, rubbed it with his fingers, turned over and continued to sleep.But still can't get rid of that feeling.

Zhou Wen opened his eyes unhappily, and a monkey head got very close to him. "Ho!" Zhou Wen screamed in fright, cold sweat broke out on his back.But soon, he realized that this face was the monkey face of his male god, even if it appeared suddenly, he couldn't show fear, and it wasn't a ghost.

"Wukong..." Zhou Wen yelled helplessly, "You went to bed very late last night, why did you wake up so early tonight?" Sun Wukong was so energetic that Zhou Wen was frightened, and he pestered him to tell stories in the middle of the night. It's very powerful, but the soul still maintains the habit of ordinary people, talking and talking, it can't hold it anymore and falls asleep.The key to this situation is not one or two days, but five or six days.

"Master, don't you say that the early bird catches the worm. Look, the peaches I picked for you are very sweet."

"Then let me tell you another sentence, the early worms are eaten by the birds." Zhou Wen tiredly pushed Monkey Face and Tao Zi away, he finally understood the joke he had seen before.A girl secretly recorded her crush's voice as an early wake-up alarm clock, and a month later... the girl is no longer infatuated with her male god.

"I won't be reduced to a bug to be eaten." Sun Wukong said unhappily.

"Okay, you are a dragon, not a worm." Zhou Wen tidied up his clothes and said perfunctory while washing.

"I don't care about being a dragon, I'm just a monkey, and no one will dare to despise me in the future." Sun Wukong said confidently, and his three-headed body grew into nine-headed body in an instant.

Zhou Wen rinsed his mouth, secretly thinking that the great saint is really high-spirited, which is admirable.So he rubbed Monkey King's head appreciatively, and carefully asked if Monkey King washed.No way, this monkey doesn't like to talk about hygiene by nature. Compared with wild monkeys, Sun Wukong's habits are already very good, but Zhou · Human · Love Clean · Wen is still not satisfied.He strongly suspects that the four masters and apprentices probably didn't brush their teeth and wash their faces very much for more than ten years on the road of learning scriptures, and there were no such conditions.

"Hee hee, I rinsed my mouth." Sun Wukong grinned, but Zhou Wen would not be fooled anymore. He caught the monkey who wanted to escape, and then rolled up his sleeves to do it himself, cleaning his teeth with willow branches.

About 3 minutes later, Zhou Wen patted the little monkey's butt, let him go, and said, "Okay, let's go play."

Sun Wukong bared his teeth uncomfortably. It felt strange after brushing his teeth every time, but if the master brushed for him, he could barely bear it.

After a while, after confirming that Monkey King's body was incomparably strong and there would be no problems, Zhou Wen prepared to pack the monkey away.Sun Wukong looked at the ashes and leftovers in the water curtain cave, his big eyes showed deep reluctance, this was his first home.However, he still remembered the scene when Master didn't intend to have him at the beginning, and the sense of crisis made him follow Zhou Wen closely. Master should be the master for all major and minor matters in the family.

Zhou Wen didn't know that he had unknowingly established the position of the head of the family. He touched his nose in embarrassment. As the head of Fangcun Mountain in Lingtai (self-proclaimed), ten and a half months have passed after playing like this. So irresponsible.

To be on the safe side, Zhou Wen still grabbed some soil in Huaguo Mountain, in case Monkey King, who was only a few months old, would not accept the mountain and soil when he arrived at Lingtai.Apparently his worries were unfounded. Sun Wukong has a particularly solid body, and he was not afraid of heights when he rode the Red Cloud with Zhou Wen.Bai Yu was also surprised how the ancestor came back so soon this time, he thought it would take a year or so.Zhou Wen is still an ordinary person's view of time, how can he understand that there is no time for practice.

Sun Wukong saw the strange seniors, all of them were heroic and strange-looking, and he looked at his little fur paws, feeling a little shy.

"My apprentices are ranked according to the vast wisdom, true as the sea of ​​nature, and Yingwu Yuanjue. These are the seniors of your Yingzi generation and Wuzi generation." Zhou Wen felt that Monkey King was uncomfortable, rubbed his head, and gently Introduced.

Sun Wukong raised his smiling face, cupped his hands, and greeted all the brothers.According to the rules, the seniors took away the hairy junior, leaving Zhou Wen alone, and he was abandoned again... Fell, he finally understood why the retired old man wanted to find a job, it was absolutely boring.

Sun Wukong and several young disciples lived among the verandahs. They were so busy going around every day, learning language etiquette with all the seniors, lecturing scriptures and Taoism, practicing calligraphy and burning incense, every day.Finally, when I have free time, I sweep the ground and hoe the garden, plant flowers and trees, find firewood to light the fire, carry water and slurry, and prepare everything for everything.Luckily, the seniors arranged for him step by step according to his physical condition.

Zhou Wen reads with the bamboo slips in hand, more diligently than when he was in graduate school.No way, without the temptation of computers and mobile phones, he can only study.Moreover, the story books and novels have not yet been developed, and he can't play chess and Cuju with his apprentices. Life is really lonely like snow.Zhou Wen looked at the disciples who were learning to play the piano, dance the sword, and recite poems with a bit of resentment. Even though he stayed so close to them, no one came to him to play or ask questions.

"Master! Master!" Sun Wukong hopped over with a few big peaches in his hands, jumped onto Zhou Wen's body, and hugged Zhou Wen's neck affectionately, "Master, look at me picking peaches for you in the back mountain." Zhou Wen's neck sank due to his momentum, and he smiled helplessly and indulgently.

In an instant, the sound of the piano and the poem stopped, and the hilt of the sword fell from his hand.

"Junior brother, come down quickly!" The former little disciple Wu Xin reacted the fastest and was also courageous, and immediately called Wu Kong in a low voice.

Sun Wukong blinked, realized, and embarrassedly gave up a big peach: "I will bring it to my brothers next time, and this time it is mainly to honor Master."

"This heart is for the master, share it with your senior brothers." Zhou Wen took the initiative.

Sun Wukong pouted and gave the peaches to the senior brothers not very willingly, but if there were not enough peaches, he simply gave Wuxin to hug them.But when he rolled his eyes, he had another idea.

"Master, let's go to the back mountain to eat peaches together!" Monkey King wanted to jump on Zhou Wen again.

"Junior brother, you haven't finished your homework today." Ying Cong grabbed Sun Wukong's collar in time and left quickly. The little junior brother is really clever, and he still has the skills to play. It's time to give Wukong more weight.

Zhou Wen Erkang hands, he also wants to go to the farmhouse to pick peaches for fun.

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