Difficult to be a teacher [Comprehensive]

Zhou Wen drove Zhou Rui away, and just stared at the clump of bamboo outside the window in a daze.Jia Rui was very anxious when he was beside him. After all, if his grandfather lost his job in Jia's family school, the family would have no source of income.If you have no money, what do you eat and drink?Jia Rui looked at the back of his grandfather's head, his teeth itching, and regretted his firm will just now, thinking about it now, how good it would be to sell his grandfather to Ma Daopo for money.

Thinking of this, Jia Rui remembered Ma Daopo's order, and said bravely, "Grandfather, I have found a way to cure my grandmother's illness..."

Zhou Wen came back to his senses, looked at Jia Rui, and signaled him to continue talking with his eyes.

Jia Rui: "There is a Ma Daopo in the west of the city who specializes in treating all kinds of difficult and miscellaneous diseases. Please ask her to take a look at it for grandma. What do you think, grandfather?" Jia Rui was afraid that Zhou Wen would not agree, so he hurriedly said, "Ma Daopo's price is fair, and grandma's price is fair. It's not a solution to be unconscious like this, and not eat or drink, it's better to invite her to try."

Zhou Wen nodded happily: "Okay, let her come."

Jia Rui talked endlessly about the benefits of inviting Ma Daopo, Zhou Wen agreed so abruptly, he was taken aback for a moment, then overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "I'll go invite her right away." Then he ran out, afraid Zhou Wen regretted it.

Zhou Wen stroked his beard slowly, with a smile on his lips.He got up from his chair and went to the room of his Mrs. Cheap, who was no longer mad and was now asleep on the bed.He had already found out the spells that Jia Rui had hidden before, and burned them one by one.After the talisman paper was burnt, what was left was not ashes, but blackened blood, which had killed countless people.

Jia Rui's grandmother was only about fifty years old, and after all the troubles, she became haggard and old a lot.On the contrary, Zhou Wen's skin is becoming more and more youthful, and the two of them almost look like mother and son.Zhou Wen tucked the quilt for her, and estimated that the time was almost up, so he went out to meet the so-called Ma Daopo.Zhou Wen sneered, he wanted to see what tricks Jia Rui was playing.

Neither Jia Rui nor Ma Daopo thought that Zhou Wen would agree so readily, so Ma Daopo had to spend a lot of time just preparing the spells to be used, and it took a lot of time to dress up and change clothes.When Ma Daopo came out of the room, Jia Rui was about to collapse.

"Ma Daopo, what are you dawdling about, my grandfather..." Jia Rui couldn't say anything after seeing Ma Daopo's face, and was choked by his own saliva.What the hell is Ma Daopo doing? !Is she going to get rid of demons, or does she know monsters herself?

Ma Daopo opened her bloody mouth and laughed, she didn't know how much rouge was applied to her bright red lips and cheeks, and she also changed into a bright red satin dress, which was very tight at the waist, making her chest look like two Average big watermelon.

"How is it? Do you think I can do this? Do you need to draw your eyebrows again?" Ma Daopo pulled the corner of her clothes, blinking her eyes shyly and asked.Seeing that Jia Rui didn't respond for a long time, she wanted to rush into the room and prepare to touch up her makeup again.

Jia Rui hurriedly stopped him: "No, it's fine like this, great. Let's go, we can't keep my grandfather waiting for too long." Now the drawing is like a ghost. not worse?In order to save everyone's eyes, the young Jia Rui resolutely sacrificed his conscience.

"I haven't put on makeup for many years, but luckily I still have the skills." Ma Daopo was very satisfied with Jia Rui's reaction, lifted her chest, and went out in a high-spirited manner.

Most of the pedestrians I met along the way had the same reaction, and they retreated one after another and couldn't help staring at Ma Daopo.Jia Rui tried his best to walk against the wall, pretending that he and Ma Daopo didn't know each other.One of the two was eager to see his sweetheart, and the other wanted to leave this embarrassing place quickly, so they both walked very fast.

After a while, the two returned to Jia's house.Jia Rui led Ma Daopo into the yard, and Zhou Wen stood in the yard waiting.As soon as Ma Daopo entered the yard, what she saw was Zhou Wen with his hands behind his back, only showing half of his handsome face, and couldn't help shouting, "Jia Lang!"

Zhou Wen didn't even realize that the "Jia Lang" was calling him. He just turned around when he heard the sound, and the first thing that came into his eyes was Ma Daopo's face with heavy make-up and plump and round figure, all covered with red peppers.This appearance was too eye-catching, Zhou Wen immediately shifted his gaze, and put Ma Daopo in the blind spot of his vision.He remembered that this woman was the one who climbed over the wall to look at him a few days ago, and it was because Jia Rui got mixed up with her that he went astray.

"Ahem!" Jia Rui coughed twice, reminding Ma Daopo to pay attention to her words and deeds, so as not to be exposed.During the process of his introduction to both parties, Ma Daopo kept staring at Zhou Wen, not even blinking except for winking.

"Mr. Jia, as long as you follow my method, I will ensure that your wife will be fine." Ma Daopo assumed the posture of a daughter, covered her lips with a handkerchief, and spoke in a coquettish voice, which made Zhou Wen's eyes sore, and at the same time he stood up again. goosebumps.

"Really? I don't know what you can do. You can try it." Zhou Wen took a step back, looked at Jia Rui with a smile and said.

Ma Daopo: "You still need your husband's cooperation for this method." Zhou Wen raised his eyebrows, Ma Daopo's heart skipped a beat, and continued, "The first thing is to celebrate happiness, and the second is to use spells to eliminate disasters."

Zhou Wen dragged his voice: "Oh? Congratulations, it's just that the time is short, and we haven't found a suitable candidate for the time being. We can't force Ruier to marry a wife at will just to make him a filial piety to his grandmother."

Jia Rui pointed at himself: "Me?" He glanced at Ma Daopo's honor and shook his head violently, fearing that he would become a scapegoat, "Grandfather, Ma Daopo was talking about you!"

Zhou Wen laughed back angrily: "It's ridiculous! In order to heal my wife, I was asked to come to celebrate. What country's logic is this? And I'm already at the age of knowing my destiny. Where can I find a woman who is willing to marry me as a concubine? The law is really ridiculous." In order to find out what happened, Zhou Wen resisted the urge to walk away and continued to deal with Ma Daopo.

"Mr. Jia, you have misunderstood. The so-called congratulations are just a pretense and cannot be real. I will pretend to be married to you to ward off evil spirits for Mrs. Ling. After I am done, I will continue to be my Taoist woman." Ma Daopo thought to herself Let's coax this person first, and then let her flatten and round her.She can now think of the scene where her future husband is gentle and considerate to her.

"Then why do you have to be happy?" Zhou Wen suppressed his impatience and asked. He didn't expect that the first rotten peach blossom in his life had already appeared. Instead, he thought that the other party had other conspiracy. pole.

"Well, it's related to Taoism and metaphysics, and you don't understand it. Why don't you take a look at the spell I prepared first?" Ma Daopo took out a pink spell from the small lapel of her shirt, which is similar to the previous yellow cinnabar script. Very different.She handed it to Zhou Wen herself, and said gently, "You have to take a good look."

Holding the pink talisman, Zhou Wen felt in a trance, and the Ma Daopo in front of him became even more beautiful than the four beauties.

"Jia Lang, what do you think of him now? Are you still willing to marry him?" Seeing that Zhou Wen's eyes were out of focus, Ma Daopo felt happy and leaned over happily. Thanks to Zhou Wen's recent training, she didn't let her Knocked down.

"You! You! Ma Daopo, what are you doing!" Jia Rui's eyes widened and his fingers trembled.

Ma Daopo rolled her eyes: "What are you doing? Are you discussing marriage without seeing that your grandfather and I are in love?"

Suddenly, Ma Daopo screamed and fell to the ground, bleeding from seven holes, and died of exhaustion.Against the backdrop of her red makeup and red clothes, she looks like a female ghost who is killing her, which is particularly frightening.And Zhou Wen's eyes are as bright as stars, neither sad nor happy, and his whole body exudes a powerful aura that makes people want to admire.

Jia Rui knelt on the ground with a dazed expression on his face, completely unaware of what was going on, Ma Daopo was baffled, grandfather was also baffled, and he himself was also baffled.

Zhou Wen didn't respond, Jia Rui was stunned on the spot, and Ma Daopo's body just lay there, dying with regret.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door.

"Oh my God, what should I do? Grandfather, Ma Daopo died here suddenly, and we couldn't clean up after jumping into the Yellow River. What should we do? Or, throw the body into the well?"

"You carry it yourself!" Zhou Wen sarcastically said.

Jia Rui didn't understand the deep meaning of Zhou Wen's words. He was in a daze right now, and there was only one thought in his mind, that Ma Daopo's body should not be found by others.But when he followed Zhou Wen's words to lift Ma Daopo, he only lifted half a meter before falling back to the ground.One is because Ma Daopo is not light, and the other is because he is too scared and has no strength.

Seeing that he was still afraid, Zhou Wen felt a little comforted in his heart. The most terrifying thing about a person is not being afraid of anything, then you don't know what that person can do.The knock on the door was more urgent, and it was not in the same style as the previous knock on the door.

Zhou Wen tidied up his clothes and strode out, ignoring Jia Rui who called him in a low voice.

As soon as the door was opened, there was Zhou Rui who was about to knock on the door. Standing next to Zhou Rui was a middle-aged uncle with a beautiful beard. He looked very upright, but he had the characteristics of the Jia family's fair skin, thin eyebrows and red lips.It was Jia Zheng who came, and it was he who knocked on the door for the first time.

Jia Zheng was in a good posture. When he saw Zhou Wen, he bowed respectfully to the end: "The butler in the house was rude and offended my uncle. Zheng came here to apologize. Please forgive me."