Difficult to be a teacher [Comprehensive]

Wu Xin held her red cheeks and returned to the middle of the senior brothers, and was immediately surrounded.Everyone talked about the issues they were most interested in.

"Wu Xin, does Master have the same body temperature as us?"

Nonsense, I'm not an ice cube.

"I really want to be hugged by Master..."

I don't want to hug your Captain America body at all.

"What's the smell of the immortal energy on Master's body?"

maybe grass smell?I don't know either.

Zhou Wen quietly pricked up his ears, complaining in his heart while listening to the gossip.He found it very novel. You must know that even the children who have just entered school will not regard the teacher as a magical creature like an alien, but this group of big friends who don't know how old are, their brains are about to break through the sky.

Zhou Wen listened with enthusiasm, but remembered that there were still people waiting for him to receive him, so he ordered Bai Yu to treat the guests to the reception room.He was walking towards the reception room when a black shadow suddenly fell from the sky, which startled Zhou Wen. Fortunately, he was slow to react and escaped without shame.He took a closer look, good guy, this guy is really dark, especially after seeing so many white and tender disciples just now, this one is really eye-catching.What's more, there are golden ornaments hanging on his body, which can't cover anything at all, but blind people's eyes together with the big white teeth.

Zhou Wen couldn't help squinting his eyes, so as not to be stimulated to produce rational tears.

The visitor seemed to have sensed Master's discomfort, looked at himself, and understood.Turning around in a circle, he changed his appearance, wearing a robe similar to that of his disciples, his face seemed to be much fairer.A name "Guangyuan" came to mind, and Zhou Wen identified him as his first batch of apprentices.And he suddenly remembered that his group of apprentices were indeed not all oriental, they had yellow hair, brown hair, black hair, all kinds of hair colors, and all kinds of species.

Guangyuan scratched his curly hair, and said embarrassingly: "Master, forgive me, I am used to it in the tribe, but I forgot to wash and change clothes."

"It's okay, you wait for a while, and go to meet a guest as a teacher, and then talk to you in detail." Zhou Wen was embarrassed to keep the guest waiting, but his disciples are family members so you don't have to be polite.

"Didn't I hear Xiao Baiyu say that Master has other guests?" Guangyuan was confused.

"I'm not young now, please don't change the name that my ancestors bestowed on me at will." The butler Baiyu, who was eclipsed and diligent for the sake of a mountain of people, suddenly appeared and gave Guangyuan a sharp look.Then Bai Yu respectfully pleaded guilty, "Ancestor, the guest is unwilling to stay in the reception room honestly. In order to satisfy the guest, I have to let him do whatever he wants." Seemingly out of revenge, Bai Yu specially emphasized the word "guest" to let the boss of Guangyuan not happy.

Bai Yu said that if Guangyuan was not happy, he could eat two bowls of worms in one go. Isn't he just a little late in transforming, and was always teased by Guangyuan when he was a child.

Guangyuan: "Master, I haven't seen you for 1000 years, and I'm an outsider." Guangyuan glanced at Zhou Wen with great resentment, which made Zhou Wen tremble.

Zhou Wen asked: "You are not staying in the house, what are you doing out?"

Guangyuan regained his complacency, pointed at the roof, and explained: "I heard that the younger brother of Dongsheng Shenzhou came to visit you, and I couldn't hold back at home, so I came here to bring you some special products, and remodeled the roof by the way."

Zhou Wen is about to go blind, what if my apprentice is a local tyrant who likes to show off?Yellow glazed tiles were only used by emperors before, but Guangyuan inlaid all of his tiles with gold flakes, which reflect light very well in the sun.Then with a few bangs and bangs, a fat elephant was thrown out by Guangyuan, humming pitifully.

"Master, hasn't the roof become particularly beautiful? The elephant is your pet. I also saw the bronze wares my junior brother got. I didn't expect his appreciation level to reach the same level as mine. It's not bad. I still have something to do in the tribe, so let's go first, master stay here." Guangyuan waved his sleeves, not taking an elephant away.

"Oh——" The elephant stared at Zhou Wen with its big wet eyes. Zhou Wen thought of the poor elephant in the zoo who couldn't move his legs, but he didn't know where the elephant's home was, so he could only tell Bai Yu: "You Send it to the local elephant herd and see if it fits in."

"Yes." Bai Yu turned into a white bird, squatting on the elephant's cattail ears, and the elephant left with a flick of its tail.

As for Zhou Wen himself, after hearing what Guangyuan said just now, he had an ominous premonition that he had to see the so-called filial piety of his apprentices.As far as this hall was used to store the things sent by the disciples, Guangyuan only decorated the roof of the hall and did not harm other places.

As soon as Zhou Wen went in, he wished he could get a pair of sunglasses. He had always thought that the bronze ware was blue, but it turned out that it was a golden color, and the rusty parts turned blue.And what is this big tiger skin? The tiger's head is still on it!Zhou Wen glanced at it, and left quickly, making the same decision as his predecessor, so this room should be left with dust.

Because he became idle and didn't need to eat, drink, and wash clothes, Zhou Wen used the energy he had for taking the postgraduate entrance examination to get into the study and started studying.

Yo Xi, Zhou Wen compared his fists, he has already prepared the lesson plan, and because of his immortal ability, he has already learned a lot of spells and knowledge, teaching students is no problem.He called Bai Yu over and asked confidently, "When is my next class?"

"Ten years later, Patriarch." Bai Yu replied very calmly.

"..." Zhou Wen staggered, as if he had been punched in cotton, "What did you say?"

"Ten years later."

"Oh..." No wonder someone needs to be reminded of the class time, who can remember things ten years later? !This teacher is too leisurely, right?It's even better than the previous winter and summer vacations.Zhou Wen was surrounded by a long and happy holiday, which made him a little confused.

On the first day, Zhou Wen slept for a long time, read a book for a long time, even if he was not hungry, he tasted delicious food.

The next day, Zhou Wen teased the bird, got acquainted with the spells, and got around again.

The third day, the fourth day... Zhou Wen couldn't stand it anymore. He finally understood why retired old men and women wanted to start their second careers. People really get hairy when they are idle.He wants a computer with a network!He wants to bring the novel's mobile phone!If not, then work, work can save his decadent youth.

Zhou Wen ambitiously went to find his disciple, but...he found that he was really redundant, and he couldn't get in.Junior disciples will be led by senior disciples to read and practice calligraphy, and to deal with cleaning.There are a few foreigners who don't speak Chinese fluently, it doesn't matter, there are older disciples to teach him.In their spare time, the disciples sweep the ground and hoe the garden, grow flowers and trees, find firewood for the fire, carry water and transport oars, and they are responsible for preparing all the things used in the Three Star Cave of the Oblique Moon.What Zhou Wen wanted to ask was, is being so busy still considered "free time"?How about cheating ghosts.

Seeing the disciples working so hard one by one, Zhou Wen was too embarrassed to disturb their rhythm.So, Zhou Wen, who was idle and hairy, turned his gaze outside, and he was finally ready to go out after staying at home for many days.He talked to Bai Yu, and he could go straight away, which also showed from the side how insignificant he was as a mountain leader, just like the emperor in the Ming Dynasty, it would be fine if he didn't go to court for decades.

Zhou Wen decided to wave his sleeves without taking away a cloud.As a result, Yun Cai came to him by himself.The white clouds that were originally floating freely in the sky were immediately full of energy after they spotted the target person, and rushed towards him. The sky seemed to be empty, and it felt like a cloudless late autumn.

Getting closer, Duoduo Baiyun can also notice some differences, some are reddish, some are blue, and some are yellow, they are all a light layer of color, very beautiful.Only then did Zhou Wen have a sense of reality of traveling through Tom Su. Would Mary Su be called a time traveler if she didn't have seven auspicious clouds in all colors?All right, all right, just stop squeezing!

Different clouds have different personalities, and they have different ways of being coquettish around Zhou Wen. The blue Yunduo who dangles around to show off his strong (?) Hong Yunduo was shocked, and all the clouds were honest.Hong Yun hooked Gou Yun's tail, arrogantly waiting for Zhou Wen to come over by himself.

Zhou Wen was amused by Hong Yun's small movements, and stood up obediently. The cloud remained motionless, like a fake cloud.Zhou Wen asked in a low voice, "Did I go to the wrong cloud?" The pure white clouds that have been in the state of the flower of the high mountain have already soaked a piece of land, which shows that it is Zhou Wen's most commonly used travel tool.It's a pity that Hong Yun, who had finally seized the opportunity, would not give it up to others. It flew a hundred and eight thousand miles with a "swoosh", and in a second it had already circled the earth.

"Stop!" Zhou Wen hurriedly braked. His hair was long and he flew so fast that all the loose hair covered his face. "Let's fly slower, so we can enjoy the beautiful scenery." The red cloud swayed, and Zhou Wen felt that the other party might mocking him.Fortunately, Hongyun finally flew a little slower, and Zhou Wen saw a fairyland on earth that was comparable to his home.

"It's so beautiful." Zhou Wen sighed.