Difficult to be a teacher [Comprehensive]

When I came back to my senses, I realized that I had slipped out the classic dialogue from my previous life. If it was a friend from the past, maybe I would reply "Fuck you", but seeing Wukong as a big girl who was molested, Zhou Wen Then I'm sorry.

Zhou Wen laughed dryly at first, and then quickly apologized: "Wukong, it's all bad for being a teacher, so I'll just say it casually, don't worry about it."

Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, Wukong's face turned completely red. Before Zhou Wen could breathe a sigh of relief, Wukong retorted angrily: "Aren't I beautiful in Master's heart? I am the first beautiful monkey king since the beginning of the world!"

Hearing this sentence, Zhou Wen subconsciously wanted to refute, but there was no way to talk about such an idea. Apart from the Great Sage, is there any other monkey worthy of the title of "Monkey King"?There was a mess in his head, which made him a headache.However, seeing Wukong's appearance of a baby who is not open and wants to be hugged, it is very similar to the kitten girl when he was a prototype, so he hurriedly coaxed the monkey first.

"Looks good, looks good, Wukong is the best looking."

...and then Goku blushed again.Zhou Wen spread his hands silently in his heart, there was nothing he could do about it, it was an endless loop.

The strange thing is that since that day, Zhou Wen has never had a similar dream again, and he gradually forgot the slight memories of the dream, and finally forgot them completely.He went back to his regular life of reading books, exercising his body, and explaining Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism to his disciples.

After a few years, Sun Wukong has mastered the Great Immortal Jue. Such an astonishing speed can be called the No. 1 since the establishment of the Samsung Cave. The rest of the brothers congratulated him, but Zhou Wen was not surprised by this.

He specially called Monkey King to the bodhi forest, which was the closest to the main courtyard where Zhou Wen lived.This place is full of intertwined roots, and a single tree forms a forest. On weekdays, the disciples have never come here to play and chop firewood, and they have to go to the far back mountain.Inaccessible to humans, there are various birds, phoenixes, unicorns and other creatures living there. It is simply a paradise for animals.

Zhou Wen stood on the edge of the forest, and many small animals came over affectionately, rubbing Zhou Wen's thigh with their soft, furry little heads.Looking at them, Zhou Wen felt affection for them, held a black chick in his palm, and even rubbed his nose against the other's fluffy fluff.Embarrassed, the black chick used its wings to cover its side face. Unfortunately, its wings were too small and it was too round, so it couldn't reach it at all. Its cute appearance made Zhou Wen laugh out loud.

When all the animals saw this situation, they jumped into Zhou Wen's arms one by one, squeezing back and forth, making Zhou Wen dumbfounded.Seeing that the one-meter-long Qilin dared to pretend to be a minor and rushed towards him, he was so scared that he quickly avoided it.

"Master, please do me a favor!" Sun Wukong's slightly embarrassed voice came over, interrupting Zhou Wen and Xiaoshou's playfulness.

Zhou Wen looked back, and saw Monkey King's head poking out from the criss-crossing air roots and branches, and one hand waved at Zhou Wen as a greeting.The rest of Wukong's body was blocked by the branches and leaves, which reminded him of the many pictures of trapped dogs that he had seen before.It's not kind, but it's really funny.

"You stick out your tongue, and I'll let you out." Zhou Wen joked, although the other party didn't understand this kind of joke, so he could only entertain himself.

Although Wukong didn't know why, he still stuck out his tongue obediently. He was very optimistic and had a natural smile, which made him look even more pleasing.

"Okay, okay, come here." Zhou Wen also grinned, and when Zhou Wen walked over, the branches and leaves in front of him would automatically retreat to both sides, as if Moses divided the sea.Sun Wukong was rescued from the bushes.

"You, you're still frizzy in your tens of years, lower your head." Wukong lowered his head obediently, only covering his unruly body in front of Zhou Wen.Zhou Wen plucked the leaves from Wukong's head.

"Hey, I didn't pay attention." Sun Wukong scratched his head, seeing that Zhou Wen was about to throw the leaves, he couldn't help but said: "Master, wait!"

"how?"

"I've never seen a leaf of that shape anywhere else, and I never have the opportunity to come here on weekdays, so I want to keep it as a souvenir." Although this forest is not listed as a forbidden area, the brothers have passed it down from generation to generation. Don't dare to come here to mess around.Therefore, in Sun Wukong's heart, this place is even more mysterious than heaven.Besides, since he came here, a sense of intimacy has arisen spontaneously.Although monkeys are animals in the forest, even if he likes trees, they should be peach trees, banana trees and other trees that can produce fruit.It's really weird.

"Even if this leaf is given to you, it won't last long. How about this." Zhou Wen suddenly remembered something, and took it out of his sleeve pocket. "If you like this, I'll give it to you." A piece of bodhi gauze bookmark appeared in Zhou Wen's hand. Against the background of the white and tender palm, it looked more green and full of vitality, but it was also chilly.

"I like it! It's so beautiful." Sun Wukong has always liked these exquisite and beautiful things, and he felt cold to the touch when he took them, so he asked, "With this thing, I won't be afraid even in the scorching heat. Master, this is carved from cold jade." Is it? It looks like real leaves, even the taste is exactly the same.”

"That's natural, because it was originally a bodhi leaf, but I put it in the cold spring, soaked for ninety-nine and 81 days, and washed away the leaf flesh, so it became this bodhi gauze stick. You are a plaything Forget it, its heart-shaped leaves and drop-shaped leaf tips are a bit strange."

"Okay, I'll thank Master first." Sun Wukong arched his hands and hurriedly prepared to put the bookmark in his sleeve, but then he thought of how many messy things he had in his sleeve, and it would be good if he broke it, so he put it away. It was in the front of the shirt, and because it was close to his chest, it made him feel refreshed as if he had been soaked in a pool of water.

"By the way, being interrupted by you, I almost forgot the business of calling you. Just follow me." Zhou Wen led Monkey King to the depths of the Bodhi Forest.Along the way, all the branches and leaves will retreat, but the top ones will stay to help them shade from the scorching sun.The breeze was blowing, and the two walked one after the other on the cool tree-lined road. Sun Wu couldn't be free, he grabbed the branches and kicked the grass path.Suddenly Zhou Wen looked back, his brows were curved, with a gentle smile, which made Monkey King stunned on the spot.

Zhou Wen stretched out his hand and shook it in front of his eyes, "Come back to your senses, what are you thinking?"

"Ah, no, I think Master is going to teach me something."

"You guessed it right."

"Of course, I am the roundworm in Master's belly." Sun Wukong was so proud that he almost raised his legs, "To be honest, Master, you called me out alone, so I am relieved."

Zhou Wen wondered: "What?"

Sun Wukong yelled in his heart that he was the one who broke the paper on the window. Seeing that he couldn't hide it, he had to tell the truth: "It's just that some people say that you are partial, and those big skills are only taught to me, and no one else."

Zhou Wen laughed angrily when he heard this: "I admit that I am partial, and I like you the most among all the disciples." Wukong blushed after hearing this, "But I have never slack off in my job of preaching, accepting karma and dispelling doubts. If I were a Did they learn it?" A person who didn't even learn elementary school arithmetic well, let him learn calculus, is it okay?Don't be afraid of going wrong with your practice.

Zhou Wen was really angry, and Sun Wukong regretted it secretly. It was like a complaint from him to say this, but just now the master admitted that he likes him the most, and Wukong's heart was as sweet as drinking honey.In the end, he coaxed Zhou Wen to feel relieved by his good words.And Zhou Wen didn't bother to ask who the person who said the sour words was, so as not to feel bad.

Zhou Wen took a deep breath and calmed down: "I have 36 changes and 72 changes here, and I plan to choose one to teach you."

Wukong was greedy, and he didn't dare to say that he could learn both at the moment, so he replied: "Then I want 72, it sounds like the number is doubled."

"Nuwa has a human head and a snake body, which can change to seventy in one day, and the 72 changes evolved from her. Just watch." After Zhou Wen finished speaking, his figure disappeared without a trace.

Wukong panicked and shouted loudly: "Master! Master! Don't scare me."

"I'm always in front of you."

"Where are you?"

"You look down."

Wukong suppressed his mind and looked carefully. He found a thumb-sized master on a blade of grass, and hurried to pick it up, but he never thought that Zhou Wen was also preparing to return to his normal size at this time.They bumped into each other like this, and in the end it was Wukong hugging Zhou Wen, or the princess hugging him!

Zhou Wen was quite embarrassed and quickly jumped off.

"Well, master, you don't have much weight, let alone a hug, even a whole day, I can do it." Sun Wukong comforted.

"..." Isn't this nonsense, you can put a hundred and eight thousand catties of golden cudgels in your ears, it's fine, I'm not as small as a cow's hair.The point is not here at all.But at this time, too much work has been delayed, Zhou Wen simply pretended that nothing happened, and continued to teach Monkey King 72 changes.

"I just showed you two things, one is invisible, completely blending yourself with the surrounding environment, and the other is shrinking, look again." Zhou Wen changed suddenly and turned into a phoenix, walking among the grass and trees. Walking lightly, combing his feathers with a sharp beak, even other phoenixes regarded him as their own kind and wanted to come and play with him.But before they got close, Zhou Wen quickly turned into a stone.In the end, he becomes Monkey King himself.

Sun Wukong clapped his palms and smiled: "Coincidentally, I have an extra twin brother." He opened his eyes wide, and looked at Zhou Wen from the top of his head to the bottom of his feet, without falling behind, "Except for the lack of a monkey's spirit, I can't find any other flaws." Even though he has become Monkey King, Zhou Wen still has a straight back, calm and indifferent, and has a scholarly demeanor.

"Who said there is no flaw? The piece of bodhi gauze stick I gave you just now is the only one. No one else has it. Even imitation can't make it exactly the same." Zhou Wen changed back to his original appearance and began to wash and teach Monkey King's 72-change trick, "There is only one thing you should remember first, don't use it indiscriminately before you have practiced it, or be careful that you get stuck in the middle of the change and the change will not come." 72 changes are not magical powers that everyone can learn. Erlangshen and Monkey King are the only ones who can master it, and only a few others are good enough.

Sun Wukong kept his master's teachings in mind, and immediately started to practice, turning into flowers, birds, insects, fish, and even a monk in white, who was somewhat similar to Zhou Wen.

"How is it?" Sun Wukong turned around, "I look good like this, right?"

"Not bad, but I'm still used to your hairy appearance." After Zhou Wen finished speaking, Wukong changed back.

Sun Wukong spent a lot of time practicing 72 transformations.

One day, he was with his brothers, and the master was not there, and the oldest brothers were not there. These people became lively like an unattended study room.The person who had said sour words couldn't help but said again: "Wukong, I heard that the master taught 72 changes again? If you teach it, just teach it. Why do you still avoid us? Are you afraid that we will not be able to learn it secretly?"

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The Monkey King

Monkey King: I have bodhi yarn from Master, do you have it?

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