Difficult to be a teacher [Comprehensive]

In the Three Star Cave of the Oblique Moon, Zhou Wen was concentrating on looking at the bamboo slips. It was Bai Yu who reminded him that some disciples had already laid a solid foundation and honed their xinxing, so they could teach a higher level of content.As a master, Zhou Wen naturally had to sharpen his gun first.As the saying goes, there are three thousand great ways, all of which are different. This way is not exclusive to Taoism, but the governance of heaven and earth.

The former Bodhi patriarch had a wide range of knowledge, neither Buddhism nor Taoism nor Confucianism. He has reached a higher level and sees through the difference between schools.Therefore, the manuscripts in his hand are very heterogeneous, which can be roughly divided into four disciplines: art, flow, stillness, and movement, covering medicine, divination, astrology, nine streams and ten schools, and meditation and meditation.

However the first three doors are fine.Only the content of the moving word gate made Zhou Wen unable to bear to look at it. Fortunately, what Zhou Wen saw was the orthodox Taoist way of double cultivation, not the evil harvesting and tonic; , This is okay, it’s nothing more than touching the navel, making alchemy and so on; what about feeding red lead and taking women’s milk, from the perspective of modern people, it’s simply heresy!Can the cinnabar be swallowed casually?Beware of poisoning!And drinking women's milk, how old is a man, excuse me?And in this world full of men, no matter where you can find women's milk, it's not fermented bean curd...

According to the result of his side-talking with Bai Yu, the former Bodhi Patriarch would ask the disciples who had already learned something in public, list the four ways one by one, and let the disciples choose by themselves, as if it was a ceremony.Zhou Wen thought about the old orange-peeled face of his ancestors before, and really wanted to ask seniors, how did you say such shameful words in a serious manner?Seek experience.

Fantasizing about the scene where his apprentice asked the newly born woman for milk and was slapped, Zhou Wen decisively deleted the content of the moving word door so that only Shuangxiu and alchemy remained, and then nodded and smiled with satisfaction.In fact, at first, he wanted to give Dongzimen directly, but then he thought about it, since the existence of Dongzimen must have a reason for its existence, he regarded picking Yin and nourishing Yang as a sex education class for college students, and regarded alchemy as medicine class, it is not difficult to accept.

Taking advantage of a big class, Zhou Wen asked several accomplished disciples to see where they were planning to develop. They were all different. The most unique one was the senior disciple Ying Cong, who actually found a nearby cave to face the wall. , almost without eating, drinking or sleeping to practice Zen meditation.

Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, Monkey King has been away for ten years.Zhou Wen regarded him as the student who graduated, and when he thought of it occasionally, he just smiled knowingly.Zhou Wen even thought that if Sun Wukong still doesn't come after decades, then he might as well go to Huaguo Mountain himself, teach him the art of immortality, teach him 72 transformations, somersaulting clouds, etc., and complete the master-student relationship. friendship.

After all, in Zhou Wen's view, the real master of the great saint is Tang Seng. Wukong slays demons all the way, escorts his master to the west to learn scriptures, and shares hardships and adversities. No one can replace the profound master-student friendship.This is like a Nobel Prize winner. The person who is most grateful and emotional is the tutor who led him into the academic hall. No one will pay attention to the primary school teacher who taught him how to read and write in the early years.Zhou Wen positioned himself as an elementary school teacher with an academic master, and his mentality was immediately balanced.In other words, he and Wukong have nothing to do with each other.

Sun Wukong stayed in Huaguo Mountain for ten years, and he felt a bit reluctant to leave.Huaguo Mountain is a blessed place in the world, full of aura, the animals in the mountain are more enlightened, and their lifespan is prolonged.Although Sun Wukong is the monkey king, he has no control over mating and mating rights. The monkeys in the monkey group fall in love freely and reproduce wantonly.The monkeys conceive a litter about every six months, and each litter has two young monkeys.Because of Sun Wukong's protection, and there is a safe place like Shuilian Cave, which is warm in winter and cool in summer, the monkey population has grown to thousands in just ten years.Sun Wukong also gradually became the figure of grandparents and grandparents, so he collectively referred to those monkeys as monkey grandsons.

Looking at the little monkeys crawling around, Sun Wukong is quite proud that he made this group develop.It's just that when the sun sets and the monkeys and grandchildren return home to rest with their families, but Monkey King is alone, he feels extremely lonely again.Sun Wukong didn't like such a depressed self, so he persuaded him: "You are a monkey, and you are with similar companions, what is there to be unhappy about? It has been so long, maybe the brothers and masters have long forgotten you .”

In fact, at the beginning, Sun Wukong was still confidently learning from the old Monkey King, thinking that he would be able to surprise his master after going back. At the same time, he also found out the direction of the island every ten and a half months, but for some reason, he tried After traveling in the four directions of southeast, northwest and north, they couldn't reach the main continent of Dongsheng Shenzhou that they wanted to go to.

As time passed, the old Monkey King had nothing to teach him, but he also lost his confidence in going back to Samsung Cave.However, his inherently strong self-esteem prevented him from showing it in front of the monkey group. In his opinion, the monkey group was under his protection, and as the Monkey King, he could not show his cowardice.Sun Wukong didn't know that he was the so-called "high above the cold" by the emperor in the world, and he didn't even have a confidant.

So on the surface, Sun Wukong has not mentioned the matter of leaving Huaguo Mountain for a long time. He picks flowers and eats fruits every day, and occasionally catches a fish for tooth sacrifice. He loves monkey wine brewed by monkey grandchildren most.This is also the only thing he monopolizes with the power of the Monkey King, and others just think that the Monkey King is too greedy.

No one didn't brush his hair in the bath, no one would love him like a baby, no one would blame him for stealing wine... Sun Wukong's eyes were wet when he was drunk, but his heart was suffering to the end.

Now the Water Curtain Cave has changed. The monkey families have built small houses similar to the ones Sun Wukong and Zhou Wen used to live in. The monkeys who love to dress up even decorated the houses with beautiful flowers and plants, and the settlement was formed in this way.Sun Wukong is wearing the same uniform as his senior brother. It is so beautiful and soft. The monkeys are very envious. Unfortunately, they don't know how to raise silkworms, reel silk, spin and weave cloth, let alone tailor clothes, so they can only cover them with branches and leaves. two.The imitation ability of monkeys is one of the best. With Monkey King role models like Monkey King, they live more and more like human beings.

I said a lot, just to show that the old monkey king Chijiri Mahou also has a private residence.According to the rules of the monkey group, after the new monkey king took office, the old monkey king would either be driven away and die miserably, or he would fall to the lowest position in the monkey group, equal to a human slave.But Sun Wukong is not willing to engage in those three-six-six-six-six-nine-level, the old Monkey King has lost his honorary title of Monkey King, and even lived a more nourishing life than before.

This Chijiri horse monkey likes to sleep alone, so all the family members are driven to other houses.He was sleeping and snoring everywhere, but a bright light flashed his eyes.Chijiri Mahou turned over and stood up, his posture was still vigorous.He shouted angrily: "Who dares to act wild in Shuilian Cave? Don't you know that this is the territory of the Monkey King!"

There was a gentle smile from the other party, like a kind wise man, not a gangster who trespassed on other people's territory.

"You boy, I haven't seen you for more than ten years, have you forgotten who I am?" The golden light gradually weakened, and a brown-haired guy wearing a Buddhist monk's robe stood there, folded his hands, and read aloud " The donor is courteous."You can see that his brown and black hair, hair and eyebrows are all flamboyant, and he looks a little more fierce and frightening than Monkey King, but his expression is peaceful, with Buddha spirit lingering, and there is no hostility between his eyebrows.

When the old monkey king saw that it was him, he quickly rolled off the bed, knelt on the ground, and said excitedly, "Old ancestor, the boy fell asleep just now, please forgive me, the boy is rude."

The visitor shook his head helplessly, raised his hand, and an invisible force helped the old monkey king up: "You are not rude, but too polite."

The old monkey king seemed to be several decades younger, and he giggled. Under the golden light, he was surprisingly similar to the visitor in appearance, and he was another red-legged horse monkey!

The author has something to say:

When I read the original book, I thought it was not good for Chijiri Mahou to always tease the Great Sage. I planned to give Chijiri Mahou a role as a spy of the Buddhist family, but when I checked the information, I found that this kind of monkey is really that In the same vein, what a coincidence.