Difficult to be a teacher [Comprehensive]

This sleep was so comfortable, the whole person felt refreshed, and felt as if his body was floating on a cloud, much lighter, and the quality of sleep was particularly high.Zhou Wen hadn't slept so well for a long time, and Zhou Wen couldn't help but lie on the bed comfortably.What made him happy was that there was no noise coming into the dormitory this morning, which made people feel bad.After all, this city is busy and prosperous, the land is narrow and densely populated, and the school is very close to the main road. In order to ensure the quality of teaching, the teaching buildings can only be arranged in the quiet center, and the teachers' dormitories are built on the periphery.Except that there are few people during Chinese New Year, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, there will be the sound of cars and buses honking early in the morning, coupled with the sound of other teachers talking and washing, it is very lively.

However, when he fully opened his eyes, his spine felt a chill.The first thing that catches my eyes is not my sky-blue mosquito net, but the brown tree branches with heart-shaped green leaves growing on them, and the tip of the leaves is in the shape of water droplets, dotted with small red balls.According to Zhou Wen's level, he knew at most common and highly recognizable trees such as willow and maple, but when he saw the trunk, the idea of ​​"Bodhi tree" immediately appeared in his mind. Fruit, naturally is the Bodhi child.

Is this living in the bodhi tree?No wonder he felt that the air was much fresher than before, with the scent of grass and trees, even though the weather forecast said that there would be smog these days.

He also found that he could see the veins on the leaves clearly, and his myopia healed without any medicine.Zhou Wen sat up, and his waist-length hair naturally fell to his chest. The color of crow black, so shiny and smooth, he could directly shoot a shampoo advertisement.All the thin calluses on the hands disappeared, and they were as white as jade, with no pores visible.The clothes are not his dark blue pajamas, but a pure white jacket with narrow sleeves, which is a bit similar to autumn long-sleeved pajamas and pajama pants, except that the current one is cross-collared and the right lapel.

"I must still be dreaming." Zhou Wen looked around and thought, how else could he explain that he was as light as drunk now.But all of this is too real, Zhou Wen pinched his cheek, ignoring the smooth feel for now, it really hurts, this is not a dream, he has really become a sissy...

Because the time-travel drama became popular for a while, and I had never seen or heard of related things, so after Zhou Wen made sure that he was not dreaming, his first reaction was that he had time-traveled.Has the owner of this body passed away?Or was it taken away by yourself?He was forced to come here, can he return to modern times?For a while, Zhou Wen didn't know which one was more unlucky, the original owner of the body or himself.

The furnishings of the Bodhi Tree House are extremely simple, simple and natural, with almost no human traces.It is said to be a tree house, but it is not artificially felled and built, but the branches of the big tree are naturally closed into a small space, which is rare and flat.The place where he was lying just now was a huge round protrusion, which was also formed by twisting and gathering branches, but it was surprisingly comfortable to lie on, not rigid at all.

He thought about leaving here at least first to find out the situation, after all, there were no clues in the tree house.The tree house has no door, only a curtain made of bodhi leaves, and the emerald green heart-shaped leaves are quite small and fresh.Zhou Wen got used to the light body for a while, for fear that he would hit the roof accidentally.He opened the curtain and came out. It was more normal. It was an ancient bedroom building. He couldn't tell the specific dynasty. It seemed to be quite early, because the "bed" in the room was very short, and there was no surrounding enclosure. It looks like a big couch, and there are no chairs in the room.

Inadvertently, Zhou Wen looked back and saw that the tree house curtain had disappeared. He hurried over to touch the wall, but couldn't find the mechanism, as if the experience just now was just a dream.His movement was too loud, and someone outside the house asked in a low voice, "Old Ancestor".

Zhou Wennahan, this body is much younger than him, the skin is almost like a baby, and they are all ancestors. Is it possible that this person also bathes with milk every day like the legendary Cixi?This is too extravagant.He coughed lightly, and said as calmly as possible: "Well, come in."

Only then did the people waiting outside the house enter the door, four of them entered in turn, one was holding clothes, the other was holding a tub with hot water in it, one had prepared toiletries, and the other was empty-handed.Strangely, even though they were outsiders, when he saw these people, the names of the four of them still appeared in his mind.The four are Cuiyu, Huiyu, Hongyu, and Baiyu. The names are so indescribable, they are all bird feathers.The empty-handed Bai Yu was the leader, personally serving Zhou Wen to wash his mouth, clean his face and get dressed.Of course, except for dressing and combing his hair, he doesn't know how to do the rest of Zhou Wen's work by himself. He, a commoner with a flat head, is not used to being served by others like this.He also specially watched the other party's actions, learning how to wear ancient clothes and comb ancient hairstyles. He really missed his short hair.

A loose white robe is actually not difficult to wear. Although his hair is long, the hair on top is loosely tied without a crown, and the technical content is not high.Zhou Wen watched the whole process, simulated it several times in his mind, and learned it.

While combing his hair, Zhou Wen saw his figure from the bronze mirror. The bronze mirror in ancient times was not as blurred as he imagined, but quite clear. At least he could see clearly that his facial features were still the same, but his whole body was clean. There was a misty fairy air between his eyebrows and eyes.However, no matter how you do it, you are still a young man, without any old-fashioned, no matter how well the skin is maintained, it is impossible to achieve this effect.Could it be that this person is senior?Or is it just a fairy, so it doesn't look old?

Zhou Wenzheng had a big brain hole, Bai Yu had already knelt down on one knee, and wanted to help him put on his boots, Zhou Wen hurriedly refused: "No need, I can do it myself." He realized that his tone did not look like an ancestor, so he pretended to be calm Putting on his boots, he asked, "Bai Yu, what are your plans for today?" Zhou Wen's expression seemed casual, but he was actually very nervous.He didn't know how his predecessor got along with these waiters.When they are newcomers, they may suspect that the master has changed, but they should not think that the inner core has changed.

Bai Yu bowed his head respectfully and replied: "Patriarch Ming, in addition to teaching the disciples today, there are also guests visiting and need to be interviewed."

Feelings This is also a teacher, he has the same profession as him, and we have a sense of commonality, which is good... What a ball of yarn, the corners of Zhou Wen's mouth twitched, could it be possible to let him teach these people Chinese pinyin? !People at the moment probably haven't even invented the Fanqie method.If he continues like this, he will definitely reveal his secrets, so it's better to find a good time to slip away quickly.

Zhou Wen just walked out of the house with such a big grin. He was really dumbfounded when he saw the scenery outside the house. He was speechless for a long time with his mouth slightly open. A breath of air seems to be able to wash away the dirt in the lungs.This piece of green is also composed of a huge linden tree. The linden tree has countless aerial roots, so it can form a forest by itself.In this way, Zhou Wen remembered a text "Bird's Paradise" he learned in elementary school. The specific content has been forgotten for so many years, but the illustrations and descriptions in the book show a small island covered by a huge tree (actually it is a small island in the middle of the river). Sandbar), in which various beautiful and lovely birds live, shocked the author.

The scenery in front of me is like this now. Beautiful aerial roots grow on the branches of the Bodhi tree. After touching the ground, they absorb nutrients, take root and sprout, form new branches, and then grow new aerial roots, which are endless and eventually become blessings and nourishment. One side of the woods.The crisp and joyful calls of the birds came one after another, not annoying at all, but as melodious as music, and various birds shuttled between the branches.This is not another fairyland on earth!

A goose-yellow chick wobbled over and fell into Zhou Wen's arms. Fortunately, Zhou Wen reacted quickly so that it didn't get hurt.Zhou Wen picked up the little yellow fur ball, and was not a little cute by the round black eyes, petite vermilion sharp mouth, and fluffy appearance.It rushed too hard just now, and was still dizzy for a long time. It sat down on Zhou Wen's palm, not afraid of life, and even rubbed against it, making a coquettish chirping sound.

"Little Huang, don't be rude to the ancestor!" Hui Yu scolded, and turned to Zhou Wen to accuse him, "My child is naughty, please forgive me."

"It's okay, I just like it..." Zhou Wen's eyes widened as he spoke, "Your son?"

"Yes." Gray Feather nodded puzzled.

What a magical world this is!

Maybe Hui Yu didn't have much dignity, anyway, Xiao Huang was not afraid of him at all, so he farted at him and continued to pester Zhou Wen to act like a baby.Zhou Wen smoothed its hair again and again, while wandering in the sky.Hui Yu and the others thought he was deep in thought and didn't dare to disturb him.After thinking for a while, Zhou Wen felt a little relieved. At least it wasn't because of him that he lost his body. After all, the other party was either a god or a monster, so he could use a goblin as a servant. How could he be taken away by an ordinary soul?Maybe it was because of some reason, the predecessor died, and the two looked similar, so my soul lived in it.

Although I am a little sad, I will be at peace when it comes. It is best if I can go home, but if I can’t, I have to survive in this strange era.Even if the ants steal their lives, he is also reluctant to die.

The author has something to say:

I roughly estimated that Tang Seng learned scriptures and pushed forward 500 years, and then pushed forward to make troubles in the sky and various things. The birth of Monkey King was probably in the Qin and Han Dynasties.But Patriarch Bodhi lives in Xiniu Hezhou, so he doesn't know where it is.Anyway, everyone in "Journey to the West" speaks Chinese, so there is no language problem, haha, these things should not be too particular.Patriarch Bodhi was named Fei.