Difficult to be a teacher [Comprehensive]

With a flash, Zhou Wen came to Wukong and Wuxin.I have to say that Zhou Wen's appearance is still very confusing.A head of black hair like a waterfall, a face like a crown jade, not like ordinary people.His appearance stunned the villagers.The villagers were stunned for a moment, subconsciously knelt down one after another, and verbally called "Shangshen".Even the ignorant kid was held back by his parents.

If in the past Zhou Wen disliked others kneeling and kowtowing to him the most, but this time, he ignored them.He released Wukong from the cage, and Wukong, who had suffered a great deal of grievance, came out of the cage and climbed onto the master's body with both hands and feet. Now his small monkey body can fit into Zhou Wen's arms.Monkey King buried his head in like an octopus, and he finally found a safe haven.

On the other side, Zhou Wen just flicked his sleeves, and when the breeze came, Wu Xin broke free from the opponent's restraint, trotted behind Zhou Wen, and glared at the group of villains together.

Zhou Wen stroked Monkey King's hair comfortingly, and asked in a cold voice, "What do you want to do to my apprentice?!"

"Return to God, the villains are not disciples who hurt others." Probably leaders like the village chief stood up and said to Zhou Wen, but the person he was looking at was clearly Wu Xin.The leader looked at Wuxin, the other person's face was covered with dust, and his palms were scratched, the leader was sweating, but he didn't dare to wipe it, for fear of revealing his guilty conscience, "Well, it's just a little misunderstanding , we thought that your apprentice was bewitched by a monster, so... we didn't expect this monster, a monster to be your pet. Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!"

"Master, they are the ones who wrongly bullied Wukong." Wuxin became impatient and boldly complained.In fact, he also wanted to be comforted by the master's arms, but as a senior, he could only let the junior.

"His surname is Sun, and his name is Wukong. He is not a monster or a pet. He is my little disciple who loves and protects you." Zhou Wen said the identity of Sun Wukong lightly.

"So you are the master of the monster, so you are also a monster?" A child asked bitterly. He was the one who bullied the children in the same village before.Zhou Wen didn't react. Instead, his father slapped him in the face in fright, and the child's face was swollen.His father said with a sneer: "My son is outspoken, please God forgive me, I said why is this monkey so smart, so he is a disciple of God."

"Liar, I only helped that guy when I saw you bullying him!" Sun Wukong pointed to the most timid child in the crowd.The eyes of the big guys focused on him, and he nodded in fear, admitting that everyone was so fierce before, he didn't dare to defend himself, and couldn't find a chance to speak.

The villagers who originally despised Zhou Wen's group were speechless. What is this all about?All of them were dejected, seeing Zhou Wen's sudden appearance of supernatural powers, they didn't even dare to play tricks.

As for the Bodhisattva and Tang Seng who were taken care of by the great sage, facing this situation, they probably would not do anything to this group of villagers.But Zhou Wen didn't love that much. Since he made a mistake, he would be punished, and karma was nothing more than that.He has always believed that there are no bear children, only bear parents.Children should be taught well, and adults should also have a long memory.So what should we do with small punishments and big warnings?

Zhou Wen decided to use his own trick: "You bully my apprentice without distinguishing right from wrong, and you have to pay the price. So I decided that each of you must deeply realize your mistakes when you write a five-hundred-word self-criticism. .”

The little monkey applauded, he hated writing the most, every time his senior brother gave him cultural lessons, his ass could not sit still like nails growing on it.They should be allowed to write and admit their mistakes.

The villagers didn't know what a letter of self-criticism was, but everyone knew that Zhou Wen asked them to write, so the villagers who were still dejected at first were only waiting for the punishment to become angry. "It's okay if you ask us to kowtow and plead guilty. No one in our village can read, let alone write. Isn't it difficult for us. We need five hundred characters, and we can't write them even if we kill us." The villagers cried and asked Zhou Wen I can't bear it anymore.

"Master, let them write the self-criticism! Let the seniors teach them how to read!" Sun Wukong clapped his hands and laughed, and sold his seniors by the way.Zhou Wen nodded in agreement. This matter can not only vent Wukong's anger, but also educate others. It kills two birds with one stone, very good.

"That's how it is. I will send my disciples to teach you how to read and write until you finish a review." Zhou Wen made a decision, and left under the mournful eyes of the villagers, waving his sleeves without taking a cloud.

On the way, Zhou Wen hugged the little monkey with one hand. Wukong is very fond of acting like a baby now, and he doesn't let go of Zhou Wen.Zhou Wen could only touch Wu Xin's head with one free hand, and praised: "Wu Xin did a good job this time, protecting his junior brother." Even the little monkey in Zhou Wen's arms was hoarse (crying) Said: "Thank you, brother." Zhou Wen took the opportunity to educate: "In the future, brothers and brothers will be in trouble, Wukong will also remember to help, everyone should help each other." Wukong nodded emphatically.

"Hey, no, it's all what I should do." Wu Xin felt extremely happy, and couldn't help rubbing Master's warm palm.After Zhou Wen cast the Dust Removing Curse, Wu Xin became a clean little fairy boy again.Monkey King saw it, and kept yelling that he had to learn such a trouble-free method.

"This dust removal spell is fast, but it is far less comfortable and refreshed than taking a hot bath. Moreover, your thick monkey hair can grow several hairs in one pore. It is so dense that the dust removal spell can't be blown clean." It's not for bathing the little monkey, can he hardly lift his arms the next day?

"It's too troublesome to take a hot bath. My hair is sticking to my body and it's uncomfortable." Monkey King frowned, as if recalling the scene at that time.

"On the whole, all animals in the world originate from the ocean and evolve through vicissitudes of life; from an individual point of view, no matter whether it is a human being or a kitten or a puppy, when it is still conceived in the mother's womb, it is in a warm environment. Surrounded by amniotic fluid. Taking a hot bath probably feels like this.”

"Master, isn't everything in the world the incarnation of the Great God Pangu? Why is it related to the ocean and evolution? What is evolution?" Wu Xin is a motivated student who asks questions whenever he doesn't understand, and Zhou Wen is embarrassed by several questions in a row. , speechless.The current knowledge system is different from what Zhou Wen understands, and Darwin's theory of evolution has been refuted a lot in recent years.It's as if Zhou Wen's gene sequencing project, which was in full swing when he was a child, finally fell silent. Isn't it because the genetic similarity between humans and gorillas is not as high as that of flies, which is embarrassing.

"I jumped out of a rock. The rock is dry and there is no water. I am really different from you." Wukong was a little sad. He was not only different from his master, but also different from other creatures in the world. He was almost suffocated by the feeling of loneliness when he was young.Now that he thinks about it, he kind of understands why Master wanted to send him to live in a group of monkeys in the first place. At least there, everyone has the same appearance, and no one should think that someone is too hairy.

"Wukong, let me tell you quietly as a teacher, in fact, human beings are transformed from monkeys. You are just returning to your ancestors. It is said that people who return to their ancestors are very powerful." Zhou Wen understands that Wukong's heart is the same as that of humans. He is a social animal and can't stand loneliness, not to mention that Wukong is still so lively, and silence is really dead to him.

Wu Xin asked curiously: "Master, aren't human beings made out of loess by God Nu Wa?"

"When you grow up, you can go to other places to practice. You will see that there are white-skinned and dark-skinned people in this world. Their skin color is different from the dirt. Some answers need to be found by yourself." Zhou Wen It's not to fool Wu Xin, he is a liberal arts student, and he doesn't know much about this question, so it's better to let the students find out by themselves than to just tell him half-answers.

Wu Xin was a little entangled, the world was so big, he wanted to go for a walk, but he was reluctant to leave the home where he had lived for so many years.Zhou Wen laughed loudly after hearing this, saying that he is still young, and he should think about this issue when he grows up.

"Master, I have been with you all the time, and I won't leave!" Sun Wukong whispered in Zhou Wen's ear.