Difficult to be a teacher [Comprehensive]

Zhou Wen's name, I can't confuse the Buddha who often worships in modern times with this treasure. At the beginning, he hid his identity and contacted himself, so it was very doubtful.Those who can call themselves uncle must be the disciples of another sage, and those who can come safely from the prehistoric era of conferring gods will not be simple and pure characters.Therefore, Zhou Wen has never let go of his vigilance against Duobao who exposed his identity.

First, he checked Sun Wukong's golden spirit body from top to bottom, but fortunately he was not tampered with.For safety, Zhou Wen was going to put Wukong back into his body. He couldn't find his own body yet, so he had to put it away first.After making a plan, Zhou Wen waved his hand, and the talisman that sealed Wuzhishan floated up, and spontaneously ignited into ashes in mid-air.

Before taking action, Zhou Wen took a look at Duobao, who smiled and raised his hand to signal: "Uncle Master, please go ahead, it's just that Wukong made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace and disturbed Gan Gang back then. It's not so easy to settle the matter." Even a saint can't do it. out of cause and effect,

Wukong Ling pouted his little butt, turned his back to Duobao, hugged Zhou Wen's neck, and pretended to be dumb.He knew that he couldn't beat Duobao, and he didn't feel at ease to tell the truth directly, so he couldn't tell the master for the time being that his body was kept in his ears.

But Wukong looked at the spirit of Wukong and felt a little kind, but he didn't think deeply about it. He shouted excitedly: "I can come out, thank you very much! You all back down first, I'm going out of the mountain!" He kept backing away, leaving himself the widest space to be a monster, and then excitedly charged up his energy and jumped up suddenly. The Wuzhi Mountain that was pressing on him broke from the root, and the mountain collapsed and the ground cracked, splashing a lot of dust.

Zhou Wen subconsciously narrowed his eyes and covered his mouth and nose to avoid being choked. In fact, those gravel and dust would only affect ordinary people, so Duobao looked indifferent and looked more dusty.Wukong has been imprisoned for hundreds of years. For him who is lively and active, losing his freedom is the greatest torture. So after he came out, he performed hundreds of somersaults in mid-air to express his joy.Fortunately, he was as agile as ever, and he returned to Zhou Wen and Duobao with somersaulting clouds without wasting much time.

His clothes were already in tatters. After so many years of pressure, his muscles and bones were stiff, and his whole body crackled when he moved.He simply changed his body, wearing cloud-piercing boots, chain mail, and a purple-gold crown with phoenix wings.

Seeing that his other half is so out of touch, Wukong Ling just likes to do things that show off, so he curled his lips in disdain.The somersaulting cloud lingered between the two monkeys, and it was difficult to tell who was its master, so it simply flew behind the original owner Zhou Wen.

Duobao didn't want to disturb the master-student reunion, so he politely offered to leave.

After Zhou Wen confirmed that Duobao had gone far, he was relieved and injected divine power into Wukongling's body. The little monkey swelled instantly and became an adult Monkey King.And Wukong narrowed his eyes dangerously. He was so good-looking that he was regarded as the unique Monkey King. Now there is a guy who is exactly the same, there must be a conspiracy.

"I know you don't know anything. When we were divided in half, I took away most of the memories. But I am you, and you are me." The soul can be divided into two, but the memory is alone. One copy, so when Wukongling left this world, he chose to take most of his memories with him. Poor Wukong not only faced endless imprisonment, but also stared blankly without knowing the cause and effect.However, Wukong has always been strong-willed, otherwise he would not have been able to travel across three continents and return to the Three Star Cave when he was still an ordinary monkey. He is ruthless to others and even more ruthless to himself, so he doesn't feel anything.

Wukong immediately laughed and said: "I don't bother to be coquettish in a man's arms." He was talking, Wukongling took the opportunity to fix him, he was too lazy to explain nonsense to himself, it was a waste of saliva.

Zhou Wen had a bad premonition, and hurriedly said: "Wukong can do this? He..." He understood Wukong's temperament, and he always prefers softness to toughness, so treating Wukong like this will only piss the monkey off. That's bad.

Sun Wukong didn't care, and replied with a smile: "This is the easiest way, save trouble, Master, just wait and see."

Seeing Sun Wukong's confident appearance, Zhou Wen unconsciously raised the corners of his mouth. With him by his side, it's hard to feel down, as if in front of Wukong, there are no difficulties that he can't overcome.But it was quite embarrassing to see Wukong's fiery eyes that were about to burst into flames. These two are his good disciples, and the palms and backs of their hands are full of flesh.Or let them figure it out on their own.

"I hid Master's body in my ears. When I go back, I will get Master out." Monkey King suddenly thought that Master still looks like a soul. People can't see much difference.

Why did this sound so strange, Zhou Wen laughed. He was worried that Ye Chang would have many dreams, so he pushed Wukong and said, "Okay, let's go."

Sun Wukong turned into a golden light, like a shooting star, and rushed back into his body.Soon, Sun Wukong's body was like a water polo, which was suddenly turned left and right by an inexplicable force, but it didn't blow up.After all, the soul is different from the body. It is not something that you can divide if you want, or reconcile if you want, and it is not dough.Zhou Wen wanted to step forward to help, but Monkey King refused with a smile.Wukong has a copper skin and iron bones, and he is not afraid of this change at all.

Zhou Wen couldn't help, so he could only stay on the side and protect his disciples.The golden chain mail on Sun Wukong's body was already broken. He sat cross-legged. After a while, he opened his eyes. He walked to Zhou Wen's side, knelt down on one knee, cupped his hands and said, "Master, apprentice..."

Zhou Wen hurriedly helped Wukong up, and Jia'zhuang complained: "When did our masters and apprentices pay attention to these virtual rituals?" Whether it is the memory of the prehistoric period, or the experience of being a teacher in modern society, there is no such kind of kneeling ceremony, so Zhou Wen never let his disciples do this.

"I was so happy all of a sudden, I forgot." Sun Wukong stood up, and suddenly thought of something, his little finger picked in his ear, but he has been practicing martial arts all year round, and his fingers still have hair, so the thinnest little finger It was also very thick, and it seemed that the effect of picking out his ears was not good, so he stretched it hard.

Zhou Wen brushed his hand away, offered to help, and picked out his ears. The earwax that had accumulated for hundreds of years must have been glued.Thinking of a person he knew when he was a child in modern times who didn't like to pick out his ears. In the end, after his ears were stuck, he had to go to the hospital for an operation to take them out, Zhou Wen became anxious.

"Do you hear me clearly? Do your ears hurt?" Zhou Wen asked worriedly. His fingers could only be stretched in for a certain distance, and it didn't do much, but there was no ready-made ear pick here... Hey, wait Wait, there is a ready-made golden cudgel that can be enlarged or reduced!

Sun Wukong was confused, he didn't feel any discomfort.

Because Zhou Wen had a psychological shadow, he hurriedly went to Jin Chou Bang to discuss: "Jin Chou Bang, I have a discussion with you. You should become smaller and have a small round hole in your head." Jin Chou Bang obediently changed its shape, Because it doesn't even know the existence of the ear pick.Otherwise, it wouldn't agree to it even if it died, it's too low-grade.Zhou Wen didn't think it mattered. Anyway, he was helping Jin Cudgel to improve his living environment. Wukong's ears were the home of Jin Cudgel.

The golden cudgel is a good thing. With Zhou Wen's language adjustment, it turned into a golden-red ear pick, which is the right size.Its master, Sun Wukong, was still in a daze. He didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Master's gourd, so he didn't dare to act rashly.

Zhou Wen pulled Wukong to find a big rock and sat down. He tried it on the back of his hand first. The golden cudgel was not sharp and would not scratch Wukong's ears. The spoon carefully inserted it into Monkey King's ear.He bit his lower lip, concentrated his attention like never before, and said: "If your ear hurts, you must say it. Otherwise, if your eardrum is broken, you won't be able to hear the sound..."

"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt at all." Sun Wukong shook his head subconsciously, as if a memory appeared in his mind. When he was very young, it seemed that his master picked his ears and wiped his hair like this. The treatment seems to be gone for a long time.

Zhou Wen was so frightened by his actions that he quickly stretched out his hand. Zhou Wen patted his head angrily: "I just told you to be careful. If you really puncture your eardrum, you can't do it." It's up to the throat.

At the second attempt, the itching accompanied by the golden cudgel slowly penetrating into the ears made Monkey King shrink back his neck and laugh.

"Don't move around." Zhou Wen tugged at his ears and looked at the sun. His eyesight was excellent, but Wukong also had a lot of golden hairs in his ears, which blocked his sight, so he couldn't see clearly what was inside. The situation does not seem to be unclean.Suddenly, he saw a white thing, which was quite long and big, which made him very happy.He carefully comforted him: "Don't move, be careful, take your time, hey, it's done!" Zhou Wen picked up the white thing with a golden cudgel, threw it out nonchalantly, and continued to look at his ears.

"Oh, it's too bad." Sun Wukong shouted.

Zhou Wen was confused, what happened?

Then he followed Sun Wukong's line of sight, and the white thing seemed to be himself. By the way, Wukong said before that he hid himself in his ears.Zhou Wen was embarrassed, so just now Wukong pulled out his ears vigorously, not because he felt that his ears were blocked, but because he wanted to dig himself out?

The two looked at each other, Zhou Wen thought to himself, can we skip this paragraph and pretend nothing happened?Speaking of which, Wukong has been suppressed for so many years, so he is a little disheartened. The clothes made of ordinary fabrics on his body are rotten, but his body is very good, and there are no problems.So he can't use common sense to consider it.Speaking of which, I've traveled through time travel for so long, and I haven't cut my nails or dug my ears... Zhou Wen's mind was wandering, and messy thoughts flashed by.