Difficult to be a teacher [Comprehensive]

Fangcun Mountain in Lingtai is a treasure land. There are various species in the forest for personal use, and there is also a large hot spring pool, which is convenient for cleaning.When the mountain gate was first established, the ancestor directly led the hot spring into the bathroom for use by himself and his disciples.

Hui Yu and others went to the forest to prepare the herbal medicine, and sprinkled it in the pond in advance, soaked in hot water, the color of the herbal medicine soon dyed the water brown, with a faint bitter taste.The younger disciples stayed in a pool, and everyone quickly took off their dirty clothes, jumped into the pool, and splashed a foot high.

Sun Wukong froze when he saw the white bodies of his brothers.

"Wukong, come down quickly, this medicine bath is so comfortable." Wu Xin was swimming in the huge pool with her little butt naked.Because of his young age and meticulous life, Wu Xin couldn't see a hair all over his body, his skin was very delicate, and he didn't have a tail.

Sun Wukong's unusually lively tail drooped quietly, arched and arched quietly, and the tail was stuffed into the wide robe by itself.

"Master is so kind to us." Wu Xin continued to speak, holding the water, he didn't notice Sun Wukong's discomfort at all, he just thought about how his roommate was much quieter than usual.

That's right, Master!Monkey King had an idea, and left a sentence: "You guys wash it yourself, I have something to go to Master."

Monkey King ran and jumped to Zhou Wen's residence, and his pace gradually slowed down.His little head, which had always been high, drooped, and his tail drooped, reflecting his lost mood.

"Wukong, you didn't take a bath with the seniors, why did you come here as a teacher?" Zhou Wen didn't have the eccentricity of spying on the disciples' bathing, so after they left Lantao Mountain, he put away the bright mirror.He was also ready to make a good soak, and asked Bai Yu to prepare a small wine, which is beautiful.

The white soup covered Zhou Wen's body below the chest, but Monkey King could still see the white and tender chest and arms.

"Master~ why only Wukong has hair and a tail?" Sun Wukong pursed his mouth, and there was a little grievance in his voice.He didn't have any worries at Zhou Wen's place. He stripped naked in an instant and jumped into the pool with a white veil on his head, puffing out his cheeks and spitting bubbles.Not to mention, after watching for a long time, this ugly-faced Lei Gong's mouth is also ugly and cute.

Zhou Wen remained silent, feeling that he seemed to have done something wrong. Maybe letting Wukong grow up in the mountains and forests and live with the monkeys and grandchildren of Huaguo Mountain would be the best for him?After all, it is inappropriate to let monkeys live among people... Otherwise, after the end of the Western Paradise, the Great Sage would have become a fighting Buddha, wouldn't he return to the original Huaguo Mountain to live in seclusion?Of course, this vague impression comes from "Journey to the West", Zhou Wen didn't know if it was reliable or not.However, if you compare your heart to your heart, if it were Zhou Wen himself and let him live among animals, even if he could communicate, he would still feel lonely.

"Wukong, otherwise..." Zhou Wen said hesitantly, but it turned out that Monkey King was blushing, his whole body was limp, and he was about to sink into the water.

Zhou Wen hurried over to rescue the little monkey, holding his neck.

"Hey, hey, master, I don't care, you must be the same as me, where did you hide the monkey hair and tail? Come out and let me see!" Monkey King bared his teeth and claws, with wet monkey hair sticking to his body, and the kitten just as poor.

"Wukong, are you stealing my wine?" Zhou Wen frowned. Will the child become an alcoholic at a young age?

Monkey King burped, and the stinky smell of alcohol reached Zhou Wen's nose.Zhou Wen tilted his neck back and pinched his nose.

"You despise me too!" Dou Da's tears rolled down, full of accusation.

"I don't." Zhou Wen didn't care about the smell of wine, and hurried to appease the young apprentice's fragile heart.

"You have it! I don't care about you." Monkey King struggled to leave.

Zhou Wen pinched a magic formula, and when he turned around, he became the Monkey King in his impression, walking on cloud shoes with lotus roots on his feet, wearing golden armor with locks, and a purple gold crown with phoenix wings on his head.Stepping on the water with a little monkey in his hand, it didn't detract from his majesty and arrogance in the slightest.

"I knew you were a monkey too!" The drunk Monkey King faded away the confusion in his eyes, and jumped over happily, making Zhou Wen's fake outfit very embarrassing.

"Be good, master will help you take a bath." Zhou Wen changed all his clothes, anyway, he was covered in hair, which was equivalent to a bathrobe.Just washing and washing, he couldn't help snatching the water and running away.

Zhou Wen asked sullenly, "Wukong, haven't you taken a shower since we came back?"

"My body is neither dirty nor stinky..." Even when Sun Wukong was drunk, his instinct told him how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages.Wukong's voice became weaker and weaker, obviously lacking in confidence.

Zhou Wen pinched his fingers and counted how long it would be since he came back, good guy, it's been almost half a year.This stinking dead person is all gifted by the great saint.He had an even more frightening conjecture, the four people on the journey to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures would not have been without a bath for 13 years... right?

On the surface, the little monkey still looks bright, smooth and clean.But when you look closely, it can only make you dizzy.

Zhou Wen stretched out his slender and fair fingers (although there were a lot of monkey hair on the back of his hand), picked out a small peach leaf hidden on the monkey's head, and threw it by the pool.Is the green thing on the cheeks moss?There is dirt between the eyebrows, and there is mud hidden in the hollow of the nose. There is a lot of dirt.

Zhou Wen, who always thought he was a rough old man who didn't pay much attention, would be forced to become a clean freak when he met this little monkey.Probably because Zhou Wen's movements were too gentle, like an old monkey scratching lice for a young monkey, the drunk Monkey King had already fallen asleep comfortably.

What else can Zhou Wen do, let's clean up.He specially found his own comb to comb the little monkey's fur.Looking at the soft monkey hair, some places are twisted into knots, and I have to cut it off with a knife.After doing it for a long time, Zhou Wen's forehead was already covered with beads of sweat, and then he had to use acacia to clean Monkey King's whole body.After rinsing it off, the monkey hair regained its fluffiness and softness, and exuded a scent of grass and trees.

"Bai Yu!" Zhou Wen yelled after wrapping the little monkey in the big cloth towel prepared for him.

"The ancestor ordered." Bai Yu immediately came in quietly.

"Send this little guy back."

"Yes!" Bai Yu took a look at the monkey-like ancestor, and was horrified, "So the ancestor is actually a monkey god!" Such words were repeated in his mind.

After finally coaxing the little ancestor, Zhou Wen changed the water in the pool again so that he could soak in the hot spring comfortably.

"Huh—this is more tiring than bathing a husky." Zhou Wen, who once worked part-time as a pet store clerk and was in charge of bathing large dogs, was deeply touched.

The next day, Sun Wukong woke up leisurely in a relaxed state that he had never felt before, and sniffed his nose, and he smelled so good, the smell was the same as that of his master.Although he has forgotten the experience after being drunk, he still remembers the sporadic fragments of the big monkey Zhou Wen gently grooming him.Hey, I'm so happy.

"Junior Brother, you laugh so disgustingly." Wu Xin said with disgust, "Why did Director Bai Yu personally send you back yesterday?"

"I'm very happy, and I took a bath with Master." Sun Wukong cocked his tail proudly, he stroked his clean and smooth hair, "Master combed me himself."

"Damn it, you are so lucky." Wu Xin was heartbroken, "How can you bother Master!"

"Go if you have the ability." Wukong is very smart, he knows that Wuxin will never have the guts to disturb the master.

Sure enough, Wuxin was dumb.