Huba hello, under Luobo

When they got up early the next morning, the two quickly packed themselves up, paid the rent and left at dawn.

When they walked out, they blushed relatively in the car, listening to the coughing of the old coachman and the bellows-like sound of his breathing, while the soft boy who cleaned up the room regretfully picked up the booklet thrown out by Beard, Put on a new bed sheet: "Oh... nothing happened last night..."

After such an incident, Robert no longer has the mind to play around with Beard, and Beard no longer has any mind to rob the rich and give to the poor.

If there is anything that can attract Hu Ba's attention a little bit after that incident, it is the "carrot" incident of the chivalrous robber that is widely rumored in the world.

Regardless of Robert's appearance of a gentleman like jade, modest and respectful, thin and frail in stature, sick and crooked in his dying years (cough cough, passed), martial arts are still quite good.

Several times Yu Yueheifeng Senior High School and Hu Ba worked together to expose the old background of several corrupt officials who made the people complain, and then secretly put the looted property in the homes of victims and poor people, and put the evidence in the hands of local officials. on the table.

Once, the two of them entered a thieves' court, only to find that the fat official was still with his concubine, um, that's all, embarrassing, they quickly hid.

Because it was too embarrassing to just listen to the vague voice like this, and it would also cause some physical discomfort, so the two of them found something to do——

Rock-paper-scissors, three wins out of five, the loser writes his name on the wall with charcoal, and adds "It's a big stupid pig" after it.

Yes, it's that childish.

But Scar and Robert are just playing by themselves, and they will clean up before leaving.

Both of them were also very courageous, and they were sure that there would be no noise, and the marks would be easy to wipe off afterwards, so they started playing with confidence.

Hu Scar lost the first match. Just when Robert wrote a "hu", the young man snatched the charcoal pen and wrote the word "radish" crookedly. It's embarrassing to write the following words.

It happened that the work in the house was over at this time, Hu Ba was afraid that Robert would see through and make fun of him, so he hurriedly dragged him to the outside room of the house.After some ransacking, he left quickly.Walking too hastily, I don't know who's clothes caught a pen washer, and the pen washer was sprinkled with water with a "squeak", then fell on the carpet with a "bang", and finally broke into slag with a "squeak".

The awakened concubine: "Ah——!"

The fat pig who was also awakened: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Hu Ba: "Ah——"

Robert: "..." What's your name?

Fat Pig Officer: "Who is here—to catch the assassin——"

36 meter, go is the best plan.

run.

Robert dragged Hu Ba out of the house and ran over the wall.

Neither of them remembered that there were three large characters on the outer wall.

It didn't take long for everyone in the arena to connect several "just incidents" together, and relying on strong evidence and strong reasoning ability (...not really), they came to the conclusion that the "carrot" of the grand rogue has been "struggling" in recent days. justice, eradicating violence and bringing peace to the good, robbing the rich and giving to the poor, and immeasurable merit".

So the storytellers have a new theme, but there are different opinions. Some say that the carrot belongs to a gangster, some say that it is a combination of two men, some say a man and a woman, a group of people organized by one, and some say... It is a pair of people. Sexual...

One day they were drinking tea in a teahouse, and saw the storyteller gulping down his saliva and beating a fan in his hand: "Hey, let's talk about that gangster 'Carrot', two born bisexual, abandoned by their parents since childhood, He was ravaged by evil officials, escaped later, and by chance, he was accepted as an apprentice by a merciful master. When he grew up, the two brothers and sisters determined to kill all the evil people in the world..."

Hu Ba: "..." Intersex people, two brothers and sisters, what the hell! ?

Why doesn't he know this! ?

It's better to hurry on the road day and night, forgetting to eat and sleep... These rumors in the world are really harmful...

Woooooooooooo... The village master's grandfather is so scary...

Q_Q

But even if he hurried on the road like this, he couldn't make up for the many trips that were delayed by playing around on the road before.Hurry up, and when we reach the foot of the mountain, it has been No. 13 months since Hu Ba left the village.

It would be a lie to say that I miss home.

But it is also very sad to be separated from Robert.

"No." Hu Ba thought, "only a little reluctant."

he persisted.

In any case, the stockade must be returned, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, early death and early death (Bah!).As soon as the carriage stopped, Hu Ba jumped down and stretched out his claws: "Where's the money?"

It was rare for Mr. Robert to be ashamed: "Do you want money, or someone?"

Hu Ba couldn't wait to see his dear village master grandfather, but this guy was wasting time here again, and in a fit of anger, Hu Ba remembered the job he hadn't done for a year—bandit and robber bodyguards and grand thieves) - whoever is better at robbing a house, look for Hu Lang on the east mountain!

Decisively and decisively...

Back to old business!

Mr. Robert was robbed up the mountain by Hu Ba with a smile on his face.

Maybe it's because people feel familiar when they go to a familiar place, and Hu Ba felt that this guy was a fool again: "You've been robbed, why are you so happy?"

Robert is like a spring breeze: "Well, I am happy."