Huba hello, under Luobo

The old village owner picked up a doll, and the doll had a dark scar-like birthmark at the corner of its right eye.

The old village owner didn't dislike him at all.

When naming a child, because the people in the village are not educated, they open their mouths to say "dog egg", "sledgehammer" and "donkey treasure". This child follows my father's surname Hu, and is called 'Hu Scar'!"

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Hu Ba gradually grew up, but none of the children in the village wanted to play with him.

Every time they see Hu Ba, they will laugh at him: "Hu Ba is ugly, Hu Ba is weird, and there is mold in the corner of Hu Ba's eyes." A posture of "envy, jealousy and hatred": "Stinky boy, this scar is a symbol of a man! No one wants it!"

Hu Ba was a little dazed, but he wasn't stupid.He understood that the old man was using his poor acting skills to comfort him.Although it is a bit frustrating, it is still very useful.

————————————— A few years later———————————————

Hu Ba can go out to rob!

In the village, every child has to participate in a robbery when he is an adult to show his ability, but robbery requires a group, so Hu Ba went to find a companion.

It turns out that the children in the village have grown up, but they still don't care about their beards as they did when they were young.Maybe it was influenced by the nursery rhymes when I was a child, and I took the nursery rhymes I made up to be true. I was afraid that there would be bad luck when I was with Hu Ba, so I didn't want to go to robbery with Hu Ba.Hu Ba had no choice but to pack up and prepare to go down the mountain alone.

At this moment, a new batch of ignorant children ran over: "Hu Scar is ugly, Hu Scar is weird, Hu Scar will never come back!"

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The old village head repelled these children as usual, and asked Hu Ba: "Shall I arrange some people to go with you?"

"...No, I can do it myself." Since Hu Ba was young, because no one played with him, all his thoughts were on practicing martial arts with Lao Zhai, and he was very confident in his current skills.

"Oh, then you go!"

"..."

For some reason, Hu Ba always felt that the old village master was very happy after hearing this.

The next day, at the foot of the mountain.

Hu Ba felt that he was quite lucky. The first time he robbed, he encountered such a "magnificent" carriage, and apart from an old coachman who was always coughing dryly while swinging his whip, all of them The carriage does not have a guard.

Hu Ba stopped in the middle of the road, stopped the carriage, and thrust his knife into the ground: "Robbery!"

The old coachman glanced at him, fell to the side without saying a word, and passed out, but he still held the whip in his hand.

"..." Well, I'm so scared... Am I being too rough?

Hu Scar thought to himself.

At this moment, the curtain behind the fainted old coachman was lifted, and a very handsome man came out. Hu Ba had never seen such a handsome man in his memory.

But he was born to be a fool.

"Well, stupid." Hu Ba thought, "I'm laughing even after being robbed."

"Dare to ask the strong man's name?" The man smiled and asked.

Let's just say he's a fool. Although Hu Ba is good at martial arts, he doesn't look strong at all.

"My surname is Hu, I'm not expensive, Hu Scar." The words are simple and mean, what the grandpa of the village owner said is aloof.

The man smiled more sincerely, and glanced at the white-haired head that was not hidden behind a big tree and the two ears that were stretched by hands: "But that carrot-like Huba?"

what the hell.

"No." Well...

"What a coincidence, next to Robert, it's not that beetle-like radish." Watching the head disappear behind the tree, Robert's smile became more and more beautiful.

"What a coincidence." Hu Ba thought, "By the way, I'm going to rob this big white radish. It turns out that he is called radish, and he deserves to be slaughtered by me now. Kill it, chop it up."

Come on.

"Hey, I opened this mountain..."

Before he could finish his sentence, the man interjected: "I know you didn't drive it. I have been walking this mountain road since I was three years old, and it has been 20 years. Seeing that you are only seventeen or eighteen, It can't be you who drove it."

Hu Scar was very upset when his lines were interrupted.

Robert continued: "I don't know if Mr. Hu is willing to serve as a bodyguard for this batch of goods? The salary is negotiable."

Hu Ba's heart was bling~bling~ again.

Wow, Grandpa Zhaizhu, I can make money!

[System] Ding!Congratulations to Mr. Robert for successfully harvesting a cute little beard.

And then, when Rob got into the car with Beard, the old coachman who had fainted just now rolled up and sat up, flicking the whip in his hand: "Drive!"

The carriage sped away into the distance.

Hu Ba:......Hey, something seems wrong?And, forget what?Forget it, if you forget it, it means it's not important.

The old village owner who had already returned to the top of the mountain and waited for his adopted grandson to come back: "..."

The guard robber waiting for new money to enter the warehouse: "..."

A knife stuck in the middle of the road and forgotten by its owner: "..."

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This is the first time the author publishes an article, and the writing style is not good.