Bamboo horse, bamboo horse, cheating and fraud

The foreigner has curly hair like a mess of straw, reminding me of those unlucky guys who were locked in caves for decades in the Jianghu story books many years ago.His big mouth that grinned to the ears was extremely bright, so bright that one couldn't help but step on his face twice.

The foreign devil was holding an iron tube with a handle attached to it, and he was constantly adding ice cubes into the tube.Then he turned the handle, and the crystal particles leaked from the bottom of the bucket into a small wooden bowl.

When I traveled around the world before, although I never really met a foreigner, I was more or less heard that others bragged about it. The sight I saw today is not much different from the rumors.Come to think of it, both foreigners and horses are human beings, with two eyes and two ears, which may not be so rare.

You Maobing supported his short, immature body, jumped over the bustling crowd and looked inside.I patted his head: "Come and see, let's go!"

Hearing this, he was overjoyed, grabbed my sleeve firmly, licked his lips, and kept glancing back and forth at the colorful thing in the hands of the foreign devil.

Could I still not know the smallness in his heart, so I tried my best to drag him out of the crowd.He intentionally confronted me, threw his legs on the ground, tied me firmly in the crowd, and said loudly: "Brother, this is the only time in your life, why don't you try it!"

When everyone heard the words, they turned their heads to follow the sound, and I covered my face in shame, gritted my teeth and said, "You don't have to eat anything from foreign devils for the rest of your life."

Unwillingly, he yelled again: "Brother, you are too stingy, you are a majestic..."

Before I finished speaking, I quickly covered his mouth and said with a playful smile: "Oh, brother knows that he is the number one handsome guy in Dongfangxishi, so I will buy you as much as you want!"

Only then did he shut his mouth contentedly, and I met everyone's curious gazes and stroked his hair kindly, but in my heart I wished I could punch five bloody holes in his head!

Seeing us walking towards him, the foreigner with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks knew that the business was coming, he smiled like a chrysanthemum, and sold us in broken Chinese: "And an official, Yao Buyao, try the little one's sick cream ?” (Two officials, do you want to try the small ice cream?)

You wipe the goosebumps on your arm to the ground, thinking, it’s fine if this foreign devil can’t speak clearly, even an official and an official can’t tell the difference. Fortunately, he looks a little more old-fashioned than me, otherwise it’s really Tegua Tian Li Xia!

I smiled and asked, "You... er... How can you sell this kind of forest?"

He said word by word: "It's... ice, cream, pour!"

I shook my head: "Okay, okay, no matter what forest, how do you sell it?"

He smiled mysteriously and held out a finger to me.

"A penny?"

He smirked and shook his head.

"Ten words?" I made a cross with my index fingers.

He remained unmoved.

"You don't want a tael of silver, do you?"

He simply didn't want to be fooled: "It's always money! There is no deception."

If You Maobing hadn't pulled me, I would have taken off the soles of my shoes and slapped him twice on his face that deserved a beating.

I suppressed the anger in my heart and questioned, "I always have money! Why don't you go snatch people?"

But he looked harmless to humans and animals: "You can't steal people's virtues. The cute Wei has laws, and stealing people is a violation of law and morality!"

I silently recited "Amitabha, good and good" ten times in my heart, and then I continued to reason with him: "Do you know how much the regular money is? How long does it take for ordinary people to earn regular money?"

But he was justified: "The nest is not sold to ordinary people. The milk and diseased lumps of the nest are obtained through hard work, right, the king of Dongyue?"

I was shocked, how did he know...

"Yesterday, when Ni Meng's army master killed the German, I was there. Money is probably not a problem for you. This is a public event, and I don't want everyone to know who Ni is, so as to cause necessary riots!" He lowered his voice. , threatening me at a volume only I can hear.

I gritted my teeth with my eyes closed, and really wanted to punch his high bridge of the nose, and then carefully weighed the pros and cons. I still took out ten cars of silver to give him with trembling hands.

He took the silver, smiled immediately, took the freshly crushed ice cubes at hand, poured some milky white juice on it, put a few pieces of fruit on it, and served it to me obsequiously.

I snorted coldly, took the ice cream, stuffed it into that bastard You Maobing's hand indignantly, and left sullenly.

After thinking about it, I felt that it was really a big loss.So I turned back, grabbed the spoon in his hand, and ate up the ice cream.

Not to mention, apart from being a bit more expensive, the sweet taste is really good.It is the hot weather in July at this moment, and there is still a few traces of heat rising in the air. After eating a bowl of ice cream, I feel completely refreshed.

You Maobing stared dumbfounded at the duck turning into a butterfly and flying away, tears of grievance rolled in his eyes.

I stared at him viciously, causing him to blink and swallow those few drops of cat urine.This made me feel better, I smiled and patted his shoulder and walked away, leaving him standing there with a bitter face and a bitter face.

After returning, I went straight to Xiao Luo's room, opened the door and walked in.

"Xiao Luo, you'd better..."

He interrupted me mercilessly: "Call me Luo Junshi, or Luo Shi."

I have always been very disgusted with these red tapes, so I waved my hands again and again: "That's right, Luo Junshi, send someone to investigate the origin of that foreign devil, he is as raped as a weasel!"

Only then did he raise his head, looked at me, and sighed: "I was about to tell you about this. According to information from various places, not only this Qingshui City, but also other places have foreigners. These days , The elusive foreigners sell all kinds of exotic items at a high price, they seem to come out overnight, no one knows what their purpose is."

I didn't expect him to have done such a detailed investigation.Even if he can't find out, then this matter may be a bit strange.

I gritted my teeth: "I'll order someone to arrest that foreign devil right now and interrogate him, won't you know? Anyway, we are not a regular army, so there is nothing wrong with arresting two people."

He pondered for a while, and finally nodded, agreeing.Just to be on the safe side, I still kept an eye on it, and brought a few burly men with me, and walked downstairs in a hurry.

I have always had revenge on money, and I have to avenge it!

But when I saw it there, I was completely dumbfounded—there was not even a ghost, let alone a foreign devil.