Bamboo horse, bamboo horse, cheating and fraud

In the sixth year of Hongxin, the world is small, and the world is full of waves.

"It's really fucking unlucky today. This year's millet can't be sold at a high price, and those country bumpkins are adding sand to it one by one. It's better not to do business at a loss. If you see money-seeking cheap hoofs, don't even think about it. Get it from me!"

"Come on, you should also accumulate some morals. This year, there has been a severe drought, and many people have starved to death. It is a great fortune to have some surplus food!"

"It's to blame, after all, it's the person above you who is to blame. Tell me, this year alone, taxes have been levied several times... If the King of Yue is still here, we won't be able to..."

The eyes of the people next to him widened, they hurriedly covered the man's mouth, and cursed: "You dare to say such rebellious words, do you think you have too many heads?"

But the man looked resentful, opened his hands and continued: "Huh, I just want to say, in my opinion, that one is incompetent, and it is better to spend all day thinking about intrigue with some foreign relatives and powerful people." Get down from your position as soon as possible... I don't care who sits on the throne, but don't collect so much tax to raise fox spirits like now?"

Taking off his shoes and blowing on his head didn't work, the person next to him simply took a rag from his hand and stuffed it into his mouth...

I waited for the rain to subside, so I took an umbrella out of the restaurant. After walking a few steps, I realized that I forgot to take something, so I turned back and took another umbrella next to the chair.

When I left the store, the man who was talking with me looked at me with great interest: "Hey, little Taoist priest, you have two umbrellas, can I borrow one?"

I shook my head: "Your Excellency is talking about the great Confucianism in the world. If you bend the ninety-five supreme to the poor for a small umbrella, wouldn't you break the poor!"

The man was stunned for a moment, he didn't realize what I meant, he thought I was praising him, when he heard the sarcasm in the words, Pindao had already slipped two streets away.

Run away after scolding, really exciting!

After a few drops of rain, the alcohol has basically passed by now.Holding an oil-paper umbrella in my right hand and another in the other, I couldn't help smiling wryly.

drank too much again...

Ever since he was a child, Yunxuan didn't like to bring an umbrella when he went out. Whenever it rained, I would have to search for someone all over the street. If I couldn't hand over the umbrella to him, my father would be in a panic.

When I grow up, Yunxuan is not as leisurely as I am. I am busy all day long, I don’t know what I am busy with. The capital city is no more than that small village, and the task of delivering umbrellas is even more difficult.

Wine is indeed a good thing, in addition to warming the heart and lungs and resisting the coldness of this early winter, it can also remind people of the past, so as not to be overwhelmed.

After leaving the capital, I changed to a Taoist outfit again, and started my old profession of traveling all over the world, cheating and abducting.Life is quite difficult, but even though the boats and cars are exhausting every day, I am happy and carefree. Compared with the past, I feel that I am very comfortable today.

The only difference is probably that he has an additional hobby of drinking, and the money he spends on divination for others every day is squandered in the cups. Getting drunk relieves thousands of worries, but the original savings have also bottomed out.

The sky is as dark as dusk, and it seems that the rain will not stop for a while.People were in a hurry on the road, and from time to time they cast strange glances at me as if I was shopping in a vegetable market.

A child ran towards me from a distance in the heavy rain. When he passed me, the soles of his feet slipped, and he fell into the puddle at my feet.

Pindao looked down at the already not-so-glamorous Taoist robe on his body. At this moment, a few strokes were added with heavy ink and color, which was considered a complete heroic sacrifice.

The child came out of the puddle with a "squeak" like a loach, splashed some muddy water on my arm, looked at me in fear, rolled his eyes and planned to run away.

I grabbed his collar from behind and jokingly said, "Little Poor Boy, are you rushing to reincarnate?"

He knew he couldn't escape, so he looked very embarrassed, as if he was in imminent disaster.

I stopped scaring him and handed him the umbrella in my hand.I'm not a nosy person, but when I saw this situation, I suddenly thought, if the people Yun Rong met when he was a child were as kind as poor people, then I don't have to bother me to brave the heavy rain all day to give it to me Send an umbrella.

The child looked unbelievable, I nodded again, and he took the umbrella from me tremblingly.I teased and said: "Come on, I don't charge any interest. If you are poor and travel around the world, you are helping the world and saving people. If you have a chance to meet again, you can return the umbrella to me!"

The child looked at me gratefully, and took out a pack of cakes from his arms with his dark hands: "The Taoist priest is really a kind person, if you don't mind, eat some sweet-scented osmanthus cakes made by my mother!"

Good news, not bad!

I nodded approvingly, picked up a piece of pastry, and was about to put it in my mouth, when I caught a glimpse of a faint green in the child's slightly squinted eyes.

I frowned, keeping my eyes open.Although I am now living the life of idle clouds and wild cranes, the string that has been stretched in my heart for a long time is still tied there habitually.

I shook my head and said with a smile: "Pindao is not hungry now, Rong Pindao will taste it after returning to his residence." After that, I took out a handkerchief from my arms and wrapped the pastry in my arms surmise.

Seeing this, the child's face became gloomy, and he said, "If the Taoist priest doesn't eat it, how can I feel so sorry!"

The uneasiness in my heart became more and more intense, but on the surface, I still had to keep my face.

"Pindao will naturally taste it when he returns home!"

The child suddenly changed his tone: "Does the Taoist really think he can hide?"

Before I could react to what he was saying, my eyelids suddenly jumped up. The next second, I felt a sharp pain in the back of my neck, and then my eyes went dark, and I lost consciousness.

When I woke up, I was lying in a strange room. I fumbled and looked around. My arms and legs were still there, so I probably felt relieved.

Walking out of the inner room, I saw a pot of hot tea brewed on the table still steaming.I went to the table and poured myself a glass, savoring it carefully.

After a long time, I sighed in admiration: "Good tea, brother Xiao really likes to drink strong tea as before, it's because the poor taste is getting weaker and weaker recently, I'm afraid I will let down the precious tea specially prepared by Brother Xiao !"

In fact, there are some things that I still vaguely have an outline in my mind, and I can think clearly by following the outline.It's just that a done deal is done, and it's meaningless to go deeper into it. Instead, just remembering the past will feel like a knife piercing your heart.

According to Xiao Luo's influence, his eyeliner in Beijing must have already notified him of the arrest of Yun Sui and me, so why should I travel thousands of miles day and night to ask him for help.As for the rest, whether to save or not to save is only in his mind.

It's just that the king of Yue is utterly loyal, but he doesn't know how to maneuver; while his disciple Xiao Yue has wolfish ambitions.