How to fall in love with the demon king at first sight

When Jiang Dongze came in, this was what he saw.

Tang Xiu and Lu Miao put their heads together and smiled at each other.

It was raining lightly outside, and he was a little wet. He had black hair, a black T-shirt and black trousers. Standing in the shadows at the door of the study, he could only vaguely see his face.Tang Xiu was of course the first to perceive him, and Lu Miao followed Tang Xiu's gaze.

At this time, the screen suddenly switched to a scene, illuminating the surroundings.

Lu Miao was surprised, "Why do you seem to be roasted?"

There were several scorched holes on the clothes.

Jiang Dongze came over, "I'm in some trouble."

Lu Miao raised her eyes, wondering why his air pressure was so low right now?It felt like a dark cloud was hanging over them.

Tang Xiu smiled and said, putting his hands on the top of the sofa: "What do you want from me?"

"Did you help the vampire catch the demon?" Jiang Dongze's voice was deeper than the dark clouds.

"Why do you think so?" Tang Xiu's tone was as light as smoke.

Jiang Dongze threw down a broken black umbrella, "I found this in the vampire's laboratory."

He endured the electric shock and directly opened the cage, only to find that there was a thin silver steel rod fused in the middle of the iron rod, and it had supernatural power.He disassembled each iron rod and found 24 in total, and there was a round black cloth on top. He quickly realized that this was the cloth surface and skeleton of an umbrella.

The electricity in the cage can shut down the demon.

But a monster like Qin Tian couldn't restrain himself.

Qin Tian is an ape, he doesn't know how to dig holes, as long as he can restrain himself from climbing up, he only has an umbrella on the top.

The God of Weapon Umbrella is only Tang Xiu.

Black umbrella... Lu Miao has an impression.

It was also in this living room that he saw Tang Xiu use a black umbrella to deal with vampires, and he still remembered the song "Rolling in the deep".

"Couldn't it have been stolen by a vampire?"

"The weapons you are used to will also be stained with divine power. Vampires can't touch your brilliance."

"Then how did they use my umbrella?" Tang Xiu smiled and said, "Shouldn't you think that I left the umbrella behind because I wanted to destroy them?"

"Without your help, they would not be able to catch Qin Tian."

"There are so many monsters in your tribe, as long as there are those who are willing to cooperate, it is not difficult to work together to catch Qin Tian." Tang Xiu got up, "Monster King, I know you are very angry, but you shouldn't lose your mind."

"Is it?"

"Or, you are not angry, but jealous?"

The air stood still for a moment.

The sound of the rain outside also seemed to stop suddenly.

Tang Xiu and Jiang Dongze stared at each other in the shadow of the flickering screen, neither of them moved.

Lu Miao's little heart was beating, and she stood up suddenly, holding up the moon, "Brother Jiang, this moon is very beautiful."

Jiang Dongze glanced at Lu Miao.

Shen Shen almost looked into his eyes, and in an instant, he disappeared.

Jiang Dongze never believed Tang Xiu.

This is the instinct of the demon, the hostility that has continued from ancient times, even if he has no memory of inheritance, he will not rashly believe in God.

As the restrained party, it should be even more so.

Including what he said before, there may be a previous demon king in the cocoon.

Even if this is the case, he must have another purpose.

But he couldn't figure out what his purpose was?Trying to trick him into a cocoon and trap him?Why did he bring Lu Miao in, and what was his purpose for contacting Lu Miao?

The vampire side also lost the clue.After collecting the umbrellas, he chased them in. Inside was a vampire's laboratory, but it seemed to be a spare. A few humans transformed by vampires stood there in panic, and the exit was a parking lot.

Jiang Dongze took off his shirt when he got home, and wiped his short hair with a towel.

He suddenly thought of Lu Miao.

If Lu Miao had to choose between him and Tang Xiu, he would probably choose Tang Xiu.

Suddenly there was a sound of hitting glass in the living room.

Jiang Dongze went out and saw two cats squeezed by the glass outside the closed window, raising their round golden eyes to look at him pitifully.

Jiang Dongze frowned, but stepped forward to open the window.

The two cats jumped in immediately and shook the rain.One is black with some white spots all over the body, and the other is white with some black spots all over the body.

They followed him all the way.

"My lord, we didn't bring any clothes, sorry we can't transform into a human form first," the black cat said.

"Yes, yes, since we fought with Wang, Wang is so powerful, we decided to follow you." The white cat said with its big eyes blinking.

It seemed to be a bit cold, the black cat looked left and right, the whole living room was very empty, only a table and a futon.

The black cat jumped into the futon, and the white cat followed suit, and the two cats almost became a ball.

It is a good thing for Jiang Dongze to be able to subdue the demon.

"What's your name?"

The white cat said, "My name is Xiaolan."

The black cat said, "My name is Xiaohong."

Jiang Dongze: "..."

"Profession."

The white cat said: "I'm a network administrator in the human world. I'm here to see if anyone is causing trouble." He is that demon with a cropped cut, a white vest and gray shorts.

The black cat said: "I am a programmer in the human world, and I quite like programming." He is the demon in a suit and leather shoes and glasses.

The black cat said, "Wang, what about you?"

Jiang Dongze said: "My name is Jiang Dongze in the human world. I am a newspaper editor, but I mainly do proofreading and writing book reviews."

"Editor." The black cat and the white cat looked at each other, and the black cat said, "The salary is very low, right?"

Jiang Dongze: "..."

The black cat continued: "You can come to our company. There are many beautiful sisters, as well as thirteen salaries, paid annual leave, and snacks and fruits."

Are they here to poach people?

Jiang Dongze sat down and asked, "Do you often hunt monsters over there?"

The hairs of the two cat demons gradually became fluffy, and when they were joined together, they looked like a ball of hair.

The black cat replied: "Well, it should be hunted once every two to three months. We can't eat too much."

"Are you friends?"

The demons are all independent, especially since they belong to the relatively... hard-to-serve species like cat demons, it is difficult to form friendships.

The two cats glanced at each other, and the white cat nodded: "Forget it. A long time ago, we were adopted by the same little human girl, and she named us Xiaohong and Xiaolan. Later, she was taken away, and we I just wanted to find her. I lost my way in the deep mountains, followed the words of a big monster, practiced and practiced, and finally became a monster. But we haven’t found our former little master yet.”

"She should have died long ago," said the black cat.

"But you're still looking for it?"

"If you see a similar little girl, you will run to her house—"

These two cats are very fond of each other.

The black cat then added, "—killed all the other pets in her family, and only kept us."

Jiang Dongze: "..."

"Don't you have to go to work today?" Jiang Dongze asked.

"Escaped." The white cat replied indifferently.

"I'll go later," said the black cat.

The white cat asked: "Your leader still urges you to work overtime?"

"If you press me again, I will bite him to death." The black cat said through gritted teeth, "I won't let me rest for three days a week."

"If you weren't able to steal other people's technology, your boss would have fired you long ago."

Black Cat: "No way, programmers are cat slaves. Every day I go in, he makes me sit on his head and watch him type code."

Jiang Dongze: "..."

Jiang Dongze got up: "Do your own thing, I'll take a bath."

"Can you open the door?" said the black cat, "We want to smell more of you."

"Yeah. Wang smells really good." The white cat agreed.

"it is good."

After Jiang Dongze walked in.

The white cat muttered to the black cat, "This king is not bad, much better than the previous very fierce and fierce king."

Jiang Dongze was washing and washing, and there seemed to be something wrong when he heard the cat's meowing.

After washing, he changed his clothes and came out. He saw the black cat folded on the futon, and the white cat folded on top of the black cat, doing something indescribable.

Jiang Dongze: "..."

The white cat was blindfolded: "Wang, you came out so soon?"

Jiang Dongze: Did they use his smell as an aphrodisiac?

The black cat lay on the ground whimpering and meowing.

The white cat asked excitedly: "Wang, do you have a partner? We want to meet."

"No."

The white cat still looked a bit pity, "Wang, how old are you? Are you not in heat yet?"

Jiang Dongze: "...It's been 100 years."

The white cat was surprised: "It's so small. It's just grown up."

"Are you gay?"

Jiang Dongze thought he was the only one who was abnormal.

"Isn't the same sex normal? The decline of our race is because we are no longer interested in the opposite sex."

...This is different from what Qin Tian said.

Jiang Dongze was speechless for a moment.

At this time, the black cat finally recovered, "Wang, what are you looking for?"

"Do you know about vampires?"

"I don't really know, they are all smelly things anyway." The white cat pouted, "Where we are, they usually don't come close."

"It's different now."

Jiang Dongze briefly talked about the current situation, although the two of them didn't really care much.

"Wang, you are so powerful, why worry. No matter what kind of monster, we just have to eat it."

"Do you not care even if the monster race is extinct?"

"It doesn't matter, as long as we can live."

"When the demon is extinct, what do you do for a living?"

The white cat thought for a while, "Cultivation. It would be better if there were no monsters to grab the essence of the world with us. If necessary, you can eat people. Although people are hard to eat now."

"If the genocide is extinct, do you think you can live alone? Whether it is a god, a vampire or a human being, they will all be wiped out."

"It's really troublesome." The black cat said, resting its head on the ground.

The white cat also sighed, "Why do you think so much?"

Jiang Dongze: ...

Most of the demons are cultivated from animals, and their IQs are generally low.

Of course, most of them live among human beings now, and things have improved a lot.

But when encountering some extremely lazy animals like cat monsters and turtle monsters, there is simply no way.

In fact, the IQ of vampires is also low, but they absolutely obey the ghost king, and they are the most united species.

"You two will do something for me." Jiang Dongze said solemnly.

Both cats raised their heads, "What's the matter?"

"Spy on someone for me. But don't get too close, he can recognize the demon."

The black cat became interested and stood up, "What kind of person is so powerful?"

"A doctor."

"Is that the doctor who did experiments on vampires?"

"Ah."

The white cat licked its paw, eager to try, "Wang, can I tear him apart if necessary?"

"No. Report anything to me."

Facing the demon king's eyes, they stood up and nodded respectfully: "Yes."

The author has something to say:

Three consecutive questions about this demon king:

What is the experience of watching live cat movies?

May I ask what kind of experience it is to watch cats show affection?

May I ask what kind of experience it is for your subordinates to be so stupid?