On one hundred ways of acting like a baby

At the end of May, Xuanbei made Yingzhen his queen.

On the same day, Yu Zijin was named a beauty.

The title of beauty was one that Yu Zijin picked and found with great difficulty. He felt that the name was just like the person, and it was just right for him.

Xuanbei's ruthlessness was declared to the world when Xuanbei was elected.Everyone restrained him and followed the rules and etiquette, but he did the opposite, blatantly telling the world that he would not recognize the queen as his official wife, and only Poppy Poppy could hold his heart.

Then Wu Jieyu was thrown into the cold palace, and the other concubines involved in the fight were never summoned.

Empress Dowager Ru also stepped on the emperor's tail, and the price she paid was that Ge Min's son, who was like a baby, was taken away and fostered next to the half-baby Yu Zijin.Empress Dowager Ru was very angry about this.But Xuanbei couldn't shake Xuanbei's mind, so she had to come back three or four times a day, delivering every meal, as if she was afraid that Yu Zijin would kill a baby under her nose.

In fact, Yu Zijin didn't like this fat boy who wobbled too much.

This kid has a big head, he can only whine, he has a lively temper, and he chases after Yu Zijin all day long.Yu Zijin only paid attention to him on a whim, and chatted with him for a few words.However, this kid may have been kept by the Queen Mother's side for too long, and he rarely had playmates, so he was already clapping his hands with joy.

Yu Zijin's best playmates are Xiao Jinzi and Dora Zhuomala.

He was dragging his playmates to ambush outside the residence of another Lin Jieyu who was involved in the drowning incident, holding a handful of stones in his hand, once he saw Lin Jieyu's shadow, he would throw it in, and he had to look at the flowery face leave.

Dora Zhuomala tried to dissuade him a few times weakly, but she couldn't talk to him, so she had to stand anxiously, not even having the courage to look at the sharp stone.

"They all say you've become a beauty..."

Dora Zhuomala has a healthy appearance and wheat-colored skin, but her personality is completely opposite.She spoke softly and softly, as if she hadn't had enough to eat.

"Yes." Yu Zijin stared inside intently, then patted the little milk boy on the head, and raised a finger in front of him to signal him to keep quiet.

The little milkman pouted her fingers, "Yeah——"

"How do you want to be a beauty?" Dora Zhuomara said with a bitter face, "Isn't that going to compete with them? My mother and concubine said that the palace is the most terrifying place, and being an emperor's concubine is the most terrible thing." It's a terrible thing. There are many people here, they are heavy-hearted, and they always want to harm people. What should they do if they harm you?"

Yu Zijin threw a stone high, caught it accurately, and replied nonchalantly: "They hurt me, so I'll kill you back. I'm about to settle accounts with her. After one calculation after another, no one can escape." Walk."

Dora Zhuomala said, "Huh?"

She faltered like a frightened rabbit, "But, there are so many of them. What if they complain to the king? He is very fierce, will he punish you?" Dora Zhuomala He frowned in great distress.

Yu Zijin was confident, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, Xuanbei is not fierce. He looks fierce, but in fact he is not fierce at all. You are not even afraid of tigers, how can you be afraid of him?"

"That is--"

"I saw someone!" Yu Zijin retracted his head, his eyes ordering everyone to be quiet.

Xiao Jinzi silently stretched out his hand to cover the little baby's mouth, and was bitten twice.

The sound of talking in the distance gradually approached, as if Lin Jieyu happened to be insulting Yu Zijin in secret, and she spoke obscenely/cheesily one after another.Dora Zhuomala's eyes turned red with anger, and her hands stopped shaking.

"Smash her, hit her!" Yu Zijin said a few words in a low voice, jumped out of the grass, and threw stones around with a crackle when he saw the right person.

"what--!"

Lin Jieyu let out a cry.

Xiao Jinzi threw one hesitantly, and then quietly groped behind Yu Zijin and threw another one, hitting Lin Jieyu's face with certainty.

"Who is it! Are you looking for death?! How dare you come here to find trouble!" Lin Jieyu hurriedly covered her face, stepped back again and again, and pointed her back at them.

"it's me."

Yu Zijin tossed out the remaining three or four stones, and stood there with an air of pride, "It's not that you always say that I talk about me behind my back, and my ears are itchy, so I found it here!"

Lin Jieyu turned around and saw that it was really Yu Zijin who was cursing day and night, her expression was ugly.

"You, what are you doing here?" She asked in surprise and fear.

It was originally expected that Xuanbei would not cause a big incident because of Yu Zijin, but if he didn't want to, there would be an uproar.

Now Huashanna has indeed lost a child, but Yingzhen and Yu Zijin are not only safe and sound, but also become a queen and a beauty.Although she wished to have their skin cramped, she didn't dare to confront Yu Zijin at this moment.

"Come to play with you." Yu Zijin blinked, "I will come to play with you every day from now on."

Lin Jieyu's face contorted for a moment, she forced a smile, took a step closer hesitantly, squeezed her throat and said, "What's the fun of you coming to my place? It's better to go find the baby concubine, oh no, it should be the queen."

Yu Zijin remained silent, as if he was really thinking about whether he should go to find Yingzhen or not.

Seeing that there was something going on, Lin Jieyu took two steps forward, tried her best to be gentle and persuasive, and said, "Yingzhen planned the facts of that day. If she hadn't been in charge, none of us would have the courage to do such a thing openly. She is the one who usually False, once the face is torn off, it will be terrifyingly vicious. First, everyone is gathered to plan to harm you, and after Huashanna leaves, they will at least make Huashanna lose a child. If you two die together, just evade and say that you two are arguing, We will die together. No matter which of the two has an accident, it will all be pushed to the other person. No matter what, you will not be spared. Judging by your expression at the time, I am afraid you would not have guessed that she was the one behind the scenes, right?"

Yu Zijin muttered something.

"What did you say?" Lin Jieyu took two steps closer.

Yu Zijin's face was on one side, and the hand behind his back had already snatched a few stones from Xiao Jinzi's hand.At this time, he hit her head-on and face-to-face, drawing a bloodstain on her flowery face.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

"Hee hee." Yu Zijin grinned, "Whenever you scold me, I'll come and play with you again. I can hear what you say, but don't try to secretly talk about me."

Lin Jieyu staggered and couldn't stand, she cried and asked someone to hold Yu Zijin.

Even though they clearly didn't dare to touch Yu Zijin, Yu Zijin turned around and ran away.

"Wait, wait for me." Dora Zhuomala ran wildly in fright, and ran in front of Yu Zijin.

Xiao Jinzi bitterly hugged the big fat boy and ran after him.

It ran for a while before stopping.

Yu Zijin glanced at the sky and announced that today's play was over.

Dora Zhuomala turned around three times after walking, "You, you be careful..."

"If the king scolds you, run away, just run like this, don't ask him to punish you. You come to me, I'm Princess Dora, he won't hit me... probably not..." She twisted carefully He raised his eyebrows, lowered his voice, and doubted himself uncertainly, "Could it be..."

Yu Zijin was about to be amused, and waved his hands again and again, "Go and go, I won't be scolded or punished. Let's go and see the white tiger tomorrow, okay?"

Dora Zhuomala has been thinking about the little white tiger for a long time, but because it is a living creature that Dora paid tribute to Xuanbei, she hasn't visited it for a long time.Hearing what Yu Zijin said, he was overjoyed, with a cute smile.

After taking a Dora Zhuomala, there is still a little baby boy left.

The little milk boy tilted his head, "Yeah?"

"You, go find Elder Sister Dongsheng." Yu Zijin looked down at him with her hips crossed.

The little milk boy babbled and took out his mouth-watering fingers, and opened his fat white arms to hug Yu Zijin's feet.

Yu Zijin took a few steps back, "Don't hug me, go find sister Dongsheng."

The little baby boy flattened his mouth, and his black and white eyes were foggy, and he was about to cry.

Yu Zijin sighed solemnly, "Hey——you troublesome little doll."

Xiao Jinzi, who was standing aside watching the play, held back his laughter, feeling that these two troublesome little dolls were a perfect match together, confirming the saying that a villain has his own clothes.

The two of them were evenly matched in tossing, and the little milk boy was even slightly better, making Yu Zijin put on a mature and steady fake.

Here, Yu Zijin stretched out his hand to hold the little Naiwazi's little hand, shook it twice, and perfunctory in every possible way: "Okay, okay, you go. I'll play with you later and tell you stories, okay?"

Xiao Jinzi sensibly grabbed the little milk boy and coaxed him away.

Finally, Yu Zijin, who was light in weight, was very happy, and instead of going to the main entrance of the main hall, he wanted to climb in from the window of the side hall, wanting to sneak up inside to scare Xuanbei.

In the end, he was a little taken aback.

Inside stood a living Yu Qing'an, his face livid, his hands clenched at his sides.

"I just hope that the king will take back the imperial decree." Yu Qing'an said in a blunt tone, "Otherwise, I would rather resign and leave than suffer such humiliation."

"What does it have to do with you to seal Yu Zijin as a beauty?" Xuanbei's face sank, before he could get angry.

Yu Qing'an replied: "Now that my youngest brother enters the harem, he doesn't mention how civil and military officials treat the humble minister, and how they talk about it behind his back. Between father and mother, the humble minister failed to take good care of my younger brother and made him a wife and concubine. This is a big disobedience!"

—It seems to be talking about him?

Yu Zijin hid behind the curtain and peeped.

The atmosphere in the room was tense.

Xuan Bei sneered: "If you don't enter the palace, I'm afraid he may be alive or not. In this way, you have fulfilled your filial piety?"

These words were full of sarcasm, which made Yu Qing'an's face turn green and pale, and he retorted word by word: "Zijin was born and raised in a deserted courtyard and did not want to associate with others, so he never forced him. Since he was a humble minister and weak crown, he has been persuaded several times to move to the government. I also invite scholars and masters to teach literature and martial arts. However, Zijin has an unusual temperament, and he doesn't like literature and does not prefer martial arts. I originally planned to find a marriage for him in two years anyway. As for making a living, even if he has been doing nothing all his life. , this minister will also fulfill his elder brother's duty. Therefore, this minister is indeed incapable of being as considerate as a king, but he also considers that he treats him well."

"You seem to be sarcastic about being lonely and hungry, and caring about your young brother!"

"I just don't want to see the king go astray!"

Xuanbei and Yu Qing'an confronted each other, refusing to give in to each other, like two wild beasts looking at each other and walking in circles, ready to open their bloody mouths and swallow each other into their stomachs at any moment of aggression.

Trouble, trouble, big trouble.

Yu Zijin sighed inwardly, but was very interested as if watching a play.

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