Has Tianshi lost his horse today?
Chapter 52
Being arrested at the scene of cheating, Shen Zhiyan paused, feeling a little sad, "I'll just talk casually."
"En." Shao Jie snapped his fingers at Ren Manman, "You?"
"I..." Ren Manman was stunned immediately, and then quickly turned around, "I'll go eat first when I'm hungry, Director Shen will leave it to you! You will always be my favorite boss, and you will always live in my heart!"
Shen Zhiyan didn't expect Ren Manman to run so simply, and quickly reached out to stop him, "Oh no, didn't you say that Shao Jie is a weak little ghost servant, don't run away, come back and beat him!"
But before he could stretch out his hand very far, he was caught by Shao Ji.
"I just said... huh?" Before Shen Zhiyan finished speaking, the man pressed against the corner of the bed and fiercely kissed the air on his chest. Before Shen Zhiyan even had time to react, he was pressed down by Shao Jie. The man's hand It was already hanging on the hem of his clothes, Shen Zhiyan couldn't help but tense when he thought of the upcoming event.
But Shao Jie straightly pulled down the hem of his clothes to cover his stomach, "Be careful not to catch a cold."
Shen Zhiyan: "???"
You the fuck...?
Director Shen almost couldn't resist his urge to swear.
Licking Yin Hong's lips, Shen Zhiyan looked at him inexplicably.
"what happened to you?"
Shao Jie said: "It's nothing, you fainted just now, I want you to pay attention to your body, don't be too tired."
Shen Zhiyan frowned, held Shao Jie's hand and didn't let go, vaguely feeling that something was wrong, "Are you hiding something from me?"
Shao Jie said solemnly: "No."
Shen Zhiyan raised the man's chin with one hand, and looked at him coldly, "Tell me now that you have a problem, even if it's serious, I'll treat it as if nothing happened, but if you tell me again after this time, no matter how much I will quarrel with you about small things!"
Shao Jie thought about what he had done in the past, and said in embarrassment: "... If you want to say that, it's too much."
Shen Zhiyan: "..."
shit.
Is it too late for me to regret it now?
"Forget it, I'll tell you directly, you have my child in your belly."
"Forget it, stop talking, you... what did you say?"
Shen Zhiyan glanced at his stomach dully, then waited intently for Shao Jie's answer.
Seeing that his daughter-in-law was so frightened, Shao Jie didn't dare to say anything, and hastily covered up the matter, "It's all right, I'll just say don't take it to heart, it's not a big deal."
"Come on! What child?!" Shen Zhiyan grabbed Shao Yu, forced the ghost who was about to run away to be trapped on the bed, and even used his spiritual power to form a formation, "Tell me clearly!"
After hearing that sentence, Shen Zhiyan finally understood what was going on with Shao Jie during this time, he took care of his stomach inexplicably, the atmosphere was so good just now but he forcibly endured it, and Shao Jie repeated again and again Asking about the child, Shen Zhiyan felt suffocated.
I even had the urge to disperse and shatter the ghosts in the Fa-rectification on the spot.
Shao Jie was afraid that Shen Zhiyan would be too agitated to be good for the child, so he stroked his lower abdomen lovingly, "My dear, calm down, you are just a child, how can you be so impulsive because of a little thing that hasn't grown up yet?" .”
Shen Zhiyan paused for a moment, his body stiffened visibly to the naked eye, then he turned around slowly, showing a meaningful smile towards Shao Jie.
Then Shao Ji was beaten.
The kind of serious beating that hits the flesh.
Shao Jie knew that Shen Zhiyan was angry, so he didn't resist until finally seeing Shen Zhiyan's Xuanyang fan thrown out. If he continued to beat him, he might lose his soul. Shao Jie had no choice but to give in and ran away.
Shen Zhiyan chased him tirelessly for several hours, and didn't stop until Shao Jie disappeared.
The child in his stomach also seemed to sense something, and it moved around in Shen Zhiyan's stomach when he ran away, making Shen Zhiyan very uncomfortable, and in the end he stopped chasing him and went back with his stomach in his hands.
Shao Jie realized that Shen Zhiyan hadn't caught up, so he leaned against the corner to pant.
my mom.
The temper of the pregnant woman is volatile, and the forum really didn't lie to him.
only……
Shao Jie opened a post in the Maternal and Child Forum in his favorites and gave a negative review.
Can gently stroking the belly of a pregnant woman ease the mood of a pregnant woman? !
Rubbish!
Shao Jie’s response to the bad review: I gently stroked the pregnant woman’s belly according to the landlord’s method, with a lot of love, my pregnant woman chased me for two streets, if I didn’t run fast, he would have killed him I!
The more he talked, the more angry he became, and the more he talked, the more aggrieved he became, Shao Jie angrily clicked to report.
It's all a lie!
Now that he ran out, he didn't know whether he should go back or not. It seemed quite boring to stay here, but he would be beaten if he went back. This time Shen Zhiyan was much more angry than last time, and his life might really be lost if he went back.
As a ghost king, it is not so easy to die, but when facing Shen Zhiyan, he can't block it, he can only let Shen Zhiyan fight, which makes him very passive.
So uncomfortable.
Just when Shao Jie was struggling with where he was going, Shen Zhiyan sent him a message, "Come back."
Shao Ji teleported back to the room.
Shen Zhiyan had already calmed down, sitting on the bed drinking coffee.
Seeing this, Shao Jie couldn't help but say, "Coffee is not good for children."
Shen Zhiyan responded calmly, "Ghost air is not good for children, so don't appear in front of me until the child is born."
Shao Ji: "???"
I thought I was his real father.
Why don't you let me see the kids?
Shao Jie was wronged.
"But I'm his own father, so why don't you let me watch the child?" Shao Jie said, "The child was not conceived normally, it was put in with my condensed energy, and then cultivated with your body. Only when the spiritual power is poured will it be born."
"I am by your side, and I can help children grow up."
"I know." Shen Zhiyan could feel that the child in his stomach was not a normal child, how could he, a man, follow a woman's production process to get pregnant! ?Nonsense!
But no matter what, Shen Zhiyan didn't want to see Shao Jie.
Shao Jie felt aggrieved lying beside Shen Zhiyan, "Can you really not let me watch the child?"
Shen Zhiyan said expressionlessly, "You should go back to work in the ghost world."
"I quit."
"Then what do you take to support me and the child?"
Shao Ji: "???"
"The child has to eat and drink well after birth. I can't go to work after having a child. You still resign. When the child is born, take the child to drink the Northwest Wind?"
"I have to send it to kindergarten after giving birth, and I have to learn some special skills in kindergarten. Have you ever calculated how much it will cost to go back and forth?"
"If you don't go to work, you won't be able to support the child, so you might as well kill it."
Shao Jie: "..."
Eh, no, eh...?
Shao Jie scratched his head, feeling that something was not right, but also felt that Shen Zhiyan's words were very reasonable, and Shao Jie fell into entanglement for a while.
Seeing that the flickering was almost done, Shen Zhiyan waved his hand and said, "Okay, if you think what I said makes sense, go back, earn more money, and don't come back if you don't have money."
"...?" Shao Jie still felt something was wrong, but Shen Zhiyan didn't give him a chance to figure it out, and was pushed away by Shen Zhiyan.
Seeing Shao Jie leave, Shen Zhiyan also got up and stretched. The child in his stomach made him feel more tired than usual, but other things were fine, except in terms of spiritual power, the loss of spiritual power was getting faster and faster.
This child needs spiritual power to grow up, and it must have sucked his spiritual power unconsciously.
Shen Zhiyan sighed, touched his stomach but couldn't get angry with the ignorant child inside.
In any case, it was all conceived by myself, Jindu has come in, I can't really throw it out, can't I.
It's just that soon there will be a competition of skills between the various sects. With his appearance, how can he represent Longxia Mountain in the battle?
Shen Zhiyan felt a headache.
Thinking that the little old man might know something about these things because he is well-informed, he went back to Longxia Mountain first.
The brothers on the mountain are practicing their skills hard, presumably to prepare for the upcoming competition.
The little old man on Longxia Mountain is teaching in the classroom. This is not the same place as the school. This is the school the little old man built. When Shen Zhiyan entered, the little old man was talking about getting excited. He originally wanted to wait for the little old man in silence. After talking about this, I went back, but I didn't expect that the little old man noticed Shen Zhiyan coming in, and interrupted himself directly, and stopped talking.
"Why are you here?" The little old man asked with a smile after meeting him not long ago, "Did you miss Master?"
Shen Zhiyan rubbed his nose, seeing that so many juniors were speechless, he said carefully, "Master, I have something I want to tell you."
"Okay." The little old man said: "Want to whisper to the master? Come on, let's go outside and talk, if you have anything to say, just talk to the master."
"Ah."
The little old man said to the students with a straight face: "You go to the self-study first, draw all the spells I just said, and wait for me to come back and check."
After that, he chased Shen Zhiyan out with a smile on his face.
Back in the room, Shen Zhiyan poured a cup of hot tea for the little old man, while he drank warm water.
Shen Zhiyan clutched the cup, hesitantly said: "Master, do you think a man can get pregnant?"
"A man?" The little old man thought for a while and said, "Although this incident is not common, there are all kinds of wonders in the world, and it is possible for a man to become pregnant. Why? Have you met such a person?"
Shen Zhiyan shook his head, lowered his eyes, not daring to look directly at his master, sighed and said, "Master, what would you do if you met a pregnant man?"
"What should I do? What does it have to do with me when someone is pregnant, and the child is not mine." The little old man seemed very generous, as if he was trying to clean himself up.
"Then..." Shen Zhiyan took a deep breath and said, "Master, what should I do if I am pregnant?"
"If you're pregnant, then I'll...hahaha you're pregnant, don't you tease me...?" The little old man's voice gradually calmed down, but the expression on his face widened his eyes in horror, " You, you, what are you talking about?!"
Shen Zhiyan coughed lightly, he didn't know what to say to the little old man's surprise.
Director Shen, who has graduated for many years, rarely has a guilty conscience that he will be hired as a parent if he hasn't finished his homework.
Shen Zhiyan squeezed the center of his eyebrows, and said with difficulty: "Master, I said I'm pregnant."
The little old man smiled at him, just when Shen Zhiyan thought it was all right and the little old man accepted the possibility calmly, the little old man rolled his eyes and simply passed out.
Shen Zhiyan: "..."
It’s over.
Shen Zhiyan hurriedly carried the little old man back to the room. The students waiting in the room stretched their necks to look out, only to see Shen Zhiyan pick up the little old man and left. look out.
The little old man was dizzy and woke up quickly. It was nothing serious, he woke up as soon as he touched the bed.
He opened his eyes in a daze, looked at Shen Zhiyan and suddenly smiled, "I just dreamed that you were here, and you told me a lot, hehe, it's really interesting."
Shen Zhiyan asked anxiously, "What did I say?"
"You said you were pregnant." The little old man laughed loudly: "Hahaha, you, a man, actually told me that you were pregnant. My dream is so fake haha."
Shen Zhiyan: "..."
Too guilty to speak.
The little old man laughed for a long time, and seeing that Shen Zhiyan ignored him, he asked strangely, "What's wrong?"
"Well... about that kid."
The little old man clutched the pillow and looked at him cautiously, "You don't want to say that the dream I just had is real, do you?"
"Cough." Shen Zhiyan coughed lightly and said, "Master, I'm sorry."
The little old man immediately took a deep breath, "—uh!" He was about to faint again.
Shen Zhiyan patted a Qingxin Talisman.
The little old man lost any sleepiness at once.
Shen Zhiyan finished what he wanted to say in a breath, "Master, I'm pregnant, and the one in my belly grew up by absorbing my spiritual power. I feel very weak recently. I may..."
"Your list has been submitted." The little old man felt very embarrassed as he stroked his beard.
The list was reported early in the morning, and Shen Zhiyan said now, isn't it too late, seeing that the competition is about to start, it is too late to make a temporary replacement.
"Then I..."
The little old man waved his hand, and said casually: "It's okay, you have outstanding strength, and you can easily KO them with only a little spiritual power left, it's not a big deal."
Shen Zhiyan said: "But now I don't have any spiritual power."
It was still there, but on the way to the mountain, there was not even a trace of spiritual power.
Shen Zhiyan stroked the empty dantian, feeling deeply powerless.
It is difficult for him to even unfold the Xuanyang Fan now.
It's all Shao Ji's fault!
It took too much spiritual power to hit him just now!
The more Shen Zhiyan thought about it, the angrier he became, and he wished he could call Shao Jie back to give him another beating, but he had already decided not to see him before he calmed down.
The little old man was also in a dilemma. He originally wanted to rely on this opportunity to gain fame in his school, but he didn't expect such a thing to happen. "The only ones under my command who can go out are you, Pei Yi and Rongting. Now that you're gone, it's hard for the two of them to support the situation."
"... Let's forget about Rong Ting and I, what's going on with Pei Yi?" Shen Zhiyan frowned, "Our sect really lacks people."
Shen Zhiyan couldn't imagine it.
With Pei Yi's spiritual power, even if he loses all his spiritual power now, he can hit Pei Yi according to that.
Isn't he just going out to deliver food?
"The main reason is to confuse Pei Yi. When people see that the people from this sect are so weak, it's easy to kill him. After they relax their vigilance, they will send you there and catch them by surprise!"
Shen Zhiyan: "..."
In such a small game, scheming was actually used.
"Master, I now..."
The little old man didn't want to listen to Shen Zhiyan's prevarications. The one they can play and is the strongest now is Shen Zhiyan, and there can be no one else. "Don't, don't talk, I have a way."
Shen Zhiyan was suspicious, "What way?"
The little old man said casually: "Take your ghost servant, if there is any competition, just let the ghost servant take over."
"Let Shao Jie go?" Shen Zhiyan hesitated for a moment, he was used to standing in front of Shao Jie, and this kind of thing was a contest between celestial masters, so what's the point of letting Shao Jie, a ghost servant, fight.
The little old man naturally knew Shen Zhiyan's concerns, he waved his hands and said, "Didn't those foreigners use puppets or man-making techniques to participate? It's also a concept for you to bring ghost servants, it's not cheating."
"Can he do it?" Shen Zhiyan still couldn't believe it.
"Don't worry, he is much more powerful than you imagined." The little old man smiled like a cat stealing fish.
The little old man patted Shen Zhiyan on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "As long as you can win this time, you may have a lot of juniors and juniors in the future. It's up to you whether you can fill up the division."
Shen Zhiyan said helplessly: "Then I'll go back and discuss it with Shao Kai."
The little old man didn't take it seriously, "What's there to discuss? He can still refuse what you say?"
"It's not this." Shen Zhiyan had no choice but to take off the talisman on the door of the little old man's head and said: "Then master, you will faint first, and I will go back."
The little old man: "..."
I'm actually not that dizzy.
Baby apprentice, wait, let's talk again?
But Shen Zhiyan ignored the little old man's persuasion, turned around and left.
On the way back, Shen Zhiyan's left hand never left his stomach. As a man, he never thought that he would be pregnant one day. This is a bit too fake.
But it just happened to be such a fake thing, and it really happened to him.
Although it was not conceived normally, this kind of child condensed with ghost energy also continued his and Shao Ji's blood in another way.
It's quite a strange feeling to have a little Jia Guo connected with his own blood in his stomach.
Can't say what it feels like.
Never felt it before.
After returning home, Shen Zhiyan first went to the kitchen to cook a bowl of noodles for himself, and then sent a summons to Shao Jie.
Within a minute, Shao Jie stood in front of Shen Zhiyan.
Shao Jie looked at Shen Zhiyan and smiled slightly. Before he could say anything, he saw the instant noodles that Shen Zhiyan was holding, and immediately frowned, "Is this what you're going to eat at night?"
It was too troublesome to do other things, Shen Zhiyan felt lazy all over, so he said, "I'm too lazy to do it."
Shao Jie took the instant noodles from Shen Zhiyan's hands, felt confiscated, and then put them on the table, saying, "Go sit and wait a while, I'll cook two dishes for you, and it will be ready soon."
Shen Zhiyan stood at the door and refused to leave. Seeing Shao Jie busy inside, he smiled and said, "It's really virtuous."
As a man, being said to be virtuous, no matter what, it must be hard for him to accept it, but Shao Jie was happy to be praised by Shen Zhiyan. He turned around and gave him a sideways look, and asked frivolously, "Do you love me more?"
"Morality." Shen Zhiyan turned and left.
When Shao Jie was cooking, he added some ghost energy to help, and the ghost energy helped to heat up the ingredients so that the ingredients could be cooked faster, and Shen Zhiyan didn't have to wait too long.
With the blessing of ghost energy, Shao Ji cooked the ingredients for this meal in less than 10 minutes.
With the ghost in his arms, Shao Jie took out all the food in one go, "Come and eat."
While eating, Shen Zhiyan thought of what the master said, and said, "I have something to discuss with you."
"What's the matter?" Shao Jie was busy picking up food for him, and said after hearing the words: "You don't need to discuss it, you can just talk about it."
Shen Zhiyan rolled his eyes at him and said: "I have a competition in a while, about Taoism, but now I have lost all my spiritual power, so I can't go."
"But this competition is very important, and I have to go."
Otherwise, their teachers might not be able to get ahead, and they would make jokes.
Shao Jie nodded, and vaguely understood Shen Zhiyan's meaning, "You want to take me there?"
"Well." Shen Zhiyan said: "It's reasonable to bring ghost servants to participate, so there should be some chances of winning with you."
Shao Jie patted his chest and said, "No problem, isn't it just a small competition, your husband must have arranged it for you properly."
Shen Zhiyan turned to look at him, "What husband?"
The bright eyes are giving me a reasonable explanation, if there is no reasonable explanation, it will be the rhythm of being beaten.
Shao Jie was keenly aware that he might be beaten, so he quickly changed his words and said, "I mean, husband, I will definitely arrange this matter for you properly."
Shen Zhiyan nodded in satisfaction.
"After pregnancy, your appetite will increase. If there is anything you want to eat or drink, please tell me at any time. If there is anything unpleasant, tell me, and I will follow you. Don't lose your temper because of a little thing. Hold this matter in your heart until the end..."
Thinking of the scene like the Shura field, Shao Yu couldn't help but shudder, it was too scary.
Shen Zhiyan bit his chopsticks and wanted to hit someone, "Don't treat me like an ordinary pregnant woman."
"Okay baby, you're right."
Shen Zhiyan: "..."
Worth.
Shen Zhiyan slapped the chopsticks on the table, "You talk to me like that, do you want to die?"
"Baby who thinks, I don't think about it all the time."
Shen Zhiyan: "..."
MMP.
This is not over.
He didn't eat the meal, he held his breath abruptly, Shen Zhiyan resisted the urge to roll his eyes, and went upstairs after finishing the meal.
There is nothing to say, wait until I find a time to beat you up, or it will be beneficial to the growth of the child.
Shen Zhiyan asked: "When did you have this child?"
"...I started preparations a long time ago." Shao Ji calculated the time carefully, and it was really a long time ago, "Actually, I didn't want a child at the beginning, but because I didn't bring anything with me for the first time, I was absorbed by you. Afterwards, I checked the connection between ghost energy and spiritual power, only to find out that the combination of these two can create a child."
"It's just that a pregnant body is needed."
"En." Shao Jie snapped his fingers at Ren Manman, "You?"
"I..." Ren Manman was stunned immediately, and then quickly turned around, "I'll go eat first when I'm hungry, Director Shen will leave it to you! You will always be my favorite boss, and you will always live in my heart!"
Shen Zhiyan didn't expect Ren Manman to run so simply, and quickly reached out to stop him, "Oh no, didn't you say that Shao Jie is a weak little ghost servant, don't run away, come back and beat him!"
But before he could stretch out his hand very far, he was caught by Shao Ji.
"I just said... huh?" Before Shen Zhiyan finished speaking, the man pressed against the corner of the bed and fiercely kissed the air on his chest. Before Shen Zhiyan even had time to react, he was pressed down by Shao Jie. The man's hand It was already hanging on the hem of his clothes, Shen Zhiyan couldn't help but tense when he thought of the upcoming event.
But Shao Jie straightly pulled down the hem of his clothes to cover his stomach, "Be careful not to catch a cold."
Shen Zhiyan: "???"
You the fuck...?
Director Shen almost couldn't resist his urge to swear.
Licking Yin Hong's lips, Shen Zhiyan looked at him inexplicably.
"what happened to you?"
Shao Jie said: "It's nothing, you fainted just now, I want you to pay attention to your body, don't be too tired."
Shen Zhiyan frowned, held Shao Jie's hand and didn't let go, vaguely feeling that something was wrong, "Are you hiding something from me?"
Shao Jie said solemnly: "No."
Shen Zhiyan raised the man's chin with one hand, and looked at him coldly, "Tell me now that you have a problem, even if it's serious, I'll treat it as if nothing happened, but if you tell me again after this time, no matter how much I will quarrel with you about small things!"
Shao Jie thought about what he had done in the past, and said in embarrassment: "... If you want to say that, it's too much."
Shen Zhiyan: "..."
shit.
Is it too late for me to regret it now?
"Forget it, I'll tell you directly, you have my child in your belly."
"Forget it, stop talking, you... what did you say?"
Shen Zhiyan glanced at his stomach dully, then waited intently for Shao Jie's answer.
Seeing that his daughter-in-law was so frightened, Shao Jie didn't dare to say anything, and hastily covered up the matter, "It's all right, I'll just say don't take it to heart, it's not a big deal."
"Come on! What child?!" Shen Zhiyan grabbed Shao Yu, forced the ghost who was about to run away to be trapped on the bed, and even used his spiritual power to form a formation, "Tell me clearly!"
After hearing that sentence, Shen Zhiyan finally understood what was going on with Shao Jie during this time, he took care of his stomach inexplicably, the atmosphere was so good just now but he forcibly endured it, and Shao Jie repeated again and again Asking about the child, Shen Zhiyan felt suffocated.
I even had the urge to disperse and shatter the ghosts in the Fa-rectification on the spot.
Shao Jie was afraid that Shen Zhiyan would be too agitated to be good for the child, so he stroked his lower abdomen lovingly, "My dear, calm down, you are just a child, how can you be so impulsive because of a little thing that hasn't grown up yet?" .”
Shen Zhiyan paused for a moment, his body stiffened visibly to the naked eye, then he turned around slowly, showing a meaningful smile towards Shao Jie.
Then Shao Ji was beaten.
The kind of serious beating that hits the flesh.
Shao Jie knew that Shen Zhiyan was angry, so he didn't resist until finally seeing Shen Zhiyan's Xuanyang fan thrown out. If he continued to beat him, he might lose his soul. Shao Jie had no choice but to give in and ran away.
Shen Zhiyan chased him tirelessly for several hours, and didn't stop until Shao Jie disappeared.
The child in his stomach also seemed to sense something, and it moved around in Shen Zhiyan's stomach when he ran away, making Shen Zhiyan very uncomfortable, and in the end he stopped chasing him and went back with his stomach in his hands.
Shao Jie realized that Shen Zhiyan hadn't caught up, so he leaned against the corner to pant.
my mom.
The temper of the pregnant woman is volatile, and the forum really didn't lie to him.
only……
Shao Jie opened a post in the Maternal and Child Forum in his favorites and gave a negative review.
Can gently stroking the belly of a pregnant woman ease the mood of a pregnant woman? !
Rubbish!
Shao Jie’s response to the bad review: I gently stroked the pregnant woman’s belly according to the landlord’s method, with a lot of love, my pregnant woman chased me for two streets, if I didn’t run fast, he would have killed him I!
The more he talked, the more angry he became, and the more he talked, the more aggrieved he became, Shao Jie angrily clicked to report.
It's all a lie!
Now that he ran out, he didn't know whether he should go back or not. It seemed quite boring to stay here, but he would be beaten if he went back. This time Shen Zhiyan was much more angry than last time, and his life might really be lost if he went back.
As a ghost king, it is not so easy to die, but when facing Shen Zhiyan, he can't block it, he can only let Shen Zhiyan fight, which makes him very passive.
So uncomfortable.
Just when Shao Jie was struggling with where he was going, Shen Zhiyan sent him a message, "Come back."
Shao Ji teleported back to the room.
Shen Zhiyan had already calmed down, sitting on the bed drinking coffee.
Seeing this, Shao Jie couldn't help but say, "Coffee is not good for children."
Shen Zhiyan responded calmly, "Ghost air is not good for children, so don't appear in front of me until the child is born."
Shao Ji: "???"
I thought I was his real father.
Why don't you let me see the kids?
Shao Jie was wronged.
"But I'm his own father, so why don't you let me watch the child?" Shao Jie said, "The child was not conceived normally, it was put in with my condensed energy, and then cultivated with your body. Only when the spiritual power is poured will it be born."
"I am by your side, and I can help children grow up."
"I know." Shen Zhiyan could feel that the child in his stomach was not a normal child, how could he, a man, follow a woman's production process to get pregnant! ?Nonsense!
But no matter what, Shen Zhiyan didn't want to see Shao Jie.
Shao Jie felt aggrieved lying beside Shen Zhiyan, "Can you really not let me watch the child?"
Shen Zhiyan said expressionlessly, "You should go back to work in the ghost world."
"I quit."
"Then what do you take to support me and the child?"
Shao Ji: "???"
"The child has to eat and drink well after birth. I can't go to work after having a child. You still resign. When the child is born, take the child to drink the Northwest Wind?"
"I have to send it to kindergarten after giving birth, and I have to learn some special skills in kindergarten. Have you ever calculated how much it will cost to go back and forth?"
"If you don't go to work, you won't be able to support the child, so you might as well kill it."
Shao Jie: "..."
Eh, no, eh...?
Shao Jie scratched his head, feeling that something was not right, but also felt that Shen Zhiyan's words were very reasonable, and Shao Jie fell into entanglement for a while.
Seeing that the flickering was almost done, Shen Zhiyan waved his hand and said, "Okay, if you think what I said makes sense, go back, earn more money, and don't come back if you don't have money."
"...?" Shao Jie still felt something was wrong, but Shen Zhiyan didn't give him a chance to figure it out, and was pushed away by Shen Zhiyan.
Seeing Shao Jie leave, Shen Zhiyan also got up and stretched. The child in his stomach made him feel more tired than usual, but other things were fine, except in terms of spiritual power, the loss of spiritual power was getting faster and faster.
This child needs spiritual power to grow up, and it must have sucked his spiritual power unconsciously.
Shen Zhiyan sighed, touched his stomach but couldn't get angry with the ignorant child inside.
In any case, it was all conceived by myself, Jindu has come in, I can't really throw it out, can't I.
It's just that soon there will be a competition of skills between the various sects. With his appearance, how can he represent Longxia Mountain in the battle?
Shen Zhiyan felt a headache.
Thinking that the little old man might know something about these things because he is well-informed, he went back to Longxia Mountain first.
The brothers on the mountain are practicing their skills hard, presumably to prepare for the upcoming competition.
The little old man on Longxia Mountain is teaching in the classroom. This is not the same place as the school. This is the school the little old man built. When Shen Zhiyan entered, the little old man was talking about getting excited. He originally wanted to wait for the little old man in silence. After talking about this, I went back, but I didn't expect that the little old man noticed Shen Zhiyan coming in, and interrupted himself directly, and stopped talking.
"Why are you here?" The little old man asked with a smile after meeting him not long ago, "Did you miss Master?"
Shen Zhiyan rubbed his nose, seeing that so many juniors were speechless, he said carefully, "Master, I have something I want to tell you."
"Okay." The little old man said: "Want to whisper to the master? Come on, let's go outside and talk, if you have anything to say, just talk to the master."
"Ah."
The little old man said to the students with a straight face: "You go to the self-study first, draw all the spells I just said, and wait for me to come back and check."
After that, he chased Shen Zhiyan out with a smile on his face.
Back in the room, Shen Zhiyan poured a cup of hot tea for the little old man, while he drank warm water.
Shen Zhiyan clutched the cup, hesitantly said: "Master, do you think a man can get pregnant?"
"A man?" The little old man thought for a while and said, "Although this incident is not common, there are all kinds of wonders in the world, and it is possible for a man to become pregnant. Why? Have you met such a person?"
Shen Zhiyan shook his head, lowered his eyes, not daring to look directly at his master, sighed and said, "Master, what would you do if you met a pregnant man?"
"What should I do? What does it have to do with me when someone is pregnant, and the child is not mine." The little old man seemed very generous, as if he was trying to clean himself up.
"Then..." Shen Zhiyan took a deep breath and said, "Master, what should I do if I am pregnant?"
"If you're pregnant, then I'll...hahaha you're pregnant, don't you tease me...?" The little old man's voice gradually calmed down, but the expression on his face widened his eyes in horror, " You, you, what are you talking about?!"
Shen Zhiyan coughed lightly, he didn't know what to say to the little old man's surprise.
Director Shen, who has graduated for many years, rarely has a guilty conscience that he will be hired as a parent if he hasn't finished his homework.
Shen Zhiyan squeezed the center of his eyebrows, and said with difficulty: "Master, I said I'm pregnant."
The little old man smiled at him, just when Shen Zhiyan thought it was all right and the little old man accepted the possibility calmly, the little old man rolled his eyes and simply passed out.
Shen Zhiyan: "..."
It’s over.
Shen Zhiyan hurriedly carried the little old man back to the room. The students waiting in the room stretched their necks to look out, only to see Shen Zhiyan pick up the little old man and left. look out.
The little old man was dizzy and woke up quickly. It was nothing serious, he woke up as soon as he touched the bed.
He opened his eyes in a daze, looked at Shen Zhiyan and suddenly smiled, "I just dreamed that you were here, and you told me a lot, hehe, it's really interesting."
Shen Zhiyan asked anxiously, "What did I say?"
"You said you were pregnant." The little old man laughed loudly: "Hahaha, you, a man, actually told me that you were pregnant. My dream is so fake haha."
Shen Zhiyan: "..."
Too guilty to speak.
The little old man laughed for a long time, and seeing that Shen Zhiyan ignored him, he asked strangely, "What's wrong?"
"Well... about that kid."
The little old man clutched the pillow and looked at him cautiously, "You don't want to say that the dream I just had is real, do you?"
"Cough." Shen Zhiyan coughed lightly and said, "Master, I'm sorry."
The little old man immediately took a deep breath, "—uh!" He was about to faint again.
Shen Zhiyan patted a Qingxin Talisman.
The little old man lost any sleepiness at once.
Shen Zhiyan finished what he wanted to say in a breath, "Master, I'm pregnant, and the one in my belly grew up by absorbing my spiritual power. I feel very weak recently. I may..."
"Your list has been submitted." The little old man felt very embarrassed as he stroked his beard.
The list was reported early in the morning, and Shen Zhiyan said now, isn't it too late, seeing that the competition is about to start, it is too late to make a temporary replacement.
"Then I..."
The little old man waved his hand, and said casually: "It's okay, you have outstanding strength, and you can easily KO them with only a little spiritual power left, it's not a big deal."
Shen Zhiyan said: "But now I don't have any spiritual power."
It was still there, but on the way to the mountain, there was not even a trace of spiritual power.
Shen Zhiyan stroked the empty dantian, feeling deeply powerless.
It is difficult for him to even unfold the Xuanyang Fan now.
It's all Shao Ji's fault!
It took too much spiritual power to hit him just now!
The more Shen Zhiyan thought about it, the angrier he became, and he wished he could call Shao Jie back to give him another beating, but he had already decided not to see him before he calmed down.
The little old man was also in a dilemma. He originally wanted to rely on this opportunity to gain fame in his school, but he didn't expect such a thing to happen. "The only ones under my command who can go out are you, Pei Yi and Rongting. Now that you're gone, it's hard for the two of them to support the situation."
"... Let's forget about Rong Ting and I, what's going on with Pei Yi?" Shen Zhiyan frowned, "Our sect really lacks people."
Shen Zhiyan couldn't imagine it.
With Pei Yi's spiritual power, even if he loses all his spiritual power now, he can hit Pei Yi according to that.
Isn't he just going out to deliver food?
"The main reason is to confuse Pei Yi. When people see that the people from this sect are so weak, it's easy to kill him. After they relax their vigilance, they will send you there and catch them by surprise!"
Shen Zhiyan: "..."
In such a small game, scheming was actually used.
"Master, I now..."
The little old man didn't want to listen to Shen Zhiyan's prevarications. The one they can play and is the strongest now is Shen Zhiyan, and there can be no one else. "Don't, don't talk, I have a way."
Shen Zhiyan was suspicious, "What way?"
The little old man said casually: "Take your ghost servant, if there is any competition, just let the ghost servant take over."
"Let Shao Jie go?" Shen Zhiyan hesitated for a moment, he was used to standing in front of Shao Jie, and this kind of thing was a contest between celestial masters, so what's the point of letting Shao Jie, a ghost servant, fight.
The little old man naturally knew Shen Zhiyan's concerns, he waved his hands and said, "Didn't those foreigners use puppets or man-making techniques to participate? It's also a concept for you to bring ghost servants, it's not cheating."
"Can he do it?" Shen Zhiyan still couldn't believe it.
"Don't worry, he is much more powerful than you imagined." The little old man smiled like a cat stealing fish.
The little old man patted Shen Zhiyan on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "As long as you can win this time, you may have a lot of juniors and juniors in the future. It's up to you whether you can fill up the division."
Shen Zhiyan said helplessly: "Then I'll go back and discuss it with Shao Kai."
The little old man didn't take it seriously, "What's there to discuss? He can still refuse what you say?"
"It's not this." Shen Zhiyan had no choice but to take off the talisman on the door of the little old man's head and said: "Then master, you will faint first, and I will go back."
The little old man: "..."
I'm actually not that dizzy.
Baby apprentice, wait, let's talk again?
But Shen Zhiyan ignored the little old man's persuasion, turned around and left.
On the way back, Shen Zhiyan's left hand never left his stomach. As a man, he never thought that he would be pregnant one day. This is a bit too fake.
But it just happened to be such a fake thing, and it really happened to him.
Although it was not conceived normally, this kind of child condensed with ghost energy also continued his and Shao Ji's blood in another way.
It's quite a strange feeling to have a little Jia Guo connected with his own blood in his stomach.
Can't say what it feels like.
Never felt it before.
After returning home, Shen Zhiyan first went to the kitchen to cook a bowl of noodles for himself, and then sent a summons to Shao Jie.
Within a minute, Shao Jie stood in front of Shen Zhiyan.
Shao Jie looked at Shen Zhiyan and smiled slightly. Before he could say anything, he saw the instant noodles that Shen Zhiyan was holding, and immediately frowned, "Is this what you're going to eat at night?"
It was too troublesome to do other things, Shen Zhiyan felt lazy all over, so he said, "I'm too lazy to do it."
Shao Jie took the instant noodles from Shen Zhiyan's hands, felt confiscated, and then put them on the table, saying, "Go sit and wait a while, I'll cook two dishes for you, and it will be ready soon."
Shen Zhiyan stood at the door and refused to leave. Seeing Shao Jie busy inside, he smiled and said, "It's really virtuous."
As a man, being said to be virtuous, no matter what, it must be hard for him to accept it, but Shao Jie was happy to be praised by Shen Zhiyan. He turned around and gave him a sideways look, and asked frivolously, "Do you love me more?"
"Morality." Shen Zhiyan turned and left.
When Shao Jie was cooking, he added some ghost energy to help, and the ghost energy helped to heat up the ingredients so that the ingredients could be cooked faster, and Shen Zhiyan didn't have to wait too long.
With the blessing of ghost energy, Shao Ji cooked the ingredients for this meal in less than 10 minutes.
With the ghost in his arms, Shao Jie took out all the food in one go, "Come and eat."
While eating, Shen Zhiyan thought of what the master said, and said, "I have something to discuss with you."
"What's the matter?" Shao Jie was busy picking up food for him, and said after hearing the words: "You don't need to discuss it, you can just talk about it."
Shen Zhiyan rolled his eyes at him and said: "I have a competition in a while, about Taoism, but now I have lost all my spiritual power, so I can't go."
"But this competition is very important, and I have to go."
Otherwise, their teachers might not be able to get ahead, and they would make jokes.
Shao Jie nodded, and vaguely understood Shen Zhiyan's meaning, "You want to take me there?"
"Well." Shen Zhiyan said: "It's reasonable to bring ghost servants to participate, so there should be some chances of winning with you."
Shao Jie patted his chest and said, "No problem, isn't it just a small competition, your husband must have arranged it for you properly."
Shen Zhiyan turned to look at him, "What husband?"
The bright eyes are giving me a reasonable explanation, if there is no reasonable explanation, it will be the rhythm of being beaten.
Shao Jie was keenly aware that he might be beaten, so he quickly changed his words and said, "I mean, husband, I will definitely arrange this matter for you properly."
Shen Zhiyan nodded in satisfaction.
"After pregnancy, your appetite will increase. If there is anything you want to eat or drink, please tell me at any time. If there is anything unpleasant, tell me, and I will follow you. Don't lose your temper because of a little thing. Hold this matter in your heart until the end..."
Thinking of the scene like the Shura field, Shao Yu couldn't help but shudder, it was too scary.
Shen Zhiyan bit his chopsticks and wanted to hit someone, "Don't treat me like an ordinary pregnant woman."
"Okay baby, you're right."
Shen Zhiyan: "..."
Worth.
Shen Zhiyan slapped the chopsticks on the table, "You talk to me like that, do you want to die?"
"Baby who thinks, I don't think about it all the time."
Shen Zhiyan: "..."
MMP.
This is not over.
He didn't eat the meal, he held his breath abruptly, Shen Zhiyan resisted the urge to roll his eyes, and went upstairs after finishing the meal.
There is nothing to say, wait until I find a time to beat you up, or it will be beneficial to the growth of the child.
Shen Zhiyan asked: "When did you have this child?"
"...I started preparations a long time ago." Shao Ji calculated the time carefully, and it was really a long time ago, "Actually, I didn't want a child at the beginning, but because I didn't bring anything with me for the first time, I was absorbed by you. Afterwards, I checked the connection between ghost energy and spiritual power, only to find out that the combination of these two can create a child."
"It's just that a pregnant body is needed."
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