Stand-up comedy studio
Chapter 16 Boy, do you want to borrow money?
[It's okay to make a lot of money!Huo Huo has great ambitions!Ask for support and take away! 】
[Upstairs vixen go away, Huo Huo is going to tell us about cross talk, why do you want to monopolize it! 】
[If a haunted house really opens, I'm afraid I'll be scared to death. 】
[Look at you group of people who are begging for foster care and are frightened to death. Look at me, I am different. I am Huo Huo's wife, and we have actually been secretly married for a long time. 】
[Upstairs smells shameless! 】
[Hong: Heh. 】
[A taunt from a local tyrant!I cried and ate this candy, isn't it just dog food!I can't eat it!Hey woo woo woo. 】
[Heart of the local tyrant: Do you dare to take advantage of my people?Minutes to kill you little bitch! 】
[Stab... Stimulate!Everyone in this live broadcast room is fucking good at acting. 】
……
This time, Huo Xiaoqian stopped the cross talk after only talking for half an hour, and those who originally mocked Huo Xiaoqian kept chattering non-stop, but Huo Xiaoqian didn't give them time to reflect on it, and went straight to the point.
"I will hold accountable those who maliciously flesh me out. Now they are all registered with their real names. This person is really bold." Huo Xiaojia said with a snort, "And as for whether I have drugged the general , I can only say sorry, I don't know. I may have drunk too much at the time so my brain was broken. I have no impression of this incident. I will personally verify this incident. If it is true, I will publicly confess The General apologizes."
Many people only think that this sentence is just an excuse. It is better to directly say amnesia after drinking too much, but the public apology later is not something that ordinary people can release. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if you don't want to forgive him? !
After the live broadcast, Hong tipped some more. As soon as the huge projection venue was closed, two private messages were sent, one was from Hong, and the other was from the system.
Huo Xiaoqian clicked on the system message first, it was nothing more than Lujiang’s urging to pay taxes and fees. In fact, Lujiang’s taxes and fees are not high. Deducting a little handling fee accounted for [-]% of which was calculated together in the final news. Most of the Green River collected taxes and fees on the venue fee, and charged [-]% of the venue.
Of course, Lujiang will not let the broadcaster not set the venue fee. Newcomer broadcasters have the privilege of waiving the venue fee, but anyone who has a little popularity has to set it up, but the humane point is that the venue fee is set by the broadcaster.
After paying Lujiang's taxes and fees, nearly half of the account was deducted. Before Huo Xiaoma could breathe a sigh of relief, another email came quickly. As soon as he saw the title, Huo Xiaoma of Gerson College felt faint. ache.
After opening it, Huo Shui only felt his head hurt even more.
Hello, Mr. Huo Xiaomao.
This is the second letter from Gerson College to you. Our college is waiting for students to pay their own fees, but you have not paid at the payment office, which makes our college very distressed. We are willing to give you a grace period of ten days. If you don’t pay the tuition after ten days, we have no choice but to expel you. I think you should know the consequences of expulsion in the last letter. I hope that our school will still have your name in ten days.
Tuition fee: 13w
Reminder: In order to facilitate your payment, we have attached a payment device. If you are inconvenient to go to the payment office, you can use this device to pay directly.
Finally, I wish you a happy life.
Gerson 32770623
But Huo Xiaoqian had just paid Lujiang's taxes and fees, and he only had less than 8w in his mind. He had no way to pay the tuition fees of Gerson College. If he wanted to collect 5w within ten days, he could only start another cross talk live broadcast.
But how can cross talk live broadcast be so easy and casual?Even if he could improvise such a passage, Huo Xiaoma was unwilling. He has always been passionate about this profession, and he didn't want any of his works to be mixed with water, which would make him feel that he was deceiving the audience. .
Seeing Hiroshi's message, I thought about it, and after a little hesitation, I had a decision.
[Hong: Do you want to ask Wei Mingchen personally? 】
Just call by name?Didn't it mean that General Wei's status is very honorable?
Huo Xiaoma lowered his eyes in deep thought, and raised his head to reply after a while.
[Reply to Hong: Can you help me? 】
Mu Hong raised his brows with great interest, and stared at the light screen with a half-smile.
[Hong: I do have a solution, but what do you want to exchange with me? 】
If he didn't know that the other party was a brat, he would have thought that this person was going to make a py transaction with him.
Huo Xiaoqian rubbed his brows, probably because his thoughts were too yellow (harmonious) and violent, so he looked at problems with colored glasses.
[Reply to Hong: So what do you want? 】
It's really not cute directly, Mu Hong chuckled lightly, pressed the light screen and said: "I want you to be my exclusive chef."
[Hong: I want you to be my exclusive chef. 】
[Hong: Of course, considering your time may be inconvenient, you just need to post three meals to me, and I will cover all the postage, how about it? 】
[Reply to Hong: What about the deadline? 】
Mu Hong patted his chin and thought carefully, no matter how delicious it is, there will be a day when he will get tired of it, and the shelf life of most things with him will not exceed half a year.
[Hong: About half a year. 】
[Reply to Hong: If it takes another six months, can you lend me 6 star coins? 】
[Hong: Good. 】
If you don't even ask, should it be said that you are rich and powerful, or that you trust yourself because you are too stupid and sweet.
Hong's hands and feet were very fast, and the 6w star coins arrived in the account very quickly. Huo Xiaojia used the money in his own brain and this money to enter the payment device at Gerson College, and he was relieved until it showed that the payment was completed. .
Too many things have happened today, Huo Xiao is not in the mood to sit down to all kinds of dishes, he just wants to simply order a bowl of noodles. Fortunately, the express delivery is very fast and safe, even if it is pasta, it will not become stiff when delivered .
Add two eggs and boil them in water to look like poached eggs. If someone pokes them with chopsticks, they will find that the two poached eggs look cooked but are soft.
Put the noodles in the water in which the poached eggs have been boiled, let them soak and cook, add seasonings, and finally sprinkle with a little green vegetable leaves and poached eggs for decoration, it looks beautiful and simple.
Huo Xiaomao fished out a large bowl and gave it to Hong, and then ate his own portion unhurriedly.
Mu Hong didn't expect to make it so fast this time, and he couldn't wait to open the package. Seeing such a simple pasta, Mu Hong hesitated for a moment, but the fragrance prevailed. After piercing the top poached egg, the golden yellow The egg yolk flows out slowly and the emerald green of the vegetables is particularly appetizing.
Tsk, it looks pretty ugly and delicious.
[Upstairs vixen go away, Huo Huo is going to tell us about cross talk, why do you want to monopolize it! 】
[If a haunted house really opens, I'm afraid I'll be scared to death. 】
[Look at you group of people who are begging for foster care and are frightened to death. Look at me, I am different. I am Huo Huo's wife, and we have actually been secretly married for a long time. 】
[Upstairs smells shameless! 】
[Hong: Heh. 】
[A taunt from a local tyrant!I cried and ate this candy, isn't it just dog food!I can't eat it!Hey woo woo woo. 】
[Heart of the local tyrant: Do you dare to take advantage of my people?Minutes to kill you little bitch! 】
[Stab... Stimulate!Everyone in this live broadcast room is fucking good at acting. 】
……
This time, Huo Xiaoqian stopped the cross talk after only talking for half an hour, and those who originally mocked Huo Xiaoqian kept chattering non-stop, but Huo Xiaoqian didn't give them time to reflect on it, and went straight to the point.
"I will hold accountable those who maliciously flesh me out. Now they are all registered with their real names. This person is really bold." Huo Xiaojia said with a snort, "And as for whether I have drugged the general , I can only say sorry, I don't know. I may have drunk too much at the time so my brain was broken. I have no impression of this incident. I will personally verify this incident. If it is true, I will publicly confess The General apologizes."
Many people only think that this sentence is just an excuse. It is better to directly say amnesia after drinking too much, but the public apology later is not something that ordinary people can release. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if you don't want to forgive him? !
After the live broadcast, Hong tipped some more. As soon as the huge projection venue was closed, two private messages were sent, one was from Hong, and the other was from the system.
Huo Xiaoqian clicked on the system message first, it was nothing more than Lujiang’s urging to pay taxes and fees. In fact, Lujiang’s taxes and fees are not high. Deducting a little handling fee accounted for [-]% of which was calculated together in the final news. Most of the Green River collected taxes and fees on the venue fee, and charged [-]% of the venue.
Of course, Lujiang will not let the broadcaster not set the venue fee. Newcomer broadcasters have the privilege of waiving the venue fee, but anyone who has a little popularity has to set it up, but the humane point is that the venue fee is set by the broadcaster.
After paying Lujiang's taxes and fees, nearly half of the account was deducted. Before Huo Xiaoma could breathe a sigh of relief, another email came quickly. As soon as he saw the title, Huo Xiaoma of Gerson College felt faint. ache.
After opening it, Huo Shui only felt his head hurt even more.
Hello, Mr. Huo Xiaomao.
This is the second letter from Gerson College to you. Our college is waiting for students to pay their own fees, but you have not paid at the payment office, which makes our college very distressed. We are willing to give you a grace period of ten days. If you don’t pay the tuition after ten days, we have no choice but to expel you. I think you should know the consequences of expulsion in the last letter. I hope that our school will still have your name in ten days.
Tuition fee: 13w
Reminder: In order to facilitate your payment, we have attached a payment device. If you are inconvenient to go to the payment office, you can use this device to pay directly.
Finally, I wish you a happy life.
Gerson 32770623
But Huo Xiaoqian had just paid Lujiang's taxes and fees, and he only had less than 8w in his mind. He had no way to pay the tuition fees of Gerson College. If he wanted to collect 5w within ten days, he could only start another cross talk live broadcast.
But how can cross talk live broadcast be so easy and casual?Even if he could improvise such a passage, Huo Xiaoma was unwilling. He has always been passionate about this profession, and he didn't want any of his works to be mixed with water, which would make him feel that he was deceiving the audience. .
Seeing Hiroshi's message, I thought about it, and after a little hesitation, I had a decision.
[Hong: Do you want to ask Wei Mingchen personally? 】
Just call by name?Didn't it mean that General Wei's status is very honorable?
Huo Xiaoma lowered his eyes in deep thought, and raised his head to reply after a while.
[Reply to Hong: Can you help me? 】
Mu Hong raised his brows with great interest, and stared at the light screen with a half-smile.
[Hong: I do have a solution, but what do you want to exchange with me? 】
If he didn't know that the other party was a brat, he would have thought that this person was going to make a py transaction with him.
Huo Xiaoqian rubbed his brows, probably because his thoughts were too yellow (harmonious) and violent, so he looked at problems with colored glasses.
[Reply to Hong: So what do you want? 】
It's really not cute directly, Mu Hong chuckled lightly, pressed the light screen and said: "I want you to be my exclusive chef."
[Hong: I want you to be my exclusive chef. 】
[Hong: Of course, considering your time may be inconvenient, you just need to post three meals to me, and I will cover all the postage, how about it? 】
[Reply to Hong: What about the deadline? 】
Mu Hong patted his chin and thought carefully, no matter how delicious it is, there will be a day when he will get tired of it, and the shelf life of most things with him will not exceed half a year.
[Hong: About half a year. 】
[Reply to Hong: If it takes another six months, can you lend me 6 star coins? 】
[Hong: Good. 】
If you don't even ask, should it be said that you are rich and powerful, or that you trust yourself because you are too stupid and sweet.
Hong's hands and feet were very fast, and the 6w star coins arrived in the account very quickly. Huo Xiaojia used the money in his own brain and this money to enter the payment device at Gerson College, and he was relieved until it showed that the payment was completed. .
Too many things have happened today, Huo Xiao is not in the mood to sit down to all kinds of dishes, he just wants to simply order a bowl of noodles. Fortunately, the express delivery is very fast and safe, even if it is pasta, it will not become stiff when delivered .
Add two eggs and boil them in water to look like poached eggs. If someone pokes them with chopsticks, they will find that the two poached eggs look cooked but are soft.
Put the noodles in the water in which the poached eggs have been boiled, let them soak and cook, add seasonings, and finally sprinkle with a little green vegetable leaves and poached eggs for decoration, it looks beautiful and simple.
Huo Xiaomao fished out a large bowl and gave it to Hong, and then ate his own portion unhurriedly.
Mu Hong didn't expect to make it so fast this time, and he couldn't wait to open the package. Seeing such a simple pasta, Mu Hong hesitated for a moment, but the fragrance prevailed. After piercing the top poached egg, the golden yellow The egg yolk flows out slowly and the emerald green of the vegetables is particularly appetizing.
Tsk, it looks pretty ugly and delicious.
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