[comprehensive person] resignation

Jiushenlian went directly to fight the Xiongnu and Xianbei, while Zhongli Cixin was left in Wuyuan County. With the cooperation of Jiushenlian and a young man named Jun Zhixue, he lived in a posthouse in Wuyuan County. down.

The name is Jun Zhixue, wearing a white robe decorated with black feathers, holding a feather fan in her hand, and wearing a lace hat similar to the Qing Dynasty's tin. No matter how you look at it, she is exquisite and luxurious.

He is also very handsome and charming, with the masculine handsomeness and the charm of a monster.

It doesn't look like a human being at all.

Even if the other party changed his hair color to black, hid his horns and wings, and pretended to be an ordinary human being.

Zhongli Cixin still thinks he is a monster.

But Jun Zhixue is very knowledgeable and interesting, and has a good conversation and insight. Zhongli Cixin miraculously discovered that he could actually chat with him, and even play together.

With Jun Zhixue covering him, Zhong Lici's heart fluttered.

And Jun Zhixue met Lu Bu with Zhongli Cixin's intentional or unintentional 'help'.

Before I heard the name of Lu Bu, I really didn't think of it. After hearing it, Zhongli thought of it all at once.

Ahhh, Lu Bu, that is... Lu Bu!

Uh, Lu Bu is with Diao Chan, right?

Jun Zhixue's pseudonym is 'Jun Li', and his style name is Zhixue.

The reason is very simple. The problem was with Wang Mang back then. Because of his troubles, after the Western Han Dynasty, the two-character name was basically abolished, and the two-character name was not very glorious.

Even the Huns at that time were affected.

Therefore, looking at the Three Kingdoms, almost all of them are one-character names, or they are called by table characters. It was not until the Tang Dynasty that there were more double-character names.

For example, Guo Jia is called Fengxiao, and Lu Bu is called Lu Fengxian.

Zhonglici's eyes twitched when he heard Jun Zhixue's explanation, and felt that this setting was very tricky. Fortunately, he has a double surname Zhongli, so he can use Zhongliye's name: Cixin to explain.

The pseudonym Ye Cixin cannot be used anymore.

Lu Bu is really stupid.

After being beaten up by Jun Zhixue, he talked about Big Brother and shut up Big Brother, and then Jun Zhixue raised him up.

Zhong Li Ci silently watched Jun Zhixue doing things.

I have to say that being taken out to hunt by Lu Bu was quite fun.

Lu Bu is also very naive, when he trusts someone, he trusts him extremely, so he is basically ignorant in front of Jun Zhixue.

With the cooperation of Jun Zhixue and Jiu Shenlian, he drove the Xianbei people to Wuyuan County. After the war, Lu Bu also became a young general of Wuyuan County.

And Jun Zhixue also became Lu Bu's counselor.

Zhongli Cixin ate melon seeds, quietly watching Jun Zhixue toss.

After this battle, Lu Bu believed in Jun Zhixue even more, and he was almost the only one who followed him, and Zhongli Cixin was acting cute on the side.

Well, these days, face is really taking advantage.

If you don’t believe me, look at Pang Tong, even if he is known as a phoenix chick, he is also called Zhuge Liang, but because of his poor appearance, he was not reused.

It was finally used, but was killed by Liu Ya.

Therefore, having a good-looking face is very popular no matter what time it is.

At least Lu Bu is a dead face control.

After the death of Lu Bu's father, Lu Bu went to Bingzhou according to his father's request and Jun Zhixue's mention, defected to Ding Yuan, and became Ding Yuan's adopted son.

Under Zhongli Cixin's interference, Lu Bu didn't have much feeling for Ding Yuan, basically let him do what he did.

I don't have the heart to think about it.

Ding Yuan is still very capable, although he doesn't read much, but he likes scholars, so Jun Zhixue is also very kind to Ding Yuan.

Zhongli Cixin, on the other hand, although he looks young in women's clothing, but these days, unmarried eighteenth-century women are considered old leftover women, and they have to pay double the tax.

Zhongli Cixin pursed his lips and stared at Jun Zhixue, who smiled and explained, not unmarried, but widowed.

Therefore, the Central Plains characters are really broad and proficient, and the sentence "widowed spouse" solves the problem of whether it is a widow or a widow.

Therefore, Zhongli Cixin's household registration was settled smoothly, well, under Jun Zhixue's operation, Ding Yuan helped to solve it.

Because the excuse they used was refugees.

These days, the household registration is incomplete and there are too many loopholes, so it is especially easy to take advantage of loopholes.

Coupled with Jun Zhixue's slightly provocative technique, Ding Yuan naturally believed it.

Under Jun Zhixue's control, Lu Bu gradually restrained his temper, seemingly mature, but in fact Jun Zhixue used him as a puppet.

Zhongli Cixin wandered around every day, hunting on horseback, and he was quite heroic.

Jun Zhixue doesn't know about Zhongli Cixin's past, and only received an order to protect Zhongli Cixin. Therefore, in his opinion, Zhongli Cixin just likes to play a little bit, and there is nothing wrong with it.

As for Zhongli Cixin's useless persona, what Jun Zhixue considers to be a waste is far from what Jiu Shenlian knows.

From Jun Zhixue's point of view, Zhongli Cixin's idleness all day is really useless.

Therefore, the human design still held up and did not collapse.

After Jun Zhixue solved the household registration and "widowed" character settings for him, Zhongli Cixin began to let himself go.

He intends to visit Chang'an.

Coincidentally, Chang'an is located in Sizhou, and even more coincidentally, Dong Zhuo is now the prefect of Hedong County in Sizhou.

So, Zhongli Cixin met Dong Zhuo as expected.

The reason is because someone wanted to dedicate him to Dong Joo.

Zhongli Cixin also thought it was quite interesting, so he pretended not to know, and was offered to Dong Zhuo as a matter of course, and then he beat Dong Zhuo up.

Not only did he beat Dong Zhuo, but he also burned Dong Zhuo's prefect mansion...

Seeing the sheriff's mansion jumping up and down, Zhongli Cixin sat on the burning roof, danced happily, and then ran away under the watchful eyes of everyone.

Where did you go?

I ran to the palace in Chang'an.

Liu Hong, Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty, was a rather fatuous emperor. In ancient times, there was a meat forest in the wine pool of King Zhou, and the West Garden of Emperor Ling of Han Dynasty.

The West Garden includes: Naked Tour Hall, Palace Market, Mingji Hall, and Fragrance Canal.

During most of Liu Hong's reign, party ban and eunuch politics were implemented.

He also set up the West Garden, set up clever names to search for money, and even sold officials and nobles for his own enjoyment.In the late period of his reign, the Yellow Turban Uprising broke out, and Liangzhou and other places also fell into continuous turmoil.

In addition, the ten permanent servants he canonized were used to manipulate the political power. Although they were "ten permanent servants", they were actually twelve eunuchs.

But Zhongli Cixin happened to witness a group of white bodies in the naked swimming pool.

Especially hot eyes.

Zhongli Cixin: My eyes are about to go blind.

But fortunately, he still remembered Jun Zhixue's order, pasted an invisibility talisman, and quietly put a life-extending medicine into Liu Hong's wine.

Moreover, after leaving the palace, according to the list given by Jun Zhixue, Zhongli went to visit these royal children one by one.

So, in 184, during the Yellow Turban Uprising, Liu's royal family, starting with Liu Hong's two sons, Liu's blood began to die one by one. The concubine is completely cut off.

Zhongli Cixin felt that he was awesome.

It's really a no leak yet.

Because of the different ways of dying and the large number of dead, it seems normal.

The two princes were still young, they were infected with smallpox, it is normal to die, are they sick?

At this time, a plague broke out in Chang'an, and not only these two people died, but even Queen He, who was most likely to attack, died of the plague.

Therefore, even Liu Hong, his biological father, didn't take it seriously. Anyway, he was young and only had a few more children.

Compared with this, saving your own life is more important.

One side is the Yellow Turban Uprising, and the other is the plague. This year is especially sad.

I don't know when it started, there were rumors in Chang'an City that Emperor Ling had lost his way, and the rumors were still serious.

At this time, Yuan Shao also met someone.

A young man with chestnut hair, he rescued Yuan Shao who almost died of infection.

After being detained by Yuan Shao several times, he finally stayed by his side.

Then he became Yuan Shao's counselor/doctor/guard.

Yuan Shao trusted him very much. This young man was named Longxia, and his word was Bodhi.

One of Ye Qingcheng's incarnations.

When Zhongli Cixin returned to Bingzhou again, Ding Yuan had already died of typhoid fever, and Lu Bu had succeeded him as the shepherd of Bingzhou.

Looking at Jun Zhixue, if Ding Yuan's death was not accidental, he would not believe it.

Zhongli Cixin handed the list to Jun Zhixue, and asked, "I heard that Yuan Shao has a genius doctor there."

Jun Zhixue nodded.

"Hmph" Zhongli asked heartily, "What are you going to do next?"

Jun Zhixue looked at Zhongli Cixin, and smiled slightly: "I heard that you burned Dong Zhuo's prefect mansion? Huh?"

"That's right, what I don't understand is, why do you want to extend Liu Hong's life? He is a licentious king. Wouldn't it be better to die?" Zhong Li asked heartily. Once Liu Hong died and had no son to succeed him, the world would be in chaos. What a great opportunity.

Jun Zhixue said with a smile: "How can he die? He hasn't let everyone down on Mrs. Liu, and he hasn't defeated Yu Yin of the Han Dynasty. How can he die? Even if he wants to die, he can't die of illness or die. In the hands of treacherous ministers, only when loyal ministers kill the king can the dynasty be completely severed."

Zhongli was silent for a while, then said: "You are really cruel."

Jun Zhixue smiled slightly, noncommittal.

Zhongli Cixin curled his lips and continued to look at the information. Although he can't help with serious matters, he is still very good at murder and arson. , no matter how much he tosses, he doesn't have to be responsible, and he doesn't care about other people's life or death.

Intellectually and emotionally, there is nothing he can't accept, especially, his grandson didn't come, that's great!

If the grandson came, he would have to pretend to be an idiot. There is no limit to his mental retardation, and this is fine now.

It's not like he hasn't worn women's clothing before, it's quite interesting.

Especially after burning down the Sheriff's Mansion, he was called 'Fire Dancer', which is quite touching.

Zhong Lici felt the skirt on his body, it was indeed made by his grandson, it was fireproof, waterproof and dustproof, it was really good for his cleanliness.

He asked Jun Zhixue: "What should I do next?"

Jun Zhixue said with a smile: "Go play, I don't have any special tasks for you, you can do whatever you want, if there is anything, just use the communication spar to notify me."

Zhong Lici thought for a while and said, "Then I'll go play with the Yellow Turban Army?"

Jun Zhixue smiled and said: "If you go there, you have to pay attention to one thing, there must be someone undercover in the yellow scarf, once you find out, protect their lives."

"no problem!"

The author has something to say: Wang Mang's abolition of double-character names has become an unlucky symbol, so only single names became popular later.

In front of his grandson and son, Zhongli Cixin is acting stupid. After all, he played the role of 2000. He would choke on water and eat. crying bag.

He really couldn't stand up in front of insiders.

If you face your own son in the same way you face a knife man, you will be able to reveal your secrets.

You are right to think it is blunt.

Liu Hong is really a fool.

As for the origin of the naked tour hall: Liu Hong built a thousand houses in Xiyuan.

The green moss picked by people is covered on the steps, and the canal water is drawn around the thresholds and circulates everywhere.In the water of the canal, there are lotus flowers presented by the southern country. The flowers are as big as a cover and more than one foot high.

And because the leaves of this kind of lotus only unfold after the moon comes out, and the moon god is famous, so it is also called "Wangshuhe".

In this fairyland-like garden, Liu Hong ordered the ladies in the palace to take off their clothes and play and chase.Sometimes when he was happy himself, he would take off his clothes and mingle with them, so he named this garden "Naked Pavilion".

The history of Mingjitang: Emperor Ling and the beautiful women drank together in the cold hall of the Naked Pavilion, drinking for a whole night.He sighed and said: "If it has been like this for 1 years, he will be a god in the sky." Lingdi drank all night until he was so drunk that he passed out, and he didn't know it until dawn.The servant of the palace threw a big candle at His Highness, which woke up Lingdi from his dream.Emperor Ling asked the inner supervisor in the palace to learn from chicken crowing, and built a chicken crowing hall on the north side of the naked tour hall, in which many chickens were raised.

Whenever Emperor Ling got drunk from drinking and feasting all night, he often still couldn't wake up from the drunk dream at dawn.At this time, the inner eunuchs competed to imitate the crowing of a rooster, trying to wake up the Emperor Ling with fake ones.Emperor Ling's "naked tour hall" was later set on fire by Dong Zhuo.During the reign of Wei Xianxi, the place where the servants threw candles to wake up the drunken and sleeping Emperor Ling was still shining in the middle of the night. People said it was divine light, so they built a shrine there called "Yu Guang Temple".

The maids over the age of 14 wear heavy makeup, take off their clothes and take a bath with him.

The origin of Liuxiang Canal: The Western Regions presented Yinchi incense, and Emperor Ling ordered people to cook soup for the maids to bathe, and pour the water with fat and powder in the canal after bathing, so it is called "Liuxiang Canal".

Emperor Ling set up shops in the harem, and let the maids and concubines in the palace dress up as customers, while he pretended to be a merchant selling goods, having a great time.

The goods in the shop are all rare treasures that were looted, and they were stolen one after another by the greedy court ladies and concubines. They even secretly fought endlessly because you stole more and I stole less, but Lingdi didn't know it at all.He traded with the court ladies during the day, and held them in his arms for wanton pleasure at night.According to the records of "Wenhai Pisha" quoted in "The Sea of ​​Love in Ancient and Modern Times", Emperor Ling even played with dogs and maids in the West Garden to mate.