that catnip freak
Chapter 08
"What are you doing," Qin Yuan said loudly as he walked in, "Why do you want to look like me when you play games?"
"Ah? What?" Yuan Wenyu asked.
Qin Qing exploded and yelled directly into the microphone: "I have something to do, get off first!"
Before the last word was pronounced, he had already exited the game, pulled off the earphones, and jumped off the chair.When his toes first touched the ground, he still looked like Qin Yuan, but after half a step, he had changed back to his original shape.
Seeing him rushing towards him, Qin Yuan opened his arms to meet him, but was kicked in the stomach by Qin Qing who jumped up, and backed away screaming.
"It hurts..."
"You still know how to come back!" Qin Qing shouted angrily after landing, as fierce as a tiger descending a mountain!
Qin Yuan rubbed his stomach and whispered, "Don't you miss me..."
Qin Qing said angrily, "I want to kill you!"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo," Qin Yuan rushed over and hugged Qin Qing who was blowing his hair, "I miss your little milky voice!"
Qin Qing struggled a few times, and then was served by the head, chin and back, rubbing it very comfortably.Soon, the hair that almost swelled into a ball just now returned to its original shape.
"Are you trying to piss me off?" He tried to be serious, but he couldn't help but snore.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry," Qin Yuan said, stretching out a hand, "I can let you take another bite to vent your anger." When Qin Qing looked at him suspiciously, he added in a low voice: "That, be gentle..."
Qin Qing has seen him grow up since he was a child, but he still doesn't know what to do.
"Where the hell have you been?" he asked.
Qin Yuan suddenly laughed when he heard the words: "I live in the hotel diagonally opposite our house!".
This guy's so-called spiritual journey is to stay at home, eat, drink, sleep and sleep like Qin Qing used to, without going anywhere or doing anything.
"I just had a life exchange with you," Qin Yuan said with a serious face, "You live my life, and I live yours. Let's experience each other's daily life, which will help us to understand each other better."
"..."
"Now I feel that your life is really fun," Qin Yuan said, "And you, my life, are you happy?"
"..."
"Is it very tiring, hard work, uncomfortable?"
Qin Qing was very vigilant: "What exactly do you want to say?"
"Your beautiful life is based on my pain!" Qin Yuan looked at him, "You eat well and use well every day, even the toys are of the highest quality, because I am suffering."
"..."
"Qingqing, to be a cat, you must have a conscience," Qin Yuan persuasively said, "Since you already know my pain, shouldn't you..."
Qin Qing was unmoved: "You should get a dog."
Qin Yuan was very sad, and just about to say something, his cell phone rang.
Now that the rightful lord has returned, Qin Qing will naturally no longer do it for her.Qin Yuan dawdled and ran to pick up the phone, glanced at the screen and picked it up.
"Hey, brother, what do you want me for?"
Qin Qing instantly pricked up his ears.
"Ah? Just now... oh yes, just now... a guest came to my house suddenly..." Qin Yuan said while looking down at Qin Qing, "I'm sorry, let's play together next time. Okay, okay, it's settled .”
After hanging up the phone, he immediately rushed to Qin Qing: "Were you playing with him just now?"
"...What's the problem?" Qin Qing turned her head.
"Do you think that he likes you very much and wants to be his cat?" Qin Yuan snorted, "It's a good idea. If you were his cat, he would definitely be caught and rubbed his balls every day!"
Qin Qing tightened her hind legs: "Don't say such disgusting words!"
Qin Yuan looked at his frizzy hair again, and smiled: "Let's not talk about this for now, did Brother Zhang arrange a scene for me in a few days?".
It turned out that this guy was willing to come back because he read the itinerary made by Zhou Yan.
In order to make it easier for relevant people to check it at any time, Qin Yuan's itinerary uses an app that can enable the sharing mode, and any account with permission can view it.During this period of time, the old god Qin Yuan was there because he knew that there was no announcement that would expose Qin Qing.
Returning now is also for the next show I will participate in.
"Don't worry," he patted Qin Qing's chest hard, "It's okay to leave it to me!"
Qin Qing looked at him: "Are you sure?"
"Even when I'm on vacation, I still practice seriously every day," Qin Yuan nodded, "I never slack off about music! I even wrote a new song, do you want to..."
"They even arranged a dance for you." Qin Qing interrupted him.
"...What?" Qin Yuan was dumbfounded.
"Dancing," Qin Qing said, "Zhang Xing said that he has been practicing so hard recently, and he couldn't miss the opportunity to show off. So he forced a fight with the show party and added an extra dance for you."
"..."
"Come on." Qin Qing said.
Qin Yuan has been a little physically uncoordinated since he was a child, even doing radio gymnastics is ugly.
After Qin Qing turned into a human and gave him a demonstration, his face turned pale.
"Just over half a minute, I don't think it's very difficult," Qin Qing asked him, "You learn it now?"
"How can I learn it well!" Qin Yuan despaired, "Why did you suddenly flip sideways? The legs are still kicked so high! Kill me!"
"Actually, it just seems difficult..." Qin Qing comforted him.
In the words of Mr. Lambo, who choreographed him, this dance is just a show of his strengths. At first glance, it is amazing, but in fact, it does not require high requirements other than flexibility.
"Impossible, you can't do it even if you kill me!" Qin Yuan despaired, "Am I like someone who can kick his feet above his head and then do somersaults immediately? Can't you let me stand up and sing a song?"
"Then what should we do?" Qin Qing looked at him, "They have finished the music, and there are backup dancers."
"Why didn't you object when they made such unreasonable demands!" Qin Yuan asked.
"I don't think it's difficult..." Qin Qing said innocently, "Who made you absent yourself?"
"How about you go for me?" Qin Yuan said.
Qin Qing frantically shook her head: "I can't sing!".
Things are in an endless loop.
Qin Qing's tone of voice is incomplete, and Qin Yuan's limbs are uncoordinated.One person and one cat can only perform half of the performance no matter who is on it.
However, compared to the desperate Qin Yuan, the current Qin Qing feels relieved. Although worried, her mentality is much better.
He stood and talked without pain in his back: "At worst, I will fall on the stage hahaha."
"Stop talking...I'm going to cry in imagining..." Qin Yuan had a bitter face.
Seeing his pitiful appearance, Qin Qing still couldn't help but soften her heart: "There is no other way... Would you like to let the audience listen to your tone-deaf broken voice?"
Of course Qin Yuan was unwilling.
One person and one cat were relatively silent. After a while, Qin Yuan suddenly raised his head: "Why don't we take turns?"
"Us? Take turns?"
"Didn't you just say that they arranged a stage effect? When I finish singing the last line, the lights will be dimmed."
Qin Qing nodded.
Because people who know Qin Yuan generally only know that he can sing, so this time he specially designed such an effect.The scene will go dark for about five seconds, and when the audience thinks his performance has officially ended, the lights will suddenly flash again, and then the music will start, and Qin Yuan, who appears again in the dark, will perform another dance of less than one minute.
"During the five seconds without lights, I'll go down, you go up, and then continue to perform, is it feasible?" Qin Yuan asked.
This is too difficult.
When the time comes, there will be staff all over the floor, how can they be allowed to make such a small move.
"Ordinary people definitely can't, but you are different," Qin Yuan looked at him expectantly, "You are not an ordinary person! You are the only designated Immortal Meow of our Qin family! There must be a way!"
Qin Qing thought about it, and it seemed that it was really feasible.He could even remove Qin Yuan himself from the stage in an instant.
After burying their heads and summing up, they made a detailed plan, and they only waited for the day of the official performance to break the boat.
The urgent problem to be solved now is how to bring Qin Qing into the studio.
Qin Qing was ashamed.As a thousand-year-old cat demon, his ability and age are completely out of date.For so many years in the Qin family, he did nothing but enjoy himself.Excessive reluctance to make progress directly caused him not only to make no progress in his practice, but even to regress.
Except for turning into a human form and being familiar with it, everything else is basically a mess.
Qin Yuan suggested that he turn into a fly and fly in, but Qin Qing sternly rejected it.Not to mention that after the change, it may not be able to fly smoothly. If someone slaps him to death, he is really dead.
After thinking about it, Qin Yuan simply went to Zhang Xing and made an application, asking if he could take the cat with him.He racked his brains to come up with a reason full of loopholes, saying that Qingqing was ill, the doctor prescribed a spray that had to be sprayed every hour, and he didn't feel at ease entrusting it to her when there was no one else at home.
It was difficult for him to say it, but Zhang Xing answered it easily: "If you want to take it, you can take it.".
Thus, Qin Qing was put in a cat bag and entered a TV station for the first time in her lifetime.
After coming to the dressing room, Qin Yuan took advantage of no one to check the plan with him for the last time.
First of all, during the rehearsal, Qin Yuan hid first, and Qin Qing went.At that time, just hum a few times on the stage to fool them. The key is to draw a small magic circle in the center of the stage while no one is paying attention.When it was over, he came back and continued to transform into a cat, waiting in the background.
At this time, Qin Yuan went to make up and do styling, and when she was done, she came back and asked Qin Qing to observe and remember.When it's time for the official performance, Qin Qing will look like this and wait in the waiting room.
After the song was over, Qin Yuan stood on the formation while the lights were off, and Qin Qing could activate the spell to switch positions when Qin Qing sensed it.
After Qin Qing finished her performance, she stepped off the stage and quickly changed back to her original form. Everything ended successfully.
The only difficulty in this plan is how to complete the small magic circle on the stage under the watchful eyes of so many staff members.
Although painting with any medium can achieve the effect, but if the color is light, Qin Yuan may not be able to find it correctly, and if the color is dark, the staff may find and erase it, it is difficult to have both.
And just when they were troubled by this, a bigger trouble approached quietly.
"It's okay, Qin Yuan and I can use the same lounge."
When hearing this voice, Qin Qing's heart skipped a beat.Then he subconsciously quickly held his breath.
After the door was pushed open, it was indeed Yuan Wenyu who came in.
When Qin Yuan immediately stood up and wanted to greet him, Yuan Wenyu suddenly paused, and then asked in a very puzzled tone: "
That... May I ask who you are? "
"Senior brother, it's me," Qin Yuan laughed awkwardly, "You don't recognize me?"
"...Huh," Yuan Wenyu hesitated for a moment before nodding with him, "Sorry, I didn't wake up."
While he was talking, his eyes drifted from Qin Yuan's face all the way to the side, and finally landed on the cat bag.
"What's that?" he asked.
"Ah? What?" Yuan Wenyu asked.
Qin Qing exploded and yelled directly into the microphone: "I have something to do, get off first!"
Before the last word was pronounced, he had already exited the game, pulled off the earphones, and jumped off the chair.When his toes first touched the ground, he still looked like Qin Yuan, but after half a step, he had changed back to his original shape.
Seeing him rushing towards him, Qin Yuan opened his arms to meet him, but was kicked in the stomach by Qin Qing who jumped up, and backed away screaming.
"It hurts..."
"You still know how to come back!" Qin Qing shouted angrily after landing, as fierce as a tiger descending a mountain!
Qin Yuan rubbed his stomach and whispered, "Don't you miss me..."
Qin Qing said angrily, "I want to kill you!"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo," Qin Yuan rushed over and hugged Qin Qing who was blowing his hair, "I miss your little milky voice!"
Qin Qing struggled a few times, and then was served by the head, chin and back, rubbing it very comfortably.Soon, the hair that almost swelled into a ball just now returned to its original shape.
"Are you trying to piss me off?" He tried to be serious, but he couldn't help but snore.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry," Qin Yuan said, stretching out a hand, "I can let you take another bite to vent your anger." When Qin Qing looked at him suspiciously, he added in a low voice: "That, be gentle..."
Qin Qing has seen him grow up since he was a child, but he still doesn't know what to do.
"Where the hell have you been?" he asked.
Qin Yuan suddenly laughed when he heard the words: "I live in the hotel diagonally opposite our house!".
This guy's so-called spiritual journey is to stay at home, eat, drink, sleep and sleep like Qin Qing used to, without going anywhere or doing anything.
"I just had a life exchange with you," Qin Yuan said with a serious face, "You live my life, and I live yours. Let's experience each other's daily life, which will help us to understand each other better."
"..."
"Now I feel that your life is really fun," Qin Yuan said, "And you, my life, are you happy?"
"..."
"Is it very tiring, hard work, uncomfortable?"
Qin Qing was very vigilant: "What exactly do you want to say?"
"Your beautiful life is based on my pain!" Qin Yuan looked at him, "You eat well and use well every day, even the toys are of the highest quality, because I am suffering."
"..."
"Qingqing, to be a cat, you must have a conscience," Qin Yuan persuasively said, "Since you already know my pain, shouldn't you..."
Qin Qing was unmoved: "You should get a dog."
Qin Yuan was very sad, and just about to say something, his cell phone rang.
Now that the rightful lord has returned, Qin Qing will naturally no longer do it for her.Qin Yuan dawdled and ran to pick up the phone, glanced at the screen and picked it up.
"Hey, brother, what do you want me for?"
Qin Qing instantly pricked up his ears.
"Ah? Just now... oh yes, just now... a guest came to my house suddenly..." Qin Yuan said while looking down at Qin Qing, "I'm sorry, let's play together next time. Okay, okay, it's settled .”
After hanging up the phone, he immediately rushed to Qin Qing: "Were you playing with him just now?"
"...What's the problem?" Qin Qing turned her head.
"Do you think that he likes you very much and wants to be his cat?" Qin Yuan snorted, "It's a good idea. If you were his cat, he would definitely be caught and rubbed his balls every day!"
Qin Qing tightened her hind legs: "Don't say such disgusting words!"
Qin Yuan looked at his frizzy hair again, and smiled: "Let's not talk about this for now, did Brother Zhang arrange a scene for me in a few days?".
It turned out that this guy was willing to come back because he read the itinerary made by Zhou Yan.
In order to make it easier for relevant people to check it at any time, Qin Yuan's itinerary uses an app that can enable the sharing mode, and any account with permission can view it.During this period of time, the old god Qin Yuan was there because he knew that there was no announcement that would expose Qin Qing.
Returning now is also for the next show I will participate in.
"Don't worry," he patted Qin Qing's chest hard, "It's okay to leave it to me!"
Qin Qing looked at him: "Are you sure?"
"Even when I'm on vacation, I still practice seriously every day," Qin Yuan nodded, "I never slack off about music! I even wrote a new song, do you want to..."
"They even arranged a dance for you." Qin Qing interrupted him.
"...What?" Qin Yuan was dumbfounded.
"Dancing," Qin Qing said, "Zhang Xing said that he has been practicing so hard recently, and he couldn't miss the opportunity to show off. So he forced a fight with the show party and added an extra dance for you."
"..."
"Come on." Qin Qing said.
Qin Yuan has been a little physically uncoordinated since he was a child, even doing radio gymnastics is ugly.
After Qin Qing turned into a human and gave him a demonstration, his face turned pale.
"Just over half a minute, I don't think it's very difficult," Qin Qing asked him, "You learn it now?"
"How can I learn it well!" Qin Yuan despaired, "Why did you suddenly flip sideways? The legs are still kicked so high! Kill me!"
"Actually, it just seems difficult..." Qin Qing comforted him.
In the words of Mr. Lambo, who choreographed him, this dance is just a show of his strengths. At first glance, it is amazing, but in fact, it does not require high requirements other than flexibility.
"Impossible, you can't do it even if you kill me!" Qin Yuan despaired, "Am I like someone who can kick his feet above his head and then do somersaults immediately? Can't you let me stand up and sing a song?"
"Then what should we do?" Qin Qing looked at him, "They have finished the music, and there are backup dancers."
"Why didn't you object when they made such unreasonable demands!" Qin Yuan asked.
"I don't think it's difficult..." Qin Qing said innocently, "Who made you absent yourself?"
"How about you go for me?" Qin Yuan said.
Qin Qing frantically shook her head: "I can't sing!".
Things are in an endless loop.
Qin Qing's tone of voice is incomplete, and Qin Yuan's limbs are uncoordinated.One person and one cat can only perform half of the performance no matter who is on it.
However, compared to the desperate Qin Yuan, the current Qin Qing feels relieved. Although worried, her mentality is much better.
He stood and talked without pain in his back: "At worst, I will fall on the stage hahaha."
"Stop talking...I'm going to cry in imagining..." Qin Yuan had a bitter face.
Seeing his pitiful appearance, Qin Qing still couldn't help but soften her heart: "There is no other way... Would you like to let the audience listen to your tone-deaf broken voice?"
Of course Qin Yuan was unwilling.
One person and one cat were relatively silent. After a while, Qin Yuan suddenly raised his head: "Why don't we take turns?"
"Us? Take turns?"
"Didn't you just say that they arranged a stage effect? When I finish singing the last line, the lights will be dimmed."
Qin Qing nodded.
Because people who know Qin Yuan generally only know that he can sing, so this time he specially designed such an effect.The scene will go dark for about five seconds, and when the audience thinks his performance has officially ended, the lights will suddenly flash again, and then the music will start, and Qin Yuan, who appears again in the dark, will perform another dance of less than one minute.
"During the five seconds without lights, I'll go down, you go up, and then continue to perform, is it feasible?" Qin Yuan asked.
This is too difficult.
When the time comes, there will be staff all over the floor, how can they be allowed to make such a small move.
"Ordinary people definitely can't, but you are different," Qin Yuan looked at him expectantly, "You are not an ordinary person! You are the only designated Immortal Meow of our Qin family! There must be a way!"
Qin Qing thought about it, and it seemed that it was really feasible.He could even remove Qin Yuan himself from the stage in an instant.
After burying their heads and summing up, they made a detailed plan, and they only waited for the day of the official performance to break the boat.
The urgent problem to be solved now is how to bring Qin Qing into the studio.
Qin Qing was ashamed.As a thousand-year-old cat demon, his ability and age are completely out of date.For so many years in the Qin family, he did nothing but enjoy himself.Excessive reluctance to make progress directly caused him not only to make no progress in his practice, but even to regress.
Except for turning into a human form and being familiar with it, everything else is basically a mess.
Qin Yuan suggested that he turn into a fly and fly in, but Qin Qing sternly rejected it.Not to mention that after the change, it may not be able to fly smoothly. If someone slaps him to death, he is really dead.
After thinking about it, Qin Yuan simply went to Zhang Xing and made an application, asking if he could take the cat with him.He racked his brains to come up with a reason full of loopholes, saying that Qingqing was ill, the doctor prescribed a spray that had to be sprayed every hour, and he didn't feel at ease entrusting it to her when there was no one else at home.
It was difficult for him to say it, but Zhang Xing answered it easily: "If you want to take it, you can take it.".
Thus, Qin Qing was put in a cat bag and entered a TV station for the first time in her lifetime.
After coming to the dressing room, Qin Yuan took advantage of no one to check the plan with him for the last time.
First of all, during the rehearsal, Qin Yuan hid first, and Qin Qing went.At that time, just hum a few times on the stage to fool them. The key is to draw a small magic circle in the center of the stage while no one is paying attention.When it was over, he came back and continued to transform into a cat, waiting in the background.
At this time, Qin Yuan went to make up and do styling, and when she was done, she came back and asked Qin Qing to observe and remember.When it's time for the official performance, Qin Qing will look like this and wait in the waiting room.
After the song was over, Qin Yuan stood on the formation while the lights were off, and Qin Qing could activate the spell to switch positions when Qin Qing sensed it.
After Qin Qing finished her performance, she stepped off the stage and quickly changed back to her original form. Everything ended successfully.
The only difficulty in this plan is how to complete the small magic circle on the stage under the watchful eyes of so many staff members.
Although painting with any medium can achieve the effect, but if the color is light, Qin Yuan may not be able to find it correctly, and if the color is dark, the staff may find and erase it, it is difficult to have both.
And just when they were troubled by this, a bigger trouble approached quietly.
"It's okay, Qin Yuan and I can use the same lounge."
When hearing this voice, Qin Qing's heart skipped a beat.Then he subconsciously quickly held his breath.
After the door was pushed open, it was indeed Yuan Wenyu who came in.
When Qin Yuan immediately stood up and wanted to greet him, Yuan Wenyu suddenly paused, and then asked in a very puzzled tone: "
That... May I ask who you are? "
"Senior brother, it's me," Qin Yuan laughed awkwardly, "You don't recognize me?"
"...Huh," Yuan Wenyu hesitated for a moment before nodding with him, "Sorry, I didn't wake up."
While he was talking, his eyes drifted from Qin Yuan's face all the way to the side, and finally landed on the cat bag.
"What's that?" he asked.
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