Handbook of Nonhuman Research

Zhao Wugou: ……………

My relatives are still in Yangjian, okay!

Seeing the tone of the elder minister in front of him, which was exactly the same as that of the little Hades, the intern suddenly understood who the little guy was imitating.

"During the Winter Clothes Festival a few days ago, Your Highness has been clamoring to see you, and it's been a long time." Si Geng added cleverly.

So the little guy wants to see me?

Thinking of the tearful and reluctant look of a certain little bun when he left, the intern felt a little soft-hearted. He didn't really want to attend the concert at first, but he just took someone else's ticket and thought it would be impolite not to come.

"Then I'll go get the things and say hello to my friends by the way."

Yan Jun's eyebrows drooped slightly, hiding the faint joy in his eyes.

Zhao Wugou felt that the seat on the rear side near the window had become his exclusive seat for countless times in the minister's car, and the previously adjusted seat was still at the angle he was used to. .

After getting into the car, Bai Wuchang opened the back of the armrest familiarly, took out a goblet from inside, poured a glass of champagne for Yan Jun and Zhao Wugou, and then poured two glasses for himself and Hei Wuchang.

It's just going back to the underworld, the interns always feel that he has the excitement of having a party in the car, but because the Minister is here, he dare not be so presumptuous.

Si Geng magically took out several plates of delicate desserts and ham and fruit cold dishes from the car refrigerator, and transported them to the table like flowing water.

All are good size for bite size.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

Would you dare to put on some more music to cheer you up?

"Oops, I should have gone outside and bought some gifts for your Highness." After eating two small cakes comfortably, Zhao Wugou suddenly remembered that he was empty-handed and had nothing with him, so the little bun would be disappointed right?

"No, he will be very happy when you go." Seeing that Zhao Wugou likes to eat that plate of heavy cheesecake, Yan Jun gently handed the plate of dessert to Zhao Wugou again.

Bai Wuchang winked at Zhao Wugou, you are the best gift.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

The black extended Rolls-Royce turned a few turns in the garage and drove into a tunnel-like black passage.

Walking out of the 'tunnel', the window was misty for a moment, and between the white mist stood a huge yellow stone about ten meters high.The side of the boulder facing the roadside seemed to have been cut by something, smooth as a mirror, with three large blood-red characters engraved on it, faintly visible in the mist:

Luofeng Mountain

Zhao Wugou has read the information, there are five entrances to the ghost gate of the underworld, Taozhi Mountain in the east, Luofu Mountain in the south, Sizhong Mountain in the west, Luofeng Mountain in the north, and Baodu Mountain in the middle, guarded by the ghost emperors of the five directions respectively. .

The boundary stone that appeared in front of him confirmed that they were walking now, nine times out of ten, the same way as the last time he was brought in by the errant.He still remembered that the customs-like place last time was the second entrance of Luofeng Mountain.

"My lord likes Luo Fengshan?" Bai Wuchang swung his wine glass, seeing Zhao Wugou staring out of the window, he also glanced outside.

Among the dense clouds and mist, only jagged rocks drift by, like distorted grimaces.

Who would like this kind of horror?The corners of Zhao Wugou's lips twitched, and he shook his head speechlessly, "I just don't have much impression of the Underworld, so..." I want to take this opportunity to get acquainted.

"My lord is unfamiliar, don't worry, come, let me introduce you." Bai Wuchang clinked the glass with Zhao Wugou enthusiastically, and pointed out the window, "Luofeng Mountain is the territory of Zhang Heng and Yang Yun, two ghost emperors. The two of them like strange stone formations, so they set up seven or fourty-nine exquisite and treacherous mazes in Luofeng Mountain, so the place is shrouded in clouds and mists all year round, and it is difficult to distinguish the direction. Unless there is a ghost leading the way, no matter whether it is a wandering spirit or a monster, they will stray into it. Just wander around forever."

Seeing that Zhao Wugou was listening intently, Yan Jun silently put down the stack of unsolved case materials that he was going to hand over to him, since he was not in a hurry anyway.

At this time, the car happened to pass through a place like a high-speed gate, full of people and noisy.All the cars were blocked in front of the gate, and the people in the car were driven out by the errands, and after queuing up to pass the gate, they walked forward.

In the middle of the night, there was no intention of slowing down, and he drove directly towards the empty gate in the middle.That gate is the largest and most magnificent among the dozen gates, but no wandering spirits are allowed to line up at the gate, obviously it is a special passage.

Seeing that their car was about to break through the gate, a dozen or so ghost soldiers in lead gray uniforms rushed over aggressively, all carrying things like maces in their hands. They were about to stop the car when they saw the blood-red license plate , Changed his complexion in an instant, and hurriedly knelt down and bowed down.

The ghost soldiers behind also prostrated on the ground one after another, kneeling down in large swaths.The black Rolls-Royce drove in among the worshiping pawns all over the floor, and swaggered through the gate.

Recalling the situation when he was driven out of the car by the ghost soldiers with a black face, Zhao Wugou can truly understand the meaning that today is different from the past.

"Follow this road and go further, it is Huangquan Road." After passing the gate, Bai Wuchang pointed to the yellow soil road outside where a large number of wandering spirits staggered.

"I know, I passed by last time." Zhao Wugou raised his eyebrows narrowly at Bai Wuchang.

Thinking of the oolong incident, Bai Wuchang laughed embarrassedly, and clinked glasses with Zhao Wugou again.

Amid the crisp sound of the wine glass, the intern's shoulders sank, and the minister put his coat on him again.Smelling the familiar cold fragrance on his coat, he was wondering, when he suddenly found that the thick muddy yellow mist outside the window covered the sky, making him unable to see anything.

"It's dark and windy in the Yellow Springs." Bai Wu often used a cup to cover half of his face, and hooked the corners of his lips with Zhao Wugou, "Your Excellency's aura is weak, Your Majesty is afraid that you will catch a cold."

Zhao Wugou: ……………

Don't remind me of the 'weakest in the game' anymore.

After the mud-like thick fog came out, a huge and magnificent city rose from the ground, with a gate tower with carved beams and painted buildings, a semi-circular urn in the shape of an altar wall, and turrets at the four corners of the city wall, the shape of which is better than any existing ancient city all complete.

"Your Majesty's mansion is inside," Bai Wuchang pointed to the huge city, rubbed his chin and said, "Later, if any adults find it unpleasant or uncomfortable to use, don't be polite, just say, Just let the king change it."

Don't be kidding, how could it be changed for me?Zhao Wugou gave Bai Wuchang a blank look.

Unexpectedly, Yan Jun, who was buried in the paperwork all the way, raised his head and agreed lightly, "Yes."

Zhao Wugou: ……………

Are you sure you heard what we said earlier?

"Father!" The little bun who got the news sat on the ghost servant's shoulder and guarded the gate early in the morning, looking forward to it.Seeing their car arrived, he quickly motioned to the ghost attendant to put him on the ground, straightened his skirt and cuffs, with a milky little face, stood up straight like a little adult, and followed him just getting out of the car with a good posture. Yan Jun greeted him decently.

"No." Yan Jun nodded lightly.

"Daddy!" The little bun who stood up turned his head to look at Zhao Wugou, immediately with a smile on his face, like a small cannonball happily, he plunged into Zhao Wugou's leg, and all the gold and jade ornaments on his body were thrown away. rattle.

"Deportment." Yan Jun who was standing next to him said calmly.

The little bun who was still hugging Zhao Wugou's thigh straightened his body reflexively, then blinked his eyes aggrieved, and looked up at Zhao Wugou, with the words 'please hug' written all over his face.

Zhao Wugou scratched the tip of his nose, stretched out his hand and hugged the little guy who was dressed like a small kit into his arms.

"Daddy, I miss you so much." The little bun hugged Zhao Wugou's neck tightly, and whispered in his ear.

Black and White Wuchang went to rest, Zhao Wugou followed Yan Jun into the mansion behind the Ghost Attendant.

Yan Jun's mansion is bigger than Zhao Wugou imagined, and the construction design is also unique, but it feels cold, there are not many ghost servants, and there is no such thing as a cloud of servants, shouting and hugging.

Yan Jun was surprised to see Zhao Wugou's face, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, I just didn't expect it to be so quiet here." In fact, he still likes this house very much, every detail is exquisite, such as the hanging stone steps under his feet, such as the cluster of green bamboos at the corner.

"My wife doesn't like noise and extravagance." There was a hint of tenderness in Yan Jun's tone.

"Oh," Zhao Wugou nodded knowingly, "According to etiquette, should I pay him a visit?"

Yan Jun paused, then shook his head lightly, "No need, he's on a business trip."

Third & Fourth Watch: ……………

If you can still be so calm in front of me, you are the king.

"Have you finished writing today's words?" Yan Jun glanced at the little Yama who was having fun on Zhao Wugou.

"Yeah." The little bun nodded vigorously.

"Accompany your father well, I'll go change clothes," Yan Jun looked at the little bun, "later if you can write well, we will accompany you to the flower market together."

"Long live father!" Xiao Yan Wang happily applauded like a seal.

After Yan Jun left, Xiao Baozi blinked and grabbed Zhao Wugou's fingers, "Daddy, may I take you to see my pet?"

"Okay." Zhao Wugou could hardly say no to the little guy.

The little Hades dragged him through seven or eight doors, and came to a wide circular corridor. The distance between the widest part of the corridor is tens of feet, and a huge pool hundreds of feet deep is hollowed out underneath.

Looking at the domineering size, Zhao Wugou suddenly realized that it was definitely not the kind of gentle human world concept pet he had imagined.

Sure enough, when I walked to the veranda and looked down, half of the bottom of the pool was full of flames and the other half was turbulent.

Standing in the fire pool was a one-legged bird with red flame patterns all over its blue feathers. The monkey opposite it had four ears and was baring its teeth fiercely.

"Is this the pet you mentioned?" Zhao Wugou felt a little headache.

"This pool was originally built for the little silver dragon, but I couldn't beat it, so I had to raise the little birds and monkeys for the time being." The little bun pouted his lips aggrievedly.

"That's Bi Fang and Chang You." It's not birds and monkeys!Zhao Wugou poked his forehead.

"Daddy, I prepared something good for you." Seeing that Zhao Wugou didn't seem to like his pet, the little bun dragged him back as if thinking of something, until he came to a place like a study.

"You guys, stay on guard outside." The little fellow made a childish face at the ghost servant, then grabbed Zhao Wugou's fingers, striding across the threshold nearly half his body height, and closed the door stand up.

Afterwards, the little guy kicked his short legs, dragged out a small bundle from under the cabinet, and pushed it to Zhao Wugou's feet mysteriously, "Daddy, when you go back later, remember to take these things away."

"What is this?" Zhao Wugou looked at the burden strangely.

"They are all good things." The little guy hooked his fingers, motioned Zhao Wugou to squat down, then untied a corner of the bundle, and said like offering treasures, "My golden unicorn paperweight, emerald screen, daddy's sky spider silk smoke veil Curtain, yes,"

He stood up again, struggling to pull down a jade ornament from the cabinet.

While stuffing things into the baggage, the little Hades solemnly told him, "Father, I have inquired. These things are all valuable in the human world. Take them back and sell them for the money, buy a better house, and buy a few more." Get new clothes."

How dilapidated is the place where I live in your eyes?Zhao Wugou couldn't laugh or cry and held down the little Yan Wang's tossing little hand, "I came to see you, not to rob Yan Jun!"

"It's okay, my father doesn't even care about me, let alone these things." The corners of Xiao Baozi's eyes drooped slightly, and he flattened his lips half in grievance and half in sadness.

"Why doesn't your father care about you? He cares about you very much and loves you very much." Zhao Wugou patted his head reassuringly, otherwise he wouldn't have brought me back to visit you just because you missed me ah.

"Does my father really love me?"

"Of course love, it's just that everyone has different personalities and identities, so the way of expressing feelings is also different. But father's love is like a mountain, that's for sure."

"What is a father's love like a mountain?" The little bun frowned suspiciously.

"Love doesn't have to be talked about, it may be expressed in other ways, but your father's love for you must be as deep, stable and broad as a mountain."

"I see, Daddy, is that what you mean?"

With a sullen face, Xiao Baozi pointed to the desk in the study room, on which were piles of big characters that he was punished to copy.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

"Daddy, can I not love my father?" Little Baozi wrinkled his face sadly, "Let him only love you, okay?"

love me?Zhao Wugou poked his forehead helplessly, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

"No nonsense, Uncle Fan and the others said that the king father loves daddy the most!" the little bun said seriously.