Handbook of Nonhuman Research
Chapter 11
Tao Zhan & Lu Bing & Bi Xing & Wu Er:? ? ? ? ?
"It's also called bipolar disorder." Zhao Wugou put down his hands calmly, and explained another thoughtful sentence.
"You have bipolar disorder." Tao Zhan's face changed suddenly, and he was about to punch Zhao Wugou, but was stopped by Lu Bing who stood up.
Zhao Wugou glanced at Lu Bing indifferently, and knew that he would stand up and be a good person, after all, he was a young talent, magnanimous and polite persona.
Bi Xing by the window didn't move at all.
"Additionally, aggressive behavior is also one of the typical symptoms of bipolar disorder." Zhao Wugou looked at Tao Zhan calmly, and said meaningfully, "If you are sick, you must treat it as soon as possible. There is a specialization in art, let's talk about subduing demons It must be you descendants of Taoist families who are powerful, but when it comes to mental illness, I am much more professional than you."
Tao Zhan was so angry that his eyebrows stood on end, but was firmly stopped by Lu Bing's cross arm.
Bi Xing by the window let out a chuckle, leisurely turned the long-handled umbrella in his hand twice, narrowed his phoenix eyes slightly, and raised his thumb towards Zhao Wugou.
"Where do you belong, Bi Xing?" Tao Zhan turned his head and glared at him angrily.
The young man in a striped suit by the window gestured to zip up his mouth, indicating that he would close his microphone and not participate in the war.
Bi Xing, eccentric, moody, rumored to be the reincarnation of Rain Master, has his own school, extraordinary spiritual power, and works for the Human World Patrol Bureau.No. 12 on Chuanlu List last month.
Lu Bing, at the age of 24, has become the head of one of the four great families of Taoist priests, the fortune-telling Lu family.He is handsome, young and promising, and has amazing talents in divination and drawing symbols. He is a leading figure among young Taoist priests and works for the Kunning Branch of the Public Security Bureau.No.10 in Chuanlu list last month.
Zhao Wugou took a deep look at Bi Xing and Lu Bing, recalling the information introduced to him by Wu Er at the meeting, these two were much more elusive than Tao Zhan, who was full of joy and anger.
As the head of the sect, Lu Bing's expression and tone were much calmer. Temporarily comforting Tao Zhan, he turned and faced Zhao Wugou, "Do you know the attitude of the monster race towards humans?"
Zhao Wugou lightly raised his eyebrows, showing an expression of willingness to hear more about it.
"In their eyes, human beings are mostly divided into two types, one can be kept as a pet, and the other can be eaten for food." When Lu Bing spoke, he carefully observed Zhao Wugou's expression, "You choose to be Which kind?"
"Why can't we be friends?" Or simply a colleague relationship.
"Will you be friends with your cat?" Lu Bing asked back, seeming to find Zhao Wugou's words very ridiculous.
"Sorry, I don't have the environment to raise cats yet, I can try it in the future." Zhao Wugou raised the corners of his lips, smiling like a spring breeze, and Wu Er's eyes were straightened beside him.
"You are too naive to think." Lu Bing's face was slightly stagnant, and he glanced coldly at Wu Er, who was full of peach blossoms, "Why don't we make a bet?"
Wu Er who received the gaze silently lowered his head.
Zhao Wugou was a little surprised, "Bet?"
As if impatient with Lu Bing's circling style, Tao Zhan rushed to speak, "If I solve the Nightmare case before you, you should hurry up and leave the management office. Don't embarrass human beings anymore. You should solve it first." , speak as you please."
"Don't gamble." Zhao Wugou shook his head confidently, he didn't play the cards according to the routine, and betting on the other's strengths based on his own shortcomings, only a fool would agree.Besides, where did he embarrass humans?
"You..." Tao Zhan didn't expect to be rejected at all, usually he would gamble for the sake of face, right?He couldn't help reaching out to grab Zhao Wugou's collar.
Wu Er pursed his lips, as if determined to stop him, but a white shadow suddenly appeared in the air, blocking Tao Zhan's arm before Wu Er.
Two figures, one black and one white, flashed in front of Zhao Wugou like ghosts.
The one who made the shot was wearing a spotless white suit, but the shirt inside was only two buttons buttoned up. His fair chest was looming, and on his right ear was a long golden earring that was engraved with the words 'See you'. Make money'; the one on the right has a serious face, a black suit is meticulously groomed from head to toe, and there is also a long golden earring on his left ear, which is engraved with the words 'World Peace'.
It is the black and white impermanence that is famous in both the yin and yang worlds.
"Ah Choo!" Zhao Wugou sneezed loudly, and quickly put on the mask.
what happened?People in the underworld never care about their business, so they may not be able to invite them.Do you want to stand up for this human being who has no spiritual power now?Tao Zhan, who was covering his arms, looked at the black and white impermanence in disbelief.
"Boy, for the face of your Tao family's enshrining over the years, I will keep your hand for the time being, and next time, I will take your hand and foot." Bai Wuchang's handsome lips held a faint smile, But there was a murderous look in the eyes, which made people feel cold all over.
Cold sweat broke out suddenly on Tao Zhan's forehead, he glared at Zhao Wugou, his expression became more and more annoyed.He even hooked up with Shuai Yin?No wonder you have nothing to fear!
Zhao Wugou:? ? ?
Can you stop you from relying on actual brain supplements?In your eyes, I am just a Daji character?
"Black and white Wuchang is better than my lord." Hei Wuchang bowed to Zhao Wugou.
Very well, after the Bull Head and Horse Face, Black and White Impermanence also appeared.
Zhao Wugou felt that according to the threshold effect, even if Yan Jun appeared in front of him in a few days, he should be able to accept it without any disturbance in his heart.After all, they are all 'colleagues'.
grown ups?Lu Bing raised his eyebrows in surprise.Tao Zhan and Wu Er were even more confused.I have never seen people in the underworld be so polite to anyone.
"This is my Lord Judge." Bai Wuchang raised his eyes slightly, and leaned lazily on the sink.I have been following my lord for a long time, and I didn't want to show up at the Public Security Bureau, but I can't let go of the opportunity in front of me.
Judge reincarnation?Lu Bing's face changed drastically, and he cupped his hands and said, "I have seen two Wuchang adults, it was me and Xiao Tao who were reckless."
Bai Wuchang raised the corners of his lips, and folded his arms reluctantly, "You were so disrespectful to my lord just now, do you think it's over to say sorry lightly by arching your hands?"
As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere at the scene suddenly became tense.
"So, what do you want, my lord?" Lu Bingjun's face sank slightly, and Bi Xing, who was watching the excitement by the window, also restrained his leisurely posture, stood up and walked over with a long-handled umbrella with a solemn expression.Tao Zhan also tensed his body.
"Simple, in order not to hurt the face of my underworld, you apologize publicly, and you will call my judge the boss." Bai Wuchang looked at the three humans in front of him with a half-smile, and his eyes finally fell on Tao Zhan.
"You!" Tao Zhan blushed, but he didn't dare to act rashly.Just relying on spiritual power, black and white impermanence is far above him, not to mention, the other party has a special status, and he must not be offended. 3 minutes ago, he was still the one with the high toes, but 3 minutes later, he was overwhelmed by another person.
There is no need to rise to the face of the underworld, right?Zhao Wugou was about to speak, but Hei Wuchang held down his arm, motioning him to explain to him later.
"As the head of the Yin Shuai, it's not good to embarrass us juniors of the Human World Public Security Bureau?" Lu Bing seemed to have a very low posture, but there was a needle hidden in his face.They have absolutely no chance of winning in a fight, but Yin Shuai's bullying the people of the Public Security Bureau in the Public Security Bureau's office certainly won't please him.
"Then do it your way, bet," Bai Wuchang casually picked it up from the spare white porcelain cup on the table, and casually played with it, "Starting with the Nightmare case, bet on three cases. Two wins out of three. We If you win, you apologize to my lord, and you will call him the boss in the future, and each of you will hand over a magic weapon. If you win, I will give you three exorcism orders. By the way, I won’t bully you. Black will only protect the adults, and will not interfere with other things."
Zhao Wugou: …………………
"Just bet." Tao Zhan gritted his teeth.He would rather gamble!What's more, Lu Bing swayed the hexagram just now, and bet with Zhao Wugou, the hexagram of Li is the fire, turning bad luck into good fortune, it is a sign of great benefit to them.
"It's a deal?" Bai Wuchang tossed the white porcelain cup in his hand, and looked at Lu Bing and Bi Xing questioningly.
Exorcism orders are rare!Lu Bing and Bi Xing looked at each other, hesitated for two seconds, and nodded.
"Okay, see you at six o'clock tonight." Bai Wuchang put down the white porcelain cup in his hand determined to win.
"Excuse me, who will decide the outcome?" Lu Bing said unhurriedly, "It would be great for the two adults, Black and White, to decide the outcome, but since the two adults are also involved..."
Isn't Yan Jun going?Bai Wu often flicked the long earring on his right ear with his fingertips, "Don't worry, I'll make sure you find one that will convince you."
"Then let's say goodbye to your lord first, and wait for your two lords at the gate of Lin's house in the evening." Lu Bing was relieved after receiving the promise, and was about to leave with Tao Zhan and Bi Xing, but Bai Wuchang reached out to stop Tao Zhan.
He patted Tao Zhan on the shoulder, and said meaningfully, "Boy, you'd better practice hard, otherwise, regardless of the result of today's bet, after a hundred years, Bai Qiye will be waiting to settle the sum with you in the underworld." Account."
"Seventh Lord and Eighth Lord are waiting for you." The silent Hei Wuchang said the only sentence since he appeared.
Tao Zhan: ……………
The fourth rule of survival in the underworld: don't offend the yin handsome, especially don't offend black and white impermanence, white impermanence holds grudges, black impermanence protects weaknesses.
On the way to send Director Song back to the agency, Zhao Wugou received a text message from Wu Er: [After much deliberation, I have to confess something to you. The attitude of Tao Zhan and the others may have something to do with me.I have always wanted a human partner, so when Tao Zhan, Lu Bing, and Bi Xing first arrived at the management office, I asked them if they would give me a fox cub.Later, they beat me up separately [crying].I think they may have misunderstood at first, thinking that you accepted my pursuit. 】
Zhao Wugou: …………【The scope of your pursuit is limited to the humans in the administration? 】
Wu Er: [Well, my mother said that our Qingqiu Nine-Tails lineage can be considered a famous family among monsters, so we can't be too casual. 】
Zhao Wugou: …………………
Too many slots.
Wu Er: [Speaking of it, it's better to be a civil servant, you are the most gentle, and you didn't hit me at all. 】
Zhao Wugou silently looked at his fists, the main thing is that your speech skills have improved a little after you have been beaten three times, and you didn't mention the little fox.
"It's also called bipolar disorder." Zhao Wugou put down his hands calmly, and explained another thoughtful sentence.
"You have bipolar disorder." Tao Zhan's face changed suddenly, and he was about to punch Zhao Wugou, but was stopped by Lu Bing who stood up.
Zhao Wugou glanced at Lu Bing indifferently, and knew that he would stand up and be a good person, after all, he was a young talent, magnanimous and polite persona.
Bi Xing by the window didn't move at all.
"Additionally, aggressive behavior is also one of the typical symptoms of bipolar disorder." Zhao Wugou looked at Tao Zhan calmly, and said meaningfully, "If you are sick, you must treat it as soon as possible. There is a specialization in art, let's talk about subduing demons It must be you descendants of Taoist families who are powerful, but when it comes to mental illness, I am much more professional than you."
Tao Zhan was so angry that his eyebrows stood on end, but was firmly stopped by Lu Bing's cross arm.
Bi Xing by the window let out a chuckle, leisurely turned the long-handled umbrella in his hand twice, narrowed his phoenix eyes slightly, and raised his thumb towards Zhao Wugou.
"Where do you belong, Bi Xing?" Tao Zhan turned his head and glared at him angrily.
The young man in a striped suit by the window gestured to zip up his mouth, indicating that he would close his microphone and not participate in the war.
Bi Xing, eccentric, moody, rumored to be the reincarnation of Rain Master, has his own school, extraordinary spiritual power, and works for the Human World Patrol Bureau.No. 12 on Chuanlu List last month.
Lu Bing, at the age of 24, has become the head of one of the four great families of Taoist priests, the fortune-telling Lu family.He is handsome, young and promising, and has amazing talents in divination and drawing symbols. He is a leading figure among young Taoist priests and works for the Kunning Branch of the Public Security Bureau.No.10 in Chuanlu list last month.
Zhao Wugou took a deep look at Bi Xing and Lu Bing, recalling the information introduced to him by Wu Er at the meeting, these two were much more elusive than Tao Zhan, who was full of joy and anger.
As the head of the sect, Lu Bing's expression and tone were much calmer. Temporarily comforting Tao Zhan, he turned and faced Zhao Wugou, "Do you know the attitude of the monster race towards humans?"
Zhao Wugou lightly raised his eyebrows, showing an expression of willingness to hear more about it.
"In their eyes, human beings are mostly divided into two types, one can be kept as a pet, and the other can be eaten for food." When Lu Bing spoke, he carefully observed Zhao Wugou's expression, "You choose to be Which kind?"
"Why can't we be friends?" Or simply a colleague relationship.
"Will you be friends with your cat?" Lu Bing asked back, seeming to find Zhao Wugou's words very ridiculous.
"Sorry, I don't have the environment to raise cats yet, I can try it in the future." Zhao Wugou raised the corners of his lips, smiling like a spring breeze, and Wu Er's eyes were straightened beside him.
"You are too naive to think." Lu Bing's face was slightly stagnant, and he glanced coldly at Wu Er, who was full of peach blossoms, "Why don't we make a bet?"
Wu Er who received the gaze silently lowered his head.
Zhao Wugou was a little surprised, "Bet?"
As if impatient with Lu Bing's circling style, Tao Zhan rushed to speak, "If I solve the Nightmare case before you, you should hurry up and leave the management office. Don't embarrass human beings anymore. You should solve it first." , speak as you please."
"Don't gamble." Zhao Wugou shook his head confidently, he didn't play the cards according to the routine, and betting on the other's strengths based on his own shortcomings, only a fool would agree.Besides, where did he embarrass humans?
"You..." Tao Zhan didn't expect to be rejected at all, usually he would gamble for the sake of face, right?He couldn't help reaching out to grab Zhao Wugou's collar.
Wu Er pursed his lips, as if determined to stop him, but a white shadow suddenly appeared in the air, blocking Tao Zhan's arm before Wu Er.
Two figures, one black and one white, flashed in front of Zhao Wugou like ghosts.
The one who made the shot was wearing a spotless white suit, but the shirt inside was only two buttons buttoned up. His fair chest was looming, and on his right ear was a long golden earring that was engraved with the words 'See you'. Make money'; the one on the right has a serious face, a black suit is meticulously groomed from head to toe, and there is also a long golden earring on his left ear, which is engraved with the words 'World Peace'.
It is the black and white impermanence that is famous in both the yin and yang worlds.
"Ah Choo!" Zhao Wugou sneezed loudly, and quickly put on the mask.
what happened?People in the underworld never care about their business, so they may not be able to invite them.Do you want to stand up for this human being who has no spiritual power now?Tao Zhan, who was covering his arms, looked at the black and white impermanence in disbelief.
"Boy, for the face of your Tao family's enshrining over the years, I will keep your hand for the time being, and next time, I will take your hand and foot." Bai Wuchang's handsome lips held a faint smile, But there was a murderous look in the eyes, which made people feel cold all over.
Cold sweat broke out suddenly on Tao Zhan's forehead, he glared at Zhao Wugou, his expression became more and more annoyed.He even hooked up with Shuai Yin?No wonder you have nothing to fear!
Zhao Wugou:? ? ?
Can you stop you from relying on actual brain supplements?In your eyes, I am just a Daji character?
"Black and white Wuchang is better than my lord." Hei Wuchang bowed to Zhao Wugou.
Very well, after the Bull Head and Horse Face, Black and White Impermanence also appeared.
Zhao Wugou felt that according to the threshold effect, even if Yan Jun appeared in front of him in a few days, he should be able to accept it without any disturbance in his heart.After all, they are all 'colleagues'.
grown ups?Lu Bing raised his eyebrows in surprise.Tao Zhan and Wu Er were even more confused.I have never seen people in the underworld be so polite to anyone.
"This is my Lord Judge." Bai Wuchang raised his eyes slightly, and leaned lazily on the sink.I have been following my lord for a long time, and I didn't want to show up at the Public Security Bureau, but I can't let go of the opportunity in front of me.
Judge reincarnation?Lu Bing's face changed drastically, and he cupped his hands and said, "I have seen two Wuchang adults, it was me and Xiao Tao who were reckless."
Bai Wuchang raised the corners of his lips, and folded his arms reluctantly, "You were so disrespectful to my lord just now, do you think it's over to say sorry lightly by arching your hands?"
As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere at the scene suddenly became tense.
"So, what do you want, my lord?" Lu Bingjun's face sank slightly, and Bi Xing, who was watching the excitement by the window, also restrained his leisurely posture, stood up and walked over with a long-handled umbrella with a solemn expression.Tao Zhan also tensed his body.
"Simple, in order not to hurt the face of my underworld, you apologize publicly, and you will call my judge the boss." Bai Wuchang looked at the three humans in front of him with a half-smile, and his eyes finally fell on Tao Zhan.
"You!" Tao Zhan blushed, but he didn't dare to act rashly.Just relying on spiritual power, black and white impermanence is far above him, not to mention, the other party has a special status, and he must not be offended. 3 minutes ago, he was still the one with the high toes, but 3 minutes later, he was overwhelmed by another person.
There is no need to rise to the face of the underworld, right?Zhao Wugou was about to speak, but Hei Wuchang held down his arm, motioning him to explain to him later.
"As the head of the Yin Shuai, it's not good to embarrass us juniors of the Human World Public Security Bureau?" Lu Bing seemed to have a very low posture, but there was a needle hidden in his face.They have absolutely no chance of winning in a fight, but Yin Shuai's bullying the people of the Public Security Bureau in the Public Security Bureau's office certainly won't please him.
"Then do it your way, bet," Bai Wuchang casually picked it up from the spare white porcelain cup on the table, and casually played with it, "Starting with the Nightmare case, bet on three cases. Two wins out of three. We If you win, you apologize to my lord, and you will call him the boss in the future, and each of you will hand over a magic weapon. If you win, I will give you three exorcism orders. By the way, I won’t bully you. Black will only protect the adults, and will not interfere with other things."
Zhao Wugou: …………………
"Just bet." Tao Zhan gritted his teeth.He would rather gamble!What's more, Lu Bing swayed the hexagram just now, and bet with Zhao Wugou, the hexagram of Li is the fire, turning bad luck into good fortune, it is a sign of great benefit to them.
"It's a deal?" Bai Wuchang tossed the white porcelain cup in his hand, and looked at Lu Bing and Bi Xing questioningly.
Exorcism orders are rare!Lu Bing and Bi Xing looked at each other, hesitated for two seconds, and nodded.
"Okay, see you at six o'clock tonight." Bai Wuchang put down the white porcelain cup in his hand determined to win.
"Excuse me, who will decide the outcome?" Lu Bing said unhurriedly, "It would be great for the two adults, Black and White, to decide the outcome, but since the two adults are also involved..."
Isn't Yan Jun going?Bai Wu often flicked the long earring on his right ear with his fingertips, "Don't worry, I'll make sure you find one that will convince you."
"Then let's say goodbye to your lord first, and wait for your two lords at the gate of Lin's house in the evening." Lu Bing was relieved after receiving the promise, and was about to leave with Tao Zhan and Bi Xing, but Bai Wuchang reached out to stop Tao Zhan.
He patted Tao Zhan on the shoulder, and said meaningfully, "Boy, you'd better practice hard, otherwise, regardless of the result of today's bet, after a hundred years, Bai Qiye will be waiting to settle the sum with you in the underworld." Account."
"Seventh Lord and Eighth Lord are waiting for you." The silent Hei Wuchang said the only sentence since he appeared.
Tao Zhan: ……………
The fourth rule of survival in the underworld: don't offend the yin handsome, especially don't offend black and white impermanence, white impermanence holds grudges, black impermanence protects weaknesses.
On the way to send Director Song back to the agency, Zhao Wugou received a text message from Wu Er: [After much deliberation, I have to confess something to you. The attitude of Tao Zhan and the others may have something to do with me.I have always wanted a human partner, so when Tao Zhan, Lu Bing, and Bi Xing first arrived at the management office, I asked them if they would give me a fox cub.Later, they beat me up separately [crying].I think they may have misunderstood at first, thinking that you accepted my pursuit. 】
Zhao Wugou: …………【The scope of your pursuit is limited to the humans in the administration? 】
Wu Er: [Well, my mother said that our Qingqiu Nine-Tails lineage can be considered a famous family among monsters, so we can't be too casual. 】
Zhao Wugou: …………………
Too many slots.
Wu Er: [Speaking of it, it's better to be a civil servant, you are the most gentle, and you didn't hit me at all. 】
Zhao Wugou silently looked at his fists, the main thing is that your speech skills have improved a little after you have been beaten three times, and you didn't mention the little fox.
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