my years as the chosen one

Let's not talk about how Chen Ze barked Gu Chen.

the other end.

Lingju Village, Tao Juze's bedroom.

Tao Juze took a deep breath after hanging up Chen Ze's call.

Incredible.

incredible.

No wonder Kangkang's cell phone has been busy and he can't get in. Maybe something happened.

Dongqiao tilted his head and looked at the silent Tao Juze, stretched out his hand and pinched his face, and asked curiously: "What happened to this shocked look? And I just heard you call to mean today No live broadcast tonight?"

Heng'e sat on the chair, frowned, and said in a very unhappy mood: "Why is the other party blaming you for this expression?"

Suddenly, two clusters of flames appeared beside Heng'e, one was as golden as the sun, and the other was as silver as the moon.

Authentic real fire of the sun and real fire of the moon, the kind of fake one that pays for one's life.

The two flames circled around Heng'e, Hang'e lowered her eyes, as long as Tao Tao said yes, she was ready to burn people.

Bullying on the head of your own cub?

When their parents are vegetarians?

Yang Jian looked at the real fire of the sun and the real fire of the sun turning around, and remained silent.

That's why he said that Heng'e's temper was worse than his brother's. At most, his brother would kill people with flying knives. She wanted to burn people and souls to ashes.

Not even a chance to reincarnate.

Tao Juze was too aware of Sister Heng'e's temper, so he shook his head crazily: "No, no, no, no one blames me, how could it be my fault."

"I can't live broadcast tonight, not because the live broadcast equipment is broken, but because the live broadcast software is broken."

Heng'e knocked on the armrest, and asked with some doubts: "Software malfunction?"

Tao Juze looked at the little flames flying around, and wanted to reach out and touch them,

Nodding his head, he said: "Because the two sisters are so beautiful, the fat friends crowded their heads and rushed into the live broadcast room. There were too many people and they crowded fast, and the barrage was fired so fiercely that the total number of the live broadcast software was overwhelmed." The system was frightened and collapsed."

Dongqiao's eyes widened slightly, and he covered his mouth with his hand and let out a soft ah.

"Frightened and collapsed? Oh, oh, I really didn't expect the human race to be so enthusiastic."

Yang Jian glanced sideways at Dongqiao who was pretending to be surprised, but remained silent.

He doesn't guess what a woman's mind is, nor can he guess it.

Seeing the longing in Tao Juze's eyes, Heng'e moved her fingers slightly, and the two small flames flew in front of Tao Juze and stopped still.

"Touch it if you want, don't worry, it won't hurt you."

Tao Juze coughed, he was just a little curious!

Everyone is curious!

Tao Juze quickly stretched out his hand and pinched the two small fire balls, hehe, one is warm and the other is cold, it really feels like ice and fire.

I don't know what it tastes like, I really want to lick it...

Tao Juze was thinking this way, but his face didn't show it at all, and he said calmly: "Oh, who made the two sisters so beautiful? The fat friends screamed that the gods have descended to earth. To be honest, there will be I’m really not surprised by this.”

Although it is true that the gods have descended to earth, fat friends don't know.

They only knew that there was a peerless and beautiful young lady.

Tao Juze leaned on Yang Jian with his hands crossed and his chest folded, he let out a deep breath and said with emotion: "However, I didn't expect that the computer room of Kang Kang's family was so fragile that the two sisters collapsed as soon as they showed up."

So these audiences are actually hardcore fans of the Appearance Association, right? !

Fat friends, pick up the morals you lost!

"Then there will be no live broadcast tonight, when will it be broadcast?" Dongqiao looked at the lazy Tao Juze, and wanted to pinch his cheek again.

Oops, I suddenly miss Tao Tao when he was still a baby.

Eat and sleep, sleep and eat, the round three-headed body is very cute.

Although it is cute now, it is even cuter when it is three-headed!

Tao Juze shook his head, and replied honestly: "I don't know yet, when it will be repaired and when will the live broadcast be available."

"I think what Boss Chen said is quite serious, I'm afraid it will take a lot of time."

"Yes! I have to inform Huang Xiaocang, he said that the live broadcast will be at 05:30 in the morning!" Tao Juze suddenly straightened up, shook his head and said: "It is very likely that it will not be repaired tomorrow morning, when the time comes He can't bring the Xiaotian live broadcast, so don't bother me again."

"Then Dongqiao and I will look for Huangcang."

Heng'e nodded, glanced at Yang Jian and continued thoughtfully: "This Huangcang must not be asleep at this point, I just went to see what Xiaotiangou's son looks like."

Dongqiao smiled and said, "I heard that the child's mother is a mythical beast from Siberia? I also searched Siberia, it's quite a cold place."

Yang Jian:"......"

You are really idle.

Tao Juze slapped the bed with a smile, it was so powerful, I really don't know how many gossip versions appeared in the village.

Hahahaha, will you be turned into a married woman next to Xiaotian?

It's getting farther and farther away from the truth.

"The sisters are gone, Tao Tao should go to bed early, you will be bald if you stay up late... By the way, my sister has made a herbal tea for you, which is specially used to treat baldness."

Dongqiao clapped his hands lightly, and suddenly said: "I almost forgot, I will send it to you tomorrow."

"Don't be bald when you're young, how ugly is a round bald head."

Tao Juze touched his head subconsciously, he didn't look a lot bald... right?

"No need, my second brother and I will go to my sister's to get it tomorrow."

"Last time you told me about the embroidery with our village logo, I have also embroidered it, and I will send it to everyone tomorrow."

"But I thought about it. The girls in our village don't help to tie this cuff. It's very ugly to wear this cuff with a skirt." Dongqiao added with a smile: "I can use this pattern to give the village The girls here make some clothes."

Tao Juze nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and said repeatedly: "Yes, yes, this sister is in charge."

Heng'e glanced at the little Huomiao who was still wandering around Tao Juze, and said softly: "Do you like this Huomiao Taotao? If you like it, I will keep it for you to play with."

Yang Jian glanced at Heng'e, and slightly pursed his thin lips.

Is this something that kids can play with casually?If something catches fire accidentally, will I have to ask you to put out the fire?

Hearing this, Tao Juze poked Xiao Huomiao again, then shook his head and said, "Sister, take it back."

Heng'e nodded, but didn't say anything else, she moved her fingers and put away the two flames.

"Then let's go, you guys have a good rest."

Tao Juze waved his right hand like a beckoning cat, and said with a smile: "Sisters, go slowly~"

After watching the two sisters disappear into the bedroom, Tao Juze immediately lay down on the bed limply like a boneless noodle, with his head resolutely resting on Yang Jian's thigh.

"Hey, Kangkang's server is simply crispy! It will collapse if you say it."

Yang Jian nodded, showing a casual look.

"Speaking of which, the names of Huang Xiaocang and Xiaotian's live broadcast room have completely run counter to our original intention at the time!"

At that time, I said that Jigou ascended to heaven, because I wanted to guide the fat friends to say that they are Taoists, and that one person can achieve Taoism and Jigou ascends to heaven.

But now how to become an anchor and gain the Tao, and the fat friend ascended to heaven?

These fat friends have such a good psychological quality.

The corner of Yang Jian's mouth curved slightly, and he said lightly: "Isn't it what you talk about every day, the process is not important, happiness is the most important."

Tao Juze yawned, his eyelids felt a little heavy, and his speech became slow, "That's true, happiness is the most important thing..."

"Sleepy? Go to bed early if you're sleepy."

"En." After saying this word, Tao Juze's breathing became steady.

already asleep.

Yang Jian looked down at Tao Juze, he was so ruthless during the day, it's amazing to be able to hold on until now.

Yang Jian beckoned, and the fluffy blanket on the head of the bed that was crumpled by Tao Jize flew to Tao Jize's belly.

It's cold at night, so keep warm.

Yang Jian looked at Tao Juze who was resting on his thigh, thought for a while and closed his eyes and began to meditate.

Anyway, he also wants to meditate when he returns to his own room, no matter where he is.

No difference.

...The majestic judicial god was reduced to being a pillow for others, and he shut up and meditated calmly. It is really moving, moving.

Yang Jian and Tao Juze rested in peace. They didn't know that tonight would be a carnival and sleepless night for many netizens.

A group of demons danced wildly, and a hundred ghosts walked at night.

After the users of Yuanyuan live broadcasting software were completely disconnected, more than [-]% of the users began to surge to Weibo.

After all, there are official Weibo and the private Weibo of the software boss.

After the explosion of Yuanyuan's live streaming software, they almost squeezed the Weibo software to the point of being completely offline.

The Weibo programmers were confused and frantically typed codes trying to keep the server from crashing, completely ignorant of what happened.

There is no new year or festival, are these netizens crazy?Are they finally crazy? !

The Weibo trending rankings change almost every second, but no matter how they change, among the top ten rankings, seven are about Lingju village anchors, and three are about Yuanyuan live streaming software.

The rankings outside the top ten are also taken up a lot, but the rankings will change, so I won't mention it.

Yuanyuan live streaming software and the anchors teamed up to successfully kill the hot searches in the entertainment circle, squeeze out the hot searches for people's livelihood, kill the hot searches for animation, kick the funny hot searches, and strangle the international hot searches.

#Congratulations to Lingju village anchor and Yuanyuan software for dominating the hot search list#

#There is no one before, no one to come after, it can be called the undefeated in the east in the hot search#

In addition to the users who played the Yuanyuan live broadcast software, many melon-eating people hanging out on Weibo were also so scared that they dropped their melons.

What's the situation, did the anchor of this Yuanyuan live broadcast pierced the sky or stepped on the ground?

After eating melons for so many years, I have never eaten such a big melon!

Then countless ignorant people eating melons and countless aggressive fat friends met and got acquainted with each other.

Fat friends group: Hey, fat friends who are wild on Weibo, I have a peerless melon here, do you want to have it together?

People who eat melons: Cha Cha Cha!Chagua together!

The two sides reached an agreement in an instant, without extra words.

...That's why Mr. Lu Xun said that gossip is the nature of human beings and it is inevitable.

The author has something to say: I clicked on this novel before taking a nap at noon, and yes, I read it from the beginning.

After reading it, I turned off my phone, took a deep breath and crawled out of bed.

The computer starts up!After reading the manuscript in one breath, I lay back down peacefully.

... Lying under the covers, I grabbed my brain: tell me what happened next! ! ! !

Brain Hole: Understood, I will arrange it.

Good night everyone, I rolled up the quilt and went to sleep, and I slept away my worries!Sleep well and worry free!

PS: Collector, you gain weight quickly, and I share my braised chicken legs with you~

感谢在2019-12-2720:19:27~2019-12-2820:04:37期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小可爱哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 388572231;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: Al 10 bottles; hgvfj 5 bottles; Baihuahuahuahua 1 bottle;

非常感谢大家对我的支持，我会继续努力的！感谢在2019-12-2720:19:27~2019-12-28

During the 20:04:37 period, the little angel who voted for the overlord or the irrigation nutrient solution for me~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 388572231;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: Al 10 bottles; hgvfj 5 bottles; Baihuahuahuahua 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!