The big shots are jealous of me [Entertainment]

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When Lu Zhen came home from get off work, she saw Song Yan nestled on the sofa with her mobile phone in her hands, staring at the screen intently, watching with gusto.

He put on his shoes: "What are you looking at?"

Seeing him coming home, Song Yan quickly patted the soft sofa cushion beside him, motioned for Lu Zhen to sit next to him, and changed his posture again, leaning comfortably on the shoulder of the man who had just sat down next to him, while chatting with You Rong Stretch out your small chest: "Our Yaozu's draft!"

Lu Zhen was used to being indifferent on weekdays, but when he saw Song Yan's appearance, the corners of his originally tense lips could not stop rising.

He reached out and rubbed his head: "What draft?"

Seeing that he was interested, Song Yan quickly moved the phone in front of him: "I just saw this one today."

As he spoke, he slid up and entered through the official voting entrance, proudly, "Look, these are all contestants from our Monster Race."

Lu Zhen glanced over, just in time to see a man in a vest, showing off his sexy muscles to the camera.

He lifted his eyelids, and looked at the boy in his arms with dark eyes.

Song Yan didn't feel anything wrong at all, and was very excited to show off his fellow clan to Lu Zhen: "You're handsome?"

This is the leader of their demon clan!

Lu Zhen: "..."

A faint voice squeezed out through the teeth, "Handsome."

After getting the man's approval, Song Yan became even more excited. He stretched out his small hand and swipe down twice: "Not only that, but he is even more handsome in person! Lu Zhen, do you think so!"

Lu Zhen lowered his eyelids expressionlessly.

On the screen, there is a majestic lion, standing on the top of a steep mountain that seems to have been split by a blade, with clouds and mist shrouded in the back, making it look majestic and imposing.

Song Yan sighed with envy in his eyes: "It's so handsome!"

The man next to him didn't move for a long time, and after a while, he said slowly, "Like this?"

Immediately, a cheerful voice answered him: "Yes!"

Lu Zhen: "..."

For some reason, Song Yan felt a little cold, and as soon as he raised his head, he met the man's deep eyes.

He hugged his cold arm, swallowed his saliva: "No... I mean, I want this kind of..."

"Their bodies all look so powerful. They even said that I am a demon king, but it turned out to be so small." Song Yanyue became more depressed as he spoke, and his little head drooped a little bit. "It doesn't look majestic at all."

Lu Zhen's expression softened a little, and he reached out and patted his head: "It's not small."

Song Yan: "Why not young? The two-month-old Teddy at Grandpa Zeng's next door is even older than me!"

Thinking that he was not even as good as a little Teddy, he felt very sad, "At least I should have a Labrador."

Lu Zhen stared at him for a few seconds, couldn't help it, smiled, and whispered in his ear: "I just like Teddy."

Song Yan's ears were slightly red, he covered his face, but when Lu Zhen changed the subject, "What is this?"

"Huh?" He looked towards the latter's finger, "Oh, this is the name of our draft."

Lu Zhen tapped the screen with his long fingers, frowned slightly, and lowered his voice: "Xianfei 101?"

Song Yan heard that his tone was wrong: "What's wrong?"

Lu Zhen still had a poker face, but his jaw line was straight. He raised his eyelids and said in a cool voice, "So, you want to choose a concubine?"

Song Yan:? ? ?

He froze for a few seconds before reacting.

What! !

What Lu Zhen meant was, this, this is not a draft, it was chosen for him... So what? ?

No way! ! !

Song Yan looked at Lu Zhen and stammered: "I don't have it, you misunderstood—"

Probably the system detected that he had been staying on this page, and as soon as he finished speaking, a video of this contestant's competition popped up automatically.

In the video, the strong lion spirit is showing off her figure while facing the camera: "From a very young age, I grew up listening to the stories of His Highness the Demon King. Your Highness is my role model and motivation. I hope to have the opportunity, Don't look at me as a male demon, I am gentler and more understanding than a female demon, my body, cough, softer... Your Highness is a real man, and a real man should (beep——), if your Highness sees me, you will definitely Like mine!"

The rough mine's voice paused for a second, and then lingeringly came out of the phone's receiver: "Refill~"

The room was suddenly quiet for a few seconds.

Song Yan slowly raised his head and looked at Lu Zhen, whose face was as dark as Bao Gong.

Lu Baogong Zhen also looked at him expressionlessly, and fiddled with his hair with his long fingers, and said, "Misunderstanding?"

Song Yan opened his mouth, but before he could speak, he heard a voice narrating cheerfully: "If you like him, please vote!"

He secretly poked at Lu Zhen, his head turned into a rattle: "I don't like it, don't I like it!"

As he said that, he quickly lowered his head and poked an "X" hard.

Just after poking, the next video popped up.

The sweet and lovely girl said in a delicate voice, "Your Highness, look here. I am..."

The big hand on the top of the head slowly brushed across his hair, causing Song Yan's scalp to tingle, and continued to poke "X": "I don't like it, I don't like it!"

The third, fourth, fifth... came out one after another.

Song Yan:?

It's not over yet, is it?

The air pressure of the man beside him was getting lower and lower, his body trembled, and he said firmly: "I don't even like it!"

Then, with his head buried in his head, he jabbed the fork fiercely, and managed to drive away these strange monsters, and finally a trembling old man was ushered in.

Song Yan breathed a sigh of relief and wiped off his sweat: "This is Mr. Xiong, he can never—"

Before finishing speaking, I saw Mr. Xiong with a serious old face, solemnly announcing: "Our concubine selection event must be fair, just and open, we must put an end to falsification, and we must select the best demon. Of course, His Highness is still here. Long body, if you have special skills in cooking, the organization will consider adding votes as appropriate."

Song Yan shook his hand and turned off the video completely.

He raised his head and looked innocently at the sullen Lu Zhen.

Lu Zhen's face was sullen and she didn't make a sound.

After a while, he got up.

Song Yan was nervous: "Lu Zhen, why are you going!"

Lu Zhen was silent for a second: "Cook."

Song Yan: "..."

Lu Zhen really went to cook, after all, it was almost time for dinner, and he couldn't bear to let Song Yan go hungry.

He put on his apron expressionlessly, picked up the kitchen knife expressionlessly, and raised his hand expressionlessly—bang bang bang! !

But I don't know if it's Song Yan's illusion, he always feels that the sound of cutting vegetables in the kitchen is much, much more than usual.

Seeing that the next video was about to be played, Song Yan quickly took back the phone and turned off the software.

But he didn't notice that before the screen went black, his finger accidentally touched the heart on the page.

There is also a text that pops up on it - thank you for your vote.

Yaozu, crazy!

Can you not be crazy, Wang actually voted for a goblin!ticket!up!

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! 】

[Crying blind, it turns out that Wang likes this type of woo woo woo]

【Your Highness, you should have said it earlier!I can do it too! 】

【She is so beautiful, I am not worthy】

[Vote, fellow citizens!Wang personally stamped it, we must send it to position C! 】

[Voting with tears in my eyes, this sister, you must help us take good care of His Highness! 】

[If my sister is really too busy, my sister can also share your worries. My penguin number is XXX]

【…】

As a result, the little goblins who were originally the last few votes were sent to No.1 by the big guys crying, and the concubine selection 101, which was originally planned to last a month, also pressed the stop button vigorously on the same day.

Although the monsters were heartbroken, they had no complaints.

This is the concubine personally chosen by His Royal Highness the Demon King!

Regarding His Highness's decision, they couldn't raise the slightest thought of objection, they only had the absolute obedience inherent in them. Even looking at this lucky little elf, they felt that the more they looked at it, the more pleasing it was to their eyes.

——Since she can be favored by the great king, she must be the best monster in the whole monster clan!

A few days later, Song Yan received a call from Mr. Xiong, and there was something important to report to him.

He also said that the old law enforcement team would come...to pick him up...?

Song Yan made up his mind.

A group of flower peacocks...

Standing majestically at the gate of the community...

Watching him walk through the middle...

oh~~~

He shook his head quickly: "No need, no need, I'll just come here by myself!"

After all, he finally dispelled the feudal superstition of the group of people who came to pick him up, and after wearing his lips, he coaxed Lu Zhen into agreeing to his business trip.

Facing someone's heavy gaze, Song Yan stood on tiptoe and kissed him several times firmly, "I went this time to tell them, don't choose any concubine for me, I have a boyfriend!"

Lu Zhen's face softened, she lowered her head, and kissed him back several times: "It's more or less the same."

After finishing speaking, she felt that Song Yan, who was hugging her to please her, was too cute. She couldn't help lowering her head, and planted dense kisses on his little face.

She bit his lip again and lingered for a while before letting him go.

Song Yan, who finally went out under pressure, let out a long breath and wiped the sweat off his brow.

It's just a business trip, it's like cheating...

When he arrived at the place, Song Yan first showed the little spells he learned before to the big guys, and as expected, he got a series of rainbow farts.

Seeing that everyone's photos were getting more and more outrageous, he quickly changed the subject: "Old Xiong, it's about choosing and choosing a concubine..."

As soon as he raised his head, he saw Mr. Xiong smiled slightly: "Don't worry, Your Highness, this matter has been settled."

Song Yan: "Huh?"

"Your Highness will know later." Xiong Lao let out a quibble, gave a low cough, and tactfully changed the subject, "Now there is one more urgent matter."

Song Yan's attention was diverted: "What?"

Elder Xiong took a deep breath and uttered this incomparably sacred word: "Enthronement Ceremony!"

Song Yan's foot slipped and almost fell.

Is it the four words he thought of...?

This, this, what year is this!

Also enthroned ceremony? ?

Struggling while falling: "No need?"

Ren Bai was beside him, quickly supporting him: "Your Highness, be careful."

The old Xiong who took a slow step gave a certain leopard a unwilling look, then turned around and seamlessly switched to a loving face: "It works."

He clenched his fists, with an excited expression on his face, "Not only will the enthronement ceremony be held, but also a live broadcast for the entire Yaozu, so that all the people of the Yaozu can see the demeanor of His Highness!"

Song Yan: "..."

He declined and said, "Didn't you say that I won't broadcast the live broadcast until my power of the demon king has recovered to [-]%?"

Because Song Yan's current power of the demon king is still too weak, and it can only be injected into the live broadcast when it recovers to [-]%, so that every demon watching the video can feel the power of the demon king. Therefore, after seeking Song Yan's consent, the law enforcement team and the supervisor will finally pass the decision.

Old Xiong said respectfully: "Although Your Highness's recovery speed is very fast, even far beyond our imagination, but even at your current speed, it will take at least a year to recover [-]% of your strength, but the enthronement ceremony cannot be delayed."

To be honest, the people of Yaozu can't wait to see His Highness enthroned!

Everyone has been waiting for too long, just thinking about that scene, they are so excited that they want to cry.

Old Xiong shook his voice: "Your Highness..."

Just as he was about to say something more, there was a knock on the door. He collected his emotions and looked at the demons.

At this point, I'm afraid... the queen-to-be is here.

Song Yan followed the knock on the door and looked towards the door.

creak.

The next second, a pair of long, thin white legs appeared at the slowly opened door, and then, a long-haired beauty stepped on high heels and walked in gracefully.

Song Yan turned his head and looked at Old Xiong suspiciously: "This is...?"

"This is Xiaohai." Old Xiong rolled his eyes, "Ahem, this subordinate suddenly remembered that there is still something to deal with, Captain Ren, don't you think so?"

Ren Bai nodded lightly: "Yes, I'm about to discuss with Lord Xiong about the magic lessons of His Highness."

After finishing speaking, he glanced at the few members of the law enforcement team next to him.

Everyone is silent for two seconds:

"Oh yes, yes, my flowers haven't been watered yet."

"I put on my shoes backwards, go back and change a pair."

"Well, I, I haven't written my graduation thesis yet..."

Song Yan: Huh?

Mr. Huang, you have graduated for ten years, haven't you written your graduation thesis yet?

Just as he was wondering, he looked up and saw that all the demons had left the scene quickly, and the bustling room was instantly empty.

Song Yan turned his eyes and looked at the long-legged beauty with bright eyes who was moving towards him quickly. His eyes stayed on her slightly cool tulle-like skirt for a moment, then he raised his eyes again and looked at her face in a daze.

After pondering for a few seconds, I finally remembered who this classmate Luo Hai was!

sky!La!chatter!

This, this, isn't this a certain contestant in Xuanfei 101!

Why are you here!

Is it...

A bad thought slowly rose in Song Yan's heart.

In just a few seconds, this beauty has successfully teleported to his side, holding a tall man who counts up to 185, with a pair of proud breasts, and said delicately: "King~"

Song Yan observed silently, this beauty seemed to be really tall.

He is not short, but compared to this beauty, he is half a head shorter.

It's not a big deal to be short, but the point is that due to his height, when his eyes naturally droop, he can just see two clumps of things that shouldn't be seen accurately.

...By the way, these two giants have been swaying around without fear.

Song Yan: "QAQ"

It's over, why does he feel that the business trip seems... really cheating.

……

Company canteen.

The beautiful girl Luo Hai was ordering and serving Song Yan attentively, busy with her long white legs.

When he was ready to sit down, Song Yan cleared his throat and said seriously, "I..."

As soon as he opened his mouth to utter a word, his mouth was blocked by an index finger on the opposite side.

Song Yan moved his eyes and glanced.

The fingers are white, tender, and really long.

...longer than his!

The long-fingered beauty gave him a gentle look: "Your Highness, you don't need to say more, I understand everything."

While talking, he carefully added food and vegetables for him. After busying, he almost didn't pick up the bowl and feed the food into his mouth.

Song Yan was so frightened that he hurriedly said, "Don't, don't, don't!"

The beauty cast a wink: "Your Highness, don't be polite to me, I should serve His Highness."

Song Yan: "..."

Seeing His Highness the Demon King's brows were tightly furrowed and his head buried in a sad face, the beauty asked tentatively, "Does Your Highness have no appetite?"

Finally finding a chance to speak, Song Yan nodded decisively: "Yes, I—"

I swished my index finger all the time, and posted it again, "Then I will give His Highness a massage! My newly learned massage method is very effective, and His Highness's appetite will be whetted!"

She moved the tiger's body and rubbed her hands...

Seeing that the two lumps were about to approach, Song Yan quickly closed his eyes that were about to go blind, and shielded his body with a chopstick in one hand: "No, no, no, no need!"

The beauty gave him a resentful look: "Does Your Highness not like me?"

Seeing her take the initiative to mention this, Song Yan was very happy, and nodded quickly: "Yeah, I don't like women, I like—"

He likes... likes Lu Zhen.

I like the way Lu Zhen wears glasses meticulously while working, and I also like the way he takes off his glasses and rubs his eye sockets.

I like the way he looks lightly at the corners of his lips, and I also like the way he stares deeply at me and kisses me.

Yes, I just like Lu Zhen.

Just like him.

Song Yan didn't quite understand what it felt like "I only like you" in Lu Zhen's mouth before. Although he also liked Lu Zhen very much, at the same time, he also liked other people.

The dean's grandma, Zhao Xingye, Yuan Wei, Luo Jieling, Geng Yu, Yu Yingjian, Grandpa Zeng...and his lovely fans.

It's just that I like you far more than Lu Zhen.

But at this moment, he was restless, as if he had needles growing all over his body, and he felt uncomfortable staying here for a while, and Song Yan realized that liking and liking are different.

He also only likes Lu Zhen.

However, he couldn't say another word now, because he was gagged by the beautiful slender index finger again...

The beauty suddenly realized: "Your Highness doesn't like women, that means he likes men!"

Song Yan thought for a second, then nodded his head.

There's nothing wrong with saying that.

Isn't Lu Zhen just a man?

The beauty said cheerfully, "Your Highness, you should have said it earlier! Just wait!"

Wait?What are you waiting for?

Song Yan was in a daze, and opened his mouth slowly the next second...the kind that couldn't be closed!

He just blinked, what happened!

Why did the beauty "Duang—" in front of her suddenly change into a mighty and majestic man? ? ?

She was still dressed in a voluptuous transparent tulle, but what was wrapped in the tulle was not her plump breasts, but... two big tufts of eye-catching chest and pectoral muscles!

There are also perfect biceps, strong and powerful thighs, and strong and sexy calf lines...all of which show his identity as a macho handsome guy.

The fierce man approached him slowly, and whispered in his ear: "Your Highness likes this?"

Didn't hear Song Yan's answer, and the handsome, talkative guy smiled lightly: "It doesn't matter, I can be satisfied no matter what. Our naked sea butterfly family is androgynous."

Song Dumbfounded Yan: "..."

What are you talking about? ? ?