The big shots are jealous of me [Entertainment]

So, is this love?

What to do in love!

Holding hands, kissing...?

These seem to have been previewed in advance.

Song Yan was lying on the bed with the quilt covering his head, tossing and turning unable to sleep, secretly took out his mobile phone and searched several Baidu articles, and studied for a long time until his eyes were darkened, and finally came up with a date plan.

However, the next day he was unsuspecting and turned into a little white dumpling...

The opportunity to practice is completely lost.

Song Yan drooped his head, and slapped the fluorescent ball flying in front of his paw.

angry!

Lu Zhen picked up the limp little white dumpling and weighed it twice in his hand: "It seems to have grown up a bit."

Song Yan struggled twice, and finally escaped from his big hand, ran to the full-length mirror in two or three steps, and took a look.

Sure enough, the small body that was originally the size of two palms has now grown a full circle, and the legs are surprisingly short. It looks white and fat, like an enlarged version of glutinous rice balls.

The tail also looks a little longer, and the ears...

Just as he was observing, Lu Zhen had already walked in with a tape measure and gesticulated on his body: "It's 4 centimeters taller, its tail is 2 centimeters longer, and its ears are 0.5 centimeters longer..."

The little white dumpling in his arms seemed dissatisfied with the data, so he tried his best to straighten his ears. Lu Zhen glanced at it and smiled: "Okay, 0.6 cm."

Song Yan was satisfied.

But at the same time depressed as hell.

He obviously planned so many dating projects, and he has already downloaded a hundred things that must be done on a date, but in the end...it suddenly became a measurement...

Song Yan sighed, and hugged her fat self distressedly.

……

The phone rang twice, it should be WeChat.

Lu Zhen turned around and picked up the phone, picked up the little white dumpling, put it in his arms, walked to the sofa and sat down.

The thin mobile phone was held between the index finger and the thumb, and it was shaken twice in front of him, "Want to see it?"

Song Yan stretched out his little hairy claw, put it on Lu Zhen's wrist, and gently pushed it twice, expressing that he would take a look for himself.

Lu Zhen nodded, and entered the password slowly. As soon as he unlocked the lock, he saw a note on the screen that could not be closed in the future.

100 things you must do when you are in love:

1. Press the road hand in hand (although it has already been done, but you can try it two more times)

2. Go eat ice cream together (I want to eat 10, but Lu Zhen has a bad stomach, so I can only give him one bite, no more)

3. Cook together (let’s make octopus balls tomorrow, I want to eat~)

4. Get a puppy…

With a snap, the phone was slammed to the ground.

Then, a snow-white snow-white hairball whined twice in anger, stretched out its claws in horror, and quickly hid the phone under its stomach.

Song Yan, who tightly clutched his phone:! ! !

Lu Zhen spoke nonsense without changing his face: "Why are you nervous? I didn't see anything."

Huh?

Song Yan was dubious, and just breathed a sigh of relief when he calmly added: "Today, let's do the fourth one first, and make up the rest later."

Song Yan:?

Article 4 Ah, raise a puppy?

He looked down at his dog's paw, and turned his head aggrieved.

What, he even said he was a puppy!

He was so angry that he suddenly realized that something was wrong, he paused for two seconds, and then, the soft hair all over his body exploded.

What! !See article 4! !

Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !

Song Yan was ashamed and angry, buried his head, wishing he could find a crack in the ground and get down.

Lu Zhen looked at the pair of pink pointed ears in front of her, and couldn't bear to tease him anymore, so she could only hold back her smile, wrap him in her arms again, and coax him in a low voice: "Okay, I really didn't see it."

"Ow!"

fraud! !

Lu Zhen pursed her lips, and turned the subject quietly: "WeChat keeps ringing, is there something wrong with work?"

Song Yan's attention was diverted all of a sudden, and the blown hair went down a little bit, but he still refused to just give the phone to Lu Zhen, stretched out his claws and pressed it several times worriedly, and looked again and again , Make sure that the notes he made are closed before carefully handing them over to him for review.

The message was sent by Luo Jieling, and he sent several voices with an excited voice:

"Fuck buddy! Cowhide!"

"You're on the hot search again! No. 17!"

"Look, look, look!"

After the voice message is a screenshot: 17. The square dancing aunt hits the list [Hot]

Song Yan was a little confused and shook his little claw to signal Lu Zhen to reply: [? ? ?Is this about me? ? 】

Luo Jieling: "Of course it has something to do with it, what the hell, they're making a list for you, brother! You're so good!"

After finishing speaking, I threw a link over.

Song Yan stretched out his paw with a question mark on his face, and poked Lu Zhen's index finger on the link.

The first popular microblog on the page came from a small blogger with just over 100 followers.

Eating ice cream in summer: My mother didn’t watch TV when she came back from the square dance recently. She just lowered her head and fiddled with her mobile phone in the living room for two whole days. I just took a peek, and now I’m in a mess .Her old man is actually learning Ru!what!beat!list!The target of the list is still a fresh meat... [Fang Debatch's Giant Panda.jpg]

There is a small video of just ten seconds behind the text.

An aunt wearing a big flower jacket seriously crossed her legs, sat on the sofa, poked her mobile phone with a clumsy penis finger, and then said slowly into the microphone: "Old sister, my account registration is successful, yes Isn't it enough to just click 'I want to vote'?...Don't worry, I can see it clearly, Song Yan Song Yan!"

At this moment, the voice-over of the blogger came, and the voice was a bit unbelievable: "Mom, what are you doing?"

Auntie didn't raise her eyes, "Show the list."

After finishing speaking, he pressed his mobile phone and said, "Square dancing sisters in the group, please vote for me..."

At the end of the video, there are several periods representing the blogger's complicated mood at this moment.

. . . .

Originally, this blogger was just recording the daily life of their family. Unexpectedly, after the video was posted, a large number of comments were forwarded:

[Fuck, the world is me!My mother has been caught by her old sisters to vote together these two days!It's Song Yan too!I'm scared of melons, okay? 】

[The mother who ranked Song Yan in the same style, but I am a fan of her opponent Liang Yuanlin [There is destined to be a battle of life and death.jpg]]

[My mother is even more exaggerated!The square dance has been replaced by Song Yan's competition song...]

[Sisters upstairs, how are you all!My mother also... various square dance groups, grocery shopping groups are going crazy!This is so magical! 】

[Only the square dancing aunts?Is there a grandpa who got caught?My grandpa is 82 this year, and he even posted a ranking tutorial in the research group yesterday!The point is!There were about 100 people in that group, all veterans of my grandfather's age!I'm all Spartan! 】

[Grip claws, grandpa of the same style! ! 】

【…】

This weibo and the comments below were so exciting that it was organized into a nine-square grid by the marketing account in a short while, the source was indicated, and it was posted on weibo.

Many marketing accounts have reproduced it.

So, following the topic of #广场舞大妈打条#, the topic of #军军老兵给爱豆打首# also slowly rushed to the hot search list on Weibo.

The passers-by who came across this Weibo were already laughing madly. Everyone watched Song Yan's rapidly rising number of votes. Except for hahahaha, the formation was uniform:

【I don't know anything about the power of grandpa and aunt.jpg】

【I don't know anything about the power of grandpa and aunt.jpg】

【I don't know anything about the power of grandpa and aunt.jpg】

【…】

Of course, there are quite a few ky’s under this Weibo, among which, the one with the most likes is:

[This hot search stunned me.How did Song Yan's new company come up with this trick?Why is he so arrogant?I just want to ask everyone, except for the first blogger who posted the video, are the others just talking about the rankings?Who wouldn't know this!You taste, you taste [smile]]

[Yeah, I was wondering, it’s not that there are no elderly people in my family, why didn’t I see him make the list, ha ha]

[Tsk tut, after watching for a long time, I finally saw someone who understands, there shouldn't be too many sailors in a certain family!Keep pushing, what about the hammer? 】

【…】

???

Navy?

How did you become a sailor?

As a result, the netizens who were caught by the navy took photos, videos, and animations of the old man at home, and quickly posted them on the Internet. For a while, many new Weibo posts appeared under the hot search terms.

There are grandpas wearing reading glasses, aunts wearing aprons, and grey-haired grandmas. They move in unison—holding their mobile phones and poking them with their fingers.

The camera turned to the screen of the mobile phone, and there was a page for Song Yan's list.

[Hahahahaha begging for a hammer to get a hammer]

[This is the fastest hammer I have ever seen]

[What a sand sculpture, hahahahahaha, cute and sand sculpture! 】

[Damn, what happened!I actually saw my English teacher among a group of square dancing aunts! ! 】

【Stop talking, I saw my dad's old chief】

[Ha ha ha ha ha laughs out loud]

【…】

Everyone was happily eating melons. At this time, another Weibo was posted.

So it’s you: I’m sorry, my grandpa started making the list//So it’s you: Yes, I’m wondering, it’s not that there are no elderly people in my family, why didn’t I see him make the list, hehe

Netizens eating melons: 【………】

Face slaps come too fast like a tornado.JPG

After such twists and turns, the hot search quickly jumped from the original 17th place to the top five.

Fang Fang looked at the sudden trending search, and then looked at the elders and aunts headed by Ms. Liu and Uncle Zeng who had hidden merits and fame beside them, and her shock was beyond words.

She looked in the mirror and felt that this little hot chick was not worthy of being the president of the Zai Zai support club at all!

Shocked, she quickly took advantage of the heat and used the official Weibo of the support club to edit a Weibo calling for rankings, and then howled in the group: [Sisters, there are only two days left to vote. I'm still a little behind, so hurry up and go to the Weibo of the support club official! !Hurry up! @Everyone]

【okay! 】

【receive! 】

【go immediately! 】

Everyone actively responded to the call, and ran to Weibo to repost and leave comments after returning. There was a brief silence in the always lively fan group.

However, 1 minute later, the group... exploded.

[Fuck! ! !Geng Tianwang reposted the links and tutorials of our support club! ! 】

Among the screams of a group of groundhogs, there was one: [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! 】