The big shots are jealous of me [Entertainment]

The last issue of "My Animal Friend" was so exciting, whether it was live or recorded, many viewers watched it over and over again.

There are also many single-person edited versions of Song Yan.

Whether it's his loving interactions with various small animals, or the subsequent pet fight between Niu Niu and Qi Qi, two chimpanzees, it's all very interesting.

This morning, the netizens who were overwhelmed by the cuteness stood in front of the computer again, patiently waiting for the show to start.

Unexpectedly, the first scene of the show is not Song Yan and other celebrity guests, nor animals in the zoo, but a... cat.

Its whole body is covered with yellow patterns, and it looks like an ordinary Chinese pastoral cat, except for a pair of piercing light golden eyes.

He yawned lazily, stretched out his little jiojio, huddled the camera casually, curled up into a small flower ball, and nestled on the boy in the white T and dark green baseball uniform. The camera slowly zoomed out, revealing the handsome silhouette of the boy Profile.

Song Yan's fans recognized it at a glance:

[Yanzai's cat! 】

[Is this the scarf on the hot search hahahahaha]

【Cute and clingy kitten】

The camera zoomed out again, and the entire room was exposed on the screen.

Song Yan was sitting on the rattan chair with the cat in his arms, and beside him, Niuniu and Qiqi, two little chimpanzees, squatted beside him, one on the left and the other on the right, like guards on the left and right.

Sitting opposite is a lonely one... Ai Yunfei.

Ai Yunfei was a little embarrassed, he smiled unnaturally: "You are such a cute cat."

Said, reached out to touch.

Just halfway through, the docile little cat suddenly stood up, turned its head and bared its teeth ferociously, its light golden pupils were filled with warnings, as if his fingers were about to be bitten to pieces if he took a step forward.

Song Yan patted its little head: "Let Brother Fei touch it."

The little cat lowered its head aggrievedly, and lay down again unwillingly, silently enduring what Ai Yunfei's hands did to it.

When Song Yan turned his head, Xiaohuamao took the time to glare at Ai Yunfei, and the cute and fierce appearance made the netizens in front of the screen laugh non-stop.

【Yo, there are two faces in this little kitten video】

[Hahahahaha, this is such a good showman, you can switch between the two expressions freely! 】

【Too cute! 】

[Holy shit, look, its little claws are drawing circles... so you want to curse Brother Fei?Ha ha ha ha ha xswl]

However, there are more and more doubts that follow:

【What happened to Ai Yunfei?What about the good love ambassadors and animal affinity ambassadors? 】

【Remember how he became popular?The photo of staring at the stray cat, the public welfare project in the safari park, and the last animal sports meeting, his chimpanzee performed very well... All the points are related to animals. In the end, such a poor relationship with animals? ? 】

【Am I the only one who thinks it's tricky? 】

【I only care about his poor relationship with animals, why do you want to set up a person with strong affinity...】

[Hahaha watching Brother Fei slap his face every day is my source of happiness hahahaha]

To be honest, Ai Yunfei was frightened by the eyes of this little tabby cat.

He swallowed.

Isn't this just a little milk cat? What's there to be afraid of?

Although he kept trying to convince himself, the feeling of being stared at by a wild animal made Ai Yunfei's scalp tingle for no reason.

One person and one cat were in a stalemate, but luckily the task of the program team came in time, Ai Yunfei hurriedly packed his luggage and went to the place of the new task.

Out the door, let out a big breath.

Finally out of this ghost place!

The little cat lying lazily on the wicker chair looked at his back and squinted his eyes.

The ratings of this episode of Animal Friends continued to explode, and the three-hour live broadcast was full of content, from the various competitions between one cat and two orangutans, to the sharp contrast between the tigers trembling on the ground when Song Yan passed the tiger mountain with the kitten in his arms ...

There are enough laughs and cuteness.

There are heated discussions on the Internet, but the Yaoshuo app is full of noise.

[Fuck, why is Song Yan still here!What the hell is law enforcement doing? 】

[@Law Enforcement Team Captain, is there any law? 】

[Take care of yourself, if the big monsters don't show up again, we can do it ourselves]

[Brother upstairs is really a man, openly provoking the authority of the law enforcement team]

[Heh, the real authority is the demon king, okay?The law enforcement team is just managing and restraining the disobedient little demons for the king. If this cannot be done, what else can they do for the king? 】

[233's words are so coquettish, but do you dare to provoke the law enforcement team, brother?You can do what you want, we crowdfunding! 】

【…】

Ren Bai threw the phone away, folded his long legs casually, and raised his eyelids coldly: "Did you not go when I asked you to enforce the law?"

A few big men next to him folded their arms and said aggressively, "Yes, didn't you go!"

Huang San flinched, and said in a low voice, "Go!"

"Boss, that's how it was at the time." He quickly explained, "I received your call at the time, and I didn't waste a second! I went there immediately, and I told the program team directly, this No way, I want to replace him! They were reluctant at first, saying that the ratings had doubled, so I put out the sponsor's money, let alone doubled, even if it increased tenfold..."

Ren Bai was too lazy to listen to his nonsense, so he pointed his index finger at the boy on the screen, and said ruthlessly, "Then why is he still here?"

Huang Sanyan glanced down, just in time to see the boy's... peerless face.

Huang San's tone suddenly softened: "I...I don't know what's wrong! I just think he's so cute and beautiful, and I'm so happy!"

"There is also aura! By his side, the aura is really endless, it's amazing! I, Huang San, have lived for 500 years, and I have never felt so happy. It seems to have returned to the ancient times..."

Huang San was still recalling the joy from the heart at the moment he saw Song Yan, when a sudden dull pain in his head brought him back to reality.

He covered his head: "Ouch!"

Ren Bai withdrew his hand from hitting his head, rubbed his fingers expressionlessly, turned his head and said to the flat-headed brothers, "It seems that this little monster is more powerful than I imagined, and I don't know what kind of sorcery it used. Well a weasel is so confused."

The flat-headed buddies stared and looked over one by one, with disgust in their eyes.

Brother Pingtou No. [-]: "It's really useless!"

Brother Pingtou No. [-]: "I can't stand this little sorcery!"

Brother Pingtou No. 500: "Have you lived in the belly of a chicken for [-] years?"

Huang San lowered his head silently, moved his little feet in shame, and rubbed his little hands uncomfortably: "Hey..."

He always felt that he didn't have any magic tricks, but...it didn't seem to be convincing.

Seeing him shrink into a ball, Ren Bai touched the ground with his long legs, got up, took out the demon-binding rope from the box, and wrapped it around his wrist: "Forget it, I'll meet him in person."

"You guys," he pointed at some flat-headed brothers, "come with me."

The flat-headed buddies stood in a row and involuntarily took a few steps back when they saw the tie-up rope.

Huang San's attention was completely attracted by the words "go to meet him".

Thinking of meeting Song Yan, his eyes lit up immediately: "I'll go too!"

Brother Pingtou No. [-]: "What are you going to do?"

No. [-]: "Don't you think it's not embarrassing enough!"

Number three: "Just stay at home and wait for our good news!"

Huang San: "..."

He murmured twice with small eyes: "I'm going to follow the boss, and all the flat-headed brothers are studying."

The flat-headed buddy was satisfied: "Huh, you still know how to make progress!"

Huang San rubbed his hands together: "Hey hey..."

He seemed to smell that wonderful fragrance again.

So happy!

Director Qian also felt very happy, just now he received two calls, one was the sponsor who offered to sponsor their program, Meters Weiwei.

Although it's just sponsoring socks...

However, financing will have to be provided after all.

No matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat!

The second phone call was terrible.

It turned out to be Professor Ren calling.

The assistant couldn't believe it: "Professor Ren said he would come to our show? No way, we couldn't even invite his teaching assistant before."

Not to mention Professor Ren himself!

Director Qian is also a bit unbelievable, but it is a great thing after all.

He brewed a cup of Pu'er and drank it happily.

……

Ai Yunfei on the other end also just finished answering the phone, but his mood was exactly the opposite of Qian Bo's.

He was holding on to the phone tightly, and the manager's cold words were still in his ears: "What's the matter with you? The character set up for you is finally going to collapse, brother, and, let me talk to you The endorsement is completely useless, hey, what are you doing every day? The animal sports meeting is not doing very well? Isn’t it just a few animals now, this can’t be done? And get bitten?”

Ai Yunfei said bitterly, "That bastard is too bad-tempered, it's none of my business!"

The agent snorted coldly: "You have a bad temper, and you'll behave as soon as you get into Song Yan's hands? Don't say that netizens don't believe it, I don't believe it either! You can figure it out yourself."

Without waiting for his explanation, he hung up the phone with a snap.

Before hanging up, Ai Yunfei heard her softly say to another person: "Xiao Qiao, I have an advertisement for you, please read the contract."

"toot toot"

Sun Xiaoqiao is another artist under his manager. He made his debut late, and he became very popular. In the past two years, he was still under him to please Brother Fei all the time. Recently, when he saw him, he didn't even bother to talk to him.

He didn't even say hello, and when he wore sunglasses, he could see two nostrils on his entire face.

Ai Yunfei squeezed his fist, avoiding the cameras in the room, and took out half a white pill from his luggage.

He used this in the Animal Games, when a chimpanzee participated in the competition. He mixed this thing with water, and the chimpanzee directly took No.1.

The medicine was very powerful. He heard that one tablet could make an elephant excited. He didn't dare to use more, and only mixed half a tablet.

Half a slice left...

He spread his palm and looked at the white pill in his palm.

Heart beats fast.

If Niuniu is so excited that she bites Song Yan, it's none of his business.

Rather, the animal itself had problems.

Then he who has been wronged, maybe he can take the opportunity to gain a wave of fans and get back the lost endorsement.

That night.

The program group has taken a break.

Ai Yunfei squeezed half of the medicine and sneaked out the door.

These days, he has already figured out the surveillance cameras in the garden clearly, avoided the bustling surveillance cameras with ease, and hunched his back sneakily towards Niu Niu's residence.

The huge zoo was quiet, as if it had fallen into a dead silence.

The slightly rapid breathing sounds even more eerie in the silent garden.

In the dark night, Ai Yunfei walked a few steps quickly based on his memory, but unexpectedly stepped into a shallow pit and almost fell to the ground suddenly.

He subconsciously supported the thing next to him, so he didn't fall and eat shit.

He patted his heart, it was dangerous.

Just raised his head rejoicingly, and suddenly met a pair of glowing eyes, staring at himself coldly.

"Ah—" Ai Yunfei cried out in fright, but quickly covered his mouth.

Through the moonlight, he finally saw clearly.

Damn, it's a fox.

There is a thick layer of glass between him and him.

Ai Yunfei cursed softly: "What are you looking at? It's late at night, why don't you go to bed? You scared me to death!"

The fox locked in the glass room didn't say anything, just looked at him quietly.

Ai Yunfei was taken aback by his eyes, but he didn't dare to stay any longer. He only cursed a few words and then left quickly.

While walking but trembling with fear, damn it, these animals... why don't they all sleep! !

The row he just passed was full of canines, each with brighter eyes, staring at him coldly, as if they had become sperm.

His legs began to tremble with fright.

Fortunately, he soon walked out of this area. He just breathed a sigh of relief and rubbed his limp legs. When he lowered his head, he saw a small tabby cat lazily curled up on a rock not far away.

Hearing the movement, the little cat turned around gracefully, a pair of light golden eyes shining in the night.

Ai Yunfei frowned: "Go, go, you little bastard..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw the little cat walking slowly, and then jumped onto the two-meter-high glass fence.

Looking down at himself.

Ai Yunfei was immediately upset.

New and old grudges joined together, he picked up a small stone and threw it viciously: "What are you looking at!"

The little cat turned its head slightly to avoid the stone, but its eyes became more and more fierce.

It stood on the fence and opened its throat: "Aww——"

Ai Yunfei: "?"

Is that what the cat calls?

He was wondering, but suddenly saw dozens of pairs of eyes lit up on the opposite rockery.

Only then did Ai Yunfei notice, what kind of rockery is this, it is obviously a mountain of tigers!

Tigers, big and small, stood up slowly at the same moment as if they had heard some kind of order.

Ai Yunfei opened his eyes wide, and suddenly remembered that it should not be the cat that made this sound, but a tiger.

As if confirming his absurd guess, the kitten licked its paws slowly, then stretched its neck, and said again: "Ooooh—"

The tigers on the entire Tiger Mountain suddenly opened their bloody mouths and said in unison: "Wow!"

In the next second, these tigers swooped in the same direction, with the momentum of swallowing mountains and rivers with such force.

Ai Yunfei looked at the tigers that were pounced towards him, and fell to the ground with a plop, subconsciously let out a shrill scream: "Ahhh!"

The little cat lazily jumped down from the fence and glanced at the half pill left beside it.

Stretching out his claws, huffing twice, he picked up the pill, and popped it into Ai Yunfei's screaming mouth.

"Gudong"

Ai Yunfei stopped screaming, and stared blankly at the indifferent cat and the dozens of tigers behind it, trying to pounce on him.

He was stunned for two seconds.

Trembling and rolling, he yelled and ran towards the program center in an S shape: "Help, help!!"

Director Qian yawned: "You said it?"

He pointed to the quiet and well-behaved kitten in Song Yan's arms.

Mud was all over Ai Yunfei's body, his trousers were torn somewhere, a piece of rag was hanging miserably in his crotch, one of his shoes was missing, and he was half-bare, shaking his feet.

He trembled: "That's right! That's it! When he roared like this, all the tigers roared, and in the blink of an eye, all the tigers on Tiger Mountain rushed towards me. Tigers and tigers listened to it! It's not Cat, it's definitely not a cat! King Tiger, yes! It's King Tiger!"

Director Qian couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud: "You say it, Tiger King?"

Ai Yunfei nodded desperately: "Yes! And it is not an ordinary Tiger King, it also puts—"

In the middle of speaking, Ai Yunfei paused.

You can't talk about medicine, damn it.

He couldn't express his suffering, and finally thought of something: "By the way, its cry!"

As soon as the words fell, the little cat in Song Yan's arms said, "Meow~"

Director Qian looked at him puzzled: "What's wrong with the screaming?"

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Ai Yunfei: "!!!"

He was anxious, "No, it obviously didn't bark like that just now! It barked twice, you didn't see it, dozens of tigers all rushed towards me, it scared me so much. Almost peed my pants, woo woo woo..."

Ai Yunfei really cried while talking.

Qian Bo was overjoyed at the side: "Aww, what is it called?"

Ai Yunfei nodded while crying: "Yes, yes."

"When it barks, does the tiger swish and pounce on you?"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Qian Bo snorted, "Are you supposed to be filming in Hollywood?"

This time not only Qian Bo, but everyone present couldn't help laughing.

Ai Yunfei: "..."

Just smiling, a doctor in a white coat pushed the door in: "Who is the patient?"

Everyone pointed at Ai Yunfei in unison: "He."

Ai Yunfei: ... MMP!

Director Qian patiently explained the condition: "As soon as I came in, I started talking nonsense, and I couldn't stop it."

The producer sighed: "I guess it's because of too much pressure. I understand. In our line of work, how many people don't have a lot of pressure? Some people have mental problems every once in a while."

The photographer shook his head worriedly: "Ms. Ai, what's wrong, it's fine during the day."

Ai Yunfei struggled: "No, I don't..."

Many hands stretched out together, pressing him down on the stool.

The doctor gave him a dignified expression: "Blood pressure, heart rate, and body temperature are all on the high side. The patient's condition is not optimistic. It is recommended to transfer him to a tertiary hospital for further treatment immediately."

10 minutes later, an ambulance came.

Ai Yunfei was rushed into the ambulance.

He struggled: "No, listen to me, really...I really saw..."

Everyone nodded perfunctorily: "Yes, yes, Tiger King Tiger King!"

Ai Yunfei: "The cry is really..."

Everyone: "Oh, oh, oh, right, understand, understand, understand!"

Ai Yunfei: "...Fuck, I'm not sick!"

Everyone: "Yes, yes, you are not sick!"

The ambulance door slammed shut.

Director Qian shook his head and sighed: "A good actor, how can you say that you are sick?"

Looking back, I saw Director Wang touching his chin, looking thoughtful, "What's wrong?"

Producer Wang pondered for two seconds: "According to the route described by Ai Yunfei, he was going to Niu Niu's room. It was midnight. Why did he go to Niu Niu's room?"

The two thought for a long time but couldn't figure out why, until the hospital called.

——According to various physical symptoms, it is suspected that stimulants with aphrodisiac effects have been used.

Director Qian and Producer Wang looked at each other, then hung up the phone silently.

This is still not human! !

Not long after, a major piece of gossip popped up in the circle.

After Ai Yunfei took the aphrodisiac, he went to the mother orangutan's room in the middle of the night...