The big shots are jealous of me [Entertainment]

Song Yan didn't sleep well all night, and all kinds of nightmares kept coming.

After a while, his tail grew longer and longer, so he had to wrap his long tail around his waist, round and round.

After a while, he dreamed that there was a circle of people around him, pointing at his tail, and Wei Ziyang also proposed to hand him over to the zoo...

The last scene shows him in a cage, weak and helpless, looking out pitifully.

Wei Ziyang yelled with a loudspeaker: "Come and see it, don't miss it when you pass by! The popular little fresh meat has a long tail! Tickets are two yuan, tail touching is two yuan, everything is only two yuan!"

His good brother Luo Jieling was collecting ticket money while fighting the landlord, and he still smiled when he turned around: "Quick, take off your pants!"

……

Song Yan was startled awake!

In the dark, with trembling hands, he poked behind his butt and breathed a sigh of relief.

Phew, luckily it wasn't long.

It was still a short strip, standing upright behind the butt, the fluffy and snow-white fur exploded one by one, shaking twice in the bed.

Song Yan panicked, but he was too sleepy, dragging the tip of his short tail in his hand, and fell asleep again in a daze.

This time it was probably not a dream, and the little tail that almost exploded into a hedgehog relaxed little by little.

Song Yan turned over, and his little tail slanted to his buttocks, and curled up unconsciously. The soft tail hair was attached to the delicate skin, and it rose and fell slightly with his breathing.

I didn't sleep well in the first half of the night, but I slept soundly in the second half of the night, and it was dawn as soon as I slept.

Song Yan yawned sleepily, then cheered up and crawled out of bed, and started to wash.

Halfway through washing, Luo Jieling came over with a basin, "Good morning."

While saying hello, the basin accidentally touched his ass.

butt……

Song Yan suddenly remembered something, jumped up as if getting an electric shock, subconsciously stretched out his hand and covered his ass.

It's over! It's over!

He forgot about the tail!

Could it be that Luo Jieling discovered it?

Holding it and holding it, I feel something is wrong...

He blinked in disbelief, and pressed his hands around quickly.

Hey, tail, tail, tail! !

Luo Jieling stared at him strangely: "What's the matter with you, you wake up very strange in the morning."

Song Yan ignored him at all, but rushed to the bathroom in a panic, slammed the door, and took off his pants.

Facing the mirror cautiously, pouted butt...

God!

his tail!gone! ! !

The butt in the mirror is white, tender and smooth, and the tailbone is naturally beautiful, so there is no small tail!

So, yesterday, yesterday was his hallucination? ?

Song Yan couldn't believe it, he touched it seriously again, and observed it carefully for a long time...

To be honest, he has lived for 18 years, and this is the first time he has examined his own... ass so seriously, and almost broke his neck.

Finally came to an ecstatic conclusion!

Ah ah ah ah ah!

The little tail is really gone!

Mom, he's finally back to normal!

woo woo woo...

Song Yan turned around several times in the toilet excitedly, and then happily ran to have breakfast.

Du Mingkai on the other side of the city was even more excited than him.

Cultivation!

His cultivation!It actually grew!

Du Mingkai was originally just a small mushroom that grew in the mountains. He had no family or sect, and he didn't even have an ancestor. It was much more difficult to cultivate than the big monsters who cultivated animals to become fine.

Over the years, his aura has become more and more scarce, his talent is not high, he has been stuck in a small bottleneck for ten years, and he has not made any progress.

He never thought that this morning, he actually felt that his cultivation, which had been stagnant for many years, suddenly increased by a large amount, which was a faint precursor to a breakthrough!

Du Mingkai's heart beat fast.

He recalled the aura that suddenly multiplied around him yesterday, and couldn't help but make a bold guess. Could it be that the aura is about to recover?

He quickly logged into the Yaoshuo app and quickly posted a post.

[Everyone, did you feel that the aura around you increased several times from 10:5 am to [-]:[-] pm yesterday?Boldly guess, the aura is about to recover! 】

In the morning, it was a good time for little monsters to cultivate, and the traffic was not high at the moment, but his title quickly attracted several replies:

1L: [How many times does the aura increase?real or fake? 】

2L: [I didn't feel it, I suspect that LZ is cheating traffic! 】

3L: [Spiritual energy recovery?Hehe, it's just a dream. 】

Du Mingkai:? ? ?

He twitched his lips: [Oh, I can't believe you didn't feel it! 】

Seeing that he was still fooling around, the monsters couldn't bear it anymore, and one after another: [Get out! 】

Du Mingkai: "..."

its not right!

The spiritual energy during yesterday's period was really abundant!

The whole body is extremely comfortable, and even the pores can't help but want to open, to breathe as much as possible.

What an experience!

Could it be that he was the only monster who felt it?

What did he... yesterday?

Usually, eat, sleep, and shoot commercials...

Yesterday, I still ate, slept and filmed commercials...

It's no different!

Du Mingkai couldn't think of the reason, so he simply didn't get entangled anymore. As a result, a few days later, he was a hundred times more excited than last time, and with trembling hands, he once again boarded the Yaoshuo forum and posted a thread :【I broke through ah ah ah ah ah!Because I ate a spoonful of beef sauce! ! 】

The content of the post is very eye-catching:

Friends!I am coming again!

Do you remember the post I posted a few days ago?

Yes, I did feel a strong aura, and it happened again today.

I suspect it has something to do with a magical boy, that is a beautiful and lovely boy, his skin is white and glowing, his facial features are as delicate as a fallen fairy, his eyelashes... (1000 words omitted here Long-winded rainbow fart), in short, as long as he is by his side, the aura becomes extremely strong.

Well, here comes the point!

This almost inhuman boy gave me a spoonful of beef jerky!

Of course, this spoonful of beef patty is delicious, far better than anything I've ever eaten in my life!

But, do you know what happened?

My bottleneck has been broken!

The cultivation bottleneck that has tortured me for ten years has been broken through so easily!

!!!

……

Du Mingkai is very excited now, he is not joking, the last filming was interrupted because of Wei Ziyang, and he had to change people to start filming again.

He doesn't have much patience. If he usually encounters this kind of rework situation, he will definitely be furious, but this time I don't know why, when he thinks of reshooting and seeing the child named Song Yan, he is not only not impatient, but Looking forward to it.

However, it's a big deal once you shoot it.

He was shocked to find that the aura around him had inexplicably increased several times!

What's more, Song Yan saw him greedy at noon, so he gave him a spoonful of the beef sauce he brought, and then...he broke through! !

This is so amazing, it's unheard of!

As soon as the post was posted, monsters responded one after another. This time he described it with reason and evidence. Although there are still many monsters who don't believe it, there are also a few who are skeptical.

Du Mingkai picked a layer and typed a long article (90% of which are rainbow farts that can be omitted), just about to click send, but a warning page popped up.

Administrator 3: [The system received an anonymous report that you made a false statement, your account has been blocked, and it will be unblocked after 7 days. 】

Du Mingkai: "..."

"Damn! Who the hell is so shameless to report me!!"

……

In a locked room.

The shameless Yu Yingjian stared at her phone seriously, and was obviously relieved when she saw the system prompt: "The report was successful."

Geng Yu said angrily: "Damn it, it's so dangerous! This guy almost exposed the cub! Fortunately, we both have quick eyes and quick hands. Seeing that something is wrong with this post, we immediately clicked the report!"

Yu Yingjian's face was still gloomy: "It's not enough, look at the direction of this building, a few little monsters have already started to guess in this direction."

Geng Yu suddenly became nervous again: "Then what to do!"

Yu Yingjian responded calmly: "Register the trumpet, and follow the rhythm."

Geng Yu sighed: "As expected of an old fox! How shameless!"

Yu Yingjian hehe: "Each each other."

So, with the efforts of two shameless big demon sailors, the final direction of the post became like this:

[Another person who was driven crazy by the bottleneck, so pitiful]

[Is the upstairs so sincere?It’s just a deceitful post, whoever believes who is the evil pen]

[Menstruation is posted, there are such boring posts every month, are you kidding us?Why don't you go home and sit for a while if you have this time!At first glance, it looks like a street monster! 】

[There are still a few true believers upstairs hahahahaha, I laughed so hard, I advise you to put aside your cultivation and improve your IQ as soon as possible]

【…】

After solving a crisis, both of them breathed a sigh of relief.

Yu Yingjian has already guessed some information: "It should be that little mushroom spirit."

Geng Yu: "He's poisonous!"

Well, it is poisonous indeed.

Yu Yingjian said with a sullen face: "We have to be more cautious in the future, and keep an eye on all kinds of movements at all times, lest too many little demons will rush over after they know about it, and frighten His Highness."

Geng Yu's usual arrogant expression withdrew, and he said solemnly: "Yes, we must keep this secret before Zai Zai transforms into form!"

At the end, he started staring, "I don't know what Zai Zai's body looks like, it must be super cute!"

Yu Yingjian smiled lightly when she heard the words, and said in a low voice, "Well, it's still a year away."

There was the same expectation in the voice.

His Highness's main body... what will it look like?

Although there are records in the ancient teachings, if you are lucky enough to see it with your own eyes, it will be a blessing that cannot be obtained after several lifetimes of cultivation.

The two demons thought about it quietly for a while, and a gentle (idiot) smile appeared on the corners of their mouths in unison.

While being an idiot, Geng Yu suddenly remembered a very important thing.

He swallowed: "Speaking of which, the beef sauce that the little tree demon mentioned, have you... tasted it?"

Song Yan, who has no tail, is in such a good mood that he explodes!

In order to celebrate his recovery, he also spent a huge sum of money to buy a catty of beef, went to the kitchen to tinker for a long time, made a can of beef sauce with his own hands, and prepared to reward himself for escaping death.

Although his craftsmanship is not as good as the dean's grandma's, it is still very delicious!

Probably because he has been greedy for too long, Song Yan has been keeping it by his side for the past few days. up.

It was so fragrant that Director Du licked his old face, ran over and asked him cautiously if he could taste a small spoonful!

in the cafeteria.

Luo Jieling sat on the chair, looked at Song Yan, who was eating beef sauce mixed with rice, and thought of Director Du's little expression when he ate beef sauce at noon. : "Is it so delicious?"

Song Yan had a big mouthful of rice in his mouth, so he had no time to return to him, so he nodded heavily.

Mmmm, delicious!

Besides, he's in a good mood without his tail.

When you are in a good mood, it tastes even better!

Luo Jieling was successfully aroused: "Give me a taste."

Song Yan glanced at the half pot of beef sauce left, endured the pain in his heart, and scooped him a large spoonful.

Although stingy, he was very generous to his brother.

Luo Jieling imitated him, mixed it with rice, and ate two bites.

Song Yan looked forward to it: "How does it taste? Isn't it delicious!"

Rogering: "... not bad."

Not bad is really not bad...

Quite a meal.

but!

Luo Jieling really couldn't understand Director Du's expression that he was about to ascend to heaven.

Just as he was thinking, he saw Geng Tianwang and Yu Yingdi each carrying a lunch box and moving towards this side.

The students present hurriedly stood up to say hello.

Emperor Yu smiled and said, "Sit down."

After finishing speaking, he and Geng Yu sat down next to Song Yan.

The two left and right, sandwiching Song Yan... between them.

The expectant eyes fell on the... beef sauce on the table?

Song Yan was a little overwhelmed by the stare, followed the two people's gazes, and pondered for a while, "Well, does the teacher want to eat beef sauce?"

Geng Yu's eyes lit up, and his lips trembled: "Is it possible?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Yingjian stepped on her foot severely.

Yu Yingjian gave him a warning look and smiled: "It's okay to try."

Geng Yu covered the poor rabbit jiojio, and squeezed out a reserved smile: "Yes, it's okay to taste more..."

Song Yan: "..."

Song Yan, for sure, has been very protective of food since he was a child, especially since beef is so expensive.

He glanced at the beef sauce that was about to bottom out, and there was a little bit of reluctance in his eyes.

But soon, he secretly spat twice, despising himself deeply.

Teacher Geng and Teacher Yu treated him so well!

Every day I try to teach him singing and dancing, typhoon eyes and so on!

How can you not even part with a spoonful of beef sauce!

After spitting, Song Yan grabbed the small spoon next to him, scooped up a spoon full of soy sauce, kept silent for two seconds, and then... his little hands shook secretly twice.

The actor Tianwang watched a large spoonful of beef sauce shaken into a small spoonful.

In addition to being heartbroken, he quickly and obediently sent his lunch box up, and greeted His Highness the Demon King's reward with great reverence.

……

Luo Jieling sat across from the two.

He watched the two aloof male gods take the beef sauce carefully, and eagerly picked up the chopsticks and pulled it into his mouth, and at the same time showed an expression that he was about to ascend to heaven.

Rogering: "..."

This is so - so delicious? ? ?