The pheromone of school grass is poisonous
Chapter 44
The next day when school started, Zhou Yan found out that the head teacher of the school’s newly established sprint class was Taishi Pang. He walked behind Xiao Yi to the classroom, and couldn’t help but say, “Do you think it’s too late for me to turn around now?”
"Still so afraid of her?" Xiao Yi smiled: "She still wanted to give you a little trouble when she came back from the game before."
"Do you want this blessing for you?"
Zhou Yan woke up this morning only to find that his hair was all curled up. He complained all morning about the water pressure in the bathroom, and then he simply found a rubber band and tied it on the top, making him look younger.
Right now, he was following Xiao Yi's ass with resentment, saying that if he had known this earlier, he would not have worked so hard at that time.
Xiao Yi saw that he kept chanting the same as before, and seemed to have forgotten what happened with his father yesterday, so he raised the corner of his mouth to let him talk without interrupting, and occasionally hummed twice in agreement.
The people following up interrupted Zhou Yan's words.
Guo Caiwei is still the same as when she went to participate in the physics competition together, with short hair cut neatly.
She greeted and said: "Hi, you two handsome guys. I saw the harmonious scene of you entering the school side by side early in the morning. I have a hunch that our sprint class will definitely become a holy place for girls in the school to worship in the future."
Zhou Yan turned to her and asked, "Why?"
"Why else, you are a god of learning and a dark horse." Guo Caiwei pinched Zhou Yan's face after being raised for the winter vacation and said, "Especially you, counterattack in such a short time, it is almost the same Is it okay to turn it on and hang it up?"
Zhou Yan clicked his tongue, just wanting her to keep her hands off.
Xiao Yi next to him pulled Zhou Yan away first, and scraped his thumb over the spot where he was pinched red.
Such an intimate act of acting like no one else was done so naturally, Guo Caiwei seemed to realize something suddenly, her face turned red, she looked at Xiao Yi and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
Xiao Yi: "It's okay."
"No, what do you two mean?" Zhou Yan looked at Guo Caiwei with wide eyes and said, "Why are you apologizing to him?"
Guo Caiwei didn't speak, just covered her mouth and smiled, looking like I knew everything.
Xiao Yi grabbed the collar and pulled back the person who broke away from the explosion, and said helplessly: "Okay, let's go into the classroom, the head teacher should come over later."
Zhou Yan couldn't break free, so he was brought into the classroom in this posture.
If you really enter the sprint class, you will find that the intensity is really different from the general parallel class. It will not be too hard to hang the beam, but it is true to wake up earlier than a chicken and go to bed later than a dog.The atmosphere of the sprint class is not the same as the previous three classes. The sense of competition between classmates is very strong. If you encounter self-study, you can hardly see people playing with mobile phones and wandering off.
Everyone lowered their heads and wrote their own questions.
Zhou Yan was like water that had been thrown into a frying pan, and it made him feel uncomfortable all over.
If the young master wants to learn it, he can only do it voluntarily. If he is forced to press his head, it will definitely be counterproductive.
The only comforting thing is that there is no need to move the dormitory again, and Zhou Yan and Xiao Yi's position has changed from Chuhe Hanjie, which was separated by an aisle, to being at the same table.
Taishi Pang held the teaching plan and said on the podium: "The sprint class set up in the second year of high school this year is a special case. Being able to enter here proves that you have defeated 80.00% of the students in the country. Being the remaining 20.00% is not a reason for you to slack off. What do you know? It's called...Zhou Yan!"
The person who was called suddenly drew the attention of forty pairs of eyes from the classroom.
Zhou Yan was stunned for a moment, then quietly loosened the fingers of his left hand that were hooking Xiao Yi under the table.
He is always used to teasing him like this, seeing him poking here and then poking there when he is doing a question or reading a book, as if he has ADHD.Xiao Yi often squeezed his hand to stop him, and would not let go.There's a secretive, exciting sense of taboo in places like classrooms.
Zhou Yan stood up from his seat, looked at Grand Master Pang's angry face and said, "What were you doing with your head down just now? Are you playing with your mobile phone?"
Zhou Yan: "No."
"Still denying it?" Grand Master Pang said with a serious face, "Then you should explain, what were you doing just now?"
Zhou Yan glanced at Xiao Yi next to him, saw that he was clenching his fists around his mouth to cover up his smile, and immediately felt the pain of lifting a stone and hitting him on the foot.
Gritting his teeth, he took out the innocent mobile phone from the desk and was forced to admit: "Mr. Pang, I'm sorry, I was wrong."
Grand Master Pang confiscated his mobile phone without mercy and said, "I'll keep it for you this week, and I'll get it next week."
Zhou Yan: "...Oh."
After class, Zhou Yan reached out and pinched Xiao Yi's waist. He remembered that there was an itchy flesh there, and he would hide every time he touched it.Zhou Yan said while moving: "Pay me for the phone."
Xiao Yi easily grabbed his troublesome hand, and laughed: "It's so unreasonable, isn't it?"
"Isn't it your fault? If you hadn't been hiding just now, you definitely wouldn't have been discovered."
Zhou Yan was deliberately making fun of him.
He was going crazy in the sprint class these days, even Zhao Xu and Zhu Qi were not around, and besides Xiao Yi, he couldn't find trouble with anyone else.
The seating arrangement in the sprint class is very loose, and the tables are not crowded.
Zhou Yan and the others sat at the end, Xiao Yi held him down with one hand on the desk, and half-squeezed his whole body between himself and the desk.There are also students passing by after class to go to the toilet and fetch water.Zhou Yan became nervous at this time.
Xiao Yi gently supported Zhou Yan's waist with the lower hand, and asked him in a low voice: "Do you know what I look like these days?"
What kind of problem is this?Zhou Yan looked at him suspiciously and said, "What does it look like?"
Xiao Yi leaned close to his ear: "Like the time when the prince was just brought back, before he was sterilized, he lived day and night."
Zhou Yan: "..."
He opened his mouth silently, wanting to be angry but unable to utter, wanting to refute but unable to open his mouth.Being ashamed by Xiao Yi's metaphor of being naked, the blood all over his body rushed to his head.
Xiao Yi rubbed his waist slowly suggestively, and then said softly: "That's right, it's spring, tell me, is it coming to estrus again?"
"No!" Zhou Yan answered quickly this time, growling at him with his red eyes.
Xiao Yi smiled deeply, let go of him and said, "It's fine if you don't arrive, if you feel something is wrong, just tell me, and I will help you."
The breath rushed to the ears, and swept over the glands at the back of the neck.
Zhou Yan's waist and eyes numb, and his whole body softened, his heart wanted to cry but there were no tears.
Sure enough, it was Xiao Yi who indulged him too much during this time, causing him to forget that if Xiao Yi really wanted to make him submit, he didn't even need to move his little finger.
Immediately afterwards, Xiao Yi took out his mobile phone from his pocket and handed it to him, saying, "Okay, I will pay you."
Zhou Yan saw that his phone was not connected, and the screen displayed a prompt to enter the password because the button was touched. Zhou Yan raised his eyes and looked at him.
Xiao Yi and him looked at each other, sighed: "You don't even know your own birthday, what's the use of just looking at me like this?" Xiao Yi shook the phone and asked him: "Do you want it?"
In the next second, Zhou Yan immediately took the phone over.
Entering his birthday was unlocked, and then a picture of him taking a random selfie with his mobile phone last time popped up on the screen.Said: "Why use this one, it doesn't look good at all."
"Change it yourself." Xiao Yi said.
Zhou Yan moved towards Xiao Yi and took a photo of the two of them together. It was a snap shot, but the effect was surprisingly good.
Xiao Yi lowered his eyes and sat by the window, the light casting illusory shadows on his hair.Zhou Yan leaned over to look at his face, only showing half of his side face, his eyes were focused and serious.
Zhou Yan didn't expect the effect of the random one to be so good, so he immediately set it as a screen saver.
He even stretched out his hand to show Xiao Yi.
Xiao Yi really asked him to use his mobile phone, but Zhou Yan didn't really use it much, so he just used it to play small games when he was extremely bored.Or when you can't get out of the school gate, send a message to Zhao Xu and the others to help bring food.
Zhao Xu is so naive. In fact, Zhu Qi and the others around him are more or less aware of the relationship between the two that they didn't deliberately hide. He is the only one who suddenly sent a message after several times: "Brother Xiao, what do I think? Is there something wrong with your tone of voice when you talk to me recently?"
Zhou Yan saw it and asked directly: "What's wrong?"
"That's right. You used to reply me with a um, but recently you made a request and suddenly sent me an animated picture of blowing kisses. Brother Xiao, what happened? I'm scared."
Zhou Yan almost died laughing at him.
Then said: "Isn't it good for you to feel the love from your father Xiao?"
Zhao Xu sent back a moving picture of him kneeling and crying.
Zhou Yan: "Well, let me tell you the truth. In fact, most of them are bought for Zhou Yan. He has a bad appetite recently. Remember to add ice to today's milk tea, and add more spice to the Kanto boil. Also, buy an ice cream and ask for vanilla flavor. of."
Zhao Xu: "..."
Zhou Yan: "Hurry up, brother, the final time is 5:[-] pm, and the errand fee will be [-] yuan for [-] minutes in advance, so as to add up."
Zhou Yan clacked and finished his request, then threw the phone into Xiao Yi's hand and said, "I'll go to the toilet first with the phone, my stomach hurts like hell."
After he finished speaking, he jumped out.
Xiao Yi took a look at the dialog box that just popped up with his mobile phone, and raised his eyebrows.
Zhao Xu: "Brother Xiao, there is something I think I should ask you for confirmation. It's that... Recently, some girls in school have been rumoring that you and Zhou Yan... have an unusual relationship? Haha Although you have recently It's been a bit weird for two days, but I promise, I won't talk nonsense!"
Xiao Yi: "Don't buy ice cream and milk tea, Kanto cook instead of the stomach nourishing set meal at the restaurant I used to go to."
Zhao Xu: "... Brother?"
Xiao Yi: "Yes."
Zhao Xu immediately sent him an emoji hugging his thigh and said, "Brother, you are finally back to normal!"
"It was Zhou Yan just now, and his mobile phone was confiscated."
Zhao Xu: "So he's the one who used your phone these two days?"
It's no wonder Zhao Xu was so surprised. Xiao Yi's cell phone would never be touched easily before. Before Zhou Yan showed up, usually when his cell phone rang, no one would dare to pick it up for him casually.
Xiao Yi: "Yes."
Zhao Xu: "The rumor?"
Xiao Yi: "Really."
Zhao Xu: "..."
Xiao Yi: "Don't buy cold ones for him recently."
Zhao Xu: "..."
Xiao Yi: "I'm going to help the professor who the school invited to give a lecture these days, don't listen to him for everything."
Zhao Xu: "..."
Xiao Yi: 500 yuan transfer reminder.
Zhao Xu: "..."
Xiao Yi: "Go and cure your brain."
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-02-0422:50:51~2020-02-0521:21:19期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: the courtyard is a little deeper;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
"Still so afraid of her?" Xiao Yi smiled: "She still wanted to give you a little trouble when she came back from the game before."
"Do you want this blessing for you?"
Zhou Yan woke up this morning only to find that his hair was all curled up. He complained all morning about the water pressure in the bathroom, and then he simply found a rubber band and tied it on the top, making him look younger.
Right now, he was following Xiao Yi's ass with resentment, saying that if he had known this earlier, he would not have worked so hard at that time.
Xiao Yi saw that he kept chanting the same as before, and seemed to have forgotten what happened with his father yesterday, so he raised the corner of his mouth to let him talk without interrupting, and occasionally hummed twice in agreement.
The people following up interrupted Zhou Yan's words.
Guo Caiwei is still the same as when she went to participate in the physics competition together, with short hair cut neatly.
She greeted and said: "Hi, you two handsome guys. I saw the harmonious scene of you entering the school side by side early in the morning. I have a hunch that our sprint class will definitely become a holy place for girls in the school to worship in the future."
Zhou Yan turned to her and asked, "Why?"
"Why else, you are a god of learning and a dark horse." Guo Caiwei pinched Zhou Yan's face after being raised for the winter vacation and said, "Especially you, counterattack in such a short time, it is almost the same Is it okay to turn it on and hang it up?"
Zhou Yan clicked his tongue, just wanting her to keep her hands off.
Xiao Yi next to him pulled Zhou Yan away first, and scraped his thumb over the spot where he was pinched red.
Such an intimate act of acting like no one else was done so naturally, Guo Caiwei seemed to realize something suddenly, her face turned red, she looked at Xiao Yi and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
Xiao Yi: "It's okay."
"No, what do you two mean?" Zhou Yan looked at Guo Caiwei with wide eyes and said, "Why are you apologizing to him?"
Guo Caiwei didn't speak, just covered her mouth and smiled, looking like I knew everything.
Xiao Yi grabbed the collar and pulled back the person who broke away from the explosion, and said helplessly: "Okay, let's go into the classroom, the head teacher should come over later."
Zhou Yan couldn't break free, so he was brought into the classroom in this posture.
If you really enter the sprint class, you will find that the intensity is really different from the general parallel class. It will not be too hard to hang the beam, but it is true to wake up earlier than a chicken and go to bed later than a dog.The atmosphere of the sprint class is not the same as the previous three classes. The sense of competition between classmates is very strong. If you encounter self-study, you can hardly see people playing with mobile phones and wandering off.
Everyone lowered their heads and wrote their own questions.
Zhou Yan was like water that had been thrown into a frying pan, and it made him feel uncomfortable all over.
If the young master wants to learn it, he can only do it voluntarily. If he is forced to press his head, it will definitely be counterproductive.
The only comforting thing is that there is no need to move the dormitory again, and Zhou Yan and Xiao Yi's position has changed from Chuhe Hanjie, which was separated by an aisle, to being at the same table.
Taishi Pang held the teaching plan and said on the podium: "The sprint class set up in the second year of high school this year is a special case. Being able to enter here proves that you have defeated 80.00% of the students in the country. Being the remaining 20.00% is not a reason for you to slack off. What do you know? It's called...Zhou Yan!"
The person who was called suddenly drew the attention of forty pairs of eyes from the classroom.
Zhou Yan was stunned for a moment, then quietly loosened the fingers of his left hand that were hooking Xiao Yi under the table.
He is always used to teasing him like this, seeing him poking here and then poking there when he is doing a question or reading a book, as if he has ADHD.Xiao Yi often squeezed his hand to stop him, and would not let go.There's a secretive, exciting sense of taboo in places like classrooms.
Zhou Yan stood up from his seat, looked at Grand Master Pang's angry face and said, "What were you doing with your head down just now? Are you playing with your mobile phone?"
Zhou Yan: "No."
"Still denying it?" Grand Master Pang said with a serious face, "Then you should explain, what were you doing just now?"
Zhou Yan glanced at Xiao Yi next to him, saw that he was clenching his fists around his mouth to cover up his smile, and immediately felt the pain of lifting a stone and hitting him on the foot.
Gritting his teeth, he took out the innocent mobile phone from the desk and was forced to admit: "Mr. Pang, I'm sorry, I was wrong."
Grand Master Pang confiscated his mobile phone without mercy and said, "I'll keep it for you this week, and I'll get it next week."
Zhou Yan: "...Oh."
After class, Zhou Yan reached out and pinched Xiao Yi's waist. He remembered that there was an itchy flesh there, and he would hide every time he touched it.Zhou Yan said while moving: "Pay me for the phone."
Xiao Yi easily grabbed his troublesome hand, and laughed: "It's so unreasonable, isn't it?"
"Isn't it your fault? If you hadn't been hiding just now, you definitely wouldn't have been discovered."
Zhou Yan was deliberately making fun of him.
He was going crazy in the sprint class these days, even Zhao Xu and Zhu Qi were not around, and besides Xiao Yi, he couldn't find trouble with anyone else.
The seating arrangement in the sprint class is very loose, and the tables are not crowded.
Zhou Yan and the others sat at the end, Xiao Yi held him down with one hand on the desk, and half-squeezed his whole body between himself and the desk.There are also students passing by after class to go to the toilet and fetch water.Zhou Yan became nervous at this time.
Xiao Yi gently supported Zhou Yan's waist with the lower hand, and asked him in a low voice: "Do you know what I look like these days?"
What kind of problem is this?Zhou Yan looked at him suspiciously and said, "What does it look like?"
Xiao Yi leaned close to his ear: "Like the time when the prince was just brought back, before he was sterilized, he lived day and night."
Zhou Yan: "..."
He opened his mouth silently, wanting to be angry but unable to utter, wanting to refute but unable to open his mouth.Being ashamed by Xiao Yi's metaphor of being naked, the blood all over his body rushed to his head.
Xiao Yi rubbed his waist slowly suggestively, and then said softly: "That's right, it's spring, tell me, is it coming to estrus again?"
"No!" Zhou Yan answered quickly this time, growling at him with his red eyes.
Xiao Yi smiled deeply, let go of him and said, "It's fine if you don't arrive, if you feel something is wrong, just tell me, and I will help you."
The breath rushed to the ears, and swept over the glands at the back of the neck.
Zhou Yan's waist and eyes numb, and his whole body softened, his heart wanted to cry but there were no tears.
Sure enough, it was Xiao Yi who indulged him too much during this time, causing him to forget that if Xiao Yi really wanted to make him submit, he didn't even need to move his little finger.
Immediately afterwards, Xiao Yi took out his mobile phone from his pocket and handed it to him, saying, "Okay, I will pay you."
Zhou Yan saw that his phone was not connected, and the screen displayed a prompt to enter the password because the button was touched. Zhou Yan raised his eyes and looked at him.
Xiao Yi and him looked at each other, sighed: "You don't even know your own birthday, what's the use of just looking at me like this?" Xiao Yi shook the phone and asked him: "Do you want it?"
In the next second, Zhou Yan immediately took the phone over.
Entering his birthday was unlocked, and then a picture of him taking a random selfie with his mobile phone last time popped up on the screen.Said: "Why use this one, it doesn't look good at all."
"Change it yourself." Xiao Yi said.
Zhou Yan moved towards Xiao Yi and took a photo of the two of them together. It was a snap shot, but the effect was surprisingly good.
Xiao Yi lowered his eyes and sat by the window, the light casting illusory shadows on his hair.Zhou Yan leaned over to look at his face, only showing half of his side face, his eyes were focused and serious.
Zhou Yan didn't expect the effect of the random one to be so good, so he immediately set it as a screen saver.
He even stretched out his hand to show Xiao Yi.
Xiao Yi really asked him to use his mobile phone, but Zhou Yan didn't really use it much, so he just used it to play small games when he was extremely bored.Or when you can't get out of the school gate, send a message to Zhao Xu and the others to help bring food.
Zhao Xu is so naive. In fact, Zhu Qi and the others around him are more or less aware of the relationship between the two that they didn't deliberately hide. He is the only one who suddenly sent a message after several times: "Brother Xiao, what do I think? Is there something wrong with your tone of voice when you talk to me recently?"
Zhou Yan saw it and asked directly: "What's wrong?"
"That's right. You used to reply me with a um, but recently you made a request and suddenly sent me an animated picture of blowing kisses. Brother Xiao, what happened? I'm scared."
Zhou Yan almost died laughing at him.
Then said: "Isn't it good for you to feel the love from your father Xiao?"
Zhao Xu sent back a moving picture of him kneeling and crying.
Zhou Yan: "Well, let me tell you the truth. In fact, most of them are bought for Zhou Yan. He has a bad appetite recently. Remember to add ice to today's milk tea, and add more spice to the Kanto boil. Also, buy an ice cream and ask for vanilla flavor. of."
Zhao Xu: "..."
Zhou Yan: "Hurry up, brother, the final time is 5:[-] pm, and the errand fee will be [-] yuan for [-] minutes in advance, so as to add up."
Zhou Yan clacked and finished his request, then threw the phone into Xiao Yi's hand and said, "I'll go to the toilet first with the phone, my stomach hurts like hell."
After he finished speaking, he jumped out.
Xiao Yi took a look at the dialog box that just popped up with his mobile phone, and raised his eyebrows.
Zhao Xu: "Brother Xiao, there is something I think I should ask you for confirmation. It's that... Recently, some girls in school have been rumoring that you and Zhou Yan... have an unusual relationship? Haha Although you have recently It's been a bit weird for two days, but I promise, I won't talk nonsense!"
Xiao Yi: "Don't buy ice cream and milk tea, Kanto cook instead of the stomach nourishing set meal at the restaurant I used to go to."
Zhao Xu: "... Brother?"
Xiao Yi: "Yes."
Zhao Xu immediately sent him an emoji hugging his thigh and said, "Brother, you are finally back to normal!"
"It was Zhou Yan just now, and his mobile phone was confiscated."
Zhao Xu: "So he's the one who used your phone these two days?"
It's no wonder Zhao Xu was so surprised. Xiao Yi's cell phone would never be touched easily before. Before Zhou Yan showed up, usually when his cell phone rang, no one would dare to pick it up for him casually.
Xiao Yi: "Yes."
Zhao Xu: "The rumor?"
Xiao Yi: "Really."
Zhao Xu: "..."
Xiao Yi: "Don't buy cold ones for him recently."
Zhao Xu: "..."
Xiao Yi: "I'm going to help the professor who the school invited to give a lecture these days, don't listen to him for everything."
Zhao Xu: "..."
Xiao Yi: 500 yuan transfer reminder.
Zhao Xu: "..."
Xiao Yi: "Go and cure your brain."
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-02-0422:50:51~2020-02-0521:21:19期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: the courtyard is a little deeper;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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